Quotes (Page 57)!

  1. "Are there any rules you want to put on me? Like, can I have you killed?" ~Burnie Burns
  2. "This end of the couch is a little more mathy." ~Gus Sorola
  3. "If only we had a device that would perform simple mathematical calculations for us." ~Burnie Burns
  4. "You're paying a thousand dollars to learn this lesson: that I have a low opinion of you." ~Burnie Burns
  5. "The best part is, I don't have to do anything but sit back and be snarky, which I do every day." ~Burnie Burns
  6. "You wanted advice, you said. I never give it - never. But I might just say this: always search for truth." ~The First Doctor
  7. "Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy or some ducks?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  8. "Goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality. What can I shoot?" ~Buffy Summers upon discovering a crossbow
  9. "Those boys aren't sparklingly normal as it is." ~Rupert Giles
  10. "Things involved with a computer fill me with a child-like terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element." ~Rupert Giles
  11. "To read makes our speaking English good." ~Xander Harris
  12. "Form the circle? But there are only two of us. That's really more of a line." ~Rupert Giles
  13. "The one boy who's really liked me, and he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  14. "Oh, you three." ~Rupert Giles
  15. "[Principle Snyder] thought it would behoove me to have more contact with the students. I did try to explain that my vocational choice of liLIarian was a deliberate attempt to minimize said contact, but, uh, he would have none of it." ~Rupert Giles
  16. "I have my pride. Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this." ~Xander Harris
  17. "Did I mention that I hate this school?" ~Xander Harris
  18. "I'm sorry I'm unruffled by spiders. Now, if a bunch of Nazis crawled all over my face..." ~Xander Harris
  19. "It's funny if you're me." ~Xander Harris
  20. "Willow, do shut up." ~Rupert Giles
  21. "A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way." ~Rupert Giles
  22. "I was kind of hoping you were in a gang." ~Cordelia Chase to Buffy Summers
  23. "Can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?" ~Xander Harris to Cordelia Chase
  24. "I'm not ashamed - it's the computer age. Nerds are in." ~Willow Rosenberg
  25. "It could be worse - I could have gangrene on my face." ~Xander Harris
  26. "I'm sorry, calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here [indicates Giles], but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way." ~Xander Harris
  27. "Yes. Trout...is a fish." ~Rupert Giles
  28. "I fear you." ~Buffy Summers to Xander Harris
  29. "You know, I am suddenly deciding this is none of your business." ~Rupert Giles
  30. "If you come across the army of zombies, can you page us before they eat your flesh?" ~Xander Harris to Cordelia Chase
  31. "Okay, that's it. I'm putting a collar with a little bell on that guy." ~Xander Harris about Angel
  32. "PCP. It's a gang on PCP." ~Principal Snyder
  33. "People still fall for that Anne Rice routine. What a world." ~Spike taunting Angel
  34. "One day, I'm gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying." ~Buffy Summers
  35. "And the exciting thing is that they have no ingredients that a human can pronounce, so it doesn't leave you with that heavy 'food' feeling in your stomach." ~Xander Harris on Twinkies
  36. "You're not a praying mantis, are you?" ~Xander Harris
  37. "One of these days, you're gonna have to get a grown up car." ~Buffy Summers to Rupert Giles
  38. "People underestimate the value of a good ramble." ~Buffy Summers
  39. "Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz." ~Willow Rosenberg
  40. "Do you mind, Buffy? I'm trying to repress." ~Xander Harris
  41. "Well. This is just...neat." ~Spike
  42. "It's strange, but beating up that pirate gave me a weird sense of closure." ~Xander Harris
  43. "See, you made [Angel] do that thing where he's gone." ~Willow Rosenberg to Xander Harris
  44. "Angel, if I tell you something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  45. "A hundred years of just hanging out feeling guilty really honed my brooding skills." ~Angel
  46. "Hahaha. Ha. [Coffee] makes me jumpy." ~Willow Rosenberg
  47. "Okay, but do they stick out? Sore thumbs? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow. That baby is sore.'?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  48. "You have too many thoughts." ~Xander Harris to Willow Rosenberg
  49. "You really are a people person." ~Xander Harris to Angel
  50. "I've known you for two minutes, and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him, now, luv?" ~Spike
