Signs
You're Obsessed
With Bushroot:
1. You feel guilty every time you visit a salad bar.
2. You scream "MURDERER!!!" at everyone mowing
their lawn.
3. You talk to plants--and expect an answer.
4. You just can't do that "loves me / loves me not"
thing with daisies anymore.
5. You boycott weed-killer, and you mean business.
6. You warn your kids NOT to eat their veggies
(in fact, you wouldn't even serve veggies in the
first place!).
7. You buy a Venus Fly Trap and name it 'Spike'.
8. You want to start an activist organization called
People For the Ethical Treatment of Plants.
9. You protest those Children of the Corn films for
making vegetables look bad.
10. Eating compost suddenly makes sense.
11. You cry every time someone cuts down a tree.
12. You go Christmas shopping for all your plants.