Quotes (Page 77)!

  1. "One day, I'll have money...prestige...power... And on that day, they'll still have more." ~Xander Harris
  2. "You guys...I hate you guys. The weirdest things always happen when you're around." ~Cordelia Chase
  3. "Well -- perhaps ‘burning flare of determination’ is a bit much, given my level of exhaustion at the moment.’Vague but surprisingly persistent spark of 'Huh!’ is probably closer to the truth." ~Draca Darkwingette
  4. "You're a stand-up guy, Bats. Don't ever let them call you a crazy loner." ~The Flash
  5. "Vestigial lungs are the worst." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  6. "I'll be over here appreciating my head's ability to stay attached to my neck." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  7. "Sorry? I can't pick my left nostril without risking a lobotomy!" ~Guybrush Threepwood
  8. "Sheesh. Ya suck a little scum, and everyone wants your head." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  9. "I better stay away from [the garish-clothing-eating moths], or they'll strip me faster than you can say 'MA rating'." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  10. "I could try to mix up those chemicals, but I'd probably end up exploding. And not in the funny way." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  11. "We're not the going home type." ~The Doctor
  12. "I wasn't going to swan off and leave Rose. She's a human, and she's my friend. And I don't care what your scan said, she's not an average one at all. Not one of them is average, not one of them deserves to be a slave." ~The Doctor
  13. "Just what was called for. Brisk amble through a nightmare forest. Good for the circulation." ~The Doctor
  14. "Well, yeah... Yeah, it'd be a pretty big coincidence, though. A whopping great coincidence. I think on the Coincidence Scale, a factor of eleven. And, like the Oddness Scale, it only goes up to ten." ~The Doctor
  15. "I really must stop having nasty thoughts, ‘cos they almost always turn out to be right." ~The Doctor
  16. "The Doctor had long ago decided it wasn't worth worrying too much when he got imprisoned. He'd been imprisoned for so long and so often that it almost always felt like business as usual, whatever the size of the cell, and whether it be in deep space or at the back of the shopping centre in Putney." ~"Untitled," Robert Shearman
  17. "[The Tenth Doctor] had a face made for surprise." ~"Corner of the Eye," Steven Moffat
  18. "...you have to eat them with a spoon. What am I doing in Africa?" ~Superman
  19. "I wasn't going to [overthrow you] for another few weeks, but seriously...turning all of humanity into apes? That was your master plan?" ~Lex Luthor to Gorilla Grodd
  20. "We understand that anybody who's signed up to be a henchman for The Joker probably isn't qualified to do anything else.” ~Cezary Jan Strusiewicz 6 >Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget
  21. "You're not going to be the first guy in history to punch Batman into submission." ~Cezary Jan Strusiewicz 6>Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget
  22. "Our enemy is never as evil as we imagine. And maybe we're never quite as good." ~Amanda Waller
  23. "Sir Justin, if you wanna be watchin' stuff on my big TV with the 5.1 surround sound, you had best watch what you say about Mr. Eastwood." ~Vigilante
  24. "You wanted Superman? Now you've got...The Crimson Avenger and my ex-sidekick." ~Green Arrow
  25. "Hey, Angel's our friend! Except I don't like him." ~Xander Harris
  26. "Her brain fart lasted the exact amount of time it takes the guy from Quantum Leap to realize he's in a new body." ~Jon Stewart about Jan Brewer
  27. "If nothing else, I can find out the Flash's secret identity. [removes mask] I have no idea who this is." ~Lex Luthor possessing The Flash
  28. "Doctor Fate, your patient just anesthetized himself." ~Mr. Terrific
  29. "Mo' money, mo' ability to solve puzzles." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  30. "Kerosene and battery acid tend to keep me up at night." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  31. "It's been...interesting, but I have five or six impossible things to do and don't have time to listen to you kvetch." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  32. "I left my hook on my other body." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  33. "Anchors are not known for their versatility." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  34. "I still have no clue what 'rue' means!" ~Guybrush Threepwood
  35. "I'm much more of an existential crisis ghost than a mind-numbing horror. All that wailing really does a number on your throat." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  36. "I…think I'm grossed out." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  37. "Holy clam bubbles! Locket's saved!" ~Guybrush Threepwood
  38. "Uh oh. I feel a depossession coming on." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  39. "Look at me, I'm Bug Eye! I like to get in on manatee mating sessions and ride merfolk around!" ~Guybrush Threepwood
  40. "Now that I have my rootbeer-proof and only slightly rotting body again, I can touch anything I want! So get ready to be touched...to death! Sharp, pointy death!" ~Guybrush Threepwood