  51. "Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my LIain dribbles out of my ears." ~Rupert Giles
  52. "You know, you don't see enough abaci." ~Xander Harris
  53. "This is how it always starts. 'Oh, you can stay in a building with a burning elevator room'." ~Marshall talking about...you know, I really don't know what he was talking about
  54. "Why were you in conflict with the midgets, TT?" ~Dpt. James Garcia
  55. "Every time you sound confident now a days, something terrible seems to happen." ~Peri Brown
  56. "I know perfectly well what category of disaster has befallen us." ~The Sixth Doctor
  57. "It occurs to me that I must have a thing for Hero Throwing Office Knick-Knacks At Mentor scenes." ~Draca Darkwingette
  58. "When I say 'Scroll,' and your first thoughts are of an ancient papyrus text, maybe you shouldn't be on the webmaster team." ~Rob Cockerham
  59. "Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside them. And it's much cheaper to buy someone a book than it is to buy them the world." ~Neil Gaiman
  60. "Aw, hell, I'm being distracted by 'Captain Jack Harkness.' I may be back with more aside from the fact that I loved everything when two hot men aren't kissing anymore." ~Lily
  61. "Damn, I thought fourth grade was gonna be different." ~Kyle Broflovsky
  62. "Oh, Jesus-tap dancing-Christ." ~Mr. Garrison
  63. "Someone should put a stop to this forward motion of time, it's extremely worrying. I might write to my MP about it." ~James Moran
  64. "I no longer wish to be awake, I demand sleep. And orphan tears." ~James Moran
  65. "With Spike and Druscilla out of the way, we have really been ridin' the mellow...and I am jinxing the hell out of us by saying that." ~Xander Harris
  66. "It's staking time, really, don't you think?" ~Rupert Giles
  67. "Heehee He's a clean clown!...I have my...own fun." ~Willow Rosenberg
  68. "Willow, you are the best human ever. I adore you. Well, that's the cookies talkin', but you rock." ~Xander Harris
  69. "The advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar." ~Rupert Giles
  70. "That's creepy on a level I hardly knew existed." ~Xander Harris
  71. "My egg is Jewish." ~Willow Rosenberg
  72. "I can't do this. I can't take care of things. I killed my Gigapet. Literally. I sat on it, and it broke." ~Buffy Summers
  73. "...Why do you all have eggs?" ~Rupert Giles
  74. "Mmm. Cardboardy." ~Xander Harris
  75. "I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine." ~Buffy Summers
  76. "I said 'date'." ~Willow Rosenberg
  77. "You know what? Forget it. It must have been my multiple personality guy talking. I call him Idiot Jed. Glutton for punishment." ~Xander Harris
  78. "Hey, did everybody just see that guy turn to dust?" ~Oz
  79. "What, only Xander gets to make dumb jokes?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  80. "It's interesting to me that 'Preparing' looks a great deal like sitting on your ass." ~Spike
  81. "You can't see the stars, luv, that's the ceiling. Also, it's day." ~Spike
  82. "Psst! We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?" ~Druscilla
  83. "I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know!" ~Xander Harris
  84. "I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know." ~Spike
  85. "It's like Freeze Frame; Willow kissage." ~Oz
  86. "Uh... Arm." ~Oz
  87. "Yeah. Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun." ~Oz
  88. "I do not babble. I occasionally run on. Every now and then, I yammer." ~Xander Harris
  89. "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were." ~Buffy Summers
  90. "I wanted to ask you something - is Geordie a werewolf? Uh huh. And how long has that been going on?" ~Oz
  91. "I spoke to Giles. He said I'll be okay, I'll just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Except, he used more words than that. And a globe." ~Oz
  92. "You are quite the human." ~Oz to Willow Rosenberg
  93. "My Valentines are usually met with heart-felt restraining orders." ~Xander Harris
  94. "Oz has his cool hair today. I think I'm a groupie!" ~Willow Rosenberg
  95. "I mean, what? Were you running low on dramatic irony?" ~Xander Harris
  96. "Chop me into little pieces and stick me on hooks for fish to nibble at because it would be more fun than my life." ~Xander Harris
  97. "This is good, how close we are now. I feel very comfortable with this amount of closeness. In fact, I can even back up a few paces and still be happy." ~Xander Harris
  98. "It's time for me to act like a man...and hide." ~Xander Harris
  99. "You two, sit. Be quiet. We have to catch the Buffy rat." ~Rupert Giles
  100. "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity, here." ~Buffy Summers

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