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I got a medical card. I went because all this stress was getting me down and I am waiting for SAG to send me a check so I will have health care. There has been no movie work for 3 months....

I started a new radio show as a sister too the Cocktail Hour on Karma Radio Network called Mary Jane's Medical Marijuana Hour. I try to keep patients abreast of the latest's laws,clinic's doctors and discovery's in the world of Medical marijuans. would you like to listen? https://www.angelfire.com/mjbmm/The_Radio_Station.html or just go to www.karmaradionetwork.com.

Lina Lecaro had a great party at Bardot. I was hanging with Maggie Barry and her Husband, Josie Cotten,Ginger Coyote, John Rokker was there, Bruce and Eva Duff, Morganne in a stunning black dress, the pappers were outside. We all had cool cupcakes and Lina is so cute that she took a picture of her cake before she blew the candles out. Maggie and I are working on a new project together. You gonna love it!

Josie and I were talking and It looks like soon we will be making another B Girls video in the style of this years hit Maneaters. Hurray, Josie is wonderful. We hung around with Joise from Piss Ant too! Bardo is nice I used to meet my pal and director Norman Reedis there for his films after parties.It is located upstairs at the Avalon fo those who don't know and it used to be the Hollywood Palace back in the day where a the stars preformed.

I was all set up to play with Henry the Dog at the Viper Room but Henry said that there was not enough room on the stage for me. I liked the whole British Lout thing.I laughed had my fun and went to the Rainbow. iky Rourke was there looking quite Fetching. He was al over this sweet young Thang. We had a few words and the Professor to a cute picture of us in front of the Fish tank in the pd bar. I remember in the 80' when Micky and Steve Jones and all the cool guys with long hair had Motorcycles.

I love the De Savatores on the Great American Road trip.Does'nt that sound like the great Rock and Roll Swindle? I like I survived a Japenese Game Show and I gonna know who the Baby Daddy is on Maury. TV suck eh, Just ask Uncle Bob on Majide. I loved Ruben's Birthday party.Great People, a great show, The Hendrix cover band was right on. We did have Hendrix's DNA there that night through his brother. The circus people were nice. Happy Birthday for all my readers to you!

I want to make 160 million in 5 days like JK Rowling! I guess I better get to writing my book.Karma Radio is in LA recording lot's of new shows. I am also doing the Cocktail Hour and MaryJane's Medical MARIJUANA hour with all your latest weed news.My show Hollywoodland is about all things Hollywood I'll be filling the music with the local Hollywood DJ'S spinning live. I walk down the Walk of Fame everyday.If you want to listen go to www.karmaradionetwork.com.

The Blessed Sacramant Carnival is almost booked. Ruby Friedman and her Orchestra The Neighborhood Bullys,Ruby Friedman, Slvia Junecosa,The Artie Vegas Revue with Willie Chambers of the Chambers Brothers, Juicy Flute,Paul Plagens,The Milano family and more are coming your was. Sunday at the Cat and Fiddle at we had the 3 annual Criswell Party. We always have a candlelight vigil to his house. We tell stories and have a great time. People came from around the world to join us.Chaes Coumbe and I hosted the event with Ed Canfield from Oklahoma who is a hardened Criswll enthuast.I sang Masquerade and we a sang Happy Birthday to him with 10 Grateful patrons.

It fell the night the Fonda had the Vampire Ball and Ruby Friedman was paying at the Echo so the spirit was defiantly in the air...

Coming soon Maryjane's Marijuana Tea at a dispensary near you and don't forget to check out shoes at www.beverlyheels.com. Ten percent off you put my name Tequila in the Code box.

I went shopping with Canfield before his return to Oklahoma for dresses at the Betty Page Store, The Mark of the devil for freaky Tee Shirts, tee shirts from Glory and a visit to Wacko and the Jesus Gallery. Every Thursday I am promoting events with the Velvet Margarita at 10pm. It's Free and you will be glad you came.

