Signs You're Obsessed
with Negaduck:

1. You develop a sudden fascination with deadly weapons.

2. You dress in yellow and black and wear a red hat.

3. You go shopping for boxer shorts with skulls on them.

4. You're at Home Depot and your eyes light up when you see the chainsaws.

5. You have to stop yourself from destroying your neighbor's flower garden.

6. You find yourself constantly screaming, "Give me a tiny break!"

7. You suddenly can't stand rabbits.

8. You make bracelets, T-shirts and bumper stickers that say WWND?
(I am so sorry...)

9. You have a hissy fit every time you see Darkwing Duck merchandise
(because it should have NEGS on it)!

10. You make a Negs costume for your Darkwing plush doll.

11. Then you sleep with it every night!

12. You start calling people "knobs".

13. You suddenly have the urge to scare women, children and small animals.

14. You enunciate your every word in as mean a voice as possible.

15. You start talking like you've been drinking battery acid.

16. You wear a black mask.

17. You deliberately trash your home so it'll look just like the Negaverse.

18. You tape every Darkwing Duck episode with Negs (over and over and
over...).

19. You get hysterical because you missed taping a Negs episode. *wink*

20. You cry every time Negs dies in a Darkwing fanfic.

And it doesn't have to stop here if you know how to live right.

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