Quotes (Page 61)!

  1. "Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, ladies, this one can't be tamed." ~Cordelia Chase about Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  2. "They get into a fist fight, I've got a fifty on Anya." ~Buffy Summers betting against Xander
  3. "Stop with the shrimp! I am trying to do something, here!" ~Buffy Summers
  4. "Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books." ~Rupert Giles
  5. "Did anyone else feel way too tall? I felt way too tall." ~Riley Finn
  6. "We might try shouting 'fire.' It's not technically a crowded theater." ~Angel
  7. "Angel's the Dark Revenger. Only not too dark. Happy dark." ~Cordelia Chase
  8. "Sorry. I didn't mean to squeal like that in public." ~Cordelia Chase
  9. "Are you still evil?" ~Cordelia Chase's version of "Good morning"
  10. "You ought to be arrested." ~Inuyasha to Miroku
  11. "Oh, well, that's a change. We've never had THEM bring US the jewels before." ~Inuyasha
  12. "He's thanking me? That can't be good." ~Kagome about Inuyasha
  13. "There's no comparison. I mean, people liked Hanson, but Jonas Brothers are a revolution." ~Flatmate from Hell
  14. "Angel is a vampire, who solves crimes (yes, he does) with his friends (with the gang). Wesley will never get a leather jacket 'cause he will never be cool (aww!) no matter what he does (this episode sucked)." ~Joss Whedon and Alexis Denisoff's version of the Angel theme song
  15. "You're going to have to find another gender for yourself because I'm revoking your dude membership." ~Barney Stinson
  16. "That's right. Big 'Sit'." ~Kagome
  17. "Much as I uh...LONG for a good kegger, I have other plans." ~Rupert Giles
  18. "Yes, thank you, Willow. I didn't attend university in the Mesozoic Era. I do remember what it's like." ~Rupert Giles
  19. "I'm beginning to understand why you're so friendless." ~Anya Jenkins to Spike
  20. "It was kind of embarrassing. Which, welcome to the life with Anya." ~Xander Harris
  21. "Anya, this is crazy. We had a little fight. That just means we have to work through stuff; it doesn't mean we rebound with the evil undead." ~Xander Harris
  22. "Is every frat on this campus haunted? And, if so, why do people keep comin' to these parties, 'cause it's not the snacks." ~Xander Harris
  23. "Y'know, for a god of acoustic rock, you're...kind of naive." ~Xander Harris
  24. "This totally adds to my 'All people are crazy' theorem." ~Xander Harris
  25. "Transform your pain, release your past, and...uh...get over it." ~Willow Rosenberg
  26. "My girlfriend - Mistress of the Learning Plateau." ~Xander Harris
  27. "I hate savin' the wrong guy." ~Angel
  28. "You don't change a guy like that. In fact, generally speaking, you don't change a guy. What you see is what you get. Scratch the surface and what do you find? More surface." ~Cordelia Chase
  29. "You can always tell when he's happy - his scowl is slightly less scowly." ~Cordelia Chase about Angel
  30. "She's a devious one. Really putting the T in subTle." ~Marshall
  31. "I am not a centipede!" ~Inuyasha
  32. "The thing about the Slayer is, she's a whiney little thing, but, when it comes to fighting, she does have a tendency to win." ~Spike
  33. "The door was unlocked. Might want to watch that, Rupert. Someone dangerous might get in." ~Spike
  34. "If it's any consolation, it does look like you were tortured by a much larger woman." ~Angel to Wesley
  35. "A cry for help is when you yell 'Help!' in a loud voice." ~Buffy Summers
  36. "It's because I trust you. Well, more than three gun-toting maniacs, at any rate." ~Angel to Faith
  37. "For a taciturn, shadowy guy, I've got a big mouth." ~Angel
  38. "Y'know, it's not that god [screws] me every chance he gets that pisses me off so much as that annoying laughter of his I constantly hear in the back of my mind." ~Davan MacIntire
  39. "I killed the hell out of 'em." ~Spike
  40. "You're like Tony Robbins, if he was a big, scary, Frankenstein lookin'...You're exactly like Tony Robbins!" ~Spike to Adam
  41. "It's not like I hate the guy...just, y'know, the guts part of him." ~Xander Harris about Angel
  42. "The Brothers Head apparently cure the cold." ~Marshall
  43. "What, you think I'd come runnin' over sayin', 'Beat me 'til I talk'?" ~Spike
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  44. "I used to assume we'd be roomies through grad school well into little old lady hood. You know, cheating at bingo together and forgetting to take our pills." ~Willow Rosenberg about Buffy
  45. "You didn't by any chance go and lose that pesky soul again, did you?" ~Riley Finn to Angel
  46. "Seriously? That's a good day? Well, there you go. Even when he's good, he's all billowy-coat, king-of-pain, and girls really like that." ~Riley Finn about Angel
  47. "Whatever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved." ~Drunk Rupert Giles
  48. "Sorry, was that a bit honest? Terribly sorry." ~Drunk Rupert Giles
  49. "If I was any more open minded about the choices you two make, my brain would fall out." ~Buffy Summers
  50. "I asked for a coffee. I know it must be in here some place." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce investigating his frothy mug of froth