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Lina LeCaro had a great party at Bardot. I was hanging with Maggie Barry and her Husband, Josie Cotten, Ginger Coyote, John Rokker was there, Bruce and Eva Duff, Morganne in a stunning black dress, and the papers were outside. We all had cool cupcakes and Lina is so cute that she took a picture of her cake before she blew the candles out. Bardo is nice I used to meet my pal and director Norman Reedis there for his films after parties. It is located upstairs at the Avalon for those who don't know and it used to be the Hollywood Palace back in the day where the stars preformed. I was all set up to play with Henry the Dog at the Viper Room but Henry said that there was not enough room on the stage for me. I liked the whole British Lout thing. I laughed had my fun and went to the Rainbow. Micky Bourke was there looking quite Fetching. He was al over this sweet young Thang. We had a few words and the Professor to a cute picture of us in front of the Fish tank in the pd bar. I remember in the 80' when Micky and Steve Jones and all the cool guys with long hair had Motorcycles. I love the De Savatores on the Great American Road trip. Does'nt that sound like the great Rock and Roll Swindle? I like I survived a Japanese Game Show and I gonna know who the Baby Daddy is on Maury. TV suck eh, Just ask Uncle Bob on Majide. I loved Ruben's Birthday party. Great People, a great show, The Hendrix cover band was right on. We did have Hendrix's DNA there that night through his brother. The circus people were nice. Happy Birthday for all my readers to you! I want to make 160 million in 5 days like JK Rowing! I guess I better get to writing my book. Karma Radio Network is in LA recording lot's of new shows. I am also doing the Cocktail Hour and Mary Jane's Medical MARIJUANA hour with all your latest weed news. My show Hollywood land is about all things Hollywood I'll be filling the music with the local Hollywood DJ'S spinning live. I walk down the Walk of Fame everyday. If you want to listen go to www.karmaradionetwork.com. The Blessed Sacrament Carnival is almost booked. Ruby Friedman and her Orchestra The Neighborhood Bullies and more are coming your way. Sunday at the Cat and Fiddle at we had the 3 annual Criswell Party. We always have a candlelight vigil to his house. We tell stories and have a great time. People came from around the world to join us. Chaes Coumbe and I hosted the event with Ed Canfield from Oklahoma who is a hardened Criswll enthuast. I sang Masquerade and we a sang Happy Birthday to him with 10 Grateful patrons. It fell the night the Fonda had the Vampire Ball and Ruby Friedman was paying at the Echo so the spirit was defiantly in the air... Coming soon Mary Jane's Marijuana Tea at a dispensary near you and don't forget to check out shoes at www.beverlyheels.com. Ten percent off you put my name Tequila in the Code box. I went shopping with Canfield before his return to Oklahoma for dresses at the Betty Page Store, The Mark of the devil for freaky Tee Shirts, tee shirts from Glory and a visit to Wacko and the Jesus Gallery. Every Thursday I am promoting events with the Velvet Margarita at 10pm. It's Free and you will be glad you came. Write me. write me.
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I went to the Groovy Rednecks Memorial party at Bob an Sonia's house.It was a Feast of food and Peple. I was carnivorous and Anthropomorphous at the same time. John Pochna, Dirty Ed and I went together. John told me about those two shady guys we had partners with at the Zero Gallery.He told me,they stole a lot of art and are trying to steal the ZERO name,money, and the Galleries contacts. I figured them for slippery handed New York types and booked 6 months ago after trying to relate to the vibe they were bring...Anyway if someone represents them self as part of the ZERO and it's not John or I tie them up and all the police they will be charged with fraud. We arrived at the party and Donny Whitman was there with his new found daughter, John Sutton Smith, Phillip,Tex and The Groovy Rednecks,Babs,Marci Marks,Beverly Hills Bob,(Who lives in 90035 so he is Beverly Hills adjacent)Who had this funny look on his fae so as I ask what was wrong he got all exoist and puked all over me my purse and the entire patio. All that great food and booze down the drain. I went to Mike Savage's going away party at the Cat and Fiddle. I remember when they arrived in town and the whole band walked into the Cat and Fiddle in Kilts I knew we were gonna be friends. I enven managed the band for a bit. Danny who played with my band Trouble for Nora, Green Jello, and Tool joined Pygmy and the band was on top of the game. Micheal was then attacked by the Demon cancer and after 2 fights he has won agianst the disease. Meanwhile he has just had a baby and his children are 41 years apart. He will move to his hometown and raise hell closer to home. The Party was a smash. Mel, who is a manager at the at put it together.Dustin Hoffman, The Monkees, everybody put something in the 20 goodie bags. The Silent auction was a sucess.Tons of cool people,Perri and Randy,Xavier, Dave, Rod Jation, Danny from Tool,who told me it was John's Birthday at the Bake Potato, Happy Birthday Jon Ziegler,the joint was packed. Medical Maryjane is available at the 420 Collective . They have private medial Cannibis care for qualified patients.For info call310-401-3454. They are located at 12421 Venice Blvd and them Tequila sent you! Let's get medical, medical, let's get medical! Also Hollywoodians!Hollywood Holistic is located in Hollywood at 1607 El Centro across the street from Ballys! The Henry Fonda Theater was a treat! The New York Dolls were back for more LA fun!They started touring again last year and they put on a great blues show.I hung out with Lisafer, Ames, Piper, Vinnie Stiletto,Piper.Frank from Blondie,and then I went backstage to be with my long time pal from 1974, Silvain Silvain. I found myself cooing in Itailian in no time. I stopped at Tiny's on the way home. I almost made Diamond Dogs where they had a screaming AA Birthday party.Very Hip night at the Dogs, Steve Jones attended this giant dance party. I always had fun there.Now it's closed and they call the new place Rock and Roll Disco. I went to the closing event for the Betty Page in Heaven party at the World of Wonder Party.Artist Olivia held court is her beautiful pink chair.Then I went to the grand opening of the Betty Page Store. They had a fantastic fashion show, the girls were beautiful, Courtney served up the hooch, Lauren was a lovelyhostess, Leonora was beautiful with her saucy red locks. Kim Fowley and I kibbitzed, Levi from the Rockets and gal pal looked swell. Ginger Coyote of Punk Globe Magazine chatted up a storm. The papper jammed the joint.The models handed us wonderful gift bags with Betty shirts and A piece of marvy jewelery, along with cataloges and a cool calender. I want those clothes boy! Bring back the sexy gals, Uh Huh! Liquid Kitty pUnk rOcK BBQ beckons! 6 bands, free hot dogs, cheap beer, no cover. Bring some meat or veggies to throw on the grill at Liquid Kitty you know where.Sunday, August 9, 2009 I saw Peaches at the Fonda it was quite the gender blender experience. It's like Hedwig on steroids.Thanks Goldenvoice you are a friend of mine and I love ya! and last but not least October 16th. I will be hostess at the Blessed Sacrement Church Carnival . Slyvia Juncosa and The Ruby Freidman Orchestra are booked to preform, we are gonna have a blast I'm still looking for a few good bands.You know the drill. write me.
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This is my Birthday week and on it's eve I went to the Groovy Rednecks Memorial party at Bob an Sonia's house. It was a Feast. We had a hootenanny that was so cool I remembered why I love Western people. I was carnivorous and Anthropomorphous at the same time. John Pochna, Dirty Ed and I went together. John told me about those two shady guys he was partners with at the Zero Gallery. He told me, they stole a lot of art and are trying to steal the ZERO name, money, and the Galleries contacts. I figured them for slippery handed New York types and booked 6 months ago after trying to relate to the vibe they were bringin... Anyway if someone represents them self as part of the ZERO and it's not John or I tie them up and all the police they will be charged with fraud. We arrived at the party and Donny Whitman was there with his new found daughter, John Sutton Smith, Phillip,Tex and The Groovy Rednecks,Babs,Marci Marks,Beverly Hills Bob,(Who lives in 90035 so he is Beverly Hills adjacent)Who had this funny look on his face so as I ask what was wrong he got all exoist and puked all over me my purse and the entire patio. All that great food and booze down the drain. I went to Mike Savage's going away party at the Cat and Fiddle. I remember when they arrived in town and the whole band walked into the Cat and Fiddle in Kilts I knew we were gonna be friends. I managed the band for a bit. Danny who drummed with my band Trouble for Nora,(after Mitch Mitchell) Green Jello, and Tool joined Pygmy and the band was on top of the game. Micheal was then attacked by the Demon cancer and after 2 fights he has won agianst the disease. Meanwhile he has just had a baby and his children are 41 years apart. He will move to his hometown and raise hell closer to home.

