Quotes (Page 60)!

  1. "Quite the masculine fella, aren't ya?" ~Francis Allen Doyle about Angel
  2. "Imaginary Xander is quite the machine." ~Buffy Summers
  3. "[Thanksgiving] is a sham. But it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham." ~Buffy Summers
  4. "You're not gonna jokey rhyme your way out of this one." ~Willow Rosenberg
  5. "Ooh! We could not invite Anya!" ~Willow Rosenberg
  6. "You're a strange girlfriend..." ~Xander Harris to Anya Jenkins
  7. "This is in no way an elaborate scheme to stick me with the clean up?" ~Rupert Giles
  8. "Oh, I'll try to restrain myself from eating the uncooked potatoes and cranberries." ~Rupert Giles
  9. "I'm a great cook! In theory... I've eaten a lot." ~Buffy Summers
  10. "Right. Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials'." ~Rupert Giles
  11. "You're the reason we had to have pilgrims in the first place." ~Buffy Summers to Rupert Giles
  12. "No, I think perhaps we won't help the angry spirit with his rape and pillage and murder." ~Rupert Giles
  13. "I have to baste." ~Buffy Summers
  14. "I happen to think mine is the level head, and yours is the one things would roll off of." ~Willow Rosenberg to Rupert Giles
  15. "Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, Giles." ~Willow Rosenberg
  16. "[Sarcasm] is sort of an end in itself." ~Rupert Giles
  17. "Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore." ~Spike
  18. "I came to you in friendship. [beat] Well, all right, seething hatred, but I've got useful information." ~Spike
  19. "Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but some of [what Spike said] made sense." ~Xander Harris
  20. "So this is Angel. He's large and...glowery." ~Anya Jenkins
  21. "You have so much to learn, little Irish man." ~Cordelia Chase to Francis Allen Doyle
  22. "They'll be into this for a while. We've got time for a cappuccino and probably the director's cut of Titanic." ~Cordelia Chase about Angel/Buffy interaction
  23. "I love chocolate! Oh, ugh. But not, as it turns out, yogurt." ~Angel
  24. "Giles, help! He's gonna scold me!" ~Buffy Summers tattling on Spike
  25. "If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand." ~Rupert Giles about Buffy and Spike
  26. "Come on, now! It's telly time!" ~Spike, who is apparently five.
  27. "Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?" ~Buffy Summers
  28. "Oh, yeah. Cause most relationships are great and trouble-free. I think we're all doomed to badness." ~Willow Rosenberg
  29. "'S all right. I have more scotch." ~Rupert Giles
  30. "Just think of my lips as the Fruit Roll-Ups of love. [beat] Okay, that was gross. I'm a little distracted." ~Xander Harris
  31. "So, the plan is to cure my total, incapacitating blindness tomorrow, is it?" ~Rupert Giles
  32. "Stop. Whatever you're doing. You smell like Fruit Roll-Ups." ~Rupert Giles
  33. "This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." ~Spike
  34. "Can I be blind, too?" ~Xander Harris
  35. "I'm not posing for chuff all." ~Spike
  36. "Eat a cookie; ease my pain." ~Willow Rosenberg
  37. "...I'm the Dark Avenger?" ~Angel
  38. "I don't see Angel puttin' on tights. [beat] Oh, now I do, and it's really disturbing." ~Francis Allen Doyle
  39. "Well, if it's a fight they want, can't someone else give it to them?" ~Francis Allen Doyle
  40. "I think I hated that plan." ~Francis Allen Doyle
  41. "What do you think I am, superficial?! So you're half demon. That is SO far down the list. WAY under 'short' and 'poor'." ~Cordelia Chase to Doyle
  42. "So, tell me about your dream. As a Psych major, I'm qualified to go, 'Hm...'" ~Riley Finn
  43. "Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations and how they're less private in front of my friends?" ~Xander Harris
  44. "Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said." ~Rupert Giles
  45. "I'm a demon. Sure, I'm evil, but I'm not, y'know, evil." ~Barney
  46. "That's one spooky talent you've got there. You can just look at me grinding my teeth, sighing, grunting, and just sense that I'm frustrated? Amazing." ~Cordelia Chase
  47. "I hope you like your coffee black, because the only lightener the boss has in his refrigerator is O-positive." ~Cordelia Chase
  48. "Yes, I'm an ugly, grey, blobby-- What?" ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  49. "My soddin' sleepin' chair's bloody...sodden." ~Spike
  50. "I haven't been a nerd for a very long time. Hello, dating a guitarist!" ~Willow Rosenberg
  51. "I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse." ~Rupert Giles
  52. "Big, freaky cereal boxes of death..." ~Buffy Summers on mausoleums
  53. "Oh, as usual, dear." ~Rupert Giles
  54. "That's right! I'm back, and I'm a bloody animal!" ~Spike
