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- Superhero Shows (Super Slow Reaction Man,
Deficiency Boy, Super Hero Saga)
- Bonanza Family Adventures
- The Rear View with Starla Simmons
- People with Hollywood Lamaramar
- Crimesolvers (Swiss Rolls, Puce Panther, Crime Scene
Interlopers)
- Aliems
- Mission: Implausible
- Postbusters
- The Salem Gypsy
- The Linear Sequence
- Star Wars: Holocron
- Cooking Shows (Cooking Corner, Lettuce with Link, Melee
Munchies)
[Season 1]
Channel 80 News - Episode 1 -
New News at Noon
* News Briefs
* Useless Weather
* Sports Junk – Sports Cast
(Panthers vs. Panthers)
* Products: Happy-go-lucky Pills,
Freedom on a Stick, Insta-Dog-in-a-Bottle, Anger-Away
* "The Voice of Jim"
[Billy Bob Bozeman has a mid-life crisis. Can divine intervention help him out?
Or is it divine after all?]
* "Limbs of Life"
[Joseph Chapman interviews a tree which has reputedly been saving the lives of
locals.]
*
Super Slow Reaction Man #1
- 'The Phantom Milkness'
[Through the wickedness of his milk, a
mild-mannered high school student becomes the evil Mandread Crueller. Using the
Globe of Power, can Super-Slow Reaction Man and his sidekick Farm Lad stop him
and save the day?]
* "Y2.2K Compliance"
[A scientist attempts to prepare us for the crisis of the Y2K virus... in 2002.]
* Sports Junk - "Trampolympics"
[Anthony, Michael, and Manfred face off, sumo-wrestler style, in the first
installment of trampolympics. {trampoline+olympics=trampolympics}]
Channel 80 News - Episode 2 - America's Least
Wanted
* News Briefs
* Useless Weather
* Sports Junk – Sports Cast –
Nathan’s new Sport
* "Mister Cleo - The Ultimate Cleo"
[Mr. Cleo, a psychic, offers his services to several passers-by---and, of
course, to the viewer. Call now for a free reading!]
* Products: Compilation Album,
Anger-Away 2, Sand-in-a-box, Crazy Daniel's Kidney Beans, Dental Danger Drops
* Society Junk - Rap Dr. Seuss
*
Bonanza Bob -
Search For the Newt of Doom
[Bonanza Bob, the intrepid explorer, ventures out with
his assistants Twinky and Binky in search of the terrifying Newt of Doom. Little
do they know, it's closer than they think.]
* "Everything I Say is Right" with
Mr. Wrong
[Mr. Wrong hosts a talk show in which, as expected, he berates his guests for
everything from their names to the color scheme displayed to the viewers. He is
always right.]
* "America's Least Wanted"
[This parody of America's Most Wanted, instead of looking for criminals,
simply tells America which people we want the LEAST, and with good reason.]
* "Visually Impaired Date"
[Obviously a parody of Blind Date, this show hooks up two people and then
asks their friends what the other is thinking. Romantic? No, but it was never
meant to be!]
* "Travis's Teeter-Totter"
* Sports Junk - "Street Bowling"
* "Who Wants to be a Marmoset"
with Fegis Rilbin
[Fegis Rilbin hosts this game-show parody in which contestants are given
questions with monetary value, and of course, lifelines (of a slightly different
nature this time!). Chaos ensues as the audience rebels.]
* "Low Budget Children's
Entertainment Show"
[What happens when a low budget children's entertainment show is hijacked by
terrorists? Find out.]
* Sports Junk - "Trampolympics II"
[Joseph Chapman hosts the second installment of Trampolympics. Sumo wrestlers
Jabbaro-Jay and Himmohito face off to win the Crystal. Also features a
bucket-kicking competition and a few other games.]
* Public Service Announcement:
Un-Native African Americans: Hunger
* "Jerry Stinger"
[Gary Stinger hosts a talk show so trashy, it ends up cancelling itself.]
* "Mister Cleo - The MYSTERIOUS
Cleo"
Channel 80 News - Episode 3 - Bush Park
* This Just In
*
Super Slow Reaction
Man #2 - 'Milkish Freakyness'
[Super-Slow Reaction Man and his sidekick Farm Lad begin
their quest to recover the Globe of Power from the clutches of the evil Mandread
Crueller, using Farm Lad's Perfectly Spherical Egg of Freedom. Mandread,
meanwhile, hatches a scheme using an evil orb of his own, a new
sidekick--Gordo--and the wonders of online auctions. Can he be stopped this
time?]
*
News Briefs
* Products: Drippy Drops, Louis the
Lousy Monkey, The Complete and Utter Egg of Neutrality, Milk of Madness CD
*
"Expedition" with
Bonanza Bill
[Bonanza Bill, the cousin of famed Bonanza Bob, sets out
to explain the mysterious Mad Monkey Disease---but unfortunately is bit and
contracts the disease himself. Will his cameraman and Field Medic Anthony be
able to navigate the twisted jungles of Nebraska Avenue, filled with Native
Aboriginals, and discover the source of the Mad Monkey Disease? Or will they get
bitten themselves?]
* Useless Weather
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's
Blurry): "Sprite"
[This C80 Closeup details the dangers of the popular soda, Sprite, and reveals
the horrible side-effects stumbled upon from drinking it.]
* "People" with
Hollywood Lamaramar - Episode 1
[In the first installment of "People," a talk show, host Hollywood Lamaramar
interviews 'people that want to sing, but can't,' including guests N. Decisive
and Perry Noid.]
*
Bonanza Bob - In
Search of the Native Aboriginals
[Seeking vengeance following the death of his cousin,
Bonanza Bill, Bonanza Bob (and his other cousin, Bonanza Ben, along with Field
Medic Anthony) confront a huge tribe of wild Aboriginals. Will Bob get the
revenge he seeks, or will another Bonanza family member bite the dust? Or
both??]
*
Meaning of Life ("She has a stick!")
* Sports Junk - "Olympic Swinging"
* "Weirdest Link"
[This game show parody of The Weakest Link features a similar format and
some very colorful guests, such as a homicidal man wrapped in caution tape, an
accident-prone guy, and a complete drunk, among others.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 4 -
Chaos
* News Briefs
* Useless Weather
* Sports Junk – Child Convoy
[Nathan hosts this special sports junk segment, which reveals a dangerous
pastime of tying modes of transportation together until a huge "child convoy" is
achieved.]
* "Weirdest Link"
[The second episode of this particular game show features an alien ambassador,
and several other guests of varying levels of cooperation. Will the host take
matters into his own hands? (Yes!)]
* Sports Junk - "Street Bowling 2"
[A sports junk special in which the previously detailed sport of Street Bowling
is combined with dancing-on-skates.]
* Sports Junk - "Meaning of Chaos"
[This sports junk special shows us a festival of sports so insane, it can only
be called the "Meaning of Chaos."]
S1 Special Feature: Jugendherberge
[This special feature, originally a class project, became a
part of C80 through it's official sequel, (S2's) "Jugendherberge Unleashed." It
follows the exploits of a fictional youth hostel, "Haslichmuttiberg
{Uglymothermountain}," via the convention of a video brochure. In German with
English subtitles.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 5 - Crossover
* Meaning of Life: An Introduction
[After an enigmatic clip appears, Joe Chapman here announces the creation of a
new Channel 80 News segment: The Meaning of Life. Humorous and always random
"meanings of life" follow in the subsequent episodes.]
* Meaning of Life ("Repent!")
* News Briefs
* Voterage 2002 - Suburban City
Governor Elections (Cheesemonger Party)
[News correspondent Joseph Chapman interviews the candidates for Surburban City
Governor from the Cheesemonger Party: the Wild Aboriginal, and 'Ben'. After much
political debate, the winner is chosen to move onto the next round.]
* Meaning of Life ("Brekakakex koax
koax")
* Products: Insta-Corp's "Thoup,"
Milk of Madness CD 2.0
* (Mid-Day Movie)
"The Salem
Gypsy"
[Six hapless youths go on a camping trip, and all is
well... until they are faced with the horrifying beast they thought to be just a
campfire story: The Salem Gypsy. With their friends getting picked off right and
left, will even one of them survive to tell the tale?]
* Voterage 2002 - Suburban City
Governor Elections (Fashionless Party)
[News correspondent Joseph Chapman interviews the candidates for Suburban City
Governor from the Fashionless Party: Jimmy J'Jimmajim, and Mr. Raccoon. After
much political debate, the winner is chosen to move onto the next round.]
* Meaning of Life ("...Lost His
Oil Can")
* This Just In
* "Point-Counterpoint"
[Point-Counterpoint is a show about debate. It's the facts, and just the facts.
Though sometimes those facts are a little surprising.]
* Meaning of Life ("Leading a Cow
to Slaughter")
* "Badly Dubbed Foreign Film"
[This feature is just what it sounds like: Two swordsmen face off while their
dialogue is dubbed in from participants off-camera... making for an amusing
story arc, of course.]
* Voterage 2002 - Suburban City
Governor Elections (Final)
[News correspondent Joseph Chapman brings us the final debate, between the
Cheesemonger candidate and the Fashionless candidate. At the end, a Suburban
City Governor is elected.]
* New Years' Eve Special - The
Shopping Cart
[Special 'feature' with, one might say, an emphasis on recycling. Don't do this
at home, kids!]
Channel 80 News - Episode 6 - Spoofapalooza
* News Briefs
*
Super Slow Reaction
Man #3.0 - 'Attack of the Clown'
[On vacation in the town of Snow, Super-Slow Reaction Man
and Farm Lad seek only to relax. But a mysterious new villain, Bad Guy, shows up
and renders Farm Lad unconscious with his weapon, 'The Fixer.' Farm Lad then
experiences a magical journey/hallucination brought to him courtesy of the Globe
of Milkish Freakyness. What will happen to Farm Lad, and will he ever wake from
this horrible nightmare world? And will they be able to defeat Bad Guy?]
*
"The Wizard of Odd" (within SSRM 3.0)
[This parody of The Wizard of Oz is seen within Farm Lad's hallucinatory
journey in Super Slow Reaction Man 3.0. He's a long way from Kansas,
let's put it that way.]
*
"The Lord of the Things"
[Young Odo is faced with an impossible quest: Destroy the
"Thing," a fortune cookie said to be, well, the most evil 'thing' out there.
Plagued by villains who wish to turn the populace into a hillside made of sugar
cubes, and of course, faced with the temptation of the Thing itself, can Odo
complete his journey and save Central-Earth?]
*
Super Slow Reaction
Man #3.5 - 'A New Dope'
[Having last left our heroes in the midst of an
incomplete episode, Super-Slow Reaction Man and Farm Lad's adventures continue
now. With Mandread and Gordo seeking to infuse Bad Guy with the Globe of Milkish
Freakyness, our heroes' hopes for victory lie in the assistance of the
mysterious Lawful Good, a fellow defender of justice. Can the forces of good
stop the Cruellers before they achieve world domination through technology? And
will Random Reporter Guy ever leave anyone alone?]
