Quotes (Page 65)!

  1. "Bell. Neck. Look into it." ~Buffy Summers to Spike
  2. "Monk was a naturally gifted butler, but that doesn't mean he should spend his life BUTLING." ~Draca Darkwingette
  3. "Running low on burba weed. Stir it in with the blood. Makes it all hot 'n spicy. [beat] What? I was gonna pay for it. [beat] I mean, no. I was gonna nick it, 'cause that's what I do." ~Spike
  4. "[Xander] kept poking me with his hook. I sent him over to charmed objects. With any luck he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a 50-foot Giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates." ~Rupert Giles
  5. "If anything calamitous should happen, history suggests it'll happen to one of us." ~Rupert Giles
  6. "Store go boom. Arrr." ~Xander Harris
  7. "Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?!" ~Buffy Summers to Giles
  8. "You've got the rest of your lives to plan the rest of your lives." ~Rupert Giles
  9. "Mist, cemetery, Halloween. Should end well. [falls over] Bloody brilliant." ~Rupert Giles
  10. "There really is a magic that translation websites add to our lives, isn't there? I don't really know what you wanted, but if I had I doubt I would have enjoyed it anywhere near as much." ~Neil Gaiman replying to a hideously incomprehensible email
  11. "Has someone been putting vodka in your blood?" ~Cordelia Chase
  12. "This is way beyond my ken. And my Barbie, and all my action figures." ~Lorne
  13. "Can I say something about destiny? Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. 'Cause destiny is just another word for inevitable and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say 'your evitable!' [beat] Well, you- you catch my drift." ~Fred Burkle
  14. "We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces, but..." ~Charles Gunn
  15. "Well, I sang but I had my guitar at the hotel...That would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see and the synchronized dancing from the room service chaps." ~Rupert Giles
  16. "Well, I'm a hair's breadth from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I'm open to anything." ~Rupert Giles
  17. "Oh my god, I'm cured! I want the boys!" ~Tara Maclay
  18. "Work with me, British man. Give me an axe and show me where to point it." ~Xander Harris
  19. "Well, I've seen some damn funny things in the last two days. A 600 pound Chirago demon making like Yma Sumac, that one will stay with you. I remain immune, happy to say." ~Spike
  20. "If we hear any inspirational power chords, we'll just lie down until they go away." ~Rupert Giles
  21. "So, Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday." ~Buffy Summers
  22. "If I want your opinion, Spike, I'll... I never want your opinion." ~Rupert Giles
  23. "The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones." ~Spike to Buffy
  24. "Flame thrower?! No, no. There will be no throwing of flames." ~Angel
  25. "It's not like I'm suggesting it's an two-headed thing..." ~Fred Burkle
  26. "God! I hate it when you say that word! 'Actually' means that your oversized gi-normous brain thought of something that the rest of us failed to consider, right?" ~Cordelia Chase to Wesley
  27. "If I would just stop saving [Spike's] life, it would simple things up so much." ~Buffy Summers
  28. "Well, now we've recovered from Spike's sartorial humour..." ~Rupert Giles
  29. "Magic? Magic's all b-balderdash and chicanery. I'm afraid we don't know a bloody thing. Except I seem to be British, don't I? And a man. With glasses. Well, that narrows it down considerably." ~Rupert Giles
  30. "Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... [beat] Bloody hell! [ticks off on his fingers] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!" ~Spike
  31. "Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!" ~Spike
  32. "Hey, I'm a superhero, too!" ~Spike
  33. "A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?" ~Buffy Summers
  34. "Oh, bugger off, you brolly." ~Anya Jenkins to Giles
  35. "If anyone could [fend off an invincible demon with a baseball bat], it'd be Giles." ~Marshall
  36. "Doesn't anyone want to sit back here with me?...I promise I won't throw anyone out of the car. Not while it's moving." ~Darla
  37. "You gave us quite a scare. But I guess you're used to that, being a scary thing and all." ~Fred Burkle to Darla
  38. "[Darla's] immortal, so that's in her favour, you know, health-wise." ~Fred Burkle
  39. "We'll get through this, I promise. The vampire/demon/biker posse, that's the easy part. The part that scares me - is all the questions. Why is the sky blue? Why do people get sick? Why is there always pigs' blood in the fridge? I don't have all the answers. Well, I do to that last one." ~Angel to Connor
  40. "Spatulas are for wimps." ~Dawn Summers
  41. "[Dawn's missing] again? Ever think about a lo-jack for the girl?" ~Spike
  42. "Jumpin' Judas on a unicycle, what happened?!" ~Lorne
  43. "As much as I'm enjoying this forced death march down memory lane..." ~Cordelia Chase
  44. "Good Godfrey Cambridge, Spike!" ~Xander Harris
  45. "Everyone seems to be going mad these days; Faith has a head start." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  46. "We don't know that he's a zombiAe, and besides the flesh eating is a myth. Zombies merely mangle, mutilate and occasionally wear human flesh. So there is no reason to be frightened." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  47. "Chipmunk Robots on Ice?" ~Angel
  48. "I'm Manny the manager. It's not a joke, it's just my name." ~Manny the manager
