Quotes (Page 69)!

  1. "You can't look at [Illyria] without seeing...her body's previous owner. But then, what comes out of her mouth? Pure, unadulterated vertigo. We look so tiny to her." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  2. "Oh, GOD, don't go in [Wesley's office]! That's where he keeps his full-strength crazy." ~Lorne
  3. "We're thinking that [Illyria] cracked her engine block and now she's leakin' petrol all over the building." ~Spike
  4. "We're motivated go-getters!" ~Spike
  5. "It's not murder if you say 'yes'!" ~Spike
  6. "[Buffy]'d never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil." ~Angel
  7. "People change. You guys should try it sometime." ~Andrew Wells to Angel and Spike
  8. "Whoa! Let's put a kibosh on that sentence before it turns into an ass-kickin'." ~Lorne
  9. "Whoa. Hey, hey, hey, can I not be the poster child for your nervous breakdown, here?" ~Lorne
  10. "I play this game. It's pointless and annoys me, and yet I am compelled to play on." ~Illyria, playing Crash Bandicoot
  11. "Your manservant has become tangled in my bodily fluids again!" ~Cyvus Vail
  12. "If the next words out of your mouth are 'Kill Spike,' we just might have to kiss." ~Angel
  13. "Why on god's green and verdant earth would I trust you? Or you trust me?" ~Lindsey McDonald
  14. "First thing a Watcher learns is to separate truth from illusions, because in the world of magics, it is the hardest thing to do." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  15. "Try not to die. You are not unpleasant to my eyes." ~Illyria to Charles Gunn
  16. "Supposed to wear that red stuff on the inside, Charlie boy." ~Spike to Charles Gunn
  17. "Personally? I kinda wanna slay the dragon." ~Angel
  18. "But the Fear (that sensation that all writers get of how the hell do words get from my puny little brain to into a book, and isn't magic somehow involved, and surely I'm not qualified to be involved in any part of that process, and I somehow managed that tomorrow, but you mean I have to do it this morning too, well how do I even start?) withdraws quite a bit when it's already light and lovely outside when I get to my desk. So I got right past that big moment today, and into the fun slide down towards the ending, yelling whee." ~Paul Cornell
  19. "You really did just invite us to goof off. It's your own fault." ~Alexis Denisof to Joss Whedon about "Spin the Bottle"
  20. "Sometimes time constraints bring out something cool." ~Alexis Densiof
  21. "You're harshing my melon." ~Alexis Denisof
  22. "I think 'Minstrels?' is about as broad and silly as I've ever gotten, but David completely commits to this character." ~Joss Whedon
  23. "You are really just dorkier than I even imagined when I wrote the script." ~Joss Whedon to Alexis Denisof
  24. "[David Boreanaz]'s got a very, very cute little giggle." ~Alexis Denisof
  25. "I gave you shin guards, and you gave me everything else." ~Joss Whedon to Alexis Denisof
  26. "Notice how I managed to get in that we're all alone, even in this one?" ~Joss Whedon about "Spin the Bottle"
  27. "Let's not talk to Joss - he's sad and confusing." ~Neil Patrick Harris
  28. "That song had no content. It wasn't even about the movie, it was about itself. That's like breaking the ninth wall." ~Zack Whedon
  29. "That's just an old sea shanty my mother used to sing to me. My pirate mother." ~Nathan Fillion
  30. "Neil, you're not alone, you're just kind of a douche." ~Felicia Day
  31. "Here's what's tricky - trying to figure out how to cross my fingers with those gloves." ~Neil Patrick Harris about Dr. Horrible
  32. "May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind of alcohol?" ~Neil Patrick Harris
  33. "We had the camera locked, but not the location of the sun." ~Joss Whedon
  34. "Neil is very good at looking like he is getting the shit kicked out of him." ~Nathan Fillion
  35. "It's quite an effort to try and steal the focus from Nathan Fillion." ~Neil Patrick Harris
  36. "You guys are very, very clever, and I love taking the credit for your jokes." ~Nathan Fillion to the Whedon brothers
  37. "Nobody brings the smarm quite like you." ~Jed Whedon to Nathan Fillion