* Not-So-Masterpiece Theater presents:
"The Linear Sequence"
[Host Nigel Weatherby takes us on a harrowing journey
into this Matrix spoof, featuring the One, Dodge Neo, and his cheese whip of
doom. Can he defeat the forces of mathematics, or will they forever dominate our
world (even in the bathroom)?]
*
C80 Special Exposé: "Mud"
[News correspondent Joseph Chapman and affiliate-crossover-reporter John Johnson
take a look at mud and all its wonders. Features interviews with several
analysts of this element, as well as just about anything mud-related you could
want.]
* Meaning of Life ("Terrorist
Cat")
*
Super Slow Reaction Man
#3.75 - 'The Milkire Strikes Back'
[Drawing the Episode 3 Trilogy to a close, this
installment of SSRM finds the evil Mandread Crueller plotting to use a new
artifact, the Cloning Sphere, to create an evil version of Farm Lad: Crimson
Lad. Instead, due to a mistake by Gordo, Crueller creates a clone of himself:
Manfraud Dueller. Will SSRM and Farm Lad be able to make sense of this new
development? Will the wise Porcu-duck be able to guide Dueller to the path of
good, or will he stay delightfully evil? Will Gordo find a love interest? All
these questions (and more) are answered!]
Channel 80 News - Episode 7 -
7th Sense
* "Acquaintances" (Promo)
[What happens when you have a bunch of acquaintances living together in a
welfare tenement? Ensuing hilarity, that's what. SINRS, the Super Interesting
Network for Reality Series, gives you a sneak peek of just such a show.]
* Slyvan Learning Disadvantage
[Slyvan, not to be confused with that loser Sylvan, shows you how with their
program, you'll be reading in no time. Or at least something equivalent that
will satisfy your parents.]
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's
Blurry): "Candy"
[This C80 Closeup, hosted by Joseph Chapman, peers into the dark world of
candy-dealing, following the tragic story of a student, Tim Norton. Contains
interviews with Norton, candy dealers, candy junkies, and undercover
cops---people on both sides of the issue.]
* Products: F-Mobile
* (Mid-Day Movie) "Germs Band"
(to be continued...)
[After unearthing Egyptian relics of "magic and gods and power," a scientist is
gunned down and the relics stolen---leaving his assistant, Shutup, to enlist the
help of the infamous spy, Germs Band.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 8 - Fair Affair
*
Season Finale Intro: The Wizard Speaks
* News Briefs
* "Cooking
Corner: Cake"
[A brand new C80 installment, "Cooking Corner" is a cooking show, of course. In
this first episode, the two co-hosts attempt to fashion a delicious cake for St.
Patrick's Day (or some sort of holiday). Soon to be contracted audience member
Joey Cleary then learns what it means to question the quality of Cooking
Corner's goods.]
* Products: Primal Essences
Shampoo
*
Super Slow Reaction Man #4
- 'Lustful City'
[Having discovered the source from which Mandread
Crueller obtained the Cloning Sphere, Super-Slow Reaction Man and Farm Lad
invade the Lustful City, in an attempt to stop any further corruption of the
post office there. However, Bad Guy has gotten his hands on two of the orbs, one
being the Orb of Evolution, and plans to trap them all---and all the while
reporters from every station are sniffing around trying to uncover the truth! In
this gripping season finale of SSRM, secret identities are revealed, valuable
orbs change hands, heroes and villains will evolve---and someone will die
horribly. Find out who when you see it!]
*
Swiss Rolls #1 - "Case of the Missing Plot"
[This special presentation opens with the protagonist, Detective Swiss Rolls,
and his assistant Zero, being asked to take on a troubling case: finding the
very plot of the feature they are in. Plagued at every turn by
freeze-monologues, dragons that go "meow," and even Death himself, Swiss Rolls
faces a challenge. Lies will be told, doormats will be thrown, and confusion
will ensue---but can Swiss Rolls crack this case?]
* "People" with
Hollywood Lamaramar - Episode 2
[In this episode of her talk show, Hollywood Lamaramar interviews the cast of
"Super-Slow Reaction Man."]
* Sports Junk - "Speed Chess"
[This sports junk special reveals a new type of chess: Make your move quickly,
or get hit.]
* Season Finale Part 2 Intro: Damn
You, Pazuzu
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's Blurry):
"Mysterious Mecca of Mayhem"
[This C80 Closeup takes a look at state fairs, examining reasons why people
gather there each year. From leprechauns to racist sheep, no stone is left
unturned.]
* "I Hallucinate of Jeanie"
[A parody of I Dream of Jeannie that takes a startling turn: when an
average guy finds a Genie in a mysterious Tabasco bottle, will all his wishes
come true, or will his magical dreams come crashing down? And just WHO is the
Genie working for?]
Channel 80 News - Episode 9 -
Spoofapalooza 2
* Spoofapalooza 2 Intro: The Linear Sequence Seizes
Control
[No need to worry; the Linear Sequence has complete control. Prepare for the
season premiere to be properly supervised (and for things to be spoofed once
more)!]
* Promo: The Pants
[A quick promo for an upcoming feature, which at its base level is a parody of
the Hitchcock film The Birds.]
*
"Sea-Triscuit"
[This heart-warming tale is a spoof of Seabiscuit.
In our version, a sick man finds a box of crackers with the potential to,
through winning races at the tracks, end both their struggles. Can Sea-Triscuit
really win a race?]
*
News Briefs
*
"Harry Potter and the Delusions of Grandeur"
[The tragic tale of a boy who thinks he's Harry Potter,
and all the mental health professionals who disagree with him.]
*
Manfred Online (MOL): Version 1.0
* Turkey-in-a-basket
[When a full turkey is found, in a basket, abandoned... disaster ensues. And by
disaster, we mean hilarity.]
* Meaning of Life ("Cleaning
Gutters")
*
Super Slow Reaction Man #5
- 'Return of the Hero'
[With SSRM dead, the core villains have taken some time
off to relax. However, Mandread's sister Ruthless Crueller gathers her forces of
darkness together in an attempt to obtain the Orb of Completely Powerful Power,
from which all other orbs were created. Not if SSRM can help it! Using the power
of neon to come back to our plane of existence, he warns his former sidekick
Farm Lad, now a superhero in his own right. With reformed Manfraud Dueller at
his side, Captain Obvious races to the orb alongside the Crueller faction and
the enigmatic Mr. Eye, a foe who sees both sides of every issue. Will the forces
of good solve the riddle of the orb's guardian, the Kayaking Mystic? Or will
Ruthless achieve a power that her brothers never could, and take over the
world?]
* Not-So-Masterpiece Theater presents:
"Finding Neo Reloaded"
[Nigel Weatherby once again takes us into the world of
the slightly-forboding in this sequel to "The Linear Sequence." Having failed to
destroy Dodge Neo and Infinity, the Sequence dispatches its Agents to subdue
them. Neo must evade the forces of the Sequence again, or face deletion.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 10 - Inspiration
Date
* Special Feature: "Jugendherberge Unleashed"
[Sequel to "Jugendherberge," this tale (in English, this time) finds Dani
faced with a troubling situation: the youth hostel parents have been murdered,
and the heir, Helmut Popinstuf, has been abducted. Racing through layers of
debauchery, will Dani save Haslichmuttiberg and live to "always dance" another
day?]
* Manfred Online (MOL): Version
3.0
* "Visually Impaired Date"
[The second installment of this dating show brings us the contestant, Low
Standards, and his various trials and tribulations in dating three
"Bachelorishes" including a caveman and a woman with more than one screw loose
upstairs. Find out if Low Standards can find the girl of his dreams, or any
girls at all!]
* "Cooking
Corner: Root Beer Floats"
[Cooking Corner returns, this time with delicious root beer floats on the menu.
Or... not so delicious. Only Joey knows for sure!]
* News Briefs (Voterage 2004)
[Joseph Chapman and John Nielsen discuss the presidential election, the
candidates being George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein, Linux, and Manfred Online.]
* Movie Mayhem: The Pants
[Joseph Chapman and Karl Nielsen talk about an upcoming feature film, The Pants,
in this first installment of Movie Mayhem.]
*
"Cooking Corner: Strawberry Lemonade"
[Joe, Anthony, and John host this episode of Cooking Corner, which attempts to
bring us a delectable strawberry lemonade...like substance.]
* "The Black & White Zone"
[In this new take on The Twilight Zone, several average suburban youths
are faced with a new soda that just MIGHT turn whoever drinks it into a zombie.
Will Joseph Leonard Michael Trogdor Cleary heed the warnings of his dearly
departed friend, or become one of the crowd and drink Frist? And can he get to
the bottom of its mysteries? Find out!]
* Grim Reaper Instructional
Institute Presents: "It's An Impractical
Life"
[This heart-warming spoof of the classic It's a
Wonderful Life finds Death showing Bethany what her life would be like if
she was never born, in a less-than-heart-warming attempt to get a promotion, an
office with a window, and a date with her friend, Mandy.]
* Meaning of Life ("When News
Breaks")
* Car Commercial: The 2004 Amuck
[C80's first car commercial! The 2004 Amuck, from Titanic Motors (now with
financing). Learn all about the must-have features of the Amuck, as we did.]
* "People"
with Hollywood Lamaramar - Episode 3
[In this episode of "People," host Hollywood Lamaramar interviews two gentleman
on either side of the debate about reality television: is it a hindrance or a
haven for America?]
Channel 80 News - Episode 11 - One Leg at a
Time
* "Cooking Corner Episode G:
Marinade Sauce"
[In this cooking show episode, Joe Chapman, Pettigrew, and special guest star
Grandma learn just what it means when the "hills are alive with the sound of
cooking." It may... or may NOT be... delicious.]
* Special Feature:
"The Pants"
[The long-awaited feature-film spoof of Hitchcock's "The
Birds" was nominated for several awards at a college film festival. Ingo Martini
and his sister Donna visit the Jones Family Retreat in search of some low-priced
relaxation... but soon they find that something has mysteriously caused pants to
come alive and strangle people to death! Attempting to escape into Canada, Ingo
is plagued at every turn by pants. Can this mystery be solved by leaving town,
or will it take more effort to evade... the pants?]
*
Manfred Online (MOL): Version 11.0
* "Judge Julie: Case of the Cell
Phones"
[This courtroom drama takes a reality-TV-spin as America is invited to vote on
the outcome of the day's cases. Will America vote in favor of the plaintiff, a
poor young woman with no short-term memory; or the defendant, an FBI agent just
trying to protect his country? Will Julie be able to maintain order in her
courtroom? And will those cell phones ever stop ringing?]
