Quotes (Page 73)!
- "Thankfully, I'm not alone. And you know what? Having back-up? It has it's benefits. All this time, following around you and Buffy, I kept telling myself I couldn't wait to go solo. But I get it now. I'm people who bloody damn well need people. I'm just not a big fan of YOU." ~Spike to Angelus
- "Well, now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Time for the other, bloodier, screamier half." ~Angelus
- "Once we go home, we say our goodbyes. Beck wells up. Lorne cries. I mock Lorne." ~Spike
- "Moral of the story: Everybody needs somebody. Also, puppets should probably not pick fights with vampires. It seriously never works out for them." ~Brian Lynch, Spike: Shadow Puppets
- "Spike's business card having a 'butterfly with a big knife in its head' is a reference to Angel's business cards. Angel thought the symbol on his card was a butterfly, so it's only fair Spike drew on it. It's cheaper that way, and Spike is just starting his business. Plus, it's fun to stab butterflies." ~Brian Lynch
- "The theme of the book. Spike deals with his issues in a way only Spike could: through mockery and beating Angel down. Spike fancies himself a loner, but at heart, he likes having people around, in fact, he needs them around. He's only humanish. And in the midst of all this learnin' Angelus quotes from G.I. Joe." ~Brian Lynch
- "Ooh, an institute!" ~Lisa Simpson
- "The ninties are going to be all about restraint." ~Decorator on Fresh Prince
- "I think it'll be deeply, deeply dope." ~Will Smith
- "It'd just be a shame to throw it out; it's only fifteen years old." ~Hank Hill about a garden hose
- "Shouldn't you be out on the streets protecting the city from, well, people like you?" ~Angel to Spike
- "I got a demon needs reposessing." ~Spike
- "Stephen, you promised me that you kicked this thesaurus habit." ~Jon Stewart
- "Directing while acting in a scene - very strange. Meta." ~James Marsters
- "I'm just getting to know myself. I'm no wherwhere near to being concise about it yet. I can't define myself. Wait a minute - I'm angry, I'm funny and I'm trying." ~James Marsters
- "They used me as needed on Buffy. If they needed a wacky neighbor, they used me. If they needed a villain, they used me. If they needed a lover, they used me that way. It was my job to reconcile it all into one character and that was the challenge." ~James Marsters
- "I always argue for not straying from the text. I don't like Shakespeare productions on Mars! Romeo and Juliet should be set in Verona and at the time dictated by Shakespeare. Shakespeare had a 700 year history to draw from, he had good reason to choose the places and times he did. I feel no pressure to come up with something original but rather to just be true to Bill Shakespeare. I am a slave to Shakespeare's original intention!" ~James Marsters
- "Bad habit, lying around with your eyes closed. That's when they get you." ~James Marsters
- "Every author has a different flavor and style, they taste different - each of them. To me all of the Shakespeare that I’ve done, including staged reading, auditions and plays, all of it tastes the same." ~James Marsters on the Shakespeare authorship controversy
- "The teeth sucked – they forced you to mumble and slur when you were trying to be inhumanly cool." ~James Marsters
- "Andy [Hallett] was a real man - you can tell an adult by how they deal with pain or adversity. Andy’s eyeballs gave him searing pain all day every day because of the contacts they used. He was every moment a gentlemen; laughing and joking, wiping the tears from his eyes." ~James Marsters
- "Star Trek came first of course and Star Trek gives me hope for the future. Star Wars rekindled a deep mythology - Star Wars is basically a thousand year old story. It's amazing that it made so much money because we've been told that story a thousand times - but it's just such a good story." ~James Marsters
- "Oh!! Totally NOT Ginger! Mary Ann. Totally NOT Ginger! Mary Ann. Totally Mary Ann. Because Ginger would never be true to you. I live in Hollywood. I know!" ~James Marsters, who apparently shares at least a few things with Spike
- "I tend to be emotional when... I breathe." ~James Marsters
- "Clowns make me… Think." ~James Marsters
- "I don’t know if any of us are mature enough to handle the brutal honesty of what’s inside other people's heads." ~James Marsters
