David Macintyre:
Bad breakup, wanted to keep civil about it. Everyone involved was avoiding me and not letting me explain that I wasn't furiously infuriated, so I tried writing something. Without going into huge detail.
Sean Catlett:
And did that patch everything up?
David Macintyre:
It patched it up with the guy, yeah. The girl actually got worse. She apparently felt guilty and thought I was rubbing it in her face. She read it again a year later and realized she'd overlooked the disclaimer at the end.
Sean Catlett:
Boy was her face red, I bet.
David Macintyre:
One would hope.
Sean Catlett:
FIREy red, you might even say.
David Macintyre:
Shuddup!
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