* Products: Insta-Dog-in-a-Bottle Redux
* SINRS Preview: Really Real Reality
TV
[SINRS, the Super-Interesting Network for Reality Series, brings us a preview of
a reality series so real, they might have taken things a little too far.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 12 - Nearly Lost
Episode
*
The Adventures of Deficiency Boy #1 - 'Chewagumabar'
[The first episode of the spin-off of C80's superhero
series, "Super Slow Reaction Man." The protagonist, Manfraud Dueller, wanders
into the Township of Schwartz, having escaped a grim death during the last SSRM
episode. Buying a trinket known only as the Shard of Chewagumabar off of a
discharged private, Manfraud becomes the superhero Deficiency Boy. Meanwhile, a
previously-innocent woman known as Hezedipapa stumbles onto the Globe of Milkish
Freakyness and becomes a super-villainess. With help from Lawful Good,
Deficiency Boy attempts to ward off this new evil---but faces once again, the
temptation of evil himself. Will his good side, or his dark, "duplicitous" side
win out in the end?]
*
(Mid-Day Movie)
The Salem Gypsy II
[Death returns to the site of the original film, now an
overgrown forest, to investigate matters regarding the infamous titular monster.
Lost in the same woods, meanwhile, can an overly paranoid guy, a stoned rock
star, an introverted filmmaker and a monkey escape the woods alive---or will
they, too, become the next meal for... The Salem Gypsy?]
* Manfred Online (MOL): Version
12.0
* "Cooking
Corner Episode Yellow: Cuddled Eggs"
[With the help of some crafty, Middle-Eastern vegetarian lesbians, Joe attempts
to bring the taste delight 'Cuddled Eggs' to the world in this Cooking Corner
episode.]
* "Mission:
Implausible!: Freshly Laundered Russians"
[The President's most secret plans have suddenly gone
missing. His lead agent, Agent A, enlists the help of stealthy agency spy Agent
L, Latisha, to recover the plans. Agent L ventures out to find the creator of
the plans, scientist Karen Smart, and encounters freshly laundered Russians and
the dastardly Ned Farious. Will her efforts be met with success? And just what
are the plans for, anyway?]
*
Badly Dubbed Foreign Film: "The Ninja Danced at High Noon"
[The second badly-dubbed foreign film features three samurai engaged in a fierce
battle. Meanwhile, their dialogue consists of mostly what you'd hear in a
dentist's office, as dubbed in by those offscreen.]
* "Death Can't Get Lucky"
[Death battles an agent from an insurance company for the rights to the souls of
the newly departed.]
* Meaning of Life ("I wanna live,
Mary!")
Channel 80 News - Episode 13 - The Lucky One
*
The Adventures of Deficiency Boy #2 - 'Edge of the
World'
[Hearing of an artifact that might increase his powers,
Deficiency Boy travels to the Edge of the World, in search of the Sword of
Shribdia. Meanwhile, the Surfing Mystic, an eternal lord of the ocean waves, is
dragged along on a quest to unlock the sword's powers for our hero. Will
Hezedipapa twist the Mystic, her ex-boyfriend, to her own designs? Will
Deficiency Boy recover the Sword once and for all? And what is the secret behind
the mysterious "Bjorn"?]
*
Manfred Online (MOL): Version 12.0 Optimized
* Holocron:
Episode 1 - "If We Make It"
[This marks the premiere of
Holocron, a special show based on voicework and footage from the game
"Star Wars: Jedi Knight Academy." While it eventually became a stand-alone
feature, the first five episodes are embedded in C80 episodes themselves. The
first episode details the journey of several college students to Kamino
University (run by Jawas) to begin their schooling: Sebastian, our protagonist,
a bright young man with veterinary aspirations; Johan, a neurotic guy obsessed
with (and majoring in) hats; Bob, a huge lizardman majoring in beauty studies;
Xander, a cynical man majoring in botany (and English!); and Beatrice, a
mercenary disguising herself as a student. Once they reach the university, Johan
mysteriously vanishes. Can the others get to the bottom of this mystery, or will
their youthful apathy shine through?]
S2 Special Feature - Public Disservice Announcement (#1)
*
"Drinking Problem of the Ages"
[This mockumentary reveals a simple problem: drunkenness on college campuses.
Narrated by the PDAnnouncer, we see Koby pull his friend Paul into a drunken
world of partying, lesbians, and general irresponsibility.]
* Manfred Online (MOL): Version
12.0 Optimized
* "More Than
Ones and Zeroes" with The Linear Sequence
[Gertie is infatuated with her new computer program, which just happens to be
the nefarious Linear Sequence. Will love blind her, or can her friends get her
to see the (natural) light, before it's too late?]
* Manfred Online (MOL): Version
15.5
*
Bonanza Bridget - Search
For the Pygmy-Back Nielsen
[Bonanza Bridget, another cousin to Bonanza Bob, stars in
this adventurous romp into a hotel plagued mysterious, furniture-ruining pests.
Accompanied by her wife/assistant, Pinky, Bridget attempts to get to the bottom
of things, possibly at the hotel owners' expense. Okay, not even
possibly---definitely.]
*
"Meningicoccus Vaccine"
[Details the dangers of kissing/sharing drinks with one or more of your
classmates. This is how disease spreads, people!]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 14 - Ambush
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #3 - 'Mystic Mix'
[With Hezedipapa and Moe the Surfing Mystic united in an
attempt to defeat Deficiency Boy, our hero seeks the aid of Moe's sister, the
Kayaking Mystic, and her fellow Mystics. However, the Mystics are embroiled in a
battle with the Amish over the local water supply. As Deficiency Boy enters a
grueling test to become a Mystic himself, the Amish recruit Captain Obvious to
help them fight the Mystics----and meanwhile, Mister Eye is prodding both sides
for his own ends. Will Deficiency Boy be able to contain his dark side when
faced with his opponent and former ally? Or will Mister Eye pull the wool over
ALL their eyes?]
*
Manfred Online (MOL): Version 15.5
* News Briefs
* Ambush Reporting with Blake
Robertson
[Field reporter Blake Robertson ambushes several unsuspecting and possibly
intoxicated college students to get their thoughts on various matters.]
* Meaning of Life Special Presentation
(WMV: "Gallivanting")
* Season 1 Music Video by Anthony
Channel 80 News - Episode 15 - Expedition
* News Briefs
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #4 - 'Melee'
[With the mysterious "Bjorn" in hand, Deficiency Boy
returns to the Edge of the World in an attempt to seek out the legendary Orb
Crafter. Meanwhile, Hezedipapa and Mo have hatched a new evil plan involving the
"Anti-Bjorn" in order to destroy our hero. Even with the help of his new
sidekick, Capable Lad, and fellow hero Lawful Good, can Deficiency Boy defeat
the World Domination Squad of Hezedipapa, Mo the Surfing Mystic, and the
puzzling Confuzzler? And what... of the Orb Crafter?]
*
Manfred Online (MOL): Version 16.34566579, Elect MOL for President
* Holocron:
Episode 2 - "The Game's Afoot"
[In an attempt to find Johan, Xander and Sebastian Kamino U. students discover
the mind-boggling beings known as "Spectators" living under the school.
Meanwhile, Bob and Beatrice compete in a capture-the-flag match. The arrival of
the "new girl," Tiffany of Evil, leaves all of them in the office of the Jawa
known as the Prininciple. See these antics and more in the second episode of
"Star Wars: Holocron."]
* Meaning of Life ("Drowning!")
* Meaning of Life ("Balance")
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 16 - National
Disquieter
* News Briefs
* Manfred Online (MOL): Version 27:
President (Voterage 2005)
* Holocron:
Episode 3 - "Phantom Fluoride"
[All hell breaks loose in this third episode of Holocron as the Jawa staff of
Kamino University discover that there's "something in the water" causing
everyone to hallucinate. As the Prininciple tries to get to the bottom of
things, Sebastian, Johan, and the others experience vivid dream-worlds. The
fraternity of Luke Skywalker clones (The Lukes) battle it out with a beast in
the cafeteria. In a cliffhanger ending, Sebastian finds Beatrice in the
basement, but has she discovered what's plaguing the water, or does she just
want a bigger dorm room?]
* Manfred Instant Messenger (MIM)
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #5 - 'It's a Wonderful Strife'
[In need of some caffeine and introspection, Deficiency
Boy takes a sabbatical, leaving his impressionable young sidekick Capable Lad in
the hands of Lawful Good---the latter being on a quest to find the legendary Orb
of Life, with which to fully restore Super Slow Reaction Man. Getting wind of
this plan, however, are Hezedipapa and the Confuzzler, who conspire to swap the
Orb of Life for the Orb of Strife. With Captain Obvious joining their group,
Capable Lad and co. make their way to the orb, only to have the Orb of Strife
transform Lawful Good into the evil Anarchy Lad, who immediately joins forces
with the villains. Soon Capable Lad is captured and faced with a choice of
allegiance. Will evil cover the land?]
*
Useless Weather
* Trailer:
Private Toe
[Trailer for the upcoming sequel to the first "Swiss Rolls" adventure.]
*
"Mission: Implausible
2: Expatriot Act"
[A year after the debacle with the "plans," President
Robert E. Wee dispatches his vice president, who then dispatches retired Agent L
and Ex-Agent X to recover the plans from the Freshly Laundered Russian.
Meanwhile, Yakuza, a one-man Japanese mob, is after the plans to give to his
love, Hännah-Hero, as an anniversary gift. As these forces collide, who will
end up with the plans this time---or will anyone?]
S2 Special Feature: Memory Avenue XP
[This feature, a clipshow, chronicled the first two seasons of C80, divided by
an overview of heroes, villains, memorable moments, and outtakes. It was later
updated at an unknown time and retitled "XP" to allow for the new footage.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 17 -
Frog Fu
* Useless Weather Special - Anthony on location
[Anthony investigates just what is up with the weather on his college campus,
complete with interviews from all the experts in the field.]
* Meaning of Life ("Link")
* Swiss Rolls
#2 - "Private Toe: Return of Swiss Rolls"
[Following a humiliating demotion, Death is forced to host a Spring Break Dance
Special featuring teens and crazy co-eds taking a break from their crazy
lifestyles. Detective Swiss Rolls (and his new assistant-slash-doormat, Number
One), meanwhile, is hired by one of the less-social kids to 'break' up the
festivities and put an end to Death's Spring once and for all. Will this Spring
Break be a dark one for Death, or will Swiss Rolls fail to complete the caper?
And can a Doormat really battle a Doorstop?]
* Holocron:
Episode 4 - "Mercy for the Mercenary"
[Before picking up where we left off, we are treated to a flashback detailing
Johan's days as a school bus driver, and Sebastian's high school days, in which
he met a very quirky young man named Rosh, who, infatuated with Sebastian,
followed him all the way to college. We also meet a veritable smorgasbord of
characters, including the Janitor, the devious Alora, the lead Luke, and the
source of all the water troubles, a ghost obsessed with dental hygiene, Phantom
Fluoride. Sebastian is forced to strike down one of his fellow students
(possessed by Fluoride), but who?]