- "For me, chemistry is trust. If you have trust you can risk together. It’s like a partnership and it means you can have fun together while jumping off a mountain. I have not always been able to get good trust with an acting partner. One of the best was Juliet Landau; I always felt safe with her. Chemistry has nothing to do with physical attraction – that often gets in the way." ~James Marsters
- "I think Buffy tried to sleep with Spike but Spike wouldn't have her. He really didn't trust her. He said they should just be friends." ~James Marsters
- "Always communicate no matter how hard it is to tell someone something's wrong. It's worse not to talk about it. I learn this every few years. The truth hurts for 3 days. Lack of truth hurts your whole life." ~James Marsters
- "I would be in a morgue if I would have come to LA straight from Juilliard. I would have made Lindsay Lohan look like Dakota Fanning." ~James Marsters
- "One of the best things about humans is we recognize patterns, so we get things like science, music, philosophy. One of the worst things is that we see patterns that are not there so we get things like racism, homophobia and Jerry Falwell." ~James Marsters
- "I’m happy when my acting is simple - that is when Spike is most potent, when the words come out." ~James Marsters
- "'Cougar,' for the three people still blissfully unaware, is a slang term applied to women who date younger men. Men who date younger women, on the other hand, are typically described with a slightly less loaded term: 'men'." ~Jamison Foser
- "Gay be damned (him AND me), I want to civil union that man!" ~imnotemily about Neil Patrick Harris
- "How easy is it to swim through water? You run across water with two samurai swords strapped to your feet." ~Stephen Colbert comparing Katherine Reutter to Michael Phelps
- "Is it the first skate across the finish line? So technically I can just throw it across?" ~Stephen Colbert about speed skating
- "I'm afraid you have Cordozar Broadus. There's nothing we can do but prescribe you medical marijuana." ~Stephen Colbert
- "You have just been adorable, sir." ~Stephen Colbert to Snoop Dogg
- "One person is not as dramatic as a universe, true, but...ask Five. Sometimes one person is enough. Wait, scratch that. This is the Doctor we're talking about, here. One person is ALWAYS enough." ~Captain Chaotica!!
- "Oops. I have started blogging. I will stop now, and sleep for a little while." ~Neil Gaiman
- "Then they came for the hyperbolic and paranoid, and I had no choice but to get on the bus because I'm psycho!" ~Jon Stewart
- "A stitch in time fills up space." ~The Seventh Doctor
- "Spike! Heard you weren't evil anymore, which kinda makes the hair silly." ~Cordelia Chase
- "I'm wondering if you can lend me a pillow case and a broom handle." ~The Seventh Doctor
- "I came here under a white flag, and I will leave here under that same white flag. And woe betide any man who breeches its integrity." ~The Seventh Doctor
- "I just open my mouth and words come out. They don't make much sense." ~The Tenth Doctor
- "That's the Adelaide Brooke I always wanted to meet; a woman with starlight in her soul." ~The Tenth Doctor
- "Sounds like me - maintenance man of the universe." ~The Tenth Doctor
- "Water is patient, Adelaide. Water just waits. It wears down the clifftops, the mountains, the whole world. Water always wins." ~The Tenth Doctor
- "Who needs atom clamps? I have a funny robot!" ~The Tenth Doctor
- "It's our only choice...apart from plan B - RUN!" ~The Seventh Doctor
- "Let's put a pin in that theory to explore another time." ~The Flash
- "[The pancreas] just kind of looks like the intestines' sidekick." ~Duckie
- "I really can't believe this game exists, but it seems to be a fact, because I'm playing it." ~The Angry Videogame Nerd
- "Just walkin' around, and a head run amok from Easter Island comes flying towards you!" ~The Angry Videogame Nerd
- "He's tall and thin, wears a brown suit - maybe a blue suit - he's got a long brown coat. Modern sort of hair, all sticky uppy." ~Wilfred Mott about the Tenth Doctor
- "Even if I change, it feels like dying. Everything I am dies. Some new man goes sauntering away. And I'm dead." ~The Tenth Doctor
- "Hold on, she's not going to be called 'Noble-Temple'? Sounds like a tourist spot." ~The Tenth Doctor
- "No I didn't [kill anyone in the war]. No, I did not, no. But don't say it like it's shameful!" ~Wilfred Mott
- "I thought it'd be cleaner." ~Wilfred Mott about the TARDIS
