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T-Shirts

	Be deficient of evil AND waste with this economical heroes shirt! It features the logo of Deficiency Boy, America's 3,482nd favorite super hero since 2004!
	There's no better way to start the day than with this Duplicity Man shirt! Enjoy your breakfast foods and makings in style.
	This classic shirt sports the logo of the hero Lucky Twitch in its original color scheme. Be a real "mover and shaker" with this baby.
	C80's classic hero, Super Slow Reaction Man. Ths updated look is almost a super fast reaction since it has not yet and may never actually appear! Get it before this deal is dead.
	Ever the faithful sidekick, you can feel at one with nature wearing this stylish T-shirt. Available in both Lads and Lasses sizes and cuts.
	This functional, 100% non existent cotton shirt features the unforgetable logo of the breakout series, Aliems. It can be yours for a very fashionable price.
	This classic shirt sports the logo of Super Slow Reaction Man with the original color scheme. It's vintage and fabulous!
	Ready to look as crisp as the Emerald Isles? There's never been such a snappy outfit as Lucky Twitch's hero T. You'll freeze style in its place.
	This shirt features one of the oft mentioned messages from the Wizard, and it has a secret message on the back.
	For those misconstruitous days, enjoy this shirt emblazoned with the Globe of Milkish Freakyness logo!
	Another classic, this shirt features the logo from the smash box-office hit Postbusters II. It is created from 100% allergy free materials and a free subscription to newsweek.
	Ever feel that you want to reach out and grab someone? Is your planet full of passion? Get this villain Tee from the pilot episode of Aliems!