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #6 - 'Crafty Orb Crafter'
[Sent by the villainous World Domination Squad
(Hezedipapa, Moe, Confuzzler, and Anarchy Lad) to kill Deficiency Boy, Capable
Lad finds that he just can't do it, and rejoins our hero. Meanwhile, the Orb
Crafter, dismayed that her creations have been used for evil, summons the heroes
to her garden. She then regretfully uses the Orb of Evolution to devolve all her
orbs, leaving everyone effectively powerless. In this umissable episode of
Deficiency Boy, the tables are turned, powers are juggled, and both heroes and
villains fall from grace... while others rise to the occasion. Find out who is
left powerless and who is left in power, as well as who loses their memory, in
this exciting chapter.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 18 - Rain of Blood
* Meaning of Life ("Singing in the Rain")
* "Lettuce with
Link"
[Link, of "Legend of Zelda" fame, hosts his own cooking show---but can he keep
his recipes from the greedy clutches of Gamindork? Or avoid a trip to the
hospital?]
* "Cave of
Garaaasssh Sale" with The Wizard
[The Wizard, having stolen a good deal of the Orb Crafter's personal belongings,
hosts a garage sale in hopes of making a profit. The Orb Crafter is not fooled.]
* Products: Thermafreeze Shampoo
(within the "Sale"), Frell Laptop (same)
* "People" with
Hollywood Lamaramar - Episode 4
[Hollywood Lamaramar interviews a Taco Bell spokesman, and a Ukrainian named
Svetlana who claims that drooling over all the tacos has flooded her homeland.]
* (Mid-Day
Movie) "Postbusters"
[This parody of Ghostbusters pits the evils of
mailman and monstrous postal employees of all time against the do-gooding
Postbusters. With humble beginnings and toys from the early nineties as their
only weapons against postal evil, the Postbusters battle the forces of
Postmaster Jenkins in an effort to help their friend, Dana McRaina, as well as
everyone else.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 19 - Popular Podunk
*
Bonanza Bade and
Friends
[Bonanza Bridget's brother, Bonanza Bade, and his
assistant, Twinky-Joe, brave the wilderness on a quest to rid themselves of the
terrible Redneck Bigfoot.]
* "Cooking
Corner Episode L: Milkshake"
[Joe, Ben, and the Prescott brothers host this glamorous Cooking Corner in which
a horrific (I mean, wonderful) milkshake is concocted. Not for the faint of
heart (or stomach)!]
* "Behind the Music: Toxic
Mayonnaise"
[Parody of VH1's Behind the Music featuring a fictional band, "Toxic
Mayonnaise," and their trials, path to success, and humble origins, featuring
original songs and interviews.]
* Sports Junk - "Fantasy Combat"
[Johännah Larsen hosts a special Sports Junk revealing the intricacies of
"boffering," or the art of fantasy combat.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 20 - Sadistic Summer
* Dumbsville Disaster 2005
[News correspondent Joseph Chapman brings us to a breaking news report in
Dumbsville, where the half the town's population has reportedly disappeared.
Through interviews with Mayor Seymour Gals, Miss Dumbsville 2000, and the C.E.O.
of "Dumbsville Assets Incorporated," he attempts to get to the bottom of this
disaster story.]
* "Acquaintances: The Home
Version"
[This combination of "Friends" and "Survivor" pits a clean-freak, Niles (as seen
in the original promo for Acquaintances), against a hobo, Jeffer, to see who can
win the coveted position as the roommate of a very rich man with a very nice
house.]
* Products: F-Mobile "Mobile-P"
Phone
* Manfred Online (MOL): Version 33
* Promo: John Online Beta (JOL)
* Special Report: "West Clackamas
Nile Virus"
[News correspondent Joseph Chapman reports on a deadly virus sweeping the area,
and attempts to locate its cause.]
* Holocron:
Episode 5 - "General Grieving"
[In the last episode of Holocron to be featured within a C80 episode, Rosh hits
on General Grievous, Tiffany is promoted from "the New Girl" to "the Girl,"
Beatrice's sisters are informed of her death, and the Prininciple attempts to
plan for upcoming parent-teacher conferences. We also meet a foul-mouthed C-3PO
and a quirky R2-D2, and Johan goes to detention.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 21 - The
Twenty-First Day
* C80 Closeup/Exposé: "The Wizard
Special"
[In this spectacular C80 special, Joseph Chapman takes us on a magical journey
into the origins of The Wizard. Through interviews and flashbacks with an
all-star cast, we learn how the Wizard influenced such biblical and historical
figures as Adam and Eve, Noah, Joan of Arc (who is actually Jim of Arc), and how
he touched such prominent figures as the Orb Crafter---even the origins of Super
Slow Reaction Man!]
* Outtakes
* Montage of Pictures
Channel 80 News - Episode 22 - Squirrel Fu
* Swiss Rolls #3 - "The Return of
the Return of Swiss Rolls: This Time It's Personal"
[This time around, Swiss Rolls and Number One are living the sweet life, having
nicked a priceless idol from Death, when Rolls learns from the Blind Mayor and
Vice-Mayor Tim that due to a lag in tax payments, he is about to lose his house.
Death, meanwhile, learns of the missing idol and furiously ventures out to
destroy Swiss Rolls once and for all. Will Swiss Rolls find his check in time to
save his house? Will Vice-Mayor Tim's dark ambitions be realized? And will Death
ever, ever get that office with a window??]
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #7 - 'This Was Your Life'
[An all-star showdown ensues when Mandread Crueller and
Super Slow Reaction Man face off for the first time in years, drawing a crowd of
power players not seen in some time. Anarchy Lad, moving to seal his position as
the main villain, kidnaps Deficiency Boy and mockingly uses a game-show format
to usher in the hero's demise. Interviewing Mandread, SSRM, Captain Obvious,
Gordo, the Orb Crafter, the Wizard, Hezedipapa, Mo the Surfing Mystic, and
Capable Lad, Anarchy Lad steals away DB's morale in an attempt to prepare him
for his doom. Is it finally curtains for our hero?]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 23 -
It's a Good Thing
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's Blurry): "Martha Stewart: Calamitous Cult of a
Crafty Cooking Criminal"
[This C80 Closeup examines the life of domestic diva Martha Stewart following
her release from prison for insider trading. Apparently, her new show bombed,
and she's gone back to prison to be with all the friends she made. Interviews
and inmates ensue.]
* "Cooking Corner
Episode Scree: Saloup"
[Hosts Joe Chapman and Anthony as well as contractually-bound Joey Cleary return
to Cooking Corner to answer the question: can salad be combined with soup? Find
out.]
* "Lettuce with
Link: Hyrulian Cuisine - Dodongo Muffins"
[Link, Princess Zelda, and Villager #65 co-host this cooking extravaganza,
featuring all sorts of Hyrulian Cuisine and video game references. Make sure you
don't miss the wacky ending!]
Channel 80 News - Episode 24 - Postbusters II
* DVD ad for "Postbusters"
[Recaps the first "Postbusters" in the form of an advertisement for its DVD
release.]
* Feature
Presentation:
"Postbusters II"
[Five years after the first film, this parody of
Ghostbusters 2 finds the Postbusters in the less than enviable position of
entertaining at birthday parties. But when an evil postcard dispatches its
mailman agents to steal Elaina McRaina's baby, Bologna, it seems the
mailman-fighting Postbusters are back in business! Can they save the day...
again?]
* Outtakes
S4 Special Feature:
Return to Memory
Avenue
[Compiled at the beginning of Season 4, after episode 25 was complete, this
clipshow more comprehensively reviewed C80: once again, divided into sections
detailing heroes, villains, memorable moments, and outtakes.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 25 - Drinking Happy
* Public Disservice Announcement 2: Drinking Problem of
the Ages 2
[Having apparently failed to make his point the first time around, the
PDAnnouncer once again takes us into the booze-filled lives of Koby and Paul,
now roommates, as they host a drunken party this time featuring underage
drinking, fast and loose foreign exchange students, and one really bad
Santa----in a mockumentary attempting to inform and educate, of course!]
* Special Feature: "Finding Happy"
[News correspondent Joseph Chapman asks: what is happiness? In this special
presentation, various factions searching for this elusive "happy" are
interviewed---factions including everything from the selfless explorer, Vinerita
Amazon-Yoder, to the rich and powerful, to the greedy corporate mogul, to the
military itself. Will any of them find what they seek? Or is "happy" just a
lie?]
* John Online (JOL): Beta
* Useless Weather on Location:
"Snowlina"
[Johännah Larsen interviews Snowlina, a snow-person summoned by an evil snow
sorceror, in an attempt to find out just what snow is and where it comes from.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 26 - Gorbtastic
*
The Adventures of Deficiency Boy #8 - 'Duplicity'
[In one of the most ground-breaking DB episodes ever, a
mysterious new presence emerges known as the Gold Orb Crafter, or Gorb Crafter.
An all-star cast prepares for a battle royale as Anarchy Lad and Confuzzler hire
new sidekicks---Narcolepsy Girl, Boogie Boy, and the Surfing Mystic
(again!)---and as the Orb Crafter herself is taken out of the picture. Heroes
will become villains, villains will become confused, unbelievable alliances will
be forged, and love will conquer all in this laughtastic episode of Deficiency
Boy.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 27 - An Idea For a
Show
* C586 Remote Submission: "Conrad's Anguish"
[Crossover-affiliate John Johnson angsts over the realization that he missed his
chance to appear in C80 Season 3.]
* Meaning of Life ("Showing Up
John")
* Useless Weather on Location: "Feel
the Brunshine"
[A lively Joe Chapman reports on the dark (but fun) side of the weather.]
* Car Commercial: The Buick
[Johännah Larsen stars in C80's 2nd car commercial, reveling in the wonders of
her Buick. Don't miss it!]
* Special Report: "Sober
Situation"
[When pipes burst, flooding a fraternity, C80 correspondents humorously weigh in
as to the true cause.]
* Meaning of Life ("The Fog
Machine")
* "The Rear View"
with Starla Simmons - Episode 1
[A parody of "The View" with only one host and the tendency to cut in the middle
of interviews--to anything at all---the Rear View is a new type of show. In the
inaugural episode, Starla Simmons interviews the Curator (of a very famous
museum), and Mr. Kittyface, a cat hybrid with sharp political views.]
