Quotes (Page 64)!

  1. "Two enemies, one case, all come together in a beautiful buddy-movie kind of way." ~Lorne
  2. "You are really gross, you know that?" ~Lindsey McDonald to Angel
  3. "Stop it, evil hand; stop it. I just can't control my evil hand." ~Lindsey McDonald
  4. "Me? I'm unreliable. I've got these evil hand issues, and I'm bored with this crap. And besides, I'm leaving, so, if you wanna chase me, be my guest. And remember evil." ~Lindsey McDonald
  5. "Lots of writing in the small hours of the morning, with odd DVDs on the TV for company, of the kind where you wind up half-watching the never-watched DVD extras because you can't be bothered to go upstairs and find a new DVD, and then you suddenly find yourself watching Val Singleton making a Dalek Cake out of a swiss roll, liquorice allsorts and some Smarties at 4.00am." ~Neil Gaiman
  6. "The road to Hell? What is our fiscal policy doing on the Jersey Turnpike?" ~Jon Stewart
  7. "It's appalling. Almost as if they no longer think money can buy happiness." ~Rupert Giles
  8. "Ahn? How's about we try being a bit less prejudiced, and a bit more inclusive. Not us, just you." ~Xander Harris to Anya
  9. "Whatever you choose, you've got my support. Just think of me as ... as your ... You know, I'm searching for supportive things, and I'm comin' up all bras, so... something slightly more manly, think of me as that. Seriously. Whatever you need." ~Xander Harris
  10. "So we made a triangle with our bodies, and that's when I called Xander 'Obtuse' and he got really grumpy, and that's when Dawn said we were 'acute triangle,' and, well, hilarity ensued." ~Willow Rosenberg
  11. "Who among us can resist the allure of really funny math puns?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  12. "Sweetie, you wouldn't blow off a class if your head was on fire." ~Tara Maclay to Willow
  13. "Was that 'no' spelled 'y-e-s'?" ~Tara Maclay
  14. "I hope this isn't a return. Everyone wants petrified hamsters, and they're never happy with them." ~Rupert Giles
  15. "You can sleep with me! [beat] Well, that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head." ~Anya Jenkins
  16. "Did anybody order an apocalypse?" ~Glory
  17. "Oh, yeah, that public thing. It happens when you go where the people are." ~Charles Gunn
  18. "Angel's informant will lead us to the demon's feeding grounds where we manly men will gather round and kill it to death." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  19. "You think we should get a flamethrower?" ~Charles Gunn
  20. "Do you want me to rip that guy's head off for you? Because, you know, I can. I can actually just rip his head right off his body. I can do that." ~Angel
  21. "If you were out of line? If? You're comfortable with your use of the word 'if' here, are you?" ~Cordelia Chase to Angel
  22. "I'm tempted to just show up tomorrow with Harry Potter." ~Lorne
  23. "How are you supposed to joust someone when you partially agree with their point of view?" ~Lorne
  24. "I don't care how indoctrinatedly you've been 'raised' as a science-fiction fan, there STILL isn't any such thing as Geek Racial Memory...!" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  25. "Folks, my old nemesis is back. Of course, I am talking about the dictionary." ~Stephen Colbert
  26. "I'm beginning to suspect that Merriam and Webster were conjugating more than irregular verbs." ~Stephen Colbert
  27. "We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment." ~Anya Jenkins
  28. "As soon as Buffy arrives...we'll feel oddly worse." ~Rupert Giles
  29. "I think Anya's gonna try to cook. Wanna come watch the tears and recriminations?" ~Dawn Summers
  30. "We've got company! And they brought a crusade." ~Xander Harris
  31. "You sure Scarface can habla the English?" ~Spike
  32. "Good one, Cor. Scream very loudly so the hell beasts come to you." ~Cordelia Chase
  33. "Remember when I said I love this dimension and I'm never never NEVER gonna leave? Which 'never' did you not get?" ~Lorne
  34. "Lawyers. Don't you people sleep during the day?" ~Angel
  35. "Can everyone just notice how much fire I'm not on?" ~Angel
  36. "Yes, we're all heartily aware that you're not on fire." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  37. "Better part of a century spent in delinquency just paid off." ~Spike
  38. "I am so large with not knowing..." ~Xander Harris
  39. "Is everyone here very stoned?" ~Spike
  40. "It only hurts when I answer pointless questions." ~Rupert Giles
  41. "I think we already dejaed this vu." ~Willow Rosenberg
  42. "Prophecy? Great. Those always go well." ~Angel
  43. "Numfar, do the dance of joy!" ~Lorne's mum
  44. "Wow. You're just a regular Hans Christian Tarantino, aren't ya?" ~Lorne to Angel
  45. "Somebody here isn't real and I suspect it's you. So if you're not real, that means that my head came off back there and that I'm dead now. Dead. And with me being dead and you not being real I can hardly be expected to have some big conversation with you at the moment, because it's just a little too much pressure, alright?!" ~Winifred Burkle
  46. "I think I'm gonna live a long and silly life, and I'm not interested in doing that without you around." ~Xander Harris
  47. "I'm your - no, I-I was never a gun. Someone else should be the gun. I, I could be a, a cudgel. Or, or a pointy stick." ~Willow Rosenberg
  48. "Shpadoinkle." ~Xander Harris
  49. "I suspect the finger foods contain actual fingers." ~Rupert Giles
  50. "I don't need an excuse. I think lots of dead people constitutes a reason." ~Xander Harris
  51. "Oatmeal is delicious, it's not dessert, and you kind of feel like you are snacking healthy. I could seriously be a PSA for oatmeal." ~Hillary
