First, a list, made by Undomiel, of all our captives, who caught them and a little about ourselves.
Bragolcabon (a.k.a. "really hot elf") - Mariana (but open to everyone)
Elladan - Caught by Tadan, but given to Mariana. Later, Mariana gave him to Kelsey
Elrohir - Kelsey but given to Mariana
Elrond - Tadan (exclusive)
Elrond #2 - Tadan (exclusive)
Gildor - Tinuviel (exclusive)
Glorfindel - Undomiel(exclusive)
Figwit - Mariana caught him, and shared with Nimrodel and Undomiel
Legolas - Nim, Mariana, Junipur, Lizard, Kelsey (I believe), elfcat, MeneeldaStar, Gottadance, Saffron Piskie and Silver Elf
Thaurhisieion (a.k.a. "hot elf") - Mariana (but open to everyone)
Pernaur - Mariana (but open to everyone)
Xandir - Mirkwood Mistress
Lhunfangion- Elfcat
Menecarkaion - Frodolover7 (exclusive)
Laidulin - ElennaStar
Saben - Anarose13
Celeb - "captured" by Dreamsngr and Nuin, but given to LaegaGreenleaf
Thrawyn - Elvenkissesofmirkwood23
Holad - Elvenkissesofmirkwood23
Uithrand - Elvenkissesofmirkwood23
Tiniwyn - Elvenkissesofmirkwood23
Ceril - Elvenkissesofmirkwood23
Forfiwyn - Elvenkissesofmirkwood23
Borgil - Saffron Piskie
Artanis - 2cheeky
Eernion - Enchantress4ever
Elros - Enchantress4ever
Nebrion - TesseractJ
Megilion - frodolover5 (exclusive)
Galdor and Erestor - Caralirani
Gil-Galad - Tadandader
Feanor - tinuvie 1
Humans and their captors
Aragorn - Luitha
Boromir - Mariana (but open to everyone)
Faramir - Mariana (but open to everyone)
John (BSE) - Mariana (but open to everyone)
Justin (BSE) - Cienanos
Anakin Skywalker - Elvenkissesofmirkwood23
Ben Kenobi - Lizard (but open to everyone)
Orli - Same as Legolas
Rick O'Connell - Nimrodel
Oded Fehr - Lizard (but has special connection to MM)
Brandon Boyd - Laitholiel
Eomer - LaegaGreenleaf
Dominic Monahaghn - Nephridil8
Certified Tae Bo instructors
Nimrodel
Lizard
Mariana
Luitha
Saffron Piskie
Undomiel
Tinuviel
Tadan
Gottadance
Junipur
Mirkwood Mistress
Anarose
2cheeky
Enchantress4ever
TesseractJ
Dreamsngr
Caralini
Our official "Instructors in training"
Elfcat
Tinuvie
Kelsey
Elvenkissesofmirkwood (EK)
Silver Elf
frodolover5
frodolover7
Meneelda Star
Nephridil8
Legolas Greenleaf
Poor Leggykins! He's so demanded! Everybody wants to practice tae bo with him. Good thing that he's an elf and can do it forever. His tent is always marked with lots of Xs, and his hair is brushed 100 times everyday by the PEF. While staying with us, Leggykins learned many things: science, the wonders of strawberry bubble bath, tae bo, and that commom sense crickets can become really evil.(He also learned to smoke and enjoy Old Toby with his friend Aragorn)
Elrond HalfElven
Elrond is exclusive to Tadan. She caught him, and he's faithful to her. Elrond is the most powerful elf we have around. He helped us out of trouble many times. Such a sweetie! As everyone knows, he's very into purple clothes. While staying with us, Elrond learned same stuff Leggykins learned, besides Spanish. Pictures of the elf!
Elrond HalfElven The Second
Elrond #2 was the only non-evil clone. Tadan kept him, as usual.
Glorfindel
Glorfindel is another elf lord we have around. Very powerful! Undomiel was the one who caught him, and they are exclusive, although Undomiel has shared him with Tinuvie... for educational purposes. Tinuvie taught everything there is to know about science to Glorfindel.
Gildor
Gildor was caught by Tinuviel at the beginning of the hunt, by using Undomiel as bait. Gildor always seems to be there when a rescue is needed, and though he can be stubborn, he is a sweet elf with a wicked sense of humor. Being around Tinuviel so long as also given him a taste for mischief as well as down pact "doe eyes".
Xandir
Xandir was caught by Mirkwood Mistress in the first documented use of Pixie Dust as bait. After "interogating" him with Hershey's Kisses, it was discovered that he was actually from Lothlorien and related to Haldir... his brother. Through more delicious (oops, extensive) questioning, MM learned that he was a tactician with Haldir's elite Border Patrol before Haldir's defection to E.L.F.!!
Thaurhisieion
Thaur is a hot elf Mariana caught one day, around Rivendell. For a very long time, no one bothered to ask his name, and he was only known by the alias "hot elf". One day, Tadan was kind enough to ask the poor elf his name. Most part of the time, he's hanging around Mariana, but other pervy elf fanciers also practice Tae Bo with him sometimes
Bragolcabon
Bragol is a really hot elf Mariana caught one day, around Rivendell. No one bothered to ask his name for a very long time, so he became good friends with Thaur. They identified with each other, wonder why! Tadan was the one who asked his name. As Thaur, he's most part of the time Mariana's, but is open to everyone
Figwit
While DWARF were having a very hard time being captured by ELF and trying to rescue the others, Mariana bumped into Figwit. She thought she had fooled him, but he fooled her and got her into a trap. Anyway, after a very special Tae Bo lesson, Figwit joined our team. Mariana later shared him with Nimrodel and Undomiel.
