Quotes (Page 67)!

  1. "Dru, luv... Get bent." ~Spike
  2. "Doin' your mom and tryin' to kill your dad. Heh. There should be a play." ~Angelus to Connor
  3. "Potential Slayers can function without any sleep. Me? I'm no good without my usual ninety minutes." ~Xander Harris
  4. "Buffy said if you talked enough, I'm allowed to kill you." ~Dawn Summers to Andrew
  5. "Is there a language that you're speaking?" ~Dawn Summers to Andrew
  6. "I'm facing my fear...I'm facing my fear... Hear that, fear? I'm facing you." ~Willow Rosenberg
  7. "The Beljoxa's Eye was quite clear about that [beat] in its...enigmatic way." ~Rupert Giels
  8. "Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they are frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously." ~XKCD
  9. "How did you survive this long being so retarded?" ~Angelus to Cordelia
  10. "What in the HELL is Succubitch doin' here?" ~Lorne about Lilah
  11. "Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven't forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri-Sun. And while my love for humanity allows me to tolerate her presence, if need be I will smack her down! Be a doll. Thanks." ~Lorne
  12. "Dud ex machina. There's a surprise." ~Lilah Morgan
  13. "No, sir. You don't play by the rules, and I have learned a valuable lesson...of some sort." ~Vi
  14. "Careful, Buffy. Just when you think it's part of the lesson, he'll...hurt your arm." ~Vi
  15. "[Spike]'s not evil, but when he gets near it, he picks up its flavour, like a mushroom or something." ~Buffy Summers
  16. "Chrysalises? chrysali? My butterfly transformer pods..." ~Willow Rosenberg
  17. "I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me." ~Xander Harris
  18. "I must warn you, Dan doesn't let anyone move in here unless they're sleeping with one of his daughters." ~Roseanne Conner
  19. "I always take the side of the one that doesn't want to squish the baby." ~Roseanne Conner
  20. "Oh, yes, s'mores. I'm going to end up singing campfire songs, aren't I?" ~Rupert Giles
  21. "Who ya gonna call? [beat] God, that phrase is never gonna be useable again, is it?" ~Spike
  22. "I assume there's a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation, yes?" ~Rupert Giles
  23. "Oh. That's very sweet. Now wait a minute—you think I'm evil...if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?" ~Rupert Giles
  24. "We're to provide you anything you need to help assface here. Those were [Riley's] exact words, ma'am." ~Soldier about Spike
  25. "You're preachin' to the guy who ate the choir." ~Angelus
  26. "Thanks for stoppin' by my head." ~Angelus
  27. "Now, if I were a sign of being evil, where would I be?" ~Buffy Summers raiding Principal Wood's office
  28. "You know, it's not even that [Principal Wood]'s acting that suspicious. It's just—there he is. On the hell mouth. All day, every day. That's got to be like bein' being showered with evil. Only from underneath....A bidet. Like a bidet of evil." ~Buffy Summers
  29. "I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on." ~Willow Rosenberg
  30. "Never much cared for picket fences, anyway. Bloody dangerous." ~Spike
  31. "This can't just happen. This can't just keep happening that demon women find me attractive. There's gotta be a reason!" ~Xander Harris
  32. "My feelings are changeable, but intense." ~Anya Jenkins
  33. "What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay." ~Xander Harris
  34. "I'm a yammerer from way back." ~Fred Burkle
  35. "Sorry. I think my sense of humour is trapped in a jar somewhere." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  36. "Discouraging pre-marital sex is against my religion." ~Barney Stinson
  37. "There's nothing like the end of the world to bring people together." ~Robin Wood
  38. "No need to thank me; I'm just the one who beat him off.... 'Repelled him' would perhaps be the better phrase." ~Spike
  39. "That's cryptic. I don't like it. Every time instructions get cryptic, someone gets hurt. Usually me." ~Xander Harris
  40. "Okay, so far, so creepy." ~Xander Harris
  41. "Hey, Buffy stopped talking! That usually means she had to go to work." ~Andrew Wells
  42. "Any apocalypse I avert without dying? Yeah. Those are the easy ones." ~Buffy Summers
  43. "Boring, old, and English. Just like you--ule Brynner. Yule Brynner. b-b-b-A British Yule Brynner." ~Buffy Summers to Giles
  44. "Willow, call for you from LA, somebody named Fred. Guy sounds kind of effeminate." ~Andrew Wells
  45. "Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different colouring." ~Spike
  46. "You're firing me? I just refrained from kicking your ass!" ~Buffy to Wood
  47. "What is so great about the Tooth Fairy?! He takes teeth in the middle of the night. It's just weird." ~The Fairy Shoeperson
  48. "Wha?! Put me on the short bus and send me off to clueless school... A mystical pregnancy right under my beak and not even a tingle! Huh." ~Lorne
  49. "Well, congratulations. You're gonna have a grandspawn." ~Gunn
  50. "Easy Bake, flopapalooza, woosh, pop. I don't skulk." ~Angel
  51. "Oh, ffffudgicle."~Lorne
  52. "I've always wondered how many chunks you've gotta hack off a vampire before it goes all dustbunny." ~Skip
  53. "Look, monochrome can yap all he wants about no-name's cosmic plan, but here's a little something I picked up rubbing mojos these past couple of years. The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing—you never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it all like it was up to you—the world in the balance—'cause you never know when it is." ~Charles Gunn