  38. "This is when the internet audience loved me most." ~Joss Whedon during the final scene of Dr. Horrible
  39. "How do you stomp around like you're 2,000 pounds in the span of two-and-a-half seconds singing like a chipmonk?" ~Neil Patrick Harris
  40. "The first day, Zack was like, 'Let's make this really sad.' And Joss was like, 'Okay! Let's kill Penny!'" ~Jed Whedon
  41. "[Captain Hammer]'s so into himself that I think it's okay for him to be a little bit cheesy. And by 'a little,' I mean 122%." ~Nathan Fillion
  42. "I sound like this is an infomercial for the thing, which is weird because I really do love the songs that much. I'm a nerd. I listen to it a lot." ~Neil Patrick Harris about Dr. Horrible
  43. "People are always surprised when Joss kills characters. C'mon, man, look at the history. The guy loves to kill people." ~Nathan Fillion
  44. "All you want in life is to create something that people will dress up as." ~Jed Whedon
  45. "You know, Aargon, the spider from [Chamber of Secrets], needs to learn some manners. If I were Hagrid, when I got back, I would spray him with some Raid, just enough to let him know who is boss." ~Hillary
  46. "I'm startin' to think there's some serious planetary crap goin' on here." ~Barney Stinson
  47. "If god had wanted us to have hindsight, he would have put eyes on our butts." ~Barney Stinson
  48. "Who could anticipate you?" ~Batman to the Flash
  49. "This has gotta be a nightmare. When the sun comes up, you'll all still be human--in a super powered, possibly alien kinda way." ~The Flash
  50. "Swirly lights...fuzzy grilled cheese." ~The Flash waking from a dream
  51. "How many times do you get to say, 'Whatever stole your face...'" ~Duckie
  52. "Oh, killing yourself with yourself." ~Marshall
  53. "You ever get chaffed straddling the fence all the time?" ~Wonder Woman to Superman
  54. "So, Buffy is apparently just an excuse for nerds to be nerds. I didn't expect that." ~Duckie
  55. "It would take a mountain to crush an ego like yours." ~Jobel to The Doctor
  56. "I used to be able to goof around so much because I knew Superman had my back. Now all I've got is his example, and that's gonna have to be enough." ~The Flash
  57. "[Batman] doesn't handle loss very well." ~Wonder Woman
  58. "Yeah, Aquaman could certainly pick up Batman's slack in the pompous jerk department." ~The Flash
  59. "He's beaten. Put. The car. Down." ~Hawkgirl
  60. "What's the state of racism in America? I'm gonna go with Alabama." ~Stephen Colbert
  61. "Why is it that when you miss someone so much your heart is ready to disintegrate that you always hear the saddest song ever on the radio?" ~(Big) Pete Wrigley
  62. "A world in which a dozen people immediately write to me on Twitter to point out that I've got it wrong, as they are all writing Vampire stories, in which Vampires are now everywhere, is a world in which High Vampire Season is coming to an end. You shouldn't be glutted with vampires: they should be a spice, not a food group." ~Neil Gaiman
  63. "Oh, barney, you evil teddy bear you." ~Marshall
  64. "You know, if you re-edit it, there's a tampon commercial in there somewhere." ~Barney Stinson about the "Sandcastles in the Sand" video
  65. "Even I would find it hard to lose myself in a corridor." ~The Sixth Doctor
  66. "You seem to have a great talent for straying from the straight and narrow." ~The Valeyard to The Doctor
  67. "That's another billion-to-one chance. Does begin to seem unlikely, doesn't it?" ~The Sixth Doctor
  68. "I always like to do the unexpected; takes people by surprise!" ~The Sixth Doctor
  69. "The way I see it, anything with 248 teeth should not be allowed in a school. If you screw up using the Craftsbuilt 2000, or the Nortron F7 Grinder, or the Impreg Rotary Lathe, best case, you'll go home minus a thorax. You see, my philosophy is simple: In a world where there are literally 10 million ways to mutilate yourself on a normal day, why go messing around with tools?" ~(Big) Pete Wrigley
  70. "I can't believe Bats is really Bruce Wayne. You'd think a billionaire playboy could crack a smile every once in a while." ~The Flash
