Mr. Donald Ross:
... Questions, I'm assuming?
Sean Catlett:
Suuuuuuuuuure.
Mr. Donald Ross:
Rectal ones? Alright then.
Sean Catlett:
Cock. You ever had sex?
Mr. Donald Ross:
Fo' sho.
Oops, lemme start over: no. But I've done sexual things. (Innocent giggle).
Sean Catlett:
Do vaginas scare you?
Mr. Donald Ross:
... Sometimes.
Sean Catlett:
Because they scare me. Just wondering if I'm alone on this.
Mr. Donald Ross:
(Shrugs) Legitimate.
Sean Catlett:
Too many skin folds, I guess. I'm told I'll like it later or something.
Mr. Donald Ross:
I've been waiting for that, too. The "awakening of worship". Has yet to come into my conciousness.
Legs are the shit. I could look at a woman's legs all day.
Sean Catlett:
Ahhh, a leg man, are we. Good. Bukowski was a leg man.
Mr. Donald Ross:
Breasts can scare me, too. If they're all like ( . ) ( . )Or something. Largeness freaks me out.
Sean Catlett:
Hahey.
Okay, I guess we can start the interview now.
Mr. Donald Ross:
... That sounds good, you fag.
Sean Catlett:
Oh no, let's go!
Mr. Donald Ross:
Aye-aye!
Continue to Part Two