  51. "Must be programmed to self-decrypt to a certain point. That is so annoying. It's like someone blurting out the answer to a riddle just when you've--I mean Yippee! We have the information!" ~Willow Rosenberg
  52. "Uh, Spike can be very c-c-convincing when, when... I'm very stupid." ~Rupert Giles
  53. "Xander, just because this is never going to work is no reason to be negative." ~Rupert Giles
  54. "Well then, everything's all right, and we all get to be not staked through the heart. Good work, team." ~Spike
  55. "I lost my IMAX virginity watching The Dark Knight today! My Valentine's Day present to myself. Yay!...Oh, and I am definitely a fan of Batman's face being the size of a house." ~Dayle
  56. "Evil white folks really do have a Mecca." ~Charles Gunn
  57. "I believe in communication. If I communicate with you every so often, you'll be bothered by what I say enough that you won't ask me to, which means more sleep for me." ~Fred MacIntire
  58. "The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them." ~Aubrey Chorde
  59. "It's like you're blackmailing the government. [beat] In a...patriotic way." ~Willow Rosenberg
  60. "I showed up on time, so I got to be cowboy guy!" ~Riley Finn
  61. "Acting is not about behaving, it's about hiding. The audience wants to find you, strip you naked, and eat you alive, so hide!" ~Rupert Giles
  62. "I never do anything. I'm very seldom naughty." ~Willow Rosenberg
  63. "Come on, put your back into it. A Watcher scoffs at gravity." ~Rupert Giles
  64. "Do you mind? I'm talking to my demon." ~Xander Harris
  65. "I'm a comfortador." ~Xander Harris
  66. "Haven't you figured it out yet with your enormous, squishy frontal lobe?" ~Spike to Giles
  67. "I wear the cheese; it does not wear me." ~Bald Guy
  68. "Honestly, you meet the most appalling sort of people." ~Rupert Giles
  69. "We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffeemakers that think." ~Riley Finn
  70. "Angel faces death all the time, just like a normal guy faces waffles and French fries." ~Cordelia Chase
  71. "Okay, it's traditional in the human world to humour people who have done favours for you in the past." ~Charles Gunn
  72. "Rotten little...curs." ~The Flash
  73. "My brain's not a nice place to be." ~Batman
  74. "I have created the worst thing I've ever tasted in my life. OMG, it's like I just ate the ocean. So I think it's a Wendy's/Checkers night." ~Hillary
  75. "I think we've just put our finger on why we're the side kicks." ~Willow Rosenberg
  76. "It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman." ~Xander Harris
  77. "Just call me the Computer Whisperer." ~Willow Rosenberg
  78. "You're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a few pimply, overweight vamps who called themselves Lestat." ~Buffy Summers to Dracula
  79. "Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy." ~Xander Harris to Dracula
  80. "You are strange and off-putting. Go now." ~Dracula to Xander Harris
  81. "The Count has to have his luxury estate and his bug-eaters and his special dirt, dudn't 'e?" ~Spike
  82. "A good Sunnydale rule of thumb - avoid white-skinned men in capes." ~Willow Rosenberg
  83. "Good show, Giles. At least you didn't get knocked out for a change." ~Rupert Giles
  84. "No, no, NO, sir! No more chick pit for you. Come on." ~Riley Finn to Giles
  85. "If we could convert sheer desperation into a fuel source, I swear to you, every car would have a wireless ethernet card." ~Davan MacIntire
  86. "Three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public." ~Angel
  87. "You can't see everything. You're just a vampire like everyone else. That didn't come out right." ~Cordelia Chase
  88. "With Leela's huge brood, I've had a bit of experience playing large households now (I've experienced that they are a pain in the butt, for example)." ~Captain Chaotica!! playing Sims
  89. "That's our Jamie [McCrimmon]! A little charmer in any medium, apparently." ~Captain Chaotica!! playing Sims
  90. "I'm going to punch you in the mouth for a few minutes, and you're just going to have to trust me that you deserve it." ~PeeJee Shou
  91. "'I'm here to violate your first born' never goes over well with parents. I'm not sure why." ~Riley Finn
  92. "I'm plotting your death, but in a happy way." ~Riley Finn
  93. "I don't think Buffy's Watcher likes me very much. I think it's because he's just so...old. I don't know how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's got to be pretty far gone." ~Dawn Summers
  94. "Did I mention this is a rant? Sense really has no place in it." ~Buffy Summers
  95. "Back to what I was saying before we were rudely attacked by nothing..." ~Riley Finn
  96. "Most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer." ~Buffy Summers
  97. "Dear Kettle, I don't know how to tell you this, but there's something that's been concerning me about your current hue..." ~Davan MacIntire
  98. "It's kind of like a puzzle. The Who-Died-Horribly-Because-Angel-Screwed-Up-50-Years-Ago? game." ~Cordelia Chase
  99. "I've been accused of a great many things, but 'paranoid' has never been one of them....Unless people have been saying it behind my back." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  100. "An Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire." ~Jon Stewart on Hugh Jackman

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