The Party was a smash. Mel, who is a manager at the at put it together.Dustin Hoffman, The Monkees, everybody put something in the 20 goodie bags. The Silent auction was a sucess.Tons of cool people,Perri and Randy,Xavier, Dave, Rod Jation, Danny from Tool,who told me it was John's Birthday at the Bake Potato, Happy Birthday Jon Ziegler,the joint was packed. Medical Maryjane is available at the 420 Collective . They have private medial Cannabis care for qualified patients.For info call 310-401-3454. They are located at 12421 Venice Blvd and them Tequila sent you! Also Hollywoodians!Hollywood Holistic is located in Hollywood at 1607 El Centro across the street from Ballys!

The Henry Fonda Theater was a treat! The New York Dolls were back for more LA fun!They started touring again last year and they put on a great blues show.I hung out with Liaafer, Ames,Piper, Vinnie Stiletto,Frank from Blondie,and then I went bakstage to be with mylong time pal 1974, Silvain Silvain. I found myself cooing in Itailian in no time. I stopped at Tiny's on the way home. I almost made Diamond Dogs where they had a screaming AA Birthday party.Very Hip night at the Dogs, Steve Jones attended lean living hard rocking party. I always have fun there.Bryan Rabin looks so handsome and he is in suh good spirts. I went to the opening and closing party for the Betty Page in Heaven party at the World of Wonder Party.Artist Olivia held court on her beautiful pink chair. She is a wonderful artist and a very down to earth lady. I interviewed her for Hollywoodland on Karma Radio.Oh and yes Ginger, I rubbed Olivia's feet.I am a healer you know!.

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The 80's Well here's what you F* ckers missed by Tequila Mockingbird and Friends

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How I spent my April Fools day. I don't Date, too picky to find a boyfriend I mean too busy...I am always at the Rainbow for Karaoke on Tuesday to relax. I met a guy there. I had my eye on this mighty tasty looking Euro and this Irish guy was so chatty that I fely like he was cee-uh blocking me. He seemed to put the moves on in front of my cupidboy,then, making the Euroboy his best buddie and at the end of the night they were hanging out together!

Now I'm getting pissed why is he meddling. They next week I'm hanging with Guitar Richie and the Irish guy shows up. He invites me and G.Richie to a party, I say what kind of party, still miffed. He says a garage party at his building and that he live close by so I agree and Richie and I and He trot up to the chi chi part of town.He mixes a couple of drinks on the 14th floor.

Then he walks us out into the Garage. Has Richie unfurl the dust cover on the new bLACK Mercedes. We get in and then drive up and down the garage listening to music drinking and turning around and going up and down like n indosperm for 2 hours. He had Richie in the back seat and the fighting Irish cruising and chatting. I was surely not sure about him after that he keep inviting Richie and I to join him at the Santa Monica Pier and Richie tole him yes but did not call me I smell a ratso when Mick da Mick callsme I tell him I'll just come by myself rather than wait.Cause now I'm kinda curious what he will do next.

That's how they reel you in you know...I go to his casa and he has 3 guys from Oxford and a girl we call Baby go with us. Real Egg heads. One was not sure if he liked music because he thought it was a distraction, one tha could not be touched and one that looked like an arab and of cousre our own very own genius artist and resident nutter JR. Off we go in the white mercedes with another white car escort to the Beach at Santa Monica. My wild Irish Rose buy two all day tickets for us to ride all the rides while the rest of our clan trolled the boardwalk. Yet and still there are nothing but happy ending. I work the Euro now selling shoes...You wantta buy some shoes? I work for the best shoe company in the WEST! It's all online. I bought some first and they are KILLER go to www.Beverlyheels.com and type TEQUILA in the code box and you get 5 bucks off per order.Over 2000 pairs of shoes,Lingere,and wiggies from creepers to peepers...

I was telling a friend about my ex boyfriend that used argue with me and plow into cars when we wee driving then he would shout Look what you made me do and drive off . Mr Hit and Run.If I when to a film premiere he would have a temper tantrum so that I was spending my time trying to calm him down. If he saw a guy talking to me oh lord Here comes scene 3 from Hamlet.Oi, and that was the sober boyfriend, He was so uptight I ran off with the good time boyfriend. He was not sober, Our band name is Tequila and the actual Matrix. We wrote 300 songs you can hear a few at www.cdbaby.com/ Tequilaandtheactualmatrix . He was a terror who used to yell that what was wrong with me was I slept at night.He sure did'nt and if he was awake he was gone only to stop by to collaborate on our next tune, then came the Race Car driver. ..I have always taken it 1 guy at a time and I split if they fuck about. I am quite socially sober and savvy enough to go it alone without freaking out!

