Quotes (Page 56)!

  1. "Dude, if Owen Harper became president, people would wonder why exactly we impeached Clinton." ~esotaria
  2. "Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out." ~Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands
  3. "I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!" ~Clementine Kruczynski
  4. "Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias." ~Mary
  5. "I cannot believe my eyes. / Are the fans collaboratively making buys? / Because it seems to me / some kind of insanity / is on the rise!" ~The Web Goblin
  6. "See? Not every human being is a manipulative, opportunistic letch. At least, that's what I'm told." ~Jodi Landon
  7. "Data, people do not have internal chronometers." ~Commander William Riker
  8. "You're gonna get hit by lightening." ~Natalie Teeger to Lt. Randy Disher
  9. "The problem with going to restaurants is that they're not in my room." ~Daria Morgendorffer
  10. "My hormones don't rage. Oh, sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other." ~Daria Morgendorffer
  11. "Whoa! There's fish in my boobs!" ~Duckie
  12. "I've figured out what I don't like about the John Barrowman version [of 'Feeling Good'] - he's afraid to get dirty." ~Duckie
  13. "You look so sweet when you get angry." ~Vislor Turlough, about to get a smack
  14. "You're weird, Turlough." ~Tegan Jovanka
  15. "I'm speaking for all repomen - Bush, we're gonna miss you, buddy." ~Repoman on The Daily Show
  16. "Just be naive with him for a minute." ~Duckie while listening to "Two People Fell in Love"
  17. "If you don't do what she says, you're _really_ in trouble. Not from me, from her." ~The Doctor about Donna Noble
  18. "You have caused half of my neural synapses to misfire wildly in an unprecedented electrical phenomenon of massive malfunction. It may even have reversed the polarity of the neutron flow in the brain. Just thought you should know." ~melusine474
  19. "Doctor Who is finally making a massive splash stateside. This long running British sci-fi masterpiece is full of wonderful worlds and strange goings-on. The Doctor's main device is known as the TARDIS but...what does TARDIS stand for?: A) Temporal And Rudimentary Device In Secret, B) These Aren't Really the Doctor's Ideal Situations, C) Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, D) There And Returning: Done In Style" ~The Well-Rounded Geek Quiz
  20. "You are the whitest man in the world; you do not have a grill." ~Jon Stewart in response to Brian Williams' "Get out of my grill."
  21. "I'm making tea. Teeeea. I don't like coffee, I like tea." ~Dr. Sam Beckett
  22. "I don't care if it's raining - I'm a hologram, you nutcase!" ~Admiral Al Calavicci
  23. "ME: Oh, hey, Amazon, wanna take all my money? AMAZON: Sure, I'll do that for you. ME: [hands over paycheck] AMAZON: OM NOM NOM [repeat every pay cycle]" ~scudthefish
  24. "I was so distracted by his mind boggling beauty to care that he was being retarded." ~Friggin' Gorgeous about Xlormp
  25. "That's the good thing about death - you either die or you don't." ~Hank Hill
  26. "I also had the opportunity to observe pigeons. And pigeons are actually kind of cool. They're like miniature people without arms." ~Hillary
  27. "Warning: I may contain more than a trace amount of nut." ~Stephen Colbert
  28. "So what? I'm Perpugilliam Brown, and I can shout just as loud as you can." ~Peri Brown in response to "I am The Master!"
  29. "I'm sorry. Your cremation will deprive me of our periodic encounters." ~The Master to The Doctor
  30. "Obey the shiny one." ~Chief Elder Timanov
  31. "The worst place in the universe - English public school on Earth." ~Vislor Turlough
  32. "Look after him, won't you? He gets into the most terrible trouble." ~Vislor Turlough to Peri Brown about The Doctor
  33. "Albert Hall, you've got a Graske on the loose...and he's stolen my water pistol." ~The Tenth Doctor
  34. "Well, that was fun...and a little bit mad." ~The Tenth Doctor
  35. "So, you got a merit badge in tracking when you were a boy scout; I'm suitably impressed." ~Peri Brown to the Fifth Doctor
  36. "You're a very confusing person to be with, Doctor, you know that?" ~Peri Brown
  37. "I tried keeping a diary once. Not chronological, of course, but the trouble with time travel is one never seems to find the time." ~The Fifth Doctor
  38. "Curiosity's always been my downfall." ~The Fifth Doctor
  39. "You have the mouth of a prattling jackanapes. But your eyes...they tell a different story." ~Sharaz Jek to The Doctor
  40. "I AM telling the truth. I KEEP telling the truth. Why is it no one believes me?" ~The Fifth Doctor
  41. "I owe it to my friend to try, because I got her into this." ~The Fifth Doctor
  42. "Why does that sound so cool and so scary at the same time?" ~Clyde Langer about 'The Black Archive'
  43. "There is the odd occasion, Siegfried, when I do leave the premises for reasons other than a richly-earned pint of bitter." ~Tristan Farnon, unconvincingly
  44. "He does seem to have a facility, your off-spring, for appearing to be in every room in the house at the same time." ~Siegfried Farnon to James Herriot
  45. "She's in the kitchen at this very moment intent, presumably, on doing something unspeakable to our lamb chops. The ones I practically disemboweled our ration book to buy." ~Tristan Farnon
  46. "I didn't expect you to sack her, simply separate her from the stove." ~Tristan Farnon
  47. "Good lord, it's goat muck." ~Tristan Farnon
  48. "I'm not people, Peri, I happen to be me." ~The Sixth Doctor
  49. "My outward appearance is of no importance whatsoever." ~The Sixth Doctor
  50. "[Five] had a sort of...feckless charm. Simply wasn't me." ~The Sixth Doctor
  51. "Regeneration in my case is a swift but volcanic experience, a sort of violent biological eruption, in which the body cells are displaced, changed, renewed, and rearranged. There are bound to be side effects." ~The Sixth Doctor
  52. "It's only a little radiation sickness between friends." ~Peri Brown
  53. "I'm a knight errant, not an errant fool." ~The Sixth Doctor
  54. "The purpose of reconnaissance is to gather information, not to finish up face-down in a pool of one's own blood." ~The Sixth Doctor
  55. "You have a nasty habit of pinpointing the truth, young man." ~The Sixth Doctor to Hugo Lang
  56. "I may be behaving like a manic barometer, but don't shrug off help when it's offered." ~The Sixth Doctor
  57. "Of course I'm all right! I'm certainly all right! It's the situation that's all wrong." ~The Sixth Doctor, who is rather more forceful than the Tenth
  58. "See it more as a mental stroll in a sea of psychic tranquility." ~The Sixth Doctor
  59. "In my time, I have been threatened by experts. I don't rate you very highly at all." ~The Sixth Doctor
  60. "You seem to forget, Peri, I'm not only from another culture, but another planet. I am in your terms an alien. I am therefore bound to have different values and customs." ~The Sixth Doctor
  61. "Whatever else happens, I AM The Doctor. Whether you like it or not." ~The Sixth Doctor
  62. "Anyway, don't worry Doctor, your hair is fine! It may not be poofing up into the rafters anymore, but it's still floofy..." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  63. "You can tell [Hindle from "Kinda"]'s a good nutjob; he's got the requisite freaky-ass sparkly pale eyes." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  64. "No wait, screw that, I don't want any sweeping Vista, I'll stick with the XP." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  65. "Nothing eats Clyde Langer without a fight!" ~Clyde Langer