* C586
Special Presentation: Safari Jim Expedition Show - Episode 42 - "Bounced by
Bonanza Brian"
[The C80 presentation of this episode of Jeremy White's own long-running "Safari
Jim Expedition Show" was intended as one half of a C80 crossover, introducing
another cousin of Bonanza Bob---Bonanza Brian---who replaces Safari Jim, the
show's protagonist, on his own show, until Jim finds a way to boot his Bonanza
butt over to Channel 80 where he belongs.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 28 - Eat at Eaty's
*
"Mission: Implausible 3: Hunger For Power"
[With Karen Smart vanished, Agent A has gone batshit loco
in his search for her. When he recovers her mysterious undergarments, he
resurrects the slain Yakuza in an attempt to gain access to the now lost secret
plans--the remnants of which could be found either in Yakuza's own head or the
mind of his own ex-agent, Latisha. A former intern of Karen's, Randy, or Agent
R, warns Latisha about this new plan, and she gathers a ragtag band that
includes her own ex-foe, Ned Farious, to stop Agent A. Meanwhile, Hännah-Hero
is delighted with her newly resurrected Yakuza, and will do anything to stop her
former friend Latisha. Everything is leading up to a mega-showdown over those
oh-so-infamous plans---and who lives to eat at Eaty's and who won't survive
another day is all depending on Latisha. Will the plans be recovered? And what
of the president's beard?]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 29 - Misplaced
* Meaning of Life ("Answering Machine")
* "Misplaced" (Trailer and Feature)
[This loose parody of "Lost" follows seven people who, following a
celebrity-studded plane crash onto a mysterious island, are forced to do
anything they can to survive. Can a camp counselor, a father of thirteen, a
talking mime, a knife salesman, an inventor, a schizophrenic, a mafia member and
a milkman who might be something more cooperate to live? Or will their
differences end up being the end of them? And... what is the secret of the
island?]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 30 - Restoriffic
* Meaning of Life ("Skip to Live")
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #9 - 'Restoriffic'
[Having left off on a rather dark note, this two part DB
saga continues. As Anarchy Lad, Moe, Duplicity Man, and Meth Lad have taken over
Eden, they are met with another ally---a ninja demon from hell. But after being
cast out by Anarchy Lad, Meth Lad mistakenly wakes up the Orb Crafter, who
quickly moves to counter the evil her rival, the Gold Orb Crafter, has spread
throughout the world. Can Noah and the Wizard get along long enough to restore
order? Will Meth Lad and Duplicity Man remain villains, or will they return to
their heroic origins? And is the Orb Crafter powerful enough to stop a woman
that the devil herself has sent to cause mayhem? Find out in this exciting
conclusion.]
*
"The Rear View" with Starla Simmons - Episode 2
[In this second episode of this irreverent talk show, Starla Simmons interviews
singer Julio Garcia about her new album, as well as the famous Dr. Smith Von
Kluggenheimen and a patient of his who may be carrying a range of undiscovered
diseases.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 31 - Innuendisode
*
Bonanza Bob - In Search of the Idol of Zurukan
[Bonanza Bob triumphantly returns, with his butler Dinky
in tow, to go on another adventure. It seems the Mayan King and Queen, during a
marital spat, broke a valuable idol in half and are now warring over control of
the pieces. It is said that whoever holds the idol will have the power to rule
whatever land they are from. With Bob working for the Queen, and the King having
hired rival adventurer Safari Jim, and still a third adventurer, the selfless
Vinerita Amazon-Yoder all after the idol, things will get crazy. Add to the
trouble a rebelling Aboriginal populace and a sneaky internet businessman, and
you have a prime setup for some hilarious antics.]
*
Car Commercial: The 2006 Universal
[If you thought the 2004 Amuck was a great car, wait until you see the
commercial for the car that can fit the Amuck in its trunk. (and more!)]
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's
Blurry): "Trees"
[Joseph Chapman investigates the pros and cons of trees by interviewing those on
all sides of the debate: studious scientists, angry lumberjacks, carefree
hippies, proponents of the home-building industry, and one pissed-off tree
fairy.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 32 - Spice of Life
* "SMB Melee Munchies: Super Sugar Cookies"
[Mario and Luigi of Super Mario Bros. fame start off their new cooking show by
taking Zelda, from Lettuce with Link, out of the picture. While making delicious
sugar cookies, Mario and Luigi encounter the likes of Ness, Wario, and one very
sassy Koopa Troopa.]
* Trailer: FFVII Advent Children
* Movie Mayhem: "Advent Children"
[Movie Mayhem takes on the English version of the popular film "Final Fantasy
VII: Advent Children".]
* John Online (JOL): Beta with
Dual Processor Support
* "The Rear
View" with Starla Simmons - Episode 3
[The third episode of The Rear View is outta-control as Starla Simmons
interviews the Curator's son Richard, a librarian; and the son of Ronald
McDonald.]
* Outtakes
S5 Special Feature - Public Disservice Announcement 3
*
Products: F-Mobile
* "The Bangshawang Hour" with Bangma,
Lawangsha, and Johnisha
[Fresh from C586, Bangma joins her friends Johnisha and Lawangsha in a no-holds
barred talkfest where the looks get dirty and the talk gets dirtier. In this
episode the trio chats it up with Jared Limp, who is promoting his calendar
devoted to hot math majors, or "math hotties."]
* Car Commercial: The EMObile
[Life got you down? All ready to write dark poetry on your "MySpace"? Hold it,
and check out the commercial for the EMObile. It just might be the car for you.]
* Meaning of Life ("Shower Time
Fun Boy")
* Web Submission: Kyle & Johännah
S5 Special Feature - Season 5 Preview Special
*
"Weirdest Link"
[The hit game show returns with its original host. This episode features a
friendly hair-dresser, a psychic, a trigger-happy huntress, a man possessed by a
demonic car salesman, a man obsessed with fabric, and now-perennial game show
guest Jeffer (from "Acquaintances")
* "The Puce
Panther"
[When a farmer makes a dark deal with a drug dealer, and a famous French doctor
ends up mysteriously murdered, who is there to call but Inspector Jeu le Deu,
and his assistant, MacGunda? No one, that's who.]
* SINRS Promo: Sleeping Booty
[SINRS previews a new reality show where eligible bachelors compete for the hand
of a knockout babe---in a coma.]
*
Aliems Promo
[Promotional ad for an upcoming sci-fi series, 'Aliems'.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 33 - Nearly Lost
Episode 2
* News Briefs
* Special Report: Sandlina
* Useless Weather on location
* Sports Junk
* Finance News
* Tech. News
* Travel Guide
* Products: Soak Up Life, P8
* "Swiss Rolls
4: Fransosich Fatality"
[When a masked assailant assassinates a visiting French diplomat, tourism
threatens to plummet in the lustful Village of Ted. Can Swiss Rolls and Number
One stand to team up with Inspector Jeu le Deu, AKA the Puce Panther, and his
assistant MacGunda? Together, with the assistance of the Blind Mayor and her new
Vice-Mayor Alan and Vice-Vice-Mayor Koon, can they solve the crime in time to
keep the city's coffers full? Meanwhile, Doorstop shows up, alive and well, but
with little memory of his past. What is he up to?]
Channel 80 News - Episode 34 - Film Be Free
* Products: Water Classic
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #10 - 'Put Him in the Box''
[Fourth-wall be damned in this mind-blowing episode of
Deficiency Boy. Baited by the Orb Crafter, The Wizard accidentally agrees to
become Deficiency Boy's new sidekick as penance for his past misdeeds---and is
assigned a parole officer, Insomniac Lass. This team-up comes not a moment too
soon, as Anarchy Lad, his Orb of Strife fully powered up, kidnaps the Silent
Narrator in a bold attempt to seize power. With the almighty narrative powers at
his disposal, can Anarchy Lad's chaos be stopped this time? And what---or
WHO---can stop evil now? You may not believe the answer. Don't miss this
exciting episode!]
* Meaning of Life ("Charlie Clock")
* "The Rear
View" with Starla Simmons - Episode 4
[Starla interviews a man with an 'shocking' aversion to perverse thoughts, and
in a landmark interview, welcomes back The Curator and her son Richard.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 35 - Immoral Combat!
*
Philadelphia Jones
[Famed archaeologist Philadelphia Jones finds an
unexpected adventure when Madam Palm Olive of the Museum of Crappy Art
commissions his help in recovering a valuable statue of the Egyptian god,
Anubis. However, the idol is rumored to have special powers, powers coveted by
none other than the Martha Stewart Cult, led by her former prison-mate, Skinner.
Can Philly overcome the odds without getting someone killed and ruining his
perfect record? Find out!]
* "The Rear View"
with Starla Simmons - Episode 5
[When Starla Simmons finally beats out Oprah Winfrey on scoring a sought-after
interview (with Oprah's own ex-chef), it leads to an epic showdown between the
talk titans. Can Starla come out on top, or will "Ohp'er" continue to reign
supreme?]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 36 - The Episode
Made Entirely of Small Things
* Meaning of Life ("Soccer Practice!")
* Products: Compilation Album
(SadSadBoy76's Sad Sad Album), Thirsty Paper Towels, Gorb
Crafter's Goods, Irish Spring, Sobe Abomination, En Tube!,
Mister Eye’s Car Spree,
Alrats Industries Resorts (Rear View Hotel), Water 2
* Useless Weather with Johännah
Larsen
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's Blurry):
Snow & Enron in Salem
[Formerly under the jurisdiction of disgraced energy company Enron, snow is now
flying free in Salem due to a leak in their company’s security. News
correspondent Joseph Chapman interviews an Enron spokesman, several Salem
residents, the city’s founders, and even the snow itself to get to the bottom
of the story.]
* Meaning of Life ("Noids")
* Useless Weather Update
* Meaning of Life (“Reflections”)
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News – Episode 37 –
Mirror Image
*
Meaning of Life (“When Goudy’s Away, Ninjas Will Play”)
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #11 – ‘Split Difference’
[This episode of DB will have you remembering the old
days again---in more ways than one! When the Orb Crafter goes on a much-needed
vacation, she charges Deficiency Boy with taking care of her garden---and her
orbs. With the Wizard away as well, DB is flying solo. Things go swimmingly
until those insufferable henchmen from the past, Gordo and Grodo, steal two of
the orbs while our hero slumbers. To make matters worse, Hezedipapa is gathering
her forces to assert herself as top villain again---her Globe of Milkish
Freakyness recharged at last. Tricked by his own dark side into freeing
Duplicity Man from his body, Deficiency Boy finds himself overwhelmed and
undertrained. Can Lawful Good (as well as a surprise guest) train DB to be all
he can be, before it’s too late?]
*
Meaning of Life (“Whip It”)
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 38 - Bomb Voyage
* News Briefs
*
Mission: Implausible
4: Executive Indecision
[A year after failing to assassinate President Wee, the
ex-Vice President, Nathaniel Cookies Nathaien, has hatched a bold revenge
plot---involving the Freshly Laundered Russian, who has been choking on a
marshmallow peep since 2005. It's up to newly-reinstated Agent A, reluctant
Agent L, the Yakuza, and Hännah-Hero to protect the President and his new Vice
President from danger---but can they do it?---in this "explosive" fourth outing
of the Mission: Implausible saga.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 39 - Hearing
Problems
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #12 - 'The Wizard's Hearing'
[In a special episode of DB, The Wizard is once again put
in the hot seat---but this time it's not for a casual interview, but rather a
hearing to decide whether or not to restore his powers (powers he once held as
the Enforcer of Deity Force). With the Gorb Crafter, Demonobi, and Satan herself
arguing against The Wizard, it is up to Deficiency Boy and Death to defend
him... with God as the judge and jury. In a hilarious trip down memory lane, see
how The Wizard (as Random Reporter Guy) affected such major historical figures
as Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Cleopatra, Henry VIII and many many more. Will The
Wizard finally get his powers back, or will his past be too horrifying to
overcome? Don't miss it!]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 40 - Infirmation
Superhighway
* Web Submission:
Adventures with the Elderly
[Mr. Vandervert has invited Muriel over to make some
Jiffy Pop. Will they succeed? Will they fail? Will they figure out how to open
the package? And what of Vandervert's one-year-voyage to Antarctica? Find out in
Adventures of the Elderly!]
