She wants my beads -- not his.

No beads for you!

Patrick replaces Trot Nixon in right field.

Patrick tells Red Auerbach to trade Antoine Walker.

Patrick and Jon Hall -- no threats to Mr. Universe.

The happily married Chojnowski's.

I warned you not to do it.........

Guy, that's WICKED hilarious!

Joey, the beautiful bride.

This is what it's all about -- three friends, hanging out and drinking beers.

"The Skulls" reunited.

Did someone just bash Pedro?

Randy Johnson is junk. Pedro Martinez has a higher winning percentage, a lower E.R.A.....

Whatever, Elder, I'm not even a baseball fan! Who the hell is Barry Bonds, anyway?

Okay, Elder. Leave me alone.

Can I see your phone book?

The next married couple.

See, I told you so.

What do you mean that's your last one! You're a lightweight!

Back off, it's my wedding night!

Is that a goodbye?

That's all, folks!

Terry Funk about to headlock Patrick.

Jonathan Riggins Chojnowski

Stop calling my kid Riggins!