THE STORY SO FAR!!
(because sort of I lost the rest of it)

We first joined Sonic as he was watching his vomit squirm and throb on Tails’ apartment floor. After some extremely witty dialogue that no one could handle, he left to answer the call of the police department. Robotnik was in jail.

“That’s what happened?”

More witty dialogue ensued with Tom the Cop, revealing nothing important to the plot whatsoever, other than Robotnik was still in prison.

“Huh.”

The interrogation with Robotnik goes horridly awry, resulting in Sonic separating each atom of his body and turning the room into a blood balloon.

“Ouch.”

Then there was a strange sort of conversation with Tom that alluded to nothing being what it seemed or some such shit. Sonic runs out of the building like a pansy, mumbling something about skeletons in his kitchen.

“I said that?”

Yes. And then there was a strange sort of segue into Tails being killed, but once again, keeping with the theme, absolutely no information was given.

“That’s fucked up.”

So keep in mind: nothing is what it seems, everyone is suspect, Sonic wears a coat, this world is as fragile as a pair of glass testicles, and I am one clever motherfucker.