The Negaduck Fanfic
Drinking Game
Fun for the entire family (if you grew up in the Negaverse)!
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The Object of the Game:
You play this while reading Negaduck
fanfic (or any
Darkwing fanfic which happens to have Negs in it).
Follow
the directions--drinking one, etc. sips, depending on what's
happening in the story. The winner is the person who runs
off to the potty the most by the end of the game (or lets
out the loudest belch, depending on what you're drinking!)
It's best to play this with soda, water, or anything
non-alcoholic. If you really wanna try it with hooch,
you'd better be at least 21 and not driving (and The
Web Mistress won't be held responsible for whatever
unspeakable things you did while you were sloshed).
Ready? Let the games begin!~~~~~~~
Take one sip...
If Negs uses a gun
If he throws a bomb at anything (or anybody!)
If he sets off any other explosive device (dynamite, plastique, etc.)
If he's smiling while doing any of the above
If he laughs after doing it (and he usually does!)
If all or any of the Fearsome Four are with him
If he calls someone a 'knob' at least once
If he screams, "Give me a tiny break!"
Each time he goes postal at The Four
If Negs screws up at whatever he's doing
If he says "Puh-ROBLEM" or "Ouchie..."
If he's driving The Troublemaker
If Negs robs a bank, jewelry store, etc.
If Negs uses his chain saw
If he uses a ray gun of any kind
Take two sips...If he disguises himself as Darkwing
If he disguises himself as Drake Mallard (DW's i.d., not his own)
If he wears any other disguise
If he uses any weapon that isn't a firearm or an explosive (like knives, axes, etc.)
If he knocks somebody out (chloroform, knock on the noggin, sleep gas...)
If NEGS is knocked out (see above)
If DW fires his gas gun at him at any time
If Negs falls off a cliff (or building, etc.)
If he hits a wall
If he's flying his version of The Thunderquack
If he appears on TV
If Negs drives a tank
If he drives any other vehicle (other than the above)
Take three sips...If Negs kidnaps Gosalyn
If he kidnaps Launchpad
If he kidnaps a SHUSH agent (gulp if it's Gryzlikoff)
If he kidnaps anybody else (gulp if it's Morgana or one of the Muddlefoots)
If he ties or chains Darkwing up
If he smacks somebody (gulp if it's Gosalyn; CHUG if it's Morgana!)
If he beats the crap out of anybody (gulp if it's another villain)
If he actually sends someone to the hospital
If he sends someone to the morgue
If he gets wounded himself
If any of the plot takes place in the Negaverse (gulp if it's all in the NV)
If The Friendly Four are in it
If the Negaverse Launchpad, Nega-Gosalyn or the Nega-Muddlefoots
(or all of them) are in itIf he tangles with Quiverwing Quack
If Negs pretends to reform (like in 'Valentine Ghoul')
If he flirts with Morgana (gulp if she enjoys it)
If she puts a 'whammy' on him
If the story is a type of 'series' (with the same fanfic character in
all of them)If the story is more than 5 chapters
Take four sips...
If Negs fakes his own death
If he does it so even the reader is fooled at first
If Negaduck's origin is 'explained'
If he's given any kind of a family history (gulp if it involved abuse)
If an orphanage is mentioned at least once in the story
If Negs is involved with Morgana in any way (not the Nega-Morgana)
If he causes a rift between her and Darkwing Duck
If the Negaverse Morgana is in the plot
If the Little Lost Bunnies are in it *ack*
If Negs jumps into a movie screen (like he did in 'Negaduck')
If he sneers: "Got any Bon-Bons???"
If Negaduck is working with Steelbeak
If he's with Taurus Bulba (gulp if it's the original TB)
If he's with any other criminals who aren't part of 'The Four'
(five sips if it's Splatter Phoenix; gulp if it's Ammonia Pine)If he winds up in the Posiverse
If any other alternative universe is involved
If Negs uses any curse words (CHUG if it's the 'f' word)
If they're all in symbols (like *#@)
If any time-travelling is involved
If Negs smiles in a nice way (gulp if he means it)
Take five sips...If Negs has a child who isn't Nega-Gosalyn
If the child was adopted
If Negs is romantically involved with anyone (gulp if it's not another criminal)
If he gets a girl pregnant (gulp if he married her first)
If he gets fresh with a woman (even if just to tick her off)
If he kisses a girl (gulp if she wanted him to)
If a woman has a 'fatal attraction' and is stalking him
If he's doing it to somebody else
If the plot centers around Negs' relationship with Negs-Gosalyn
If Negs has a gang member who's a fanfic character
If the plot is a crossover with another Disney show
If it's an anime crossover
If it's a crossover with another cartoon or a comic book
If it takes place in the future
If it goes back to the past (like in "Darkwing Doubloon")
If Negs acts nice to anyone (gulp if he means it; CHUG if it's Darkwing!)
If Negs and Dr. Slug fight it out (gulp if they join forces!)
Gulp...If Negs cries
If Negs and a female character fall in love after first being enemies
If Negs has a religious experience
If he goes to church (and it's not to swipe the collection plate)
If he has a near-death experience
If he has any experience that causes him to reform (and he's not pretending)
If it's a TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL crossover in any way
If Morgana falls in love with him
If he romances Binkie Muddlefoot
If he romances Splatter Phoenix (CHUG if he romances Ammonia Pine)
If Jake Mallard appears in the story
If he and Negs confront each other (CHUG if one or both of them get killed)
If Negs ever apologizes for something or shows any manners
If he produces a family
If he dies at the end of a fic
If he took Darkwing with him
If he dies heroically while saving somebody's life (gulp twice if it's his or
DW's Gosalyn; CHUG if it's Darkwing!)CHUG...
If Negs actually makes it to Heaven !!!
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Wasn't that fun? (Now head for the bathroom, pronto!)