I worked on Entourage in Culver City. It was funny to listen to Kevin Dillion discussing his baby's allergies to nuts and the other guys chirping like parrots about baseball, basketball etc.. We shot at the DMV in Culver City. I was lost and I met a new friend called Rob Conner and we were hung out on the set all day. He comped me tickets to his play Eavesdropper at 1308 N. Wilcox Pl. in the heart of Hollywood....If Hollywood had a heart.

I loved seeing the episode of CSI I was on last thursday! I was supposed to be on a drug ten times more potent than LSD in a Voodoo Ceremony. My friend Timothy Leary would have loved that I played that part!.Tim told me I did not need LSD cause I was a trip! hehehehehehe...

I going to the Opening of Bryan Rabin's new club DIAMOND DOGS. I saw Bowie on the Diamond Dogs tour when I was a Wee lass in Boston. He went shopping on Newberry street where I was living, I got backstage passes and hung out with the only other black blond in the world at the time, outside of Somalia!So I'm going for Shit's and Giggles.

Go visit my pals at Hollywood Holistics 2 which is located at Gower and Selma. They heal the sick,Do you feel sick? Do you have your medical Marijuana card? Get well my friends and Tell um Tequila sent YOU!

The Redwood is Rockin with Jake La Botz on Monday, Paging Beto with Frenchie, Gil T of Top Jimmy and the rythm Pigs, and the Gang,on Wednesdays and the Doghouse Lords with Bill Bateman Drummer of the Blasters and Cramps, Javier of the Blue Shadows,Johnny from X and I hear some Rockers are sitting in. I will be there hanging with Dirty Ed you bet cha...

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I was being directed by William Friedken the director from the Exorcist on CSI I played a Voodoo girlie.this is my 3rd Parle Voodoo project of late. Typecast,I love it Hhehehheeheh...Boo!We recreated the real McCoy with Billy's vision of what possession really is. It worked I am no longer under anyone's spell, and I thought I would never be free but I kissed the lips that kiss Sherry Lansing and I am reborn!

I worked downtown at the Mayan Theater.It was a Lucha Va Voom shoot and you all know how much I love Wrestling and Burlesque. Thay are having Lucha Va Voom and They may be a feature in the Fabolus Velvet Margarita Cantina Casino which is currently under construction. My friend Lauraine Fishburne and I caught up on the old blah blah,then I auditioned how cool was that! Larry and I were on a record called Ichey Boy with Gary Allen back in 80. (I'm in the New Black Pompeii with Gary Allen now. Check us out on Myspace)It was a hit in Japan. We worked at the Zero Gallery together, That was fun in 1981! We hung out together at New Wave Theater and we have kept our friendship till now!

Onset Talent worked on Symphathy for Delicious with Juliet Lewis and Orlando Bloom,Mark Raffaello is Directing and the Star is Chris who is in a wheelchair which he inhereted after a rock climbin fall. He wrote the movie and he's a little cutie. I remember him from the night scene in Hollywood. My girlfriends, Roxy of Miss Kimmy's and Club Fluffer as DJ,she's really a make up artist, My old pal Michelle, and New friend Martina. This hot artist actor guy named David Anderson drove me Good on him, what a sweetie.

I love high speed chases scenes.I watched a 3 1/2 hour chase of a white Bentley. Weapons drawn, 10 cop cars. a crowd gathering at Universal City in the end. I think he ran out of gas.He shot himself in the head. How could he be so sad? Poor little rich boy,his name was Mustafa Mustafa...

The Henry Fonda Theater had 2 night's of fun. Eagles of Death Metal played and wowed the house and the a super punk rock night with Youth Brigade, Sin 34,No FX and an evening at Tiny's with Surfer Mike hanging with Steve. Note to other Steve that I am told to tell the other Steve... you are losing money. The Burgundy Room, an, Apollo Star, Duchess of Cheer. Love is Pain had party I still got jet lag from so many days on the set.

I think I have a crush on the man from the Fiber One Man from India. Cardboard ,no Delicious, yes....and don't forget Miss Kimmy's Karaoke at the Bow on Tuesday's I'll sing ya some Rolling Stones. Allie Willis and her friend Jerry played at Ghettogloss last week.I know what treat that was. Jerry is 90 and on an oxygen tank. Remember kids you too can Rock till you drop,so get out the an rock, it's never too late. Miss Mercy's birthday party at the Redwood is was thrown by Miss Pamela Des Barres and her son Lucky Otis, that's right Shuggie Otis and Mercy's talented son! Mercy was in the GTO's. Morganne and I kibitzed and sang on the patio. These girls plaster cast rock stars tasty goodies uh huh.

Anyways,Miss Mercy invited me back to come see Jake La Botz there.I used to see him when I sang at the King King.Candy Cane and I sang. Boone and I danced and a had a lovely salad. Dirty Ed was doing sound so it was like old times.Jake was in Rambo and a movie with William Defoe and Mickey Rourke.Google him he's interesting. I love the blues and he gave me a stiffy and I don't even have one! I sat with The band Neighborhood Bullies and I was gonna see them at the House of Blues but I left my tickets on my desk and ended up hanging with Randy and my girlfriend Perri Lister at the Cat and Fiddle.Micheal Savage hass to go under the knife agian so say a prayer for our Pygmy. Yeah!I went back to the Redwood for another pussyfest with tea tattlers, Silvana,Gloria, and Pamela Des Barres 9 I'm with the band),Miss Mercy,Gail Zone of the Million Dollar Theater and I (actor) at the girly table.Jake is sure getting the love Mercy and Cynthia were giggling. Boone the actor was off shooting so no guys to dance with that mens your dancing with the whole gaggle of gals. Listen to my Radio show LA Scoop on The Stir WWW.WCSS1490AM.COM Live from LA to New York and the rest of the Universe every Thursday at 2:05 pm PST... More Dish on the LA Scene Boo.

