Top Ten
Worst Things to Say to a Cop
originally
written in 2005 by Sean Kramer
| 10. Sorry I was driving so fast. I was drunk and thought it would be better if I got home faster.
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| 9. So, is giving tickets for moving violations required to be one of "America's Heros"?
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| 8. Look officer, I'm not into S & M.
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| 7. Don't I know your wife?
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| 6. I thought cops were supposed to be out fighting crime. Not hiding in ditches and catching citizens in speed traps.
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| 5. I'm sorry, this isn't the Donut Connection.
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| 4. You don't look like a control freak!
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| 3. What was it that made you decide on a job that ruins everyone's day?
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2. Hey, aren't you supposed to be at home beating your wife?
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And the
topmost worst thing to say to a cop: 1. Aren't you one of the Village People? I thought you were dead.
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Originally written by Sean Kramer, with contributions by Gary Sweatt, Laura Drews, Chad Durastanti, and Mojo Morrison.
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2005, is written and originally produced by Sean
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