  66. "This isn't a bout of Sontaran quicksand wrestling. He is a boy; they break." ~Mrs. Wormwood
  67. "You tricked us into thinking you weren't pigs, but you're worse than pigs - you're talking pigs who lie!" ~Debra Barone
  68. "I think you're confusing nice with evil again." ~Dr. Lisa Cuddy
  69. "Some stories don't have a clear beginning middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity..." ~Gilda Radner
  70. "I didn't realise it was too much to ask that there not be GUNPLAY IN MY LIVINGROOM!" ~Dr. Frasier Crane
  71. "You know what no one tells you about cooking with the darkside? The food is really good." ~Olive Snook
  72. "It's like you're not really a TARDIS passenger until you've been chucked against a wall..." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  73. "No, you want bugnut toothy grins, you look to...Peri! That girl shows her own not-so-timey teeth a lot. Seriously. I was looking at just my shots from 'Mark of the Rani' alone... Fortunately, however, she does NOT look like a demented mutant rabbit when she grins. So there's that anyway." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  74. "Don't be peckin' me, woman, that's the peck of cahoots, which we are definitely not in."
  75. "Technically, I don't believe you can blow someone's guts out their mouth." ~Ned the Piemaker
  76. "I've got buttloads of dignity to sprinkle on the ground. Come on, get holy." ~Emerson Cod
  77. "It's a Wonderful Life is of course the best Christmas movie ever. And so is the original Miracle On 34th Street. And The Princess Bride which isn't a Christmas movie at all, but I love it so much I have to mention it once in every four emails." ~ Steven Moffat
  78. "[The Doctor] really should tell [his Companions about regeneration]. Like, when he takes them on. 'Oh, btw, if I get hurt, I do something ridiculously ridiculous. It usually involves a BBC contract." ~Marshall
  79. "The first thing people think about me is that I'm somebody like MacGuyver. Because I stabbed someone with some Jolly Ranchers" ~Perp on Lockup
  80. "Ah, yes. Dog saliva. Nature's miracle solvent." ~Dr. Frasier Crane
  81. "I shall beat it into submission with my charm." ~The Sixth Doctor
  82. "We weren't getting very far with me playing patticake with the wall." ~The Sixth Doctor
  83. "It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." ~Xander Harris
  84. "It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine. [beat] That was a bit, uh, British, wasn't it?" ~Rupert Giles
  85. "I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good." ~Xander Harris
  86. "The earth is doomed." ~Rupert Giles
  87. "Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns." ~David Allan Greer
  88. "It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it." ~Dorothy Zbornak
  89. "Oh, look at that - a dumb idea just found a friend." ~Emerson Cod
  90. "Oh, hell no." ~Pushing Daisies Narrator
  91. "Somehow or another, it always comes back to my magic finger." ~Ned the Piemaker
  92. "It would be difficult to rape and pillage with the subtlety of a humanist." ~Vivian Charles
  93. "This computer invasion that Willow is performing on the coroner's office... One assumes it is entirely legal." ~Rupert Giles
  94. "Your hands are really...serrated." ~Xander Harris
  95. "Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one's teeth drilled." ~Rupert Giles
  96. "[Emily Dickinson]'s quite a good poet for...um... For, uh...an American." ~Rupert Giles
  97. "All right, well, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th century, and ask the vampires to postpone their prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show." ~Rupert Giles
  98. "Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm." ~Buffy Summers to Rupert Giles
  99. "You have all these things that are working for you. Here's the thing you have working against you - you have to be you that entire time." ~Burnie Burns
  100. "When you hit 'Save' on a spread sheet and you assign a spreadsheet to something, that [stuff] becomes official." ~Geoff Ramsay

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