Quotes (Page 58)!

  1. "I'll date whoever the hell I want to date. No matter how lame he is." ~Cordelia Chase
  2. "Hey, how come Buffy doesn't get a snotty 'Once again, you boil it down to the simplest form' thing? Watcher's pet..." ~Xander Harris
  3. "Although it is worth while to see him do the Snoopy dance." ~Willow Rosenberg
  4. "You can't mistake him; he's mean-looking. Wears yellow trousers and a vulgar-coloured coat." ~The Master about the Sixth Doctor
  5. "Peri! You really have an extraordinary capacity for seeking out danger." ~The Sixth Doctor
  6. "You and the Doctor are a well-matched pair of pests; you bring nothing but trouble." ~The Rani to The Master
  7. "What's he up to now? It'll be something devious and over-complicated. He'd get dizzy if he tried to walk in a straight line." ~The Rani about The Master
  8. "Style is hardly the prime characteristic of your new regeneration." ~The Master to the Sixth Doctor
  9. "I don't think I could stand it. A hyperactive Peri - too ghastly to contemplate." ~The Sixth Doctor
  10. "Giles! I made them laugh, did you hear? I mean, I did the joke thing." ~Willow Rosenberg
  11. "'Something weird is going on.' Isn't that our school motto?" ~Xander Harris
  12. "It's traditional among, um...people." ~Rupert Giles
  13. "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~Cordelia Chase
  14. "Increased ooginess - that's a dangerous signal." ~Xander Harris
  15. "No more frogs." ~Willow Rosenberg
  16. "Well, despite the Xander-Speak, that's a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist." ~Rupert Giles
  17. "You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated." ~Spike
  18. "Oh, yeah, finals. Why didn't you let me die?" ~Buffy Summers
  19. "Almost 65% of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?" ~Xander Harris to Cordelia Chase
  20. "How about because you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his but the size of an emu?" ~Cordelia Chase about Principal Snyder
  21. "Hi. For those of you who have just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." ~Xander Harris
  22. "You know, I wish for once you would support me, and I realize right now that you were and I'm embarrassed, so I'm going to get back to the point." ~Xander Harris
  23. "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends; they don't have a rock this big." ~Spike
  24. "This is so...disappointing." ~Druscilla
  25. "Okay, I pretty much missed out on some stuff, didn't I? Because this is all making the kind of sense that's...not." ~Oz
  26. "I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet." ~Spike
  27. "Cavalry's here. Cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here." ~Xander Harris
  28. "If you notice tomorrow dragging to the point wherein you are beginning to suspect that the rotation of the earth has been suspended -- my apologies. But no worries. It's just me. WAITING FOR THE [Buffy Season 1] FINALE." ~Draca Darkwingette
  29. "We have Maalox and estrogen." ~Dorothy Zbornak
  30. "I'm gonna be busy a lot...but only 'til 3, and that's when you usually get up." ~Willow Rosenberg to Oz
  31. "If anything should happen to you and you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss." ~Rupert Giles to Willow Rosenberg
  32. "We try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement: 'Don't get killed.'" ~Willow Rosenberg
  33. "If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna rule!" ~Larry
  34. "Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead.' Americans..." ~Rupert Giles
  35. "Generally speaking, when scary things get scared, not good." ~Xander Harris
  36. "Any time I feel like a failure, fraud, or talentless gimp, I look up at the [Severance] poster, with my name on it, and think 'yeah, I did that.' Then I start panicking because it came out two and a half years ago, and I really should have got another movie going since then, so I get out all the DVDs of recent things I worked on, and sit in the corner, fondling the discs and crying. Hey, you've got to have a process." ~James Moran
  37. "So there you go. By the way, if anyone comes into the comments going 'OMG but it should have been Actor XYZ, the show is RUINED', I warn you now that I will personally lead my 100+ Twitter Army of Doom to destroy you. Yes, I have an army now. Ph33r me. And Bursty, my green balloon dog." ~James Moran
  38. "Have you ever noticed, though, when [Giles] IS mad but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck cluck sound with his tongue?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  39. "That's not what making out sounds like...unless I'm doing it wrong." ~Willow Rosenberg
  40. "They say young people don't learn anything anymore in high school, but I've learned to be afraid." ~Xander Harris
  41. "Oh, I hate this. I hate your life." ~Joyce Summers
  42. "Just a thought: poker? Not your game." ~Oz to Rupert Giles
  43. "We're doing crime here. You don't sneak up during crime." ~Xander Harris
  44. "It's a clothes fluke, and there will be no more fluking." ~Xander Harris
  45. "As Willow goes, so goes my nation." ~Oz
  46. "Your brain isn't even connected to your mouth, is it?" ~Xander Harris to Cordelia Chase
  47. "He kinda grows on you like...a Chia Pet." ~Cordelia Chase about Xander Harris
  48. "I like chocolate. There is no bad here." ~Xander Harris
  49. "Let's do somethin'. Let's find the demon and...kick the crap out of it." ~Rupert "Ripper" Giles