  55. “What’s this? Sitting around watching the telly while there’s evil still a foot? That’s not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can’t go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let’s find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let’s annihilate them. For justice and for the safety of puppies...and Christmas, right? Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something! Oh, come on!” ~Spike
  56. "And you're what, shocked and disappointed? I'm evil." ~Spike
  57. "I find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse'." ~Riley Finn
  58. "Of course. How wrong of me to choose my own words." ~Rupert Giles
  59. "Oh, bugger, I thought you'd gone." ~Ethan Rayne
  60. "Ethan Rayne. You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day." ~Rupert Giles
  61. "You know demons; it's all exaggeration and blank verse." ~Ethan Rayne
  62. "What am I? I'm an unemployed librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head." ~Rupert Giles
  63. "You have to help me find him. He must undo this, and then he needs a good being killed." ~Rupert Giles
  64. "And I'm supposed to just help you out of the evilness of my heart?" ~Spike
  65. "Okay, that's a giant vulture. I'd have mentioned if it was a giant vulture." ~Xander Harris
  66. "He'd be great right now. He'd find himself in a second. Nobody is cooler in a crisis." ~Xander about Giles
  67. "I refuse to become a monster because I look like a monster. I have a soul. I have a conscience. I am a human being. Oh, stop the car!" ~Rupert Giles
  68. "Oh, sure, dismantle the getaway car. That'll scare 'em." ~Spike
  69. "Actually, I feel quite well...except for the rage." ~Rupert Giles
  70. "You're the only person in the world who can look that annoyed with me." ~Buffy Summers to Rupert Giles
  71. "That Hugh Grant thing is really starting to work for me." ~Cordelia's friend about Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  72. "Pre-natal exam, Wesley." ~Angel
  73. "I don't think I've ever realized just how disgusting that was." ~Angel on drinking blood from a mug
  74. "As a point of courtesy, I like to get to know my opponents before I engage them in mortal combat. Do you, uh, do you have any hobbies?" ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  75. "Oh, yes. Careless of me. Tracking mud all over your, um, mud." ~Rupert Giles to Spike
  76. "Spike, you may want to give up these morning jogs." ~Xander Harris
  77. "Your robot bird sounds hungry." ~Buffy Summers about an alarm clock
  78. "I don't care if it's playing 'Rockin' the Casba' on the bloody Jew's harp, just get it out of me!" ~Spike
  79. "I'm so glad you came! You know how parties are; you're always worried that nobody's gonna suck the energy out of the room like a giant black cloud of boring despair, but there you were in the clinch!" ~Cordelia Chase to Angel
  80. "I've got two modes with people: Bite and avoid. Hard to shift." ~Angel
  81. "Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face. See where it takes us." ~Angel
  82. "Wow, groveling isn't just a way of life for you; it's an art." ~Cordelia Chase to Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  83. "I don't grovel. Please don't fire me. What happened yesterday was just an anomaly. I'm very rarely taken hostage." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  84. "I've gotta hand it to you, Goldilocks; you do have bleeding tragic taste in men." ~Spike to Buffy
  85. "I'm just a friend of Xanderrrr's-- Oh, bugger it. I'm your guy." ~Spike
  86. "Hey! What am I, a bleedin' broken record? I'm bad!" ~Spike
  87. "You know, you really should get yourself a boring boyfriend. Like Xander! You...can't have Xander." ~Anya Jenkins
  88. "That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my 'Yummy sushi' pajamas." ~Buffy Summers
  89. "Why am I not entirely comforted by the arrival of the man-sized microwave?" ~Xander Harris
  90. "That is not appropriate! It's for killing extinct demons! Angel, make her stop!" ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, as Cordie uses a ritual knife to slice brownies
  91. "Cordelia, just put down the very sharp knife." ~Angel
  92. "I'd hate to see the pursuit of a homicidal lunatic get in the way of the pursuit of a homicidal lunatic." ~Xander Harris
  93. "Been there, done that. Not unlike smothering a forest fire with napalm, as I recall." ~Xander Harris
  94. "Can anyone of your damn little Scooby Group at least TRY to remember that I HATE you all?!" ~Spike
  95. "We're dumb." ~Xander Harris to Rupert Giles
  96. "There are not-evil evil things?" ~Kate Lockley
  97. "Ever since she ran me through with a two-by-four, things have been different." ~Angel
  98. "I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone with her...if I was larger and...had grenades." ~Willow Rosenberg about Faith
  99. "You don't have to worry about me drinking... 'less you're here to protect innocent beers." ~Spike
  100. "You didn't sense a hyena energy, did you? Because hyena possession is just...unpleasant." ~Willow Rosenberg

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