I'm hot for shoes,I believe they should used as Handles or at least I believe that since I met You, DAG... www.beverlyheels.com is my new favorite shopping stop. I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!

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By Tequila Mockingbird Feb 12 2009

I'm being directed by William Friedken the director from the Exorcist on CSI Friday I'll be playing a Voodoo girlie.this is my 3rd Parle Voodoo project of late. Typecast,I love it Hhehehheeheh...Boo!

I worked on it on downtown at the Mayan Theater.It was a Lucha Va Voom shoot and you all know how much I love Wresteling and Burlesque. Thay are having Lucha Va Voom and They may be a feature in the Fabolus Velvet Margaarite Cantina Casino which is currently under construction. My friend Lauraine Fishburne and I caught up on the old blah blah,then I auditioned how cool was that!Lucha Va Voom is February 11 and 12th at the Mayan.

I'm working on Sympathy for Delicious for 3 days that's fun, just playing a punk rocker and wearing my plaid and chains and Bondage belt.Larry and I were on a record called Ichey Boy with Gary Allen back in 80. (I'm in the New Black Pompeii with Gary Allen now. Check us out on Myspace)It was a hit in Japan. We worked at the Zero Gallery together, That was fun in 1981! We hung out together at New Wave Theater and we have kept our friendship till now! I got home late. no one offered me a ride even though they live in Hollywood, I took the Metro, I was walking through Downtown at night. Note to me set friends who don't help each other out ... You can suck it!Bite it...Chew it....You blew it.

Yesterday, Onset Talent worked on Symphathy for Delicious with Juliet Lewis and Orlando Bloom,Mark Raffaello is Directing and the Star is Chris who is in a wheelchair which he inhereted after a rock climbin fall. He wrote the movie and he's a little cutie. I remember him from the night scene in Hollywood. My girlfriends, Roxy of Miss Kimmy's and Club Fluffer as DJ,she's really a make up artist, My old pal Michelle, and New friend Martina. This hot artist actor guy named David Anderson drove me Good on him, what a sweetie.

I love high speed chases scenes.I watched a 3 1/2 hour chase of a white Bentley. Weapons drawn, 10 cop cars. a crowd gathering at Universal City in the end. I think he ran out of gas.He shot himself in the head. How could he be so sad? Poor little rich boy,his name was Mustafa Mustafa...

The Henry Fonda Theater had 2 night's of fun. Eagles of Death Metal played and wowed the house and the a super punk rock night with Youth Brigade, Sin 34,No FX and an evening at Tiny's with Surfer Mike hanging with Steve. Note to other Steve that I am told to tell the other Steve... you are losing money. The Burgundy Room was fun I was over there giving Ian the eye. Apollo Star, Duchess of Cheer.were spinning the good stuff and I was dancing with a gang of 4. The Love is Pain storehad party, butI still had jet lag from so many days on the set.So I missed hanging with Manny and his girl and Chris Masson..

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I am single and looking so the Rainbow will be the spot for Valentines day. I think I have a crush on the man from the Fiber One Man from India. Cardboard ,no Delicious, yes....and don't forget Miss Kimmy's Karoke at the Bow on Tuesday's I'll sing ya some Rolling Stones. Allie Willis and her friend Jerry played at Ghettoogloss last week.I know what treat that was. Jerry is 90 and on an oxygen tank. Remember kids you too can Rock till you drop,so get out the an rock, it's never too late.

Miss Mercy's birthday party at the Redwood is being thrown by Miss Pamela Des Barres and her son Lucky Otis, that's right Shuggie Otis and Mercy's talented son! Mercy was in the GTO's.an all girl band from the 60's. Frank Zappa loves these gals! The GTO's plaster cast rock stars tasty goodie bits uh huh.

Happy Birthday Johnny Rotten, Roger Cornwall, and Henry Rollins from us to all of you birthday babes!

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By Tequila Mockingbird Jan 22 2009

Happy days were here again! The Pasadena Doo Dah Parade was back and bigger than ever! I played the Pre party singing Jumpin Jack Flash and Little Red Riding Hood. Queen Micki sang Fever, Queen Mercy sang Respect,Queen Kavita sang Set the world on fire. We all sang back up on key mind you and Prince Andrew's band Bad Stuff kept us rockin the night away. I hung with Gus formally of Flipside magazine and currently the king of Gloop, Czar and Czarina Tom and Patty, Queen Erica and her dad James Martin.

Parade day came and I marched with the Circuit Benders auxiliary. Mona Jean,and husband inventor Jeff,Anthony Ausgang ,Michelino, Josepina, Bill, Gusto,Tracy and more marched the arade route playing Fuckeded up instruments, There's nothing like Englishmen in my house. I am a happy cmper when I hear cockney n my home. Bad Manners came to stay at my house. uster, Lee and Russell and I prowled the Velvet Margarite, I as just there with Jesse from Eagles of Death Meal right after they played at Jay Leno's and we met up at the Varla girls party at the Burgundy room. It was moved from the mostly defucked Tinys.

Bad Manners played three songs launched into "Can't keep my eyes of of you" the four seasons, as mellow as you can get and three fights broke out with the kids from east LA.

The Knitting Factory stopped the gig. They staff were too girly to nip the vato's and cholo's in the bud...It seems like all the fighters wre rlated by race. Bad Manner was our show not your puto's.

Speaking of EL Gato... LA'S favorite radio station has been ripped from the air and 10.1 has become a Mexican barn dance station.All the diehard Indie listeners are in shock.

"I want to thank everybody for listening to the show and supporting the station," says JONES. "It was an experience I truly enjoyed and the support I got from my fans and artists who came on the show was just incredible. I'd like to think we broke some rules and that everyone had a bloody good time. Thanks for listening.