  52. "I am glad that Oz is a bit more communicative [than Cordelia]." ~Marshall
  53. "Alright. What part of me being all noble didn't get through?" ~Angel
  54. "Bye, Mom. Thanks for storing my body on top of the lice pile instead of the maggot heap." ~Lorne
  55. "My psychic friend told me I had to come back here. I didn't believe her. Then I realized I did have to come back here, because - I really always thought I had to come back here, deep down inside, you know? I had to come back here to find out I didn't have to come back here. I don't belong here. I hate it here. You know where I belong? LA. You know why? Nobody belongs there. It's the perfect place for guys like us." ~Lorne
  56. "Great googly moogly, Willow, would you quit doing that?" ~Xander Harris
  57. "Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?" ~Spike
  58. "That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!" ~The BuffyBot
  59. "You know, I used to punish people like this when I was a demon. I made them double-check spreadsheets for all eternity." ~Anya Jenkins
  60. "Okay, when I'm marveling at the immaturity, be scared." ~Xander Harris
  61. "I was being patient, but it took too long." ~Anya Jenkins
  62. "[Your teacher] responded to BuffyBot because a robot is predictable. Boring. Perfect teacher's pet. That's all schools are, you know. Just factories, spewing out mindless little automatons. Who go on to be ... very ... valuable and productive members of society, and you should go. Because Buffy would want you to." ~Spike
  63. "You spooned me against my will!" ~Barney Stinson
  64. "Oh, Kenny, you're more angstful than Angel at the moment." ~Mashall
  65. "Hmm. Angel and a bunch of monks in the middle of nowhere. There's a party! He should have got hammered and went to Vegas just like I told him." ~Charles Gunn
  66. "I'm a big believer in rules, and theorems, and formulas... Aphorisms leave me a little dry." ~Fred Burkle
  67. "Demons. There's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us." ~Xander Harris
  68. "This place is NORAD when we're at Defcon One. [beat] Okay, I SO need male friends." ~Xander Harris
  69. "Ahn, honey, we're nearing your point, right?" ~Xander Harris
  70. "OHMIGAWD IT'S CANCER!!! ... well, no, that doesn't make sense. OHMIGAWD IT'S SENSELESS CANCER!!!!" ~Draca Darkwingette
  71. "Now that we've had this lovely reintroduction, I suggest you piss off." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  72. "Wow. Next to you, I'm downright linear." ~Cordelia Chase to Fred
  73. "They went to the Michael Biehn school of shopping" ~Marshall about the gang in "The Zeppo"
  74. "Fire's rarely a sign of imminent safety." ~Anya Jenkins
  75. "[Giles is] glad, but kinda weirded out. Lots of 'Dear lord's. And I think I actually heard him clean his glasses." ~Willow Rosenberg
  76. "Okay, what in the frilly heck is going on?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  77. "I found one of those 24-hour places for coffee. Remember that bookstore? Well they became one of those books-and-coffee places, and now they're just coffee. It's like evolution, only without the getting-better part." ~Anya Jenkins
  78. "She...seems to be laughing at something that shrub just said." ~Cordelia Chase about Fred
  79. "I'm supportive. I'm totally supportive. I'm a flying buttress of support." ~Xander Harris
  80. "Wow. Giles, are you miserable about it, or just really British?" ~Buffy Summer
  81. "Well, I know I'm back in America, now; I've been knocked unconscious." ~Rupert Giles
  82. "Who's calling me? Everybody I know lives here." ~Buffy Summers
  83. "Why would girls want to look like that? I spent years in a cave starving, what's their excuse?" ~Fred Burkle about models
  84. "I have this theory that the more you are aware of time the more slowly it moves, which could make light speed travel possible, but only if you were to concentrate really..." ~Fred Burkle
  85. "I love you so much I almost forgot to brood." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce imitating Angel
  86. "But shouldn't we call Wesley first and maybe, you know, the army?" ~Fred Burkle
  87. "I'm just being a big nerd again, aren't I?" ~Fred Burkle
  88. "It turns out massacres are a lot like sitting through Godfather 3 - once is enough." ~Lorne
  89. "I was just calculating pi to relax. I'm not dangerous." ~Fred Burkle
  90. "I could soothe your ass off, pal." ~Cordelia Chase
  91. "Enjoy it. Don't worry. Enjoy it. And at the start of your career, you don't have much money, and you don't have any work, but you have an awful lot of time. Use it. Because if you're successful, you will have lots of everything except time." ~Neil Gaiman about writing
  92. "Yes. And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam." ~Buffy Summers
  93. "Oh, good. Cause Giles rules the mighty force of library books." ~Spike
  94. "You're insane. You're short, and you're insane." ~Warren Meers to Jonathan Levinson
  95. "The only person I can stand to be around is a neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker." ~Buffy Summers
  96. "Yeah, it was real sexy the way she touched me with her fists." ~Jonathan Levinson
  97. "Once again I'm riding shotgun to everything that's on my mind." ~"The Chase," Christian Kane
  98. "I'm starting to get used to being creeped out and comforted at the same time." ~Cordelia Chase
  99. "How the hell would he know? He's like ten." ~Marshall about Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  100. "Uh, hello, Ahab, a little help, please." ~Rupert Giles to Xander

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