Have you ever asked yourself the question: "How does one hunt elves?" If your answer is "Yes", this is the page for you. Our certified Tae Bo instructor Nimrodel made a list of everything you need to start your own elf hunt expedition
Elf hunting equipment:
During the hunt
Field Guide for Hunting Down and Capturing Your Favorite Elf
Lasso-practice roping and tying on daily basis
Chloroform Gun - stun the elf before he stuns you
Strawberry Bubble Bath - lure your elf to a predesignated area
Shiny Hair Clips - bait your traps
Anything in purple (suggested by Undomiel) - might work as a bait too
Banana Republic Attire - more effective during 2 for 1 sale
Mirror - protect yourself from falling (literally) under the spell of your elf's hotness
Walkie Talkie (suggested by Undomiel) - communicate with other fellow hunters and warn them when you're in trouble
Common Sense Cricket - cannot stress importance of this enough
After elf is caught
Drool Cup - lots of these
Certified Tae-bo Instructor Certificate
Marshmallow Creme
Hair Brush
Silky Work Out Gear - in color of your elf's choice
For defense against E.L.F., pampered starlets, evil crickets and elves with complexes because they didn't measure up
Lembas Launcher- 'nuff said
Earmuffs - block evil cricket's point of entry
Inflatable Orcs- Umm...yeah.
Sparkly Blue Eyeshadow - so five minutes ago
Hair Dryer - flat to frizzy in under a minute
Drool Cup with Locking Lid - for imprisoning evil crickets
Bell Bottom Pants - excellent defense against vertically challenged starlets
