Sean Catlett:
Yep. Good thing, huh?
Stephen Zacharus:
Oh, I hated, hated, hated it. Here's the story behind it. I was bored. And a little horny. And I was listening to Janet Jackson, and I was thinking, "Hmm, you know, it would be really effortless to write a porn fic based on the lyrics of this song." So I got on my laptop and made it up as I went along. Filling in the blanks, as it were. By the end of it, I was a little embarrassed, and I thought to myself, "There's no way I can post this. It's like masturbating in public." It sat on my hard drive for a week and I almost forgot about it. Then I stumbled upon it when I was clearing off some files and I was tempted to kill it. But then I thought, "What the hell." And I posted it. It received an obscene amount of reviews. It was my most popular single-chapter story on FanFiction.Net -- even more popular than Bleed -- before the ffnet administrators eventually banned the NC-17 rating.
Sean Catlett:
I know I reviewed it!
Stephen Zacharus:
Everybody reviewed it. It was like being in a crowded room with my pants down.
Sean Catlett:
Did you get sick of people going "hey knux culd have flowd lol"?
Stephen Zacharus:
Yes. Because they didn't understand that I just didn't CARE. It was porn.
Sean Catlett:
It was good porn though. I liked the ending. You're good even when you're not.
Stephen Zacharus:
Uh, thanks.
Sean Catlett:
^_^
Continue to Part Ten