  50. "You filthy little poncer, are you afraid of a little demon?" ~Rupert "Ripper" Giles to Principal Snyder
  51. "'Kiss rocks'? Why would anyone want to kiss-- Oh. I get it." ~Willow Rosenberg
  52. "Interesting lady. Can we kill her?" ~Buffy Summers
  53. “Doctor, if I want to toss a baby out an airlock, I’ll say so.” ~Laura Roslin
  54. "I'm human...enough." ~Adrian Monk
  55. "If I can get back to bed in twenty minutes, there's a chance I won't remember any of this." ~Cpt. Leeland Stottlemeyer
  56. "There's a four-state dragnet out on my brother. You get that a lot?" ~Adrian Monk
  57. "God doesn't want to see your hand!" ~Adrian Monk
  58. "I want to say, we almost never-- we very seldom have dead kids stuffed in a locker. I have a very strict policy." ~Principal Flutie
  59. "I don't like to hit girls that...I'm afraid of." ~Xander Harris
  60. "1430? Buffy, you kicked ass! So, academic achievement gets me a little excited..." ~Willow Rosenberg
  61. "What's classier than bowling?" ~Xander Harris
  62. "It's a little, ah, Pez-Witch!...We have to find a little Pez-Werewolf so Pez-Witch can have a boyfriend!" ~Willow Rosenberg
  63. "Smells like church in here. No, wait - evil church." ~Xander Harris
  64. "She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire." ~Spike
  65. "I think I'm soberin' up. It's horrible." ~Spike
  66. "Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screamin' inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." ~Spike
  67. "I violently dislike you." ~Buffy Summers to Spike
  68. "Your logic does not resemble earth logic." ~Buffy Summers to Xander Harris
  69. "Actually, she's quite a pain in the ass." ~Rupert Giles about Buffy Summers
  70. "Ever have that dream where you're in a play, and it's the middle of the play, and you don't know your lines and kinda don't know the plot?" ~Oz
  71. "Find me...something I can pummel." ~Buffy Summers
  72. "'For they are the Harbingers of death. Nothing shall grow above or below them. No seed shall flower, neither in man nor...' [waves hands to indicate summation] They're rebels and they'll never ever be any good." ~Rupert Giles
  73. "Strong is fighting. It's hard, and it's painful, and it's everyday, and it's what we have to do." ~Buffy Summers
  74. "The Rani is a genius. Shame I can't stand her." ~The Sixth Doctor
  75. "Grandiose schemes of ruling the universe will mean nothing if that dilettante Doctor is still at large." ~The Rani
  76. "No thanks, I've given them up. Guns can seriously damage your health, you know." ~The Sixth Doctor
  77. "[Paul Cornell] has to find someone to fix a broken washing machine. It was squirting water across the kitchen last night, like unto slapstick." ~Paul Cornell
  78. "Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil." ~Willow Rosenberg
  79. "Okay, maybe I don't have a plan - lord knows I don't have lapel buttons. And maybe next time the world is getting sucked into Hell, I won't be able to stop it because the anti-Hell-sucking book isn't on the approved reading list." ~Buffy Summers
  80. "'Session interrupted'?! Who said you could interrupt, you stupid, USELESS FAD?! No, I said 'fad.' And I'll say it again." ~Rupert Giles
  81. "How many times have you been knocked out, anyway?" ~Cordelia Chase to Rupert Giles
  82. "I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma." ~Cordelia Chase
  83. "[Neil Patrick Harris'] face is...all kinds of David Hyde Pierce." ~Duckie
  84. "And then, like a butterfly, I was trapped. But instead of a net, it was a crazy woman rubbing her nose on me." ~Earl Hickey
  85. "Long story short, Goodfellows was on tv this weekend." ~Jon Stewart
  86. "'I shall stay in bed for ever, answering email,' I told them, amiably. 'It's cold out there.'" ~Neil Gaiman
  87. "There are now toy weeping angels. This seems right and proper. On the other hand, the Coraline stuff from Hardees/Carl Jrs makes me feel like I've slipped into a strange alternate universe because it has nothing to do with me at all -- it just exists, and I kind of hope it will make kids happy, and that some of them may even be moved to find the book but... I dunno. Still processing that one. It's not bad. It just is." ~Neil Gaiman
  88. "I make you nervous? Can I just say, you just made my life." ~Jon Stewart to Daniel Craig
  89. "If anyone sees my spine layin' around, just try not to step on it." ~Xander Harris
  90. "Occasionally, I'm callus and strange." ~Willow Rosenberg
  91. "There was no part of that that wasn't fun." ~Cordelia Chase
  92. "Cordelia! Feel free to drop dead of a wasting disease in the next twenty seconds." ~Xander Harris
  93. "Oh, gee, I'm really sorry my life and death situation isn't exciting enough for you." ~Xander Harris
  94. "This time of night, I'm pretty sure nothing's open....But they're always open for crime." ~Xander Harris
  95. "Did I mention that I'm having a very strange night?" ~Xander Harris
  96. "I'm oddly full today." ~Oz
  97. "Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says 'Please.' And afterwards, I get a cookie." ~Buffy Summers
  98. "Why they always gotta be usin' swords? It's called an uzi, chump. Would have saved your ass right 'bout now." ~Mr. Trick
  99. "If you want to criticise my methods, fine. But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself. And, while you're at it, don't criticise my methods." ~Rupert Giles
  100. "Gosh, I'm feeling chipper. Who's for a root beer?" ~Mayor Richard Wilkins

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