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Episode One: Episode begins with Kenji and Milfa getting married. No one seems to approve of this; their own parents wouldn't even attend the wedding! To make matters worse, that night during their honeymoon, they realize that because of the small size of Milfa's... womanhood, it's impossible for them to consummate their marriage. Kenji announces the existence of a miracle lubricant, called "Harpy Ooze," and decides to go on a quest to find some. Kenji finds a harpy nest, all right, but when he tries to enter the nest, he's kidnapped by a beautiful girl who is covered in feathers and takes him back to the kingdom of the Harpians. The bird girl, Pyully, explains that when two Harpians mate, the result is always a Harpy, so in order to have more Harpians, a female Harpian must mate with a male human, which is why Kenji was brought to their kingdom. Being a married man, Kenji does NOT like this idea. He turns the tables on Pyully and gets her to excrete some Harpy ooze for him. He then escapes and returns home. Kenji returns in time to save Milfa, who had been out shopping, from getting trampled by a renegate elf-hater riding on a huge red hydra. Kenji and Milfa take the hydra home as their pet. Back at home, they realize that the Harpy ooze that Kenji has worked so hard to obtain just isn't enough. Milfa comes up with a bright idea, using a technique that Kenji jokingly names the "Golden Paizuri Finish!". Afterwards as they relax on the porch, they notice something laying on a blanket in their yard... some food that had been left by some children that had been teasing Milfa before in the marketplace and later changed their mind about how elves should be treated. And they both live happily ever after, until... Episode Two: Some time later, Kenji and Milfa plan for Milfa to go see a gynecologist to see if he can solve their sex problem, or at least give them some advice. Unfortunately, Kenji has a job to go to, but he decides to ask for the day off so he can accompany his wife to the doctor. Upon returning, he meets his grandmother Mitsuko back at the house, along with his buddy Gaku, whom Mitsuko has sucked dry, being in need of another spirit to keep her youthful appearance up. Mitsuko announces that Milfa has already gone to the gynecologist. When Kenji sees a flyer advertising the doctor's services and recognizes the recently-hired doctor as his old acquaintance, Perio, he and Mitsuko hop on Silver the hydra and high-tail it to the hospital, hoping they can make it in time to save Milfa... Milfa arrives at the hospital, chats with some of the other women in the waiting room, and becomes nervous about her appointment. She's right to be anxious; we learn that Perio is a doctor who takes advantage of women by hypnotizing them with his "Charm Eye." With Kenji not yet at the hospital, Milfa goes into her appointment. Perio seems nice enough at first. While he stares at Milfa he has a little fantasy about what he's planning... but snaps out of it when Milfa sneezes. Milfa is having second thoughts about this doctor, but Perio uses his magic to paralyze her from the waist down. Unable to leave, Milfa is helpless until Kenji finally arives, just in time to save his wife. Now that his story is out poor Dr. Perio is chased around the building by all the women whom he has ever taken advantage of, until he runs into Mitsuko, who immediately steals his spirit. Kenji and Milfa go home, and all is well with the world again. |