  71. "No matter how bad things got, I knew if I could just make it to Tuesday night--8:00, Tuesday night--everything would be okay. It would all make sense, at least for half an hour." ~Adrien Monk
  72. "Idiots are fun. No wonder every village has one." ~Dr. Gregory House
  73. "There we go. A really nice, bloody stump." ~Angela while making a gingerbread dragons' keep
  74. "He was pretty shook up, and understandably so; he took a house to the face." ~Guy on the History Channel
  75. "If you look at the lyrics, they're raunchy. They're WRONG." ~Stephan Jenkins about...almost certainly a Third Eye Blind song, but I'm not sure which
  76. "There's nothing wrong with it. Were it to be his hair, it would be very nice hair to have." ~David Tennant about Phil Cornwell's hair in "The Fires of Pompeii"
  77. "I love him, but he's got bad hair." ~Catherine Tate about Bradley Whitford
  78. "I think I was left fairly unscathed by Italian beasties." ~David Tennant about not being bitten by insects, when apparently everyone else was
  79. "I think it's a bit low, myself. I'm a bit embarrassed about the amount of cleavage that comes out. It's a bit like a milk maid." ~Catherine Tate about her purple toga-y thing
  80. "We seem to spend a lot of our time in very small spaces spouting a lot of dialogue very quickly." ~David Tennant
  81. "We made use of that pyrotechnic budget, didn't we?" ~Catherine Tate
  82. "In the script, they were supposed to be euphoric, but we always fight against that, don't we?" ~Catherine Tate
  83. "She's not a total cartoon, although she often acts like one." ~Joss Whedon about Cordelia
  84. "Alyson: King of Pain. We learned early on that, when anybody attacks Alyson, it opens up your heart. It's a terrible thing." ~Joss Whedon
  85. "We're about to take Buffy into the Library. This is the meeting place; it's the Batcave." ~Joss Whedon
  86. "Tony Head was one of the few people that we saw and instantly knew right away there was nobody else to play that part." ~Joss Whedon
  87. "That gives us lots of places to go with Giles, and we went a lot of strange places." ~Joss Whedon
  88. "That incredibly nerdy outfit [of Willow's] you will see for exactly one episode because the network kept sending me memos saying 'You must make her more hip, you must make her more cool, you must make her more like Buffy,' which really confused me, because I wanted to do an ensemble show, and 'ensemble' means that the characters are all different. Besides, I think that outfit is really cute." ~Joss Whedon
  89. "I liked [Boreanaz]... He wasn't exactly my type." ~Joss Whedon
  90. "Alyson was convinced that she was terrible in this scene and that she had ruined the entire show, which convinced me that she was insane, because she was wonderful in it." ~Joss Whedon
  91. "I didn't think I wanted to put a show on the air where a high school girl is stabbing normal people in the heart." ~Joss Whedon on the necessity of vamp face
  92. "I didn't think it would be very fun to have fifteen minutes of 'Let's clean up the bodies' after each episode." ~Joss Whedon on making the vampires - clothes and all - poof into dust when they die
  93. "I said Buffy is stronger than most of the things she faces. Brian Thompson is not one of them." ~Joss Whedon
  94. "One of my favourite sorts of actors...the rat actor. The rat actor knows his job and gets it done." ~Joss Whedon
  95. "The rules are very important in a horror movie." ~Joss Whedon
  96. "For god's sake, don't touch the phlebotenum in jar C!" ~David Greenwalt
  97. "Greenwalt delighted in telling me how I was going to be attacked and killed for what I was putting on the screen, here." ~Joss Whedon about all the magic potentially riling up Christian conservatives
  98. "Some more of our great phlebotanum where they have to defeat the Mercedes symbol, for some reason." ~Joss Whedon
  99. "After [Jesse] becomes a vampire, he suddenly has some sort of charisma...no pun intended." ~Joss Whedon
  100. "Okay, somebody explain to Nick Brendon where the heart is located..." ~Joss Whedon

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