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Hit Humanity on the nose with a rolled up newspaper!

Hello to the brand new page of "Hit Humanity on the nose with a rolled up newspaper!" So, I'm a fim believer that "Common Sense" isn't so common anymore. On this page I will, from time to time, rant and rave about the stupid things humaity does. Oh and if anyone has a tale of humanity being pleged by stupidity please e-mail me at NeoZen104@yahoo.com with the subject as "Tales of Humanity". And for privacy reasons let me know if I can use your name for the purpose of letting the public know who sent me the tale..

Bout time for a new rant. So I’m a pretty messy person, anyone that’s seen my room on a normal day would know this right away. I figure “You know what, I’ve lived like it all my life and I’m still alive, so it can’t be bad for me.” Which yeah is wrong but its how I chose to view the worlds. Anyway, I’ve seen a lot of cleaning commercials lately, and it’s become blatantly obvious how people can get mysophobia (fear of germs and dirt). They were showing this plastic baggy full of water talking about a human sweating that much and another baggy full of what they said were skin cells. Also commercials that show how many germs there are, and other things like that. Their trying to scare and/or gross people out into buying their cleaning products. THIS IS ABSURD!!! Truly the only reason I clean is to keep away bugs and to stop my room from reeking. Now I’m not in excellent health, but that’s because I don’t exercise and my eating habits aren’t the best. I rarely get sick yet I live in a room that most people would think is a pigsty. Not only is it bad enough that people fear ever last ameba, but the world is making us fear headaches, colds, and other small annoyances. They make us think that anything wrong with us means we need to take 4 different pill just to make it right. I don’t care if you believe in evolution or spontaneous creation or what, our ancestors lived purely off and in the wild. We were made to be able to withstand most of this stuff. But with all these medicines and germ killers we don’t allow our bodies to build a strong immune system.
Okay, now to clarify, I’m not a complete slob. Look at most male rooms and you’ll get a good idea of how my room looks. I do shower and bush my teeth and things like that, I’m a salesman, and I need to have a good outer appearance.

So the other day my dad told me of this truck comercial he saw on TV. It started by showing a Valcano errupting. Then, from no where, a truck falls from the sky and lands infront of the camera. Basicly they're saying the truck was driving on the valcano when it errupted and got blown several hundred feet, the truck was of course, was in mint condintion. But the thing is, in small fine print at the bottom of the screen it says "Do not attempt"…… ¿O_O? WHO THE HECK WOULD DRIVE A TRUCK AROUND ON AN ACTIVE VALCANO?!?!?! Grr… *smacks humanity over the nose with a rolled up newspaper* BAD HUMANITY! BAD!

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