I don't mean to sound like a dangling Doris...but gosh I don't even think Mr. Jones knew how close Indie was to the end of it's day. I had spoken to Lemmy the day before and he was planning to go on the show so they had no notice of the coming disaster.

I had been singing karaoke with Lemmy son Paul and my gal pal Toscha. They call me Zepperella,Paul sang Hendrix and Toscha sang Journey.

Stay tuned for information about "JONESY'S JUKEBOX" in the coming weeks.

I have a Radio Show on Thursdays at noon on THE STIR-WCSS 1490 AM in New York They walked in on Thursday morning a cleared out the same day.

I went to be on my float in the parade and someone had vandalized the bus, destroying the electrical and graffiting the the beautiful artwork and ending my chance of playing. I marched with the Gentleman's Circuit Benders Auxiliary playing a gum cigar... And Indie 103.1 went off the air.Where is Mr. Jones you may ask... in true Indie fashion, he is developing something new so... these are only DJs that have offered to continue their labor of love and host their shows on-line. The current list includes:
Passport Approved with Sat Bisla,Harmony In My Head with Henry Rollins, Complete Control with Joe Sib,Neon Noise with Paul V,Chaos with Full Metal Jackie,Reggae Smoke In with Native Wayne,Barely Legal with Joe Escalante, Suicide Girls with Missy Suicide.

More exciting news is coming soon, so please check our website often at www. indie1031. com for the latest announcements and to stream the music and shows you love.

I don't mean to sound like a dangling Doris...but gosh I don't even think Mr. Jones knew how close Indie ws to the end of it's day. I had spoken to Lemmy the day before and he was planning to go on the show so they had no notice of the coming disaster.

I had been singing karaoke with Lemmy son Paul and my gal pal Toscha. They call me Zepperella,Paul sang Hendrix and Toscha sang Journey.

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By Tequila Mockingbird Jan 5 2009

New Years has come and gone and though I had a last minute change of plans I got through the chaos without a hitch. Firstly My plan was to go to Elise and Bob's house as I did 2 years ago for a lovely home NYE. After giving my friend who was driving the address, she insisted that we go to The king's head pub. I did not want to see any Englishmen so I said no. She said she was going and she was going to the party after that and that it would make her crazy to pick me up. I said go on I'll find another was, which I did not.

I had planned to kiss someone special at midnite so I just hung around my pad till 10pm and then I went to The Velvet Margarita. Owners,Daddy and Ava were in Las Vegas where they are building The Velvet Margarita in Las Vegas, I hung with DJ Brainscomb,Skatemaster Tate, Smoked Paul and Sarah Vato's Havana good time Cigars and drank Strawberry Margarita's concocted by the ever suave and handsome Tomas...12:00 clock came most festively and I gathered my kisses from my English Garden.

I danced the night away with Alex,The Mohawk Britboy from True Tattoo while he sang English football songs in my ear. He was totally rowdy and really big giggle all night long. I saw Kane, in a tux cross the crowd room formally of Bar Deluxe and I had some Delicious Tequila Bisque Soup.

After I skated over to the New Years party at the Burgundy room. I wanted to listening to Fotographer Apollo Star and Duchess Marie DJ cause players don't fall in love. Britboy and I hung outside the club like old times.

X and the New York Dolls played at the Nokia Theater.Exene and the band totally rocks.However It is the kind of venue I hate 10 times more corparate than the Key Club when it was new and kinda like a New Wave prison camp with guards to frisk and inspect you every 30 seconds. The New York Dolls played the Blues and It was new music really fun and they took alot of artistic chances. Thier hits got us all to sing along. I ran into John Doe and his lovely daughter, Billy Zoom shot me his never ending smile and Exene looked resplendent in her new XBob, a very European Harcut which I loved, her black Matron dress and red apron. The band is on tour now but Exene will be back for her very own art show in April. I'll let you know when it is happening...

The Roxy was packed and I went to Karaoke. I felt like singing lot's of Zep, Toscha loves it when I sing Try by Janis Joplin so I sing for her. She is a beautiful blond actress with the sex action most star dream about.She looks like a sex kitten but inside she is so sweet and silly, she sang 'Anyway you want it' with bells on. Roxy and Kade who DJ for me at the Vine bar with Surfer Mike, manned the karaoke booth. Miss Kimmy manned the alcohol.

I went to the Mad TV party at the Velvet Margarita.Bobby Lee Kissed me which was sweet,The gang was there. My friend Tonie Sowers did not make it and was sorely missed. My friend actress comedian Tracy Collins was there but I never saw her cause the place was uber packed.

Later the Velvet staff, Daddy and wife Ava , Andy and the gang took pictures for Yelp magazine and other papers. The sexiest man alive was bartending, his name is Thomas.I think my hand wanted to feel him up during the posing.. Then saved by the bell Alain from Eleven came in with the Artic Monkeys, surely my favorite band along with their project the last shadow puppets whom I missed because I was filming NCIS. Alain and Josh from Kyuss, Queens of the New Stone Age, and Eagles of Death Metal produced the new Arctic Monkeys record in Joshua Tree. I can't wait to hear it.

Alain and his wife Natasha were inseparable . They were two of the nicest and most talented musicians and producers in town. She died a couple of weeks ago and it is sad is lose her.We lost a great women.She was a Russian,classical pianist and was brimming with ideals.They were like twins. I wish him my deepest sympathy.

The Rock City News awards were festive. I spent time with Miss Wendy and Rubin looked so handsome in suit. I sang With a little help from my friends with my friends. Marky Desade trned in a stellar performance including one of my favorite Christian Death songs. Kiss on my Hands.I used tbe the MC but now I am relegated to the audience as an observer. I sat with Felicity nd he ex boyfriend and her new boyfriend and watched her old boyfriend play on stage. She said it was surreal.