* Swiss Rolls 5: "Darkham Day"
[With Number One/Doormat off on a mating season trip, Swiss Rolls finds himself
on vacation with Vice-Vice-Mayor Koon. The thing is, his pier has been destroyed
and his boat is gone---who is to blame?! Meanwhile, Death is in town, and shady
things are happening at Darkham Asylum, the home of Ex-Vice-Mayor Tim... can
Swiss Rolls get to the bottom of this "plot"?]
* Outtakes
S6 Special Feature:
Presidential Pre-Preliminaries
[Joseph Chapman interviews a couple
of the 2008 presidential hopefuls, such as Blindocrat candidate Frank Marconi,
incumbent Cookocrat President Robert E. Wee, and John Online Beta. Includes
campaign commercials from all three.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 41 - Bonanzas,
Bands, & Bandits
* News Briefs
* Products: Thoop Classic,
Happy-Crazy-Go-Lucky Pills, Insta-Dog-in-a-Bottle Deluxe
* "Securitiez"
[They aren't cops, but these two officers from E.T. Securitiez sure do keep the
peace.]
*
Bonanza Bade and
Friends: In Search of Count Drixon
[Recent vampire attacks have the Bonanza family running
in fear. With Bonanza Bade targeted next by the wicked bloodsucker, Bonanza
Bob’s butler Dinky and otherworldly explorer Safari Jim join forces to try and
save the family. Will Bade break the “Bonanza Curse”? And who is Count
Drixon really?]
*
Battle of the Bands 2007: Toxic Mayonnaise vs. Fajita Demon
[A battle of the bands takes place between newcomers “Fajita Demon” and
industry veterans “Toxic Mayonnaise” (as previously seen in
C80 #19). Features original songs performed by
both bands.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 42 - Unreal Estate
* Meaning of Life (“Training”)
* Cobblepot’s Crock of Products
[Cobblepot is back, and he has a whole lot more to sell you this time than a CD.
Watch in horror as he invites guests and products to his chuckle-laden couch.]
* News Briefs
* Useless Weather on location
* Meaning of Life (“A Lot on my
Mind”)
* Salem Gypsy
Retrospective Trailer
* (Mid-Day Movie)
The Salem Gypsy III: Residential
Evil
[Years ago, six campers were killed by the Salem
Gypsy… and where they were slain, a forest grew up. In that forest, untold
years later, Death and the Gypsy trapped another hapless band of travelers. Now,
where that forest stood, an apartment building looms---an apartment building
Death must use as a front to lure more victims to the Salem Gypsy. Can three
strangers survive long enough to escape---or even achieve victory? You won’t
believe the twists and turns in this, the final installment of “The Salem
Gypsy.”]
* Meaning of Life (“To Catch a
Pygmy”)
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 43 - All Odds
* A Moment with Cobblepot
[Cobblepot, our jolly British spokesperson, is back for a third time, and this
time he wants to make you so very… comfortable.]
* Products: CID (Comfort in Death,
the drink)
* Useless Weather
* Meaning of Life ("When Nature
Calls... Itself")
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #13 - "The Cave of Grrraaasssh"
[The time for change has risen as Deficiency Boy
makes ready to help his sidekick, The Wizard, get his powers back at last. With
the Orb Crafter, Wizard, Lawful Good, and Super-Slow Reaction Man in tow, DB
makes his way towards the Cave of Grrraaasssh. But what of the
villains---don’t think they’ll take the news sitting down. With Hezedipapa
gone, Mo the Surfing Mystic is left to lead the World Domination Squad, and lead
it he does---straight to the cave, bent on retrieving the powers. As several
questions are answered, more are posed: Where did Hezedipapa go? What became of
Capable Lad? Who is the mysterious “Newb Crafter” that has awakened? What
did the Confuzzler find on his quest? What is the meaning of the
“prophecy”… and will the Wizard actually get his powers back after all?
Find out in this epic episode, part one of two, of Deficiency Boy.]
* Outtakes
S6 Special Feature: The
Pleasures and Pastimes of Elizabethan England
[This
special feature, a class project, was included in C80 due to so many of its
actors taking part in the video portion. Both educational and entertaining, this
is the feature to watch if you were ever curious just what went on in the
Elizabethan era of England.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 44 - Metropolitan
Mystery
* Trailer: Mission Implausible 5
[Teaser trailer for the upcoming final installment of the MI series recaps the
last movie.]
* Meaning of Life ("Batman
Newscast")
* John Online (JOL): Beta - The Fated
Hour
* Swiss Rolls
6: "Key Conundrum"
[With her re-election campaign approaching swiftly, the Blind Mayor must once
and for all show her voters the Key to the City so that she can be mayor once
more. The trouble is, the key has been missing for ten years, since her earliest
Vice-Mayor, Randall, vanished mysteriously. With Swiss Rolls and Doormat Number
One on the case, one question leads to another. What was the late Donnie
Darkham's involvement in the caper? What do the detective's various welcome mats
have to do with it? What became of Randall? To find the answer, Swiss Rolls must
dig deep into the secrets of the town's history... and his own past!]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 45 - Recipe for
Disaster
* Kyle Online (KOL): Version 1.0
* Trailer:
Mission Implausible Final Recap
*
Mission: Implausible 5: The Way the
Cookie Crumbles
[In the spirit of international cooperation, Agent Randy
and the Freshly Laundered Russian put their heads together to craft a set of
dangerous(ly delicious) new plans---all in secret, by the president's orders.
But when Nathaniel Nathaien steals the fruits of those plans, the time comes to
call the agents into action once more. As a dangerous Syndicate rife with
terrorists who want the President dead rises to the occasion, can our heroes
finally achieve peace?---Find out in this, the final installment of Mission:
Implausible.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 46 -
Chill Out
* News
Briefs
* Useless Weather on location:
Portland's Evil Weatherman
*
"Securitiez"
[The Securitiez teamup of Burnowski and Turner go
undercover into a hive of drugs and debauchery.]
* "The Rear
View" with Starla Simmons - Episode 6
[After having her house blown up by Oprah and taking a season's hiatus, Starla
returns to the couch to interview an authoritative submarine captain and an
astronaut about to embark on her first mission.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 47 - When Writers
Strike
* "Visually Impaired Date"
[With no word from the franchise since Episode 10, the series returns with its
third episode. This time, our contestant is Grace, a woman from the Midwest,
just looking for a nice, normal date who likes to have some fun. What she finds
is another cast of devastatingly odd 'Bachelorishes,' including a sheep-herder's
daughter, a preacher, an umpire, and two more guests you will have to see to
believe! Will the show finally make a love match? The answer may surprise you.]
* Products: Revolut
* Web Submission: When Boredom
Strikes
[Joey and Julia terrify the masses with a submission that can only be described
as "boredom set ablaze."]
* "The Rear View"
with Starla Simmons - Episode 7
[Already on a roll, Starla invites a man with several dark secrets to her couch,
as well as a film festival director.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 48 - Demonic
Mnemonic
* Products: Revolut Dental
*
Lor Crawford: Tomb Checker
[Lor Crawford is good at one thing: hunting demons. Join
him as he attempts to close down a dangerous demon gate. Which familiar faces
will help him on his journey? Who has been possessed---and who hasn't? Will Lor
and his apprentice make it out alive, or will demonic forces prevail? Find out
in this feature, produced by Jeremy White.]
* Outtakes
S7 Special Feature: "A Look Back"
[In a
truly special feature, members of the C80 cast take a look back at their
memories of seven years of Channel 80 News and Holocron.]
S7 Special Feature: Public Disservice Announcement 4
* PSA:
“Native” Americans Speak Out
[Chief Walks-into-Walmart speaks out on behalf of Native Americans. And by
“Native American,” we in no way mean “pasty white guy.” Not at all.]
* Drinking Problem of the Ages 3: Drunk
Driving
[It’s Spring Break, but Koby and Paul are out of Sobe. Leave it to their
friends Olga and Santa to supply them for their next party. It’s another
Drinking Problem of the Ages!]
*Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 49 - More Small
Stuff
* News Briefs
* Fear Report
* Useless Weather
* Special Report: Global Warming
* Sports Junk: Recycla-Ball
* Kyle Online (KOL): Version 2.0
* Products: Diet Water, Zote, Sobe No
Fear, Pert Plus Perspirant
* Meaning of Life: "Sticky Fingers"
* Meaning of Life: "Singing in the
Snow"
* "The Rear
View" with Starla Simmons - Episode 8
[Starla hosts a special episode featuring several troubled teens embroiled in a
love triangle that's more than a little lopsided.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 50 - Crossroads
* News Briefs
* Useless Weather
* Sports Junk
*
The Adventures of
Deficiency Boy #14 - “For the Cause”
[Following the momentous battle at the Cave of
Grrraaasssh and the return of the Wizard’s powers, the ancient prophecy of the
tablet hinted at last time is about to be fulfilled. Sensing an opportunity to
cause mayhem, the Gorb Crafter returns to earth from hell---but with all three
Crafters active, the orbs have lost their energy. Meanwhile, endowed with the
Wizard’s powers himself, Mo the Surfing Mystic and the last remnants of the
World Domination Squad are poised to attack our heroes. As SSRM, Lawful Good,
and the Wizard charge into battle with Mo and Boogie Boy, the Crafters must face
off in a final bout… and Deficiency Boy must fulfill his destiny in the
prophecy. As each side fights for its very survival, everyone will face the
greatest toll thus far, the loss of loved ones, in this, the end of an era: an
episode (part two of two) that will change the face of the show forever. Be sure
not to miss it.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News – Episode 51 - Behold!
* Products: Compilation Album (Fifty Six’s 2-Pack For
Tupac including “Unabombin’ 4 Peace”), Behold! Spray
* Aliems:
Episode Zero (Full Preview Trailer)
[After being promised in Season 5, the crew of Aliems is ready to debut. Check
out this awesome preview trailer for the soon-to-premiere sci-fi extravaganza!]
* Movie Mayhem: Sizzlin’ Summer
Cinemas
[Movie Mayhem’s third installment examines several summer movies, including
“Brass Man,” “The Last of the Native Aboriginals (starring Tom Cruise),”
“Speed Racer,” and the Aliems series.]
* “The
Rear View” with Starla Simmons – Episode 9
[Starla returns with a special emergency episode: a recently imprisoned
Hollywood starlet is in town, and the gossip has never been better for the
taking.]
* Meaning of Life (“Hula
Hover”)
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 52 - Green With Envy
* Products: Joker's Anti-Depression "Confound" Pills
* "Cooking
Corner: Muffins"
[Cooking Corner returns for the first time since Season 3 with a vengeance. This
time, they bring you muffins. Please, just believe that's what it is.]
