Quotes (Page 66)!

  1. "I have nothing but respect for a woman who is forthright. Drusilla was always straightforward. Didn't have a single buggering clue about what was going on in front of her, but she was straight about it. That's a virtue." ~Spike
  2. "Take it quick, or my chivalry'll run out." ~Spike about the bottle of whiskey
  3. "Hey, when did we get the statue for the lobby? Oh, it's just you." ~Cordelia Chase to Angel
  4. "Okay, that was a thing." ~Charles Gunn
  5. "Well, gee, forgive me for saving my own life." ~Cordelia Chase
  6. "Okay, unless anyone else has something, let me be the first to say, What the HELL was that?!" ~Lorne
  7. "See, now, I think it's the 'Daddy' thing that's throwin' her. Cause incest? Not that sexy." ~Xander Harris
  8. “I admit it: I'm a freak who sits obsessively in front of my computer typing my name into Yahoo Search over and over again. I'm a closet Amberholic.” ~Amber Benson
  9. "What I wouldn't do for a lasso and some crazy glue." ~Lorne
  10. "This isn't the evil laugh of victory, is it?" ~Warren Meers
  11. "You've gotta stop doing this. This dying thing's funny once, maybe twice." ~Xander Harris to Buffy
  12. "What if it's some vengency else-thing?" ~Fred Burkle
  13. "Your sister's the Slayer. I'm a demon. That's real good incentive to get along with her." ~Clem
  14. "Here we are, now; entertain us. [beat] Son of a bi--!" ~Spike
  15. "I care if you live or die, Xander. I just don't know which one I want." ~Anya Jenkins
  16. "My track record with the whole man/woman thing isn't, you know... I don't wanna use the words 'tragic farce' but..." ~Angel
  17. "We can go out... I'd have to wear a burka or somethin'..." ~Angel
  18. "You're a vampire; you're not in Cats." ~Angel to Fred
  19. "[Angel's] really happy. [pokes him with a stake] But not perfectly happy, I hope!" ~Fred Burkle
  20. "I know you're all stupid. I should never have abandoned you." ~Rupert Giles
  21. "Well, that was a bloody dawdlin' piece o'piss." ~Spike
  22. "Well, I was gonna walk you off a cliff and hand you an anvil, but...seemed kinda cartoony." ~Xander Harris
  23. "I had a great time working on the show while I was there, learned a lot, and got to meet the whole cast, including Jamie Bamber, who actually flies a Viper in real life (probably). You have no idea how hard it was to not say things to him like: 'so, how was your flight over? Any turbulence...? Cylons...?' Somehow I managed to stay professional and not behave like a giggly schoolkid. Much." ~James Moran
  24. "What you did to me - was unbelievable, Connor. - But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M. C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think." ~Angel
  25. "In the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed." ~Rupert Giles
  26. "Again, wrong sister. I'm the one that dates dead guys. And, no offense, but they were hotties. I mean, I'm sure you had a great personality, but..." ~Buffy Summers
  27. "Whoa. Contracty goodness." ~Xander Harris
  28. "Look at that. It's not even noon, and I've already bullied my first family member into helping out. I'm going to be the best principal ever." ~Principal Wood
  29. "So what'd you think? You'd get your soul back and everything'd be Jim Dandy? Soul's slipperier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine?" ~Mayor Richard Wilkins
  30. "You should have seen the size of the dust bunnies under Cordie's bed. More like dust sperm whales!" ~Fred Burkle
  31. "I think my lungs have coffee." ~Charles Gunn
  32. "We're still working on a plan, but so far, it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch." ~Fred Burkle
  33. "That's my girl. Large and in charge. OK, teensy-weensy and in charge." ~Charles Gunn
  34. "This is so much harder than it looks on Batman." ~Charles Gunn on grappling up a wall
  35. "Kinda looks like art, doesn't it? I call it 'Takes more than that to kill me, punk.' 'Punk' is what makes it art." ~Charles Gunn looking at his EKG readout
  36. "I know you've been out of loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands unless they're...evil errands." ~Lilah Morgan
  37. "Great reporting, Jason. You keep us up to date on the hunt for British zombie journalist John Oliver." ~Jon Stewart
  38. "[climbing over his desk] Okay, I'm [phrackin'] killing you, now." ~Jon Stewart after the 747 fly-over of Ground Zero
  39. "I don't know what happened in the translation, there, but I like it." ~Jon Stewart
  40. "When exactly did [Dawn] get unbelievably scary?" ~Spike
  41. "Is there anyone here who hasn't slept together?" ~Nancy
  42. "Right. Wrong. Wrong maneuver. Not hardly helpful." ~Spike
  43. "This place was so much friendlier when the mob ran it." ~Angel about Vegas
  44. "Even if you've got no flight plan, bucko, you're still a stealth bomber. You were fighting for your friends' futures. The people you love are your destiny." ~Lorne
  45. "I saved the world with talking. From my mouth. My mouth saved the world." ~Xander Harris
  46. "Well, I've avoided Giles tons of times. Just meant I was lazy, not evil." ~Xander Harris
  47. "Is [Giles] throwing a tasteful British wiggins?" ~Xander Harris
  48. "Here's something you should know about vengeance demons: We don't group with the 'sorry.' We prefer 'Oh, God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones.'" ~Anya Jenkins
  49. "Spike's what in the whatment?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  50. "I gotta get a job where I don't get called right away for this stuff." ~Buffy Summers
  51. "You go off and try to wall up the bad parts and put your heart back in where it fell out. You call yourself finished, but you're not." ~Spike
  52. "Everyone's talking to me. No one's talking to each other." ~Spike
  53. "Boy, he's extra useful today." ~Xander Harris about Spike
  54. "That's why you teleport over there real quick like a bun-- real quick." ~Willow Rosenberg to Anya
  55. "She knows about viscera. Makes you proud." ~Buffy Summers about Dawn
  56. "We didn't find any strips of skin. Which, by the way, [shudders] gghhhh!" ~Xander Harris
  57. "Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire." ~Buffy Summers
  58. "Wow, that was so close to being empowered." ~Buffy Summers
  59. "I'm insane. What's his excuse?" ~Spike about Xander
  60. "Hey! You're posable!" ~Xander Harris to Dawn
  61. "Wouldn't it be tragic if you were here being silly with your comically paralyzed sister while Willow was dying?" ~Anya Jenkins
