Quotes (Page 72)!

  1. "More hasta, less vista." ~The Seventh Doctor
  2. "They kidnapped the Doctor. And no one would do that unless they were desperate for his help; he's not exactly predictable." ~Melanie Bush
  3. "That's the problem with modern day horror films - there's no realism! Not like the old ones, no, great ones. Frankenstein, Phantom of the Opera, Dracula. The one with Bela Lugosi, of course, not this new fellow." ~Paul Henderson
  4. "It's too new. I want a wardrobe that looks as though it's been lived in. Or died in." ~Paul Henderson
  5. "[Spike] has a British accent and not just any British accent. It's a cockney British accent. If you don't think this is hot, you simply need to hear him say 'bugger' and 'bloody' a few times." ~guidetobeautyschools.com
  6. "There are moments that aren't entirely unbearable." ~Adrian Monk
  7. "It's a disaster, little animals coming out of other animals. What was God thinking?" ~Adrian Monk
  8. "I'm going completely crazy." ~David Kessler
  9. "I didn't mean to call you 'Meatloaf,' Jack." ~David Kessler
  10. "Why would a thief want to give me two pounds?" ~David Kessler
  11. "A naked American man stole my balloons." ~Boy in An American Werewolf in London
  12. "As a feminist, I find myself repeatedly pointing out that men are not the beasts that conservative women make them out to be, a notion some men themselves subscribe to, because it absolves them of responsibility and provides a bar for behavior so low that it's more of a speed bump than a guideline." ~ginmar
  13. "I had a discussion with my husband after the film, and pointed out that most women perceive themselves as the protagonists of their own lives, not as an avid audience for men as they play out their stories. My experience throughout my life when watching movies like this has been to desperately try to find a place for myself among the male characters. How can I be Phillip Seymour Hoffman? There is no space for women in this movie, so how do I rewrite the movie so I can fit myself in? I've been doing it for so long that it is almost natural to me, but I think it's time that it stopped." ~Eileen
  14. "Listen, mate. I didn't rise from the ranks of prisoner to prisoner with benefits to protector back to prisoner with benefits to lord, just to have you come and muck it up." ~Spike to Angel
  15. "We'll think of something. We're the kings of last-minute saves. Except for that one time. When I sent everyone to hell." ~Angel
  16. "Let's vent our feelings, because we both love that." ~Angel to Wesley
  17. "I told them to go screw. It came out 'No, thank you, sir, please leave my little safe haven alone,' but the tone was 100% 'Go screw.'" ~Lorne
  18. "Heaven without your loved ones isn't heaven." ~Aqua-haired demon woman
  19. "It's so much easier if you just tell yourself you're strategically heading in the opposite direction of those that wish to do you harm so that you may mock them at a later time." ~Spike
  20. "Seriously, whose guy is the t-rex? Who brings a t-rex to a vamp battle?" ~Shark-ish demon
  21. "I don't really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, 'Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,' and someone will say, 'He's not the vampire. He's the interviewer.'" ~Robert Pattinson
  22. "Do not look at me! Everything is normal!" ~K-9
  23. "I assume everyone knows what the TARDIS is...? Unless you've really not been paying attention..." ~The Tenth Doctor
  24. "There is nothing scientific about ignoring evidence just because it doesn't fit in with your view of the universe, Miss Smith." ~Professor Rivers
  25. "This is Hogwarts Tim Burton stuff. This is Harry Potter Has a Close Shave with Sweeney Todd." ~Clyde Langer
  26. "[I] will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down." ~Neil Gaiman
  27. "I think if there was ever a hypocrite day, I would be a Robert Palmer video girl wearing a Twilight t-shirt with no bra." ~Kat
  28. "Natalie, it's a game. It's not supposed to be fun." ~Adrian Monk
  29. "Why don't we just agree that everything in the woods is bad for you? Let's not eat or touch or smell anything." ~Adrian Monk
  30. "So, thanks to modern medicine, the Spider Lake Maniac now lives in a public housing project with his pet cat and never bothers anyone. The end." ~Lieutenant Randy Disher
  31. "It was an epiphany, Monk. You can't just choose when you get it." ~Lieutenant Randy Disher
  32. "Rules don't have to sound right. That's another rule." ~Adrian Monk
  33. "If this was a seismometer and you were a volcano, we'd all be runnin' away with our hair on fire." ~Toby Silverman
  34. "Everybody should have a Trudy in their life." ~Adrian Monk
