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| _Sluntology: Women and Size | |||||||||||||||||||
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Women are like wearing sweatpants -- no matter how big you are, they're never really too tight. So, there's never any reason for a guy to be upset about the size of his member. Yet, women still find a way to make a guy feel insecure about the weapon he's packing.... [more] | ||||||||||||||||||
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---written by Scant, who once used a public forum to accuse cousin Larry and Balky of homosexuality. updated: 07.05.04 |
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| _Improving Baseball | |||||||||||||||||||
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I think most will agree that baseball is about as gruesome to watch as the lost Columbine surveillance tapes. S, even that had a surprise ending — baseball can’t say the same. This sport can drag on for hours with no signs of hope... [more] | ||||||||||||||||||
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---pitched by Scant, who was *this close* to being cast as the alligator Elvis on Miami Vice. updated: 06.26.04 |
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| _Come & Get Me | |||||||||||||||||||
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If one more person tells me to shred and then burn the tatters of a receipt or bank statement again I’m going to go postal. Does anyone else think it’s a little pretentious for a person to think someone wants to steal their identity?... [more] | ||||||||||||||||||
| ---identified by Trickle, who for years claimed to be the long lost body of Jimmy Hoffa. updated: 06.26.04 | |||||||||||||||||||
| _The Barnes & Noble Cellphone Scam | |||||||||||||||||||
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I was browsing the racks at Barnes and Noble the other day when my cell phone goes off. Now my ring tone isn’t some obnoxious S like that Nokia default ring or a trendy Eminem song, it’s a simple MIDI version of one of the greatest songs ever recorded: Debaser by the Pixies. It rang for maybe 2 seconds tops yet... [more] | ||||||||||||||||||
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---phoned in by Trickle, who once used a Barry White ringtone to seduce a young venomous cobra. updated: 06.26.04 |
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