* "The Puce
Panther 2: Defective Detectives"
[Inspector Jeu le Deu and MacGunda are back. Hired by an ambassador to find a
missing jewel once belonging to Louis XVI, they are thrown into a baffling case
when both the ambassador and gem vanish into thin air. Can they solve the case
in time? Will Swiss Rolls finish his vacation, or meddle around in France? (The
answer is the second one) And will slick American crime scene investigator
Dingorius Dongway be a help or a hindrance?]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 53 - Spoofapalooza 3
* Products: Book Phone, P'n'P (Home of the Pocket Pig)
* Meaning of Life ("Drinking
Fountain")
* News Briefs
* Useless Weather
* Not-So-Masterpiece
Theater presents:
"The Linear Sequence: Renovations"
[Four years after its last strike, the malevolent
math program Linear Sequence returns with an adventure so terrifying Nigel
Weatherby couldn't even be bothered to host it. Join "the One," Dodge Neo,
finally having recovered his original physical appearance, as he and his fellow
freedom fighters consult with the mysterious oracle, Crystal Ball, to discover
their fates before fighting for their very survival. Neo and the others have
proven time and again that they can balance whatever equation the Sequence sets
forth for them, but in this, the final installment of the series, Sequence Agent
Smythe will surprise everyone with his evil---including the Linear Sequence
itself. Who will survive?]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 54 - Funny Farm
*
Products: Myface, Return of Freedom-on-a-Stick, Pretty Plumper-Upper Toilet
Paper, Tic-Tics
*
Super Hero Saga #1 -
'Reap What You Sow'
[Picking up where The Adventures of Deficiency
Boy left off, this new chapter in the saga of our beloved superheroes begins
with Super Slow Reaction Man and Lawful Good's search for the conniving
Duplicity Man and the Cloning Sphere he holds. A wave of fresh faces awaits on
their journey, from that of the eager young Sally Frampton to the bloodthirsty
Kalmundo to still yet the dark and mysterious Thaddius Morten. Can our heroes
summon the courage to face more devious threats than ever before? Find out in
this exciting new series.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 55 - Forest Fracas
* News
Briefs - Breaking News
*
Super Hero Saga #2 -
'Luck of the Draw'
[We join Super Slow Reaction Man, his new sidekick Farm
Lass, and Deficiency Boy on their quest to get to the bottom of a string of
brutal murders in the area. Through the course of their investigation they will
encounter a new superhero, Lucky Twitch, as well as truly feel the wrath of
Thaddius and Kalmundo for the first time. Farm Lass's father Dädder also
returns, and in the midst of the forest, they find they are not alone...]
*
Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 56 - Fitty Six!
* Web Submission: Today in Sports History
* Meaning of Life ("Symmetry")
* CSI: Crime
Scene Interlopers #1 - 'Too Dumb to Die'
[In the Village of Weiss, Dingorius Dongway, leader of a team of crime scene
investigators, is joined by former politician Frank Marconi as they take on
their first case together. Someone has been trying to kill the famous rapper,
Fifty Six, and it's up to them to figure out whodunit before they really do it.
But when Fifty turns up dead, the question is raised... who wouldn't
benefit from her death? Follow the evidence in this new feature.]
* Movie Mayhem: Fabulous Fall
Flicks
[Movie Mayhem reviews the cream of the fall crop of movies... just in time for
winter. But hey, for this show, just appearing twice in one season is pretty
impressive, so let's give them a round of applause, shall we?]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 57 -
Strange New
World
* News
Briefs
*
Aliems #1 - "The
Cutest of Whorg"
[Finally we are treated to the first official episode of
the sci-fi parody, "Aliems." On a routine mission to deliver a couple of alien
ambassadors to the planet Tacomabydos, Captain Charles Chewkotay and the crew of
the Conglomeration Starship 'Epitaph' find themselves in over their heads when
an advanced alien species reaches out to them. What happens on Tacomabydos may
change the fate of the crew forever. Find out, on the premiere of the
long-awaited "Aliems."]
* Products: Macrosoft uPod
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 58 - Interference
* News Briefs
*
Aliems #2 - "In Search
of Rock"
[In the wake of the attack by the dreaded Whorg, the
Epitaph finds itself limping along with damaged engines, and with Captain
Chewkotay and Dr. Coy gone, others must step up to fill the positions of Captain
and Doctor, respectively. As the crew prepares to welcome their new captain,
they also find themselves on the mysterious Lushious III, tracking down an
energy signature that just might help them with that engine problem... but
things aren't always as they seem.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 59 - Travel
Companions
* Gardening in the Garden
* Car Commercial: The 2009 Enviro
* News Briefs
* "The Rear
View" with Starla Simmons - Episode 10
[Starla returns to surprise the winner of the "We Film On Your Couch" contest,
who, incidentally, isn't around to be surprised: luckily, their couch is vacant,
and thus, we see her interview an enterprising clothing mogul and a salty
seaman.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 60 - Across the Ages
*
Super Hero Saga #3 -
'Call of Nature'
[Returning to the Falls of Power, DB and Lucky Twitch
look after Farm Lass while SSRM canvasses another faraway location; all four
continue their search for Duplicity Man. Meanwhile, however, after eons of being
trapped in an arboreal prison, the Dark Mystic Dorgo escapes by jumping into the
body of unassuming Bernard. The heroes soon meet a wandering fellow called
Nomad, who seeks to put the Dark Mystic back where he came from. Layers of
history about to unravel meet layers of dangerous plot thickening: What is
Nomad's story? Why is Kalmundo tailing DB? What is Mo and Orby's connection to
Dorgo? And what of the unseen---Super Slow Reaction Man tracks Duplicity Man,
but what is the nefarious villain plotting, or Thaddius for that matter? Check
out this remarkable episode for some answers!]
* C80 Closeup (So Close
It's Blurry): Cabbits
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 61 - Heat of the
Moment
* CSI: Crime Scene Interlopers #2 - 'Toupee the Piper'
[After solving a baffling drive-by muting, the Weiss crime lab finds themselves
facing the mysterious case of a murdered real estate mogul, Ronald Rump. As the
suspects swirl around them, Dingorius Dongway, Frank Marconi and Libby the Lab
Tech will find themselves not only putting the pieces together, but avoiding the
dangers of radioactive fish and even Death himself. Can they solve the crime?]
* Web
Submission: This Just In
[Having been elected to a second term as President, Robert E. Wee is hardly
sitting around on his hands. We find out what new bill he's cooked up in this
submission.]
* 'Weirdest Link'
[The wacky game show returns for a fourth episode with another colorful cast of
contestants, including an Emmy-winning actress, a failed dancer, a man on lady
luck's bad side, and what just might be the world's worst doctor.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 62 - Double Dare
* Evil Weather Report - Part 1
* "Cooking
Corner: Quiche"
[On a pleasant summer day, Cooking Corner returns to show off its "quiche." As
with most dishes this show makes, don't assume you know at all what it might
taste like just because of the "quiche" label---instead, check it out... if you
dare.]
* Evil Weather Report - Part 2
* "The Rear
View" with Starla Simmons - Episode 11
[Starla unveils a brand-new couch and studio only to find that her show has been
hijacked by her long-time stalker and impersonator, Staruga Stillwater. Despite
this setback, Starla (and Staruga) sit down to interview an alien conspiracy
theorist and a sensitivity trainer/fashionista. Will the Rear View ever be the
same?]
* Evil Weather Report - Part 3
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 63 - Unfair Play
*
Super Hero Saga #4 -
'Evolutionary'
[Kalmundo finally reports back to Thaddius just in
time to hear his latest plot: a nefarious scheme involving the new superhero
base constructed nearby for use by Farm Lass, Deficiency Boy, Lucky Twitch, and
the still-absent Super Slow Reaction Man. Our heroes, still unable to locate
Duplicity Man, return to their headquarters only to find themselves in the midst
of a horrible trap wrought by Thaddius himself. As Kalmundo draws Farm Lass out
of the base and into battle, DB and LT face a terrible choice: whether to
sacrifice the life of Farm Lass, the lives of innocent schoolchildren, or
themselves. Who will survive?]
* Meaning of Life ("Unfair Affair")
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 64 - Latent Legion
* Super
Hero Saga #5 -
'Latent Legion'
[With Thaddius gone, the heroes have a moment to
breathe. However, SSRM takes the opportunity to leave the team, busy with "other
projects." To fill the void, the others move to begin increasing Farm Lass's
training, especially in light of her newfound abilities previously exercised on
Kalmundo. But what has been brewing for quite some time---the plot of Duplicity
Man and his Legion of Villains, Etc.---finally comes to light as the nefarious
clone copies himself a Darkshard of the Chewagumabar originally held only by our
hero, Deficiency Boy. Dorgo and Kalmundo, meanwhile, find their way to Duplicity
Man's hidden lair and join the ranks of he and his parade of new-faced henchmen
and associates. Things are building to a head in the season finale, and as the
pieces are put into place, we ask: who is the Disintegrator? What will Duplicity
Man do after his lengthy period of plotting and scheming? What secrets will
Nomad reveal? And what will happen to the heroes? Find out!]
* Outtakes
S8 Special Feature: Stroll Down Memory Avenue
[As
Season 8 draws to a close, we offer a glimpse into some previous highlights,
clip-show style. While we built off the basic models of "Memory Avenue XP"
(Season 2) and "Return to Memory Avenue" (Season 4), this new clip show
dispenses with a few of the old categories and shows off some awesome new ones,
such as "high culture" and "low brow" as well as the time-honored favorite,
memorable moments. Take a stroll, won't you?]
Channel 80 News - Episode 65 -
Inventive
Journalism
* News Briefs
* Special Presentation: Mobile Suit
Glutamate
[A dubbed parody trailer of "Mobile Suit Gundam" by various C80 cast members.]
* Web Submission: Low Brow
[Johännah Larsen presents an unscripted night at the pool hall. Oh, balls.]
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's
Blurry): "Bridgeport Village"
[This C80 Closeup asks the question: where do rich white people shop? What
happens to such a place during a period of economic recession? And what of the
seedy underbelly? All this and more are answered.]
* "Immortals in
the Corn"
[The Wizard runs into Death, and the two ancient acquaintances discuss
retirement and more.]
* Parody Trailer: "Twilight"
[Smella Duck never thought much about death... until she met Deadward Culten.
Parody of the annoyingly-in-your-face Twilight saga with its own C80 twists.]
* Meaning of Life ("Reality
Estate")
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 66 - Bygone Era
* News Briefs
* Useless Weather
* Meaning of Life ("In My Red Neck of
the Woods")
* "People" with
Hollywood Lamaramar - Episode 5
[After a sudden cancellation in Season 3, Hollywood Lamaramar returns with new
guests, new topics, and... an audience? Can it be? Yes, it can. Buckle up for
"People."]
* Products: Mod Podge, Lady
Dramamine Cleaning Service
* Meaning of Life ("Cinematic
Inexperience")
* "Visually Impaired Date"
[Visually Impaired Date returns for a fourth outing. This time our contestant is
Borda Orealis, a cheerful girl looking for love. She faces another wave of odd
Bachelorishes, including a taxidermist, a school bus driver, a famous rapper,
and several others that boggle the mind. Will she find love in time? (In time
for what, you ask? Good question.)]
*
Bonanza Bad-Ass and
the Idol of Monkey Freakishness
[Another Bonanza relative, another outing into the
wild yonder. This time we meet Bonanza Bad-Ass, whose mask gives him power...
until another masked assailant steals it. Who will reign supreme?]