  35. "We go back twenty-odd...or even...mostly odd years." ~Captain Leeland Stottlemeyer to Adrian Monk
  36. "I've found drawers to be pretty reliable." ~Captain Leeland Stotlemeyer
  37. "I always felt like a crocus." ~Lieutenant Randy Disher
  38. "I can't believe I was happy before. Why didn't you tell me I was happy?" ~Adrian Monk
  39. "I'm either going to go home and brood, or go home and sulk. I'm leaning toward brooding." ~Adrian Monk
  40. "Are you going to help me, or do I have to break out my champion Rolodex?" ~Lorne to Angel
  41. "At what point does 'yesterday' not mean 'two weeks ago'?" ~A co-worker
  42. "You piss off the Hobbit, and Samwise Gamgee is gonna go frying pan on your ass." ~A co-worker
  43. "You can't help it. If you have pajamas on, you think, 'Yup, I've got pajamas on.' If you've got a tuxedo on, 'I've got a tuxedo on.' You put wings on...'Yup. I can fly.'" ~Ben Foster about playing Archangel
  44. "I'm staring right at the dawn and I'm not smoking! You hear that? SCREW YOU, DAWN! Hope that's not taken outta context." ~Spike
  45. "Fantastic. My first time was with my surrogate mother. I'm not only an immaculate vampire baby...I'm also Oedipus." ~Connor
  46. "I anticipated people being all sorts of up in arms as we cut away from a battle royale featuring THE RETURN OF FRED and over to something resembling a fish taking a cat-nap." ~Brian Lynch
  47. "As soon as I wrote the panel featuring 'Screw you, Dawn,' I knew it would be made into many-an-avatar. For those of you without action figures on your desk, an avatar is a little picture that appears directly below people's names on webboards. For instance, on my webboard at angrynakedpat.com, I have a little picture of Spike Puppet from Spike: Shadow Puppets under my name. Other people have pictures of themselves, a Transformer, or a photo of Angel and Spike photoshopped so they're doing something gay. These are literally the only three avatars you are allowed to use by law." ~Brian Lynch
  48. "Another difference between Angel and Spike. Angel saw someone in need of help and he LEAPT from the top of the building to get to them (which he soon realized was a mistake). Spike sees someone in need of help, and he takes the elevator. Spike just survived his SECOND certain-death series finale, you can't expect him to go along risking his neck immediately." ~Brian Lynch
  49. "Spike tries to retire, he makes a real attempt to stop rescuing humans, but it lasts all of five seconds. Oh Spike, you tried!" ~Brian Lynch
  50. "If someone told me that Connor would be among my favorite characters to write in an Angel book, I would've called them crazy, and then maybe apologized for jumping to conclusions about their sanity but then I'd mutter 'but you are crazy' under my breath as I walked away." ~Brian Lynch
  51. "I like the demon army. I mean, sure they're awful and evil and want to kill our heroes, but at the same time, they're not really that organized and missed the big alleyway fight. I can identify. Many a battle to the death has been avoided accidentally because I lost track of time." ~Brian Lynch
  52. "The old 'telepathic fish tricks a vampire into thinking he's a punching bag' trick. Sometimes comic writing can be fun." ~Brian Lynch
  53. "Here's why Wesley is a cool character. He gets a moment of perfect bliss. He's lying in bed with his true love...he could very easily stay in this moment, but he doesn't want to. It's not real, and he won't accept it." ~Brian Lynch
  54. "Look at [Nick] Runge's drawing of Amy Acker. Can he and I do a series called The Further Adventures of Amy Acker? Acker the Fall? Something? Hello? People?" ~Brian Lynch
  55. "Kate is quoting Angel while making a bomb out of car parts. I can do that first part ('Personally, I kinda want to slay the Dragon!'...see?) but not the other. Maybe that's why I don't have a logo. I do have an avatar though." ~Brian Lynch
  56. "I hope [Connor] didn't take Kate's two favorite weapons in that last panel. That would suck for her. We should've cut back to her later, being attacked by a monster, reaching for those weapons because they're enchanted or some nonsense, only to see Connor has taken them. she would die cursing the little moppet." ~Brian Lynch
  57. "I liked giving Betta George sucha huge reveal. 'Oh you didn't bother reading the fish page? Nah, you didn't miss anything, just SLAYERS!' And then that fish-avoider cries and cries. And then reaches for enchanted weapons but Connor has stolen those as well." ~Brian Lynch
  58. "Who would win - Angel or Predator?" ~Stephen Colbert