Aragorn
Aragorn used to be Undomiel's boyfriend... until she dumped him to hunt some elves. There was no problem though! As we started our hunt, a PMF came by - Luitha - and requested Aragorn. The PEF wouldn't mind having some fun with him every once in a while, but Luitha would kill us if we tried anything.
Orlando Bloom
After our first successful hunt, Lizard got tired of waiting for her turn on Leggykins and decided to hunt Orlando Bloom. After many problems, she finally made it! Poor Orli, until today he doesn't know what's happening. He's been chased by ELF, Evil Ricci, Cletus... he's open to everyone, but obviously has a big crush on Lizard!
Gil-Galad
He's the King of the Elves, the last one since Elrond did not want the position. He fell in the Battle of the Last Alliance, and was supposed to die, but through a portal, Tadan snagged him just in time. He's going to be hanging out with the DD and backing up Aragorn, becuase Luitha thinks he's kinda hot, and she only has one back-up. When you are around the DT, you can always use a second.
Laidulin
Laidulin was hiding in a bush spying on the PEF, when Elenna found and captured him. We found that he was very shy, and had been taken over by Cletus, after EK found him in Laidulin's ear. Elenna became his huntress of choice, since she had brought him out of his shell, and was nice to him. She discovered that he was also from Mirkwood, like Legolas.
TARGETS
Elves
Every elf in Middle Earth is our target. We love elves. But that doesn't mean we can't have other races. If we spot a good-looking human, he's ours too! MWAHHAHAHAHA! No one can escape the charm of a PEF!(and a PMF!)
ALLIES
Boromir
Boromir was caught by accident in the first expedition. Mariana arrived late and there were no elves left, so she kept Boromir. Really good at Tae Bo! After this, Boromir continued watching the PEFs from the distance, and had an affair with Lizard.
Grandubus, The Hobbit
Grandubus is a calm hobbit who lives in a hole near Rivendell. He has unwillingly helped the PEF escape from the ELF. We stayed in his house twice, hiding.
Peter Jackson and the makeup guys, Richard Taylor and Peter Owen
DWARF were trying to find a way to sneak into Rivendell, when Mariana had an idea: she went back to earth, more precisely in New Zealand, and kidnapped PJ and the guys who won the oscar for best makeup. In Middle Earth, the Richard and Peter O. turned all the girls into really beautiful elves. Too bad it didn't work out, but it sure was fun! Later on, PJ, Richard and Peter O. were caught by ELF, and rescued by DWARF. Eventually they went back to earth.
Anakin Skywalker, Ben Kenobi (Obi Wan) and Luke Skywalker
They came from a galaxy far, far away to help the huntresses. Decided to stay after they got to know some of us better. No one can resist our "force" :p
Rick O'Connell and Oded Fehr
These two Mummy Hunters appeared in Middle-Earth during the Labyrinth Adventure, and as a result, led us into a wonderful Egyptian adventure. Rick has a special affinity for nimrodel, and Oded the Medjai has a very special connection to Mirkwood Mistress.
BSEs (Biologists/Scientists/Entomologists)
The BSEs came from earth to catch talking crickets and giant spiders for their insect boxes. Most of them realized we were just a bunch a crazy girls and that they wouldn't catch anything, so they went back to earth. The ones who stayed were John and Justin, in love with Middle Earth and the PEF.
Maximus
We aren't sure how Maximus the Gladiator arrived in Middle-Earth. He came to the rescue when he heard the screams of the PEF's during the final confrontation in the Mummy spoof. He is considered a gift, from MM to Nimrodel.
Curt
AlphaViper
This dashing young elf appeared in the forest one day. Upon closer inspection it was discovered that he was TessJ's little brother, and for unknown reasons had become an elf. He hangs out witht he PEFs, but his odler sister can be very protective of him.
Haldir clones
At last report, there were at least 32 Haldir clones. They are not all very bright, and with the lack of a proper leader they may have stopped making new Haldirs. They could only make 1 clone every six hours anyways.
ENEMIES
Haldir of Lorien
Haldir just can't stand that he's an ugly elf. No one wants to be his Tae Bo partner. So, he became evil and started to spoil all the fun. Everywhere the PEF go, be sure Haldir is going too. Eventually, we destroyed his hair, and he has seen the power of DWARF. But he still hasn't given up on arresting all of us.
Christina Ricci
Evil starlet who wants Orli back. No way, lady!! Only over my dead body! Later joined Haldir, Cletus and Smeagol.
Cletus, the Cricket
Cletus used to be a good commom sense cricket. he lived in Lizard's head, when finally one day he abandoned her and joined Haldir.
Smeagol (Gollum)
Smeagol is a fool creature, so it was not difficult for Haldir to fool him. He comes and goes, but always make a mess where he is.
Kate Beckinsale
Another evil startlet who thinks she owns Orli just because she was in GAP commercial with him. Joined the other evil people (of course!)
PEF clones
One day, almost all PEF got cloned by a cloning machine. Our clones started to try to steal our elves from us, so we had to fight them back. After many days, planning, failures etc, we managed to throw them all in a pit.
Jareth
Jareth is a very very evil guy who had this complex Labyrinth and tried to capture all the huntresses (with the help of Haldir). He almost made it, but luckly enough some PEF locked him and Haldir in a crystal and threw them in a bog.
Cybil
A clearly deranged Cybil came to middle earth to force elves to watch her "play" with action figure toys that looked just like them.
Jordana Brewster
An evil starlett who first came to Middle Earth to work for O.R.C. and hopefully get a reunion with Elijah Wood, who she knew from the Faculty. Ended up in love with Haldir1, and whereabouts are now unknown.