*
Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 67 - Eyes Wide Open
* "Germs Band: The Man With the Golden Pussy"
[Eight years and numerous plastic surgeries after we left him in the midst of an
incomplete adventure, the British superspy Germs Band is back and better than
ever (at least, he hopes). Finally catching up to nemesis Moriarty, he ends the
agency's eight-year-struggle with the Egyptian Relics of Magic and Power, and
finds a new mission: someone has been blowing up American water parks under the
guise of charity wildlife preserves. Join us as we go undercover into the heart
of the Golden Cherry Noble Foundation and get to the bottom of the villainy,
with Band... Germs Band.]
* Special Presentation: Gundam
00-7
[A dubbed parody trailer of "Gundam 00" by various C80 cast members.]
* Meaning of Life ("McMinnville Alien
Days 2010")
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 68 - Remote Viewing
* Jean DeLite Household Haggling
[Jean DeLite shows off some prime real estate to a couple shopping for a home.]
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's
Blurry): "BP Oil Spill"
* Meaning of Life ("Car
Comparison")
* Aliems Shorts
("Aliems #2.5 - Probe You Later")
[Another day in the life of the crew of the Starship Epitaph. After Captain Lurk
accidentally launches a probe, he, Marcus, Quinn, and Tupok go to the planet's
surface to retrieve it.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 69 - Summertime
Split
*
Bonanza Bad-Ass and the Challenge of Gordito
[Bonanza Bad-Ass and his family of followers face off
against a Spanish foe and his compatriots.]
*
Products: Qwest IDT Phone, F-Mobile Infinity
* Round-Table Discussion
[A shoe cleaner, religious figurehead, reality show producer, ex-boy-band
dentist, and a member of the "green" movement debate current events.]
* Web Submission: "Fox 12 News"
* Sports Junk Double Feature - Race
of the Mud
[Siri Collins presents excerpts from a muddy cross country event.]
* Sports Junk Double Feature -
Non-Street Bowling
[Join the C80 crew out bowling, for madness and fun.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 70 - Lord of the
Things 2
*
"Lord of the Things: The Two Towering
Things"
[12 and a half years after surrendering to the temptation
of the "Thing," an evil fortune cookie, young Odo Bagger finds himself faced
with the quest to destroy it anew. But this time, he's not alone. Join the C80
crew in one of its biggest projects yet, both a reboot and a sequel to 2003's
"Lord of the Things," in this epic tale: "Lord of the Things: The Two Towering
Things." Can vulnerable Odo, faithful Sham, stalwart elf Legolad, flighty ranger
Amigone, and Gandalf the Off-White stand up to the two towering threats of the
Mouth of Saruman and the Stomach of Gomorrha? Find out!]
S9 Special Feature - The
Making of LOTT2
[When we decided
to revive and reboot the Lord of the Things franchise, we had no idea what we
were in for. When an episode gets this involved, there is bound to be a surplus
of bonus material, which we used to make this special behind-the-scenes feature,
with bloopers and a magical glimpse at how we put together the epic film "Lord
of the Things: The Two Towering Things." Take a look.]
Channel 80 News - Episode 71 - Yule Love It
* Happy Holidays from the Nielsen Family
[John, Karl, and Adam exchange gifts.]
* Products: Compilation Album
(Christmas Compilation), Lord Carlos' Organic Taqueria Resort
* News Briefs: Breaking News in
Bridgeport
* Meaning of Life ("A(n) Historic
Perspective")
* Meaning of Life ("Holly Jolly
Jitterbugging")
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 72 -
Double Trouble
* Super Hero Saga #6 -
'Machinations'
[Since gaining his own body in Season 5, Duplicity
Man has been plotting. Scheming, biding his time, gathering his forces, and
working on secretive projects. Last time, he gained the Darkshard of
Chewagumabar and found himself more powerful than ever---however, the power
requirements to energize his ancient machine gave away his location to the
heroes, who have long been hunting him. Calling a press conference under a
corporate alias, Duplicity Man launches his wicked scheme worldwide, and has
something far more dangerous than orbs or ancient weapons on his side:
legitimacy. Who would distrust the CEO of a huge corporation? Seemingly none
other than Deficiency Boy, Farm Lass, and Lucky Twitch. But, with DM having sent
his assassin, Nero, to kill the traitorous "neutrals," Nomad and Kalmundo have a
bone to pick as well---and Dorgo the Dark Mystic deals with his gentle "other
half," Bernard. It's finally time for these forces to clash for real.]
*
Aliems Shorts ("Aliems #2.75 - War Games")
[In light of the Epitaph crew's prior defeat by the Whorg, the Conglomeration
brass have sent a new tactical officer, Commander Circe Visitor, to take several
key members of the team to training planet for war game simulations. Visitor
teams up with Erin Moon and Tupok Jones, leaving Marcus, Quinn, and Deckland on
a team to fend for themselves. Meanwhile, aboard the ship, Captain Lurk and
Spark Oray converse on the Pretendo-Deck.]
* C80 Closeup (So Close It's
Blurry): "The Neighborhood That Wasn't"
* State of the
Union Address 2011
* Meaning of Life ("McMinnville Alien
Days 2011")
* Outtakes
S10 Special Feature - As
Seen on the Internet
[Step right up for
some of C80's best commercials from all ten seasons, now in one easy-to-consume
collection!]
Channel 80 News - Episode 73 - Lost Time
* News
Headlines
* Products: Colonel Ready-O's Cereal
*
Aliems #3 - 'Distant
Traveler' (Part 1)
[When Tupok brings back a strange disc from
planet Cavulon to a briefing, there is a sudden flash and an explosion on board
the Epitaph. The properties of the disc are about to change the universe
forever... sending Captain Lurk, Tupok, Marcus, Quinn, Deckland and Scuttlebutt
on a whirlwind adventure the likes of which they've never dealt with. But what
does this have to do with a 21st century archaeologist from Earth known as
Pepper Zeno? And what is the meaning of the legend of the "distant traveler?"
Find out!]
* Cooking
Corner Episode Sigma: "Breakfast Special"
[Cooking Corner returns, and this time they've got breakfast on the mind. Keep
an eye out for some magically old guest stars!]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 74 -
Green Dream
* News Briefs - Kyle Kertay and Johannah Larsen on location
[At a temple on a Hawaiian island, something has gone horribly wrong. Kyle
Kertay reports.
* Aliems #4 -
'Timely Return' (Part 2)
[Following their adventure on Earth, the crew of the
Epitaph returns to their own time and ship... only to discover that there have
been dangerous changes to the timeline as a result of the incident with the
discs. Worse, Tupok is still missing... and their enemy lies in wait.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 75 -
Autumn Shadows
* News Briefs
* Jean DeLite Household
Haggling - Episode 2
[Jean DeLite shows off a house to several prospective buyers... but something
more than the lousy real estate market is haunting that house. Will he make the
sale, or will his buyers even make it out alive?]
*
"I Heard What You Did Last Fall"
[In honor of the Halloween episode, C80 presents a horror
movie. A group of strangers make their way into the woods for a camping trip...
but who is trying to pick them off, one by one? Find out!]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 76 -
Across the Stars
* Aliems #5 -
'Five Year Mission'
[The fifth episode of Aliems treats us to a flashback extravaganza detailing
how the crew of the Epitaph met and got to the positions they hold now aboard
the ship, beginning six years ago to one year ago, leading up to the point we
were shown in the montage of events in Episode 51 (the series debut.) Don't miss
this one.]
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 77 -
Short Attention Span
*
Products: UberCorp Bacon Festival, Spamentos
* Meaning of Life ("Squinkiez")
* Sports Junk
* C80 Closeup (So Close
It's Blurry): "A Bridgeport Over Troubled Waters"
[A return to Bridgeport Village shows us how things just might be turning around
economically at last. Is this the light at the end of the recession-y tunnel?
And what of the Honorary Borrower? Joseph Chapman reports.]
* Meaning of Life
("Digital Shag and Other Textures")
* Gardening in the Garden
* Movie Mayhem - Winter
Watchin'
[Movie Mayhem returns to show you the hits from the end of 2011 and those soon
to be in theaters, including Derpenheart, Debitball, and Gnurlock Gnomes: Midget
Detective.]
* Useless Weather
* Meaning of Life
("Mother of Invention")
* Remote Submission:
Diagnosis Dental
* Meaning of Life
("Breaking and Re-entering")
* "John's Nightmare Fuel"
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 78 -
Mission Accepted
* Mission:
Implausible: Code 2
[When a mysterious syndicate wipes out Congress, President Wee enacts "Code
2": a protocol designed to coordinate several government spy agencies to get the
answers he needs. Can the combined efforts of the NSA, HBI, CIA and Homeland
Security get to the bottom of it? This uniquely edited feature brings out a new
generation of agents to the classic Mission Implausible series while staying
true to the series' roots.]
S10 Special Feature -
The Making of MI:C2
[A behind the scenes look at the making of Mission: Implausible: Code 2.]
S10 Special Feature - Aliems: The Lost Files
Channel 80 News - Episode 79 -
Penultimate
* Ubercorp Commercial
* Book Phone 2
* (Mid-Day Movie)
"The Case of the Chromatic Crime"
[The
most colorful investigative squad this or any world has ever seen is called when
an enigmatic upper-class man's precious magazine collection is stolen and
replaced with counterfeits. But is one of the investigators the culprit?]
* Ubercorp Commercial
* Book Phone 3
* Meaning of Life ("A
Musical Interlude")
*
"The Rear View" with Starla Simmons - Episode 12
[Starla (joined once again by her stalker-impersonator, Staruga Stillwater)
interviews a plumber and an auctioneer before bidding one final farewell to her
Rear Viewers.]
* Book Phone 4
* Badly Dubbed Foreign
Film presents: "Fateful Meeting"
* Book Phone 5
* Outtakes
Channel 80 News - Episode 80 -
Full Circle
*
News Briefs
* News Interviews
*
Ubercorp Commercial
* Useless Weather on
Location
* Internets by Storm:
Manfred Online (MOL), John Online (JOL) and Kyle Online (KOL) United
* Products: Rely Paper
Towels, Das Komputer
* Book Phone 6
* Meaning of Life
("Personal Space")
*
Super Hero Saga #7 -
'End Game'
[Despite Duplicity Man's capture by the heroes, Ubercorp
is still brainwashing the masses. Nomad and Kalmundo approach Deficiency Boy,
Lucky Twitch and Farm Lass to propose a treaty, and a dangerous gambit using
Nomad's own creation, the Orb of Extraction. By putting Duplicity Man back in
his own body and removing both their powers, Deficiency Boy could finally bring
a lasting peace to the world---but can he go through with it, knowing the risk?
And what of Dorgo, the Dark Mystic? Watch this series finale to see how fate
finally brings everything to a close for the villains, the bystanders, and of
course, our heroes.]
* Remote Submission:
"Ten Chimes"
[Death and his assistants help guide the newly-dead to the other side.]
* Outtakes