  59. "These are some morbidly-inspired characters -- it takes poisoning and flaming bumper stickers to get through to them." ~Draca Darkwingette about the Monk cast
  60. "Hey, Fred, didja hear? Angel attacked the old mail guy!" ~Spike
  61. "So...you could look up that, uh... sans shoes thingamabob. You know, the prophecy that says that Angel gets to be a real boy again." ~Spike
  62. "Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!" ~Numero Cinco
  63. "A distant relative of the Dogtor, the Monkster is my de facto Monk plush, suitable for any and all occasions when I need to give Adrian Monk a rib-crushing hug but am hampered by the fact that he does not exist." ~Draca Darkwingette
  64. "It's all about what you feel on the inside – and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night!" ~Amber Benson
  65. "I was tired of playing the love interest roles, but that's all that's written for women usually. Buffy's the exception to that, but those kind of characters are few and far between, so I thought I'd better write one for myself." ~Amber Benson about Chance
  66. "I'm not going to throw up or over-exercise myself into oblivion to look like a model. People tell me, 'You'd work all the time if you just lost twenty pounds.' What am I going to do, cut off my head?!" ~Amber Benson
  67. "Nothing's just rubbish if you have an inquiring mind." ~The Seventh Doctor
  68. "What you wear is high fashion and ice hot for an old one." ~Bin Liner
  69. "I think it's part of human nature to find the silliest stuff to freak the [phrack] out over." ~Melissa McEwan
  70. "Seriously, People of Earth: Please universally legalize same-sex marriage so I can stop writing awkward sentences like that. Yeah, that's right—since appeals to reason haven't seemed to work, I'm now appealing to what I believe is an innate human need to read well-written blog posts." ~Melissa McEwan
  71. "My name is Spike, and I'm a bad, bad man. But as far as vampires go, I rank in the top two." ~Spike
  72. "I keep a little apartment out of the way. Andrew would have called it my Batcave. And then I would have hit him." ~Spike
  73. "Yes yes yes, sodding bloody brilliant wanker luv git bollocks. Pip pip, long live the queen, bangers and mash. Any and all Spike-isms out of the way, cupcake? Good good." ~Lorne
  74. "I want to run, but my legs think this is too funny." ~Lorne
  75. "I know a thing or two about cults - I was the leader of one for a while." ~Stan Marsh
  76. "'On notice'? Really? We're giving a crazy guy with nukes the same warning Colbert gives bears?" ~Jon Stewart
  77. "If you could bend that BACK into shape and put it back where it came from, it might be of more use." ~Melanie Bush to Pex
  78. "I encourage women to explicitly rebuff unwanted approaches, but I know it is difficult to do. Just as rapport building has a good reputation, explicitness applied by women in this culture has a terrible reputation. A woman who is clear and precise is viewed as cold, or a bitch, or both. A woman is expected, first and foremost, to respond to every communication from a man. And the response is expected to be one of willingness and attentiveness. It is considered attractive if she is a bit uncertain (the opposite of explicit). Women are expected to be warm and open, and in the context of approaches from male strangers, warmth lengthens the encounter, raises his expectations, increases his investment, and, at best, wastes time. At worst, it serves the man who has sinister intent by providing much of the information he will need to evaluate and then control his prospective victim." ~Gavin de Becker, The Gift of Fear
  79. "The man in the underground parking lot who approaches a woman as she puts groceries in the trunk of her car and offers assistance may be a gentleman or he may be conducting an interview. The woman whose shoulders tense slightly, who looks intimidated and shyly says, 'No, thanks, I think I've got it,' may be his victim. Conversely, the woman who turns toward him, raises her hands to the Stop position, and says directly, 'I don't want your help,' is less likely to be his victim. A decent man would understand her reaction or, more likely, wouldn't have approached a woman alone in the first place, unless she really had some obvious need. If a man doesn't understand the reaction and stomps off dejected, that's fine too. In fact, any reaction—even anger—from a decent man who had no sinister intent is preferable to continued attention from a violent man who might have used your concern about rudeness to his advantage." ~Gavin de Becker, The Gift of Fear