I was walking to the Dollar store for cat food when I ran into my girlfriend Natasha and her daughter. Nat works at Universal City and has een my friend for over 20 years she reminded me to go to the John Lennon memorial with Jerry Rubin and Don from the Breakfast with the Beatles, my gal pal Cynthia was here and we sang songs together and signed a card for Yoko. I was excited that Don reads my column.Yeah! Il ike his show alot.

When I got home I got a call from Paul Picasso to met him at Barney's Beanery where he was Robby's personal photographer and Ray and he told ghost stories about Jim Morrison while Jim Ladd grilled them on the Doors history.

I loves Robby talking about Jim throwing a pool ball at his head. He was so punk rock, the old devil.There was free whiskey and chili, Jim's favorite. Lot's of Doors music and rumors....Jim died at a famous Paris nightclub but since he copped there the bundled him out the back door and into his tub at the hotel.

The Bergamont station had a wingding and Cynthia and I were there to check it out. My friend Joe Wood formally of TSOL was singing the blues. I got to sing with him,surely one of my dreams come true. The girls serving wine were young pretty and smart!Anthony Ausgang had some work up and I've always loved his art ever since he and Robert Williams used to show at my gallery Zomo in the early 90's.Good Samaritan's Group art show and Matthew Bone's " Like giving a kid a loaded gun".

CoproNason gallery is owned by Gary who used to run the Key Club and his lovely girlfriend and they have very good taste. Don't miss the chance to see this show! The Zero One is showing again so check um on my myspace page.www.myspace/tequilaoshollywood. While you are there check out Chris Rael and my version of Jumpin Jack Flash, I'm shopping it to film and television. I want you comments if you like it.

I'm playing at the Old Towne Pub on January 10th with other Queens, Naughty Mickie, Mercy, Kavita Sharma, Prince Andrews band,Bad Stuff are playing it's 2 ucks to get in and the show starts at 8:30 sharp! Check out my version of Jumpin Jack Flash on my myspace page. www.myspace.cm/tequilaofhollywood.

The Pasadena Doo Dah Parade is on the 18th on January at 11:00am. I will be playing on the 1 Second Film Bus with the Evangenitals, Queen Julie and he Royal Court will include The Duchess Maria, DJ from the Burgandy Room,and Naughty Mickie will have her own float! Join us for fun and games at the American Legion Hall after the Parade!

The last Sunday of every month I have a Party at the Vine Bar it's free and fun join my there and at Miss Kimmy's Karaoke next door to the Roxy where excitement reigned King with Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top, Dave Navarro,Matt Sorum,Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols and so much more.The street was packed like the old days. I ran ino Stephanie Mata and Frankie the sound man for many cool LA locations including the old Viper room. Tommy Black is the manager at the Viper room but he also just played a bunch of shows with Scott Weiland and they sound great.

Happy New Years oh yeah, Happy days are here agian

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By Tequila Mockingbird Dec 18 2008

The Roxy was packed and I went to Karaoke. I felt like singing lot's of Zep, Toscha loves it when I sing Try by Janis Joplin so I sing for her. She is a beautiful blond actress with the sex action most star dream about.She looks like a sex kitten but inside she is so sweet and silly, she sang 'Anyway you want it' with bells on. Roxy and Kade who DJ for me at the Vine bar with Surfer Mike, manned the karaoke booth. Miss Kimmy manned the alcohol.

I went to the Mad TV party at the Velvet Margarita.Bobby Lee Kissed me which was sweet,The gang was there. My friend Tonie Sowers did not make it and was sorely missed. My friend actress comedian Tracy Collins was there but I never saw her cause the place was uber packed.

Later the Velvet staff, Dddy and wife Ava , andy and the gang took pictures for Yelp magazine and other papers. The sexiest man alive was bartending, his name is Thomas.I think my hand wanted to feel him up during the posing.. Then saved by the bell Alain from Eleven came in with the Artic Monkeys, surely my favorite band along with their project the last shadow puppets whom I missed because I was filming NCIS.

Alain and Josh from Kyuss, Queens of the New Stone Age, and Eagles of Death Metal produced te new Artic record in Josua Tree. I can't wait to hear it.

Alain and his wife Natasha were inseparable . They were one of the nicest and most talented musicians and producers in town. She died a couple of weeks ago and it is sad is lose her. We lost a great women.She was a Russian,classical pianist and was brimming with ideals.They were like twins. I wish him my deepest sympathy.

The Rock City News awards were festive. I spent time with Miss Wendy and Rubin looked so handsome in suit. I sang With a little help from my friends with my friends. Marky Desade trned in a stellar performance including one of my favorite Christian Death songs. Kiss on my Hands.I used tbe the MC but now I am relegated to the audience as an observer. I sat with Felicity nd he ex boyfriend and her new boyfriend and watched her old boyfriend play on stage. She said it was surreal.

I was walking to the Dollar store for cat food when I ran into my girlfriend Natasha and her daughter. Nat works at Universal City and has een my friend for over 20 years she reminded me to go to the John Lennon memorial with Jerry Rubin and Don from the Breakfast with the Beatles, my gal pal Cynthia was here and we sang songs together and signed a card for Yoko. I was excited that Don reads my column.Yeah! Il ike his show alot.

When I got home I got a call from Paul Picasso to met him at Barney's Beanery where he was Robby's personal photographer and Ray and he told ghost stories about Jim Morrison while Jim Ladd grilled them on the Doors history.

I loves Robby talking about Jim throwing a pool ball at his head. He was so punk rock, the old devil.There was free whiskey and chili, Jim's favorite. Lot's of Doors music and rumors....Jim died at a famous Paris nightclub but since he copped there the bundled him out the back door and into his tub at the hotel.