  41. "I don't think throwing my stuff through various planes of existence is a good idea." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  42. "I'm Murray, the demonic candelabra! Tremble before my wax-caked forehead! Ya know, I kinda miss that guy." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  43. "Aside from joining my arch enemy, I generally appreciate the sass." ~Guybrush Threepwood about Elaine Marley
  44. "The dead bird is NOT helping me trust her more." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  45. "Okay, I guess this is the only treasure I'm gonna get. Stupid cursed whispery parrot." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  46. "Forget it. All this getting punched in the face is leaving me un-metaphoric." ~Guybrush Threepwood
  47. "I sometimes like things that are not good for me." ~Xander Harris
  48. “Oh my god, you must stop watching The Lion King.” ~Dr. Cox
  49. "I had a great idea while I was vomiting." ~Michael Swaim
  50. "So, dead nuns. That's always a clue that somebody's evil." ~David Fury
  51. "That's one of the things I'm kind of upset about the way the show ended - [Spike] never got any redemption against Lindsey, and I think he deserved some." ~Christian Kane
  52. "We'll bring Lindsey back from the dead so Spike can kill him again." ~David Fury
  53. "I'm callin' myself 'Doyle,' now. If they don't hate me yet, they're definitely gonna hate me after this episode." ~Christian Kane
  54. "As I often did, I went to [Stephen S. DeKnight] for the fights." ~David Fury
  55. "I love that. I made Wayne Brady crack." ~Neil Patrick Harris
  56. "What if that became, like, a six episode arc, [Ted] trapped under a boulder?" ~Craig Thomas
  57. "I can't believe it's taken you two seasons to realize Carter and I are liars. Depraved, soulless liars. We'll say anything." ~Craig Thomas
  58. "It turns out that Cobie's inner Debbie Gibson is, like, a scotch away." ~Craig Thomas
  59. "[Captain John circa KKBB] clearly has a grip on something. It isn't reality, but it's something." ~Draca Darkwingette
  60. "I suppose what you have to remember about Paul Magrs is that he's so relentlessly nostalgic. And all the things he's nostalgic about, he has to go back - into the past, as it were - and collect them up again. He has a terrible fear that, as he goes on, everything behind him is vanishing. Maybe that's why he writes books; to prove, at least to himself, that he was actually there." ~Iris Wildthyme
  61. "Wash isn't so much calm as he has distinct moments of overcalm" ~ThinkGeek
  62. "This job is so far beyond any expectations I had. I mean, I'm on a postage stamp in Russia. There's no way you can plan for that. You just have to sit back and giggle and go, 'Oh, wow.'" ~James Marsters
  63. “Chekov man, it's all the same thing. Chekov and Buffy the Vampire Slayer - it's all about beautiful losers.” ~James Marsters
  64. "I walked in there thinking I was the [stuff], swaggering around, among other Spikes...and I got up in the middle of the room with all these Spikes, and started doing Shakespeare. They all pulled back, and I told them, 'Can't do that? Good luck in there.' It was MY role. I took it by the throat." ~James Marsters
  65. "We got cautioned on beheadings, impalements, and dismemberments." ~Bruce Timm about the Wonder Woman movie
  66. “The reason you guys haven't seen a lot of new stuff is we've been making it." ~Seth Green about Robot Chicken
  67. "Are you guys anti-Zach Efron? That's like being anti-kettle corn." ~Seth Green
  68. "Can you guys calmly storm the aisles?" ~Seth Green
  69. "One [upcoming Twilight parody] is the Twilight video game. A lot happens in that game." ~Seth Green
  70. "I work on a lot of things, but I'm not working as hard as someone who busts concrete for a living. At the end of the day, I play with toys and am living my dream." ~Seth Green
  71. "We cut a lot of stuff that's not funny enough to be on television, and then we put things on television that shouldn't be." ~Seth Green
  72. "My favourite thing about that is that thousands of gamers are having an intimate experience with me that I'm not there for." ~Seth Green on doing a voice for Mass Effect
  73. "That was kind of like a revolution when we realized that we could make robots break dance." ~Seth Green on the Voltron Dance
  74. "We're not in any direct competition, so there's really no need in me hating [Zach Efron]." ~Seth Green
  75. "If [Macaulay Culkin] spends four years, maybe six years, not doing anything, he'll still be more relevant than anyone else in this room." ~Seth Green
  76. "I think it was the Barenaked Ladies who said 'Haven't you always wanted a monkey?'" ~Seth Green
  77. "I don't know if you know, but we're kind of geeks." ~Matt Senreich
  78. "Uh... We wanna make more stuff...combining toys and animation...and comedy." ~Seth Green on the future of Robot Chicken
  79. "I don't wanna get into a fight with Stevie Wonder." ~Seth Green
  80. "To do a parody of a show like [Jersey Shore], you would really have to go out there, because isn't that what it's doing every day?" ~Matt Senreich
  81. "People tell us that they got their children into Star Wars by showing them Robot Chicken, and we're like [spreads arms confusedly]." ~Seth Green
  82. "We'll just put [Breckin Meyer] in the booth, and he'll go so far off script. SO FAR." ~Seth Green
  83. “It’s so easy to sit back and be critical, and lord knows I’ve made a good career doing it…” ~Jon Stewart

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