  80. "When I encounter people hung up on the seeming rudeness of ['I said NO!'] (and there are many), I imagine this conversation after a stranger is told no by a woman he has approached: Man: What a bitch. What's your problem, lady? I was just trying to offer a little help to a pretty woman. What are you so paranoid about? Woman: You're right. I shouldn't be wary. I'm overreacting about nothing. I mean, just because a man makes an unsolicited and persistent approach in an underground parking lot in a society where crimes against women have risen four times faster than the general crime rate, and three out of four women will suffer a violent crime; and just because I've personally heard horror stories from every female friend I've ever had; and just because I have to consider where I park, where I walk, whom I talk to, and whom I date in the context of whether someone will kill me or rape me or scare me half to death; and just because several times a week someone makes an inappropriate remark, stares at me, harasses me, follows me, or drives alongside my car pacing me; and just because I have to deal with my apartment manager who gives me the creeps for reasons I haven't figured out, yet I can tell by the way he looks at me that given an opportunity he'd do something that would get us both on the evening news; and just because these are life-and-death issues most men know nothing about so that I'm made to feel foolish for being cautious even though I live at the center of a swirl of possible hazards doesn't mean a woman should be wary of a stranger who ignores the word 'no'." ~Gavin de Becker, The Gift of Fear
  81. "I don't remember where I first heard this simple description of one dramatic contrast between the genders, but it is strikingly accurate: At core, men are afraid women will laugh at them, while at core, women are afraid men will kill them." ~Gavin de Becker, The Gift of Fear
  82. "Remember, the nicest guy, the guy with no self-serving agenda whatsoever, the one who wants nothing from you, won't approach you at all. You are not comparing the man who approaches you to all men, the vast majority of whom have no sinister intent. Instead, you are comparing him to other men who make unsolicited approaches to women alone, or to other men who don't listen when you say no." ~Gavin de Becker, The Gift of Fear
  83. "Always figured being turned into a puppet was a fate worse than death. But death BY puppet...death by ninja puppet dog-pile...yeah. That's worse." ~Spike
  84. "I did what you woulda done. Even down to the letting the person you've bonded with get killed. And then whining about it. It was like you did it yourself." ~Beck to Spike
  85. "My plan? Find Smile Time's command center, activate the bomb, run. Not run, like 'cowardly' run. Run, like 'Huzzah, live to fight another day' run." ~Spike
  86. "Well. At least when my future children ask, 'Daddy, where do ninja puppets come from?' I'll have a definitive answer." ~Lorne
  87. "Spike's clock is so clean you can see your reflection in it." ~Lorne
  88. "My clock is still very much filthy." ~Spike
  89. "The giant egg shoots lasers. After the day I've had, why the hell not?" ~Spike
  90. "I feel as though I should be on a lily pad with a banjo. Is that weird?" ~Lorne
  91. "Whoa. Sweet Lady Marmalade, I've gone all Joan Crawford." ~Lorne
  92. "This is all going SUPER. What are you guys doing tomorrow? I was hoping we could turn into Tinker Toys." ~Betta George
  93. "Tok, Beck, George, to a lesser degree Lorne, gear up...we got a damn duck to save." ~Spike
  94. "Bring on Spike! Our battle will be the stuff of legend and fan-fiction!" ~Angelus
  95. "Mr. Hansu. Right. My name is Spike. I'm not really a puppet. I'm a man. Turned vampire. Turned vampire with a soul. Turned puppet. Puppet vampire. With a soul. So don't worry. Anyway. You CANNOT perform your concert tonight. There's a group of troublemakers from a...(bloody hell, how did it come to this?)...sinister puppet show looking to eliminate you....Oh. You already know that, don't you? Because you're not Hansu. You're a damned puppAAAAAARGH!" ~Spike
  96. "Angel? Are you off your nut? I... No. Angel wouldn't stab me in the damn back. And the way you're babbling ain't the usual ho-hum pity party of one. This isn't Angel! I'm facing off against TICKLE ME ANGELUS!" ~Spike
  97. "AAAAAH! My cornea and then sclera and then vascular tunic and then nervous tunic and so on!" ~Puppet Gunn
  98. "If you were Drusilla, you'd be so orgasmic that you were turned into a doll you couldn't bloody well function." ~Spike
  99. "Wake up, kids! Hey, there is no Santa Claus! Do Japanese kids believe in Santa Claus? I am pathetically unprepared." ~Lorne
  100. "Demons love murdering but hate research." ~Cordelia

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