  49. "It's not magic, it's Chemistry. You can tell by how damn slow it is." ~Willow
  50. "You got ballet on my Mata Hari tickets." ~Charles Gunn
  51. "Stop calling me pastries." ~Angel to Lorne
  52. "You know, I was cool before I met y'all." ~Charles Gunn
  53. "I think I'll just have to go with my patented sudden burst of violence." ~Angel
  54. "Go to sleep, lullaby, you've been fed and you're sleepy. You'll be with uncle Lorne, who in no way resents not being asked to go to the ballet. And is certainly, not thinking, of selling you to the first vampire cult that makes him a decent offer..." ~Lorne
  55. "I'm marveling at the wrongness of that." ~Angel
  56. "I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck." ~Spike
  57. "And I'm falling for that again because of the surprise lobotomy?" ~Buffy Summers
  58. "There's this last thread of dignity I've been desperately clinging to." ~Willow Rosenberg
  59. "Handsome as Neil may be, I will not let his face distract me from the dead body under his desk. I'm onto you, Mr. Gaiman." ~Spats
  60. "Just to reiterate, NOT the princess." ~Angel
  61. "That's why cats are evil, because my dog doesn't meow." ~Hillary
  62. "He's like a better version of a Ken doll." ~Kat about Bale
  63. "There's something about being a jungle gym for another creature." ~Kat playing with Pippin
  64. "We do not joke about eating people in this house!" ~Buffy Summers
  65. "So, you ever think about not celebrating a birthday? Just to try it, I mean?" ~Spike to Buffy
  66. "[Your tricorn hat] makes me want to run you through with a bayonet." ~John Oliver
  67. "Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare." ~John Oliver
  68. "This has really turned out to be more highbrow than I thought it would." ~Jon Stewart
  69. "You've been working so hard staring at all these books...and, as a book-starer myself, I know how crazy-making that can be." ~Fred Burkle to Wesley
  70. "An earthquake? That's the first portent? We live in California!" ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  71. "Life. Life is funny. Listening to stupid people talking to hamburgers is funny. Worrying about things that will never happen is.... It's all so incredibly funny. And beautiful." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  72. "I think we died in this car on the way to the airport, and now we're stuck in hell." ~Anya Jenkins
  73. "Why did we ever agree to let your friends, who are demons, and my family, who are monsters, stay at our place?" ~Xander Harris
  74. "Not that he stands there going, 'In 1965, I pressed that button'...but you'd believe it if he did." ~Russell T Davies about David Tennant's fannishness
  75. "I was tracking a hole in the fabric of reality. Call it a hobby." ~The Tenth Doctor
  76. "Before I die of old age - which, in my case would be quite an achievement, so congratulations on that..." ~The Tenth Doctor
  77. "Worse it gets, the more I love it." ~The Tenth Doctor
  78. "Don't be so daft! A captain CAN leave his ship if there's a bus standing by." ~The Tenth Doctor
  79. "I TRULY don't mind people macking on the Doctor. BUT IT BURNS MY SOUL WHEN HE MACKS BACK" ~Draca Darkwingette
  80. "Yeah, and you look like hell. Not the fun one, where they burn you with hot pokers for all eternity, but the hardcore one, you know, Nixon and Brittany Spears?" ~Angel
  81. "It's alright. It's your uncle Wes. Yeah, he loves you bunches! He's just - English." ~Angel
  82. "I thought your saliva was suspect, what with it being green and all. No offense, Lorne."
  83. "Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don't remember swearing." ~Angel
  84. "What if I can't wear my cummerbund, and then the whole world can see the place where my pants meet my shirt? Buffy, that can NOT happen. I must wear das cummerbund!" ~Xander Harris
  85. "'I, Anya, promise to...love you, to cherish you...to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?'" ~Anya Jenkins
  86. "Oh, from the future! For a minute, I thought you were a nutball, but now that you're from the future..." ~Xander Harris
  87. "Um...I'm not sure you should say 'sex poodle' in your vows." ~Tara Maclay to Anya
  88. "It's a wedding, honey. We're all bored." ~Cousin Carol
  89. "You know, not speaking would be a really good look for you." ~Lorne
  90. "Yeah. I flitted back and forth in time, changed the one that threatened me, polished some others. Flitted in a manly way. Just so we're clear." ~Sahjhan
  91. "I have a feeling Murray is the quiet one." ~Marshall about the Brothers Head
  92. "Nobody deserves mime, Buffy." ~Oz
  93. "On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was lookin' shifty." ~Oz
  94. "He was trying to convince me that I should give her a lap dance...right, because he's NOT Barney." ~Marshall
  95. "Once you fall for Willow, you stay fallen." ~Buffy Summers
  96. "Right. Let's not listen to Spike. Might get a bit of truth on you." ~Spike
  97. "Oh, come on, that's ridiculous! What? You think this isn't real just because of all the vampires and demons and ex-vengeance demons and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy?" ~Xander Harris
  98. "Hail to you, potential client!" ~The Groosalug
  99. "Pancakes AND waffles? I'm in starch heaven." ~Fred Burkle
  100. "It's just, we've been having so much fun today. Don't you think we should save some before we use it up and all the other people get sad 'cause we took all the happy?" ~Fred Burkle

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