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>Full Name: Taylor Lynn Kelso
Birthdate: November 2nd
Family: Mom and Dad...I USED to have a sister, but unfortunately she died in a freak car accident the night I left my husband (not really, but I wish she did...)
Favorite Things: MUSICALS!! (Life should be a musical...)...Spending time with Draco...Being with my awesome friends...rain storms (don't know why...)
Things I HATE: Avril Lavigne (I hope she chokes on a Skittle)...rap music, football (its a stupid sport), people that think they're better than anyone else...
Favorite People: Draco, Brook, Scott, Landon, Hayden, Scarlett (Don't really know her, but I like the girl already!), the rest of the Labyrinth boys
Least Favorite People: That Whore Who Used To Be My Sister, Isabella Kelso (fucking bitch), The Asshole Who Used To Be My Husband, Sam Mullholand (fucking dick)
Favorite Movie(s)--Why?: Interview with the Vampire (Vampires kick ass, and I mean, hello--Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Christian Slate, AND Antonio Banderas all in one neat little blood sucking package? Yes Please!)...Harry Potter 1 & 2 (Harry Potter rocks my world)...Princess Bride (awwwww)...When Harry Met Sally (There are some SUPERB quotes in the movie)...Pirates of the Caribbean (AAARG!! I LOVE PIRATES!!! AND ORLANDO BLOOM!!!)...All the Lord of the Rings (FUN GOOD MOVIES...AND ELVES AND HOBBITS RULE...ORLANDO BLOOM!!!YEAH!!)
Favorite Song(s)--Why?: You Shook Me All Night Long (ACDC)--Kicks ass, no other reason needed...Gollums Song from Lord of the Rings--its so sad but beautifully written...BBQ Stain (Tim McGraw)--Such a cute song, and damn catchy...there's more but I could be here ALL DAMN DAY
Favorite Book(s)--Why?: Vampire Chronicles cause I'm really really into Vampires...Harry Potter, cause, once again, Harry Potter rocks my world...A Clockwork Orange cause it makes you think, and The Princess Bride cause just AWWWW...And Lord of the Rings cause they were so well written, you actually believe your in Middle Earth with Frodo and Legolas and Sam and Aragorn...
Guilty Pleasure(s)--Why?: Sesame Street (Good show, man...) Hanson (Taylor Hanson like WOAH)
Vices--Why?: Marlboros--I wouldn't have any friends if I tried to quit smoking now...can anyone say Haneous Bitch?...Captain Morgan--Nothing's better than setting sail with the Captain himself...Musicals--once again, I believe life should be lived as a musical
First Love, How Old?: I was sixteen when I fell head over heels and blindly in love with Sam
I Lost My Virginity...: I was sixteen, and it was with Sam...we'd only been together for like, six months or so at the time but it felt right, ya know..
Best Memory: Hayden, Brook, Me, Scott and Sam go bowling, and this was right after me and Sam started dating, so we were still all about the group thing... anyway...it was Brook's turn, and she pick up this ball that was like, too heavy for her but not too heavy, and she brings her arm back and her fingers slip out of the ball and the ball goes flying behind her and cracks Scott right in the nuts...I mean he's laying on the ground turning purple, and it was really funny, but we couldn't laugh, obviously...he thought he would never have kids...who'd have thought that only a few months later he and Brook would end up together??
Worst Memory: Would have to be the day I left Sam...just so many bad things about that day...
The Thing I Regret Most: Taking Sam back and then marrying him on top of it...I was so naiive...
The Best Way to Spend the Rest of My Life Would Be: Rich and happy with a decent husband and all of my friends living just as rich as I was!
My Favorite Quote or Phrase: "The right man for you might be out there right now, and if you don't grab him someone else will and you'll have spend the rest of your life knowing that someone else is married to your husband." From When Harry Met Sally...that is just TOO FUNNY
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