  54. "I was very surprised and displeased to get lots of messages complaining that [Karen Gillan]'s 'too young,' and that this is a bad thing for the show. To those people, I have this to say: She's an actress. HER AGE IN NO WAY AFFECTS THE QUALITY OF THE SHOW. It didn't turn into a comedy sketch show when Catherine Tate was hired. It didn't turn into a motel-based soap when Freema Agyeman was hired (her first job was on Crossroads). It didn't turn into a teen pop song show when Billie was hired. Seasons 1 and 2 didn't have Rose singing a song at the end of every episode, about how cute Timelord boys are. Season 3 didn't have the Doctor and Martha opening a motel. Season 4 didn't have Catherine Tate dressing up as sweary pensioners or donning lots of prosthetics. Karen Gillan is 21. Not 12. She's an adult. But it doesn't matter how old or young she is, or what parts she played before, or how tall or short she is, or what colour her hair is, or what her opinions on cheese are, or anything else. She's an actress, and a very good one. That's all you should be worried about." ~James Moran
  55. "These people are going to need more than their 'promised one'. 'Contractually obligated 500' might be a start." ~Francis Allen Doyle
  56. "We're all on Death's door, repeatedly ringing the bell like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make a quota." ~Anya Jenkins
  57. "I've hummed along to your pity ditty, and I think I should have the mic for a bit." ~Spike to Buffy
  58. "The diabolical ol' torture device the Comfy Chair." ~Spike
  59. "You're hurting my brain, Stephen." ~Jon Stewart
  60. "She looks like a ho, don't she?" ~Nana about Rachel in Friends
  61. "BOGO is 'Buy one, get one.' BOGOHO is 'Buy one, get one half-off.'" ~Dad
  62. "You're going to make a damn good nun." ~Robin Sherbatsky
  63. "Can't stay; gotta try something." ~Barney Stinson
  64. "Barney Stinson is about to aide and abet a marriage." ~Barney Stinson
  65. "Hat. We thought of 'Authentic Native American headdress' before we thought of 'hat'." ~Marshall Eriksen
  66. "You only have to see how my sartorial taste has improved, for instance..." ~The Sixth Doctor passing judgment on the Second
  67. "When you travel around as much as I do, it's almost inevitable that you'll run into yourself at some point." ~The Sixth Doctor
  68. "[Shockeye]'s been, uh...mothballed. My word, that's a mess." ~The Sixth Doctor
  69. "Do keep out of my way in the future and the past, there's a good fellow. The time continuum should be big enough for the both of us. Just." ~The Second Doctor to the Sixth
  70. "You shifted gender pronouns, sweetheart. Not that I'm judging." ~Lorne
  71. "I'm as tickled as...some one so tickled, they're out of similies." ~Lorne
  72. "It worked! I'm still in one piece!" ~The Sixth Doctor
  73. "Giles knows his single-malt antiseptics." ~Anya Jenkins
  74. "Wait. I'm not to the 'got it' place, yet. I'm still in the neighbourhood of 'you've got to be kidding'." ~Xander Harris
  75. "See, I'm still optimistic... You're just thrown off a little by this gritty-looking eye patch." ~Xander Harris
  76. "You're my strength, Xander. You're the only reason I've made it this far." ~Buffy Summers
  77. "Hey, I never said you were gonna die. I implied that you were gonna die; that's totally different....Besides, if you die, I'll just bring you back to life. That's what I do." ~Xander Harris
  78. "You did it. Fulfilled your mission. You found the Holy Grail, or the Holy Hand Grenade, or whatever the hell that is." ~Spike to Buffy
  79. "You are the perfect woman." ~Andrew Wells to Anya Jenkins
  80. "Well...I guess I was...kinda new to bein' around humans before. But now I've seen a lot more, gotten to know people, seen what they're capable of, and...I guess I just realized how amazingly screwed-up they all are. I mean really, really screwed-up in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die, which they...they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here's the thing: When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never, never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting, too." ~Anya Jenkins
  81. "So, wheelchair fight?" ~Andew Wells
  82. "Is it a crime if you steal yourself?" ~Marshall
  83. "Avaunt thee, foul fanged fiend!" ~Herbert to The Doctor
  84. "You sound as irritatingly resolute as another young lady I know very well." ~The Sixth Doctor to Vena
  85. "Goodbye, Herbert. Perhaps I will allow you to exorcise me another time." ~The Sixth Doctor
  86. "You gave me your word, you micro-cephalic apostate!" ~The Sixth Doctor
  87. "That's great. Everyone's got a soul now. I started it, the whole having a soul. Before it was all the cool new thing." ~Angel
  88. "Oh my god, are you twelve?" ~Buffy Summers to Angel
  89. "I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be." ~Buffy Summers
  90. "Don't look at me, this is a Summers thing. It's all very violent." ~Xander Harris
  91. "Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited! [beat] Sometimes I shouldn't say words." ~Xander Harris
  92. "Most people don't use their tongues to say 'Hello.' [beat] Or...I guess they do." ~Spike
  93. "Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly British man." ~Andrew Wells to Giles
  94. "I used to be a highly-respected Watcher. Now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily." ~Rupert Giles
  95. "The earth is definitely doomed." ~Rupert Giles
  96. "I feel like Elizabeth Taylor." ~Spike, a bit over-accessorized
  97. "Oh god. I'm terrified. I didn't think. I mean, I figured you'd be terrified, and I'd be sarcastic about it." ~Anya Jenkins
  98. "Not a huge demand for photo books of serial killer autopsies when you're living in a utopian wonderland...know what I mean?" ~Shopkeeper
  99. "Tonight, the role of Judas Iscariot will be played by Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok Clan." ~Lorne
  100. "Yeah, I'm movin', Angelcakes. Might not look like it, but, inside, I'm runnin'. Full speed ahead." ~Lorne

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