- "Oh my lord, she's a cactus." ~Wilfred Mott about an alien
- "I've regenerated. The difference is purely perceptual." ~The Seventh Doctor
- "You also seem to be a victim of Mr. Glitz's cavalier attitude towards fact." ~Belazs
- "They said I had AD...something. Can we have class outside?" ~Barney Stinson
- "You're a sturdy, cheese-bearing cracker." ~Lily Aldrin to Marshall Eriksen
- "You're a genius. You're stone cold brilliant you are, I swear, you really are. But you could be so much more. You could be beautiful. With a mind like that... We could travel the stars; it would be my honour. 'Cause you don't need to OWN the universe, just see it. Have the privilege of seeing the whole of time and space. That's ownership enough." ~The Tenth Doctor to The Master
- "Actually, the most impressive thing about you is that, after all this time, you're still bone-dead stupid." ~The Tenth Doctor to The Master
- "Worst. Rescue. EVAH." ~The Tenth Doctor
- "You've always got a trick up your sleeve. Nice little bit of the Doctor flim flam...sort of thing." ~Wilfred Mott
- "Hee hee. I'm an astronaut!" ~Wilfred Mott
- "It's not like I'm an innocent. I've taken lives. Then it got worse; I got clever. Manipulated people into taking their own. Sometimes I think a Time Lord lives too long." ~The Tenth Doctor
- "Please don't die. You're the most wonderful man, and I don't want you to die." ~Wilfred Mott to The Doctor
- "I am not leaving that man on his own. Not today." ~Wilfred Mott about The Doctor
- "Nose. I've had worse." ~The Eleventh Doctor
- "You can't say 'coldcocked'...when you're talking about Gay Man of the Decade." ~Neil Patrick Harris
- "That's not my future... NO! I don't want to be a WAITER!" ~Valentine
- "If I had a Kraken, I would release it every day, just to be able to say, 'What did you do today?' 'Oh, I released a Kraken.'" ~Kat
- "I long ago resigned myself to being an inky-fingered scribbler." ~Neil Gaiman
- "They were all Doc Browns so nothing really phased them." ~Kat, "The Adventures of Penny Poetry and Lorraine Literature"
- "You need to shut your poem-hole." ~Lorraine Literature
- "Lorraine did love liminal spaces, but it was so hard to find good real estate in one." ~Kat, "The Adventures of Penny Poetry and Lorraine Literature"
- "That's sweet, but you have this odd habit of everyone around you dying. You're always there to help, but your life might as well be Murder, He Wrote." ~Lorraine Literature to The Doctor
- "I assume Keith David could make the Minneapolis phone directory sound like slowly melting dark chocolate." ~Captain Chaotica!!
- "My legs hurt so bad I can't even fall down." ~Marshall Eriksen
- "Ted, I challenged myself to get laid wearing overalls, and, if you stand in my way, then you're letting Barney win. And you don't want that; that smug son of a bitch will never let us hear the end of it." ~Barney Stinson
- "I don't care to watch any more seconds pass by. They get to be like annoying gnats after awhile, always buzzing about me." ~The Doctor in "The Adventures of Penny Poetry and Lorraine Literature"
- "That was weird in all capacities of the word," ~Penny Poetry
- "'I am that merry wanderer of the night'? I am that giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life-and-limb, more like it." ~Peasblossom
- "The price of getting what you want, is getting what once you wanted." ~Morpheus
- "Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." ~Morpheus
- "Twilight is one girl's choice between necrophelia and bestiality." ~Someone overheard by Kat
- "What kind of cop eats a crucial piece of evidence?" ~Randy Disher
- "I'm just proud to know you." ~Adrian Monk to Randy Disher
- "There was a chance - somebody dug up an old All Creatures Great And Small, script but [the BBC] didn't seem keen on doing it. Maybe they just thought we were too decrepit; I don't know!" ~Peter Davison
- "And I'm floating there like some precambrian aquatic lifeform..." ~Colin Firth
- "Glitz, I sympathise with your disappointment, but I'm about to plummet to my death!" ~The Seventh Doctor
- "If he was a mortician, the corpses would keep their eyes open." ~Sabalom Glitz
- "You're a man of insight and logic, Doctor." ~Sabalom Glitz
- "I think we go straight on. Either that, or we don't." ~The Seventh Doctor
- "Where have I heard of it before? I mean, where was it? Was it in the past, or is it in the future?" ~The Seventh Doctor
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