  62. UGHSOGROSS.
  63. "When most people meditate, they don't grow extra skin, right? 'Cause Clem should cut back." ~Buffy Summers
  64. "Well, A) I wasn't running, I was fleeing, and B) Yes." ~Lorne
  65. "I should be home, in bed, cuddling up to my insomnia and worrying how I'm going to mess up tomorrow." ~Buffy Summers
  66. "I think you underestimate your familiarity with the world of weird and tricky." ~Xander Harris to Buffy
  67. "Poems. Always a sign of pretentious inner turmoil." ~Xander Harris
  68. "We can't help ourselves. We can't. We're like little crack addicts." ~Hillary about Studio 60 promos
  69. "Strings need...to compactify." ~Charles Gunn
  70. "Yeah, vampire, strangling, not gonna happen." ~Angel
  71. "That's cool. The top just comes right off." ~Angel about Lilah's non-convertible car
  72. "I'm just gonna go lay down. For a few days." ~Fred Burkle
  73. [demon gets up] "Come on! I'm holding your head!" ~Angel
  74. "Looks like somebody suffered from premature slapulation." ~Marshall Erikson
  75. "That's Joe Biden doing the Vice President's job of making the President look terrific." ~Jon Stewart
  76. "Ah, yes. There is little that can distract the Willow when she's on the hunt for the mighty syllabi." ~Xander Harris
  77. "Did everybody have their Crazy Flakes today?" ~Xander Harris
  78. "I'm fine! My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out." ~Barney Stinson
  79. "You know that calling people names is mean and hurtful. Assface." ~Lily Aldrin
  80. "Oh, good. Symbols on the floor. That always goes well." ~Charles Gunn
  81. "Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up." ~Charles Gunn
  82. "Hey, here's a funny sidebar - I'm tied to a chair. Again! What the hell's going on here?" ~Lorne
  83. "Are you keepin' up, or do you need some English-to-Constant Pain in My Ass translation?" ~Xander Harris
  84. "Willow's not really good with the practical strategizing...except when she's evil." ~Anya Jenkins
  85. "True, you fell for a mystical, ancient curse. Who hasn't made that mistake seven, eight times?" ~Xander Harris
  86. "I'm sure anyone tuning in now with suspension of disbelief would swear they were looking at David Tennant. With a lamp post in his mouth." ~Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
  87. "No, that certainly doesn't sound normal for a boy his age. We'll send someone out as soon as we can, just don't...just don't poke him." ~Lorne
  88. "I don't think that much mucous is ever a good sign. Oh, yes, please. Describe it in detail. [takes the phone away from his ear]" ~Lorne
  89. "Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you." ~Holden Webster
  90. "You do have a superiority complex, and you've got an inferiority complex about it. Kudos." ~Holden Webster to Buffy
  91. "The sky should not be made of fire." ~Cordelia Chase
  92. "Oh, an out of CONTROL serial killer. You're right, that IS a great house guest." ~Xander Harris
  93. "As far as evil plans go, it doesn't suck." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  94. "In my body, where the shame gland should be, there's a second awesome gland." ~Barney Stinson
  95. "Apparently, I just slaughtered half of Sunnydale, pet. I'm not really worried about being polite anymore." ~Spike
  96. "She's killed more men than smallpox." ~Xander Harris about Anya
  97. "Whoa. Check out the goat-heady badness." ~Xander Harris
  98. "Sorry to barge in. I'm afraid we have a slight...apocalypse." ~Rupert Giles
  99. "And you blew the Council up. See, this is what happens when you're all stuffy and repressed - you overreact." ~Anya Jenkins
  100. "You're not Druscilla. She was crazier than you." ~Spike to the First

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