The Bergamont station had a wingding and Cynthia and I were there to check it out. My friend Joe Wood formally of TSOL was singing the blues. I got to sing with him,surely one of my dreams come true. The girls serving wine were young pretty and smart!Anthony Ausgang had some work up and I've always loved his art evey since he and Robert Williams used to show at my gallery Zomo in the early 90's.Good Samaritan's Group art show and Matthew Bone's " Like giving a kid a loaded gun".

CoproNason gallery is owned by Gary who used to run the Key Club and his lovely girlfriend and they have very good taste. Don't miss the chance to see this show! The Zero One is showing again so check um on my myspace page.www.myspace/tequilaoshollywood. While you are there check out Chris Rael and my version of Jumpin Jack Flash, I'm shopping it to film and television. I want you comments if you like it.

The last Sunday of every month I have a Party at the Vine Bar it's free and fun join my there and at Miss Kimmy's Karaoke next door to the Roxy where excitement reign's with Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top, Dave Navarro,Matt Sorum,Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols and so much more.The street was packed ike the old days. I ran ino Stephanie Mata and Frankie the sound man for many cool LA locations including the old Viper room. Tommy Black is the manager at the Viper room but he also just played a bunch of shows with Scott Weiland and they sound great.

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By Tequila Mockingbird Dec 5 2008

I'm went to see The Sisters of Mercy at the Fonda, I saw fog. It was what hell might be like. I was looking for my pal Patrica Morrison, But I did not have my glasses and all I saw was fog fog fog...Then I went to Camp Freddy at the Roxy with Dave Navarro and Billy Morrison.i was on my way to my Tuesday night favorite, Karaoke at the Rainbow with Tony and Roxy and Laguna girl.Mr. Jones was causing a stir and Lemmy was nowhere to be seen.

I had two Thanksgivings one with my friend Holly who is a dancer at Jumbo's,and she is a good little cook Rod from Slashe's Snakepit and her cousin. Then Cynthia the button designer, and I went to Mona Jean and Jeff's house for a feast. We watched Ladies and Gentlemen the Fabulous Stains, Team America,and more. We are marching in the Highland Park Parade on Sunday with his group the Circuit Benders. We will march with crazy toys that have been altered for our pleasure.

I went to the part time punks festival to see the Slits but they did not show up. The Wild Stares, Savage Republic and Nervous Gender where in the house though so it was fun.I love Nervous Gender with a passion.

I think NCIS is on the air on Monday the 9th with my episode Caged. Prison,Lesbians,Speed, Shanks,the lovely David Mccallum and tyed up police offices.! My friend Polly Perrette looked as cute as a button. The director Leslie was stellar and the caterer was tits!

Go get a haircut, I am going Atila's I was his hair model in the 80's. He moved his shop.

Have you ever overheard someone you care about slagging you and you tried to be nice anyway. Oh Mon Dieu it's hard to forgive. Whatever Bitches, It ain't nothing new. I think no more Mr. nice girl fer sure.

I attended the Hollywood Xmas Parade. Boring but nice. I just want to hang around with Santa Claus anyway.The best part is stopping by the Cat and Fiddle and seeing Lola and Scott Milano, The kids and the Bournesmith lads.

We all grew up together.I want you to vote for me as the est Rythym and Blues singer. Check out my latest song recreation with Chris Rael Jumpin Jack Flash at www.myspace.com/tequilaofhollywood.There is more coming as well!

I'm taking a screen writing class with Paul Picasso thanks to Electra Anderson.She wants to do a production company.Yahooooo!

Rumors abound that the Professionals are gonna tour and PIL is reuniting? I have not scene Keith Levine in a long time, but Martin Atkins is doing great with is record company Invisible in Chicago. We picked a new queen for the Doo Dah. Queen Skittles. She is a blast. She's punky and fun and her talent is documentation.I remember wwhen I was Queen of the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo.My talent was wrestling the Grand Pooh Bah! Oh Yeah!Here is a letter from Santa! Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas,Rock City Kids!

I was making my list and checking it twice, trying to find out who's been naughty or nice this year and can you believe it! You have been on the Nice List all year round. Out of all of the children in all of the countries in the world, you are number one at the very top of my Nice List. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen were so excited when I told them that they danced in the snow for hours and Rudolph's nose wouldn't stop glowing because he was just so excited for you!

This year, the elves have been especially busy making Christmas gifts for children all over the world. And since we know that you have been such a good kids all year long, in celebration(?). I had the elves prepare a special gift just for you this Christmas. I hope you like it! Rudolph and the other reindeer are just itching to visit Hollywood. In fact, that will be our first stop of the year. We're all so excited! I hope you continue to be a good kid and remember to leave some cookies and milk out for me!

Have a very Merry Christmas! See you soon!

Santa Claus

P.S. Mrs. Claus wanted me to tell you that she is so proud of you for being so good this year by keeping your room clean, helping with the dish washing, getting good grades in school, etc) and that you have grown to become such a wonderful young kids.

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By Tequila Mockingbird Oct 15 2008

Let's talk about Pygmy Love Circus and Killing Joke at the House of Blues. It was a beautiful night and my dear friend Micheal Savage is back on stage after an almost fatal brush with cancer. I am glad to sy he is looking and feeling great and has a neW baby with wife Laura 41 years after his first child was born. I drove home with his son Tony. saw Gabby whom I have known since ahe was a little girl and had a grand time hanging with drummer Danny who plays with Danny from Pygmy and Tool. My one of my two favorite bartenders John from the Vine bar made it possible for me to come to that party.

Upstairs, in the Foundation room they had some bright new baby bands. It got so packed downstairs during Killing Joke I had to go an watch it on TV in the restaurant. I was alone and cozy I want you to know the Joke are the smartest men I have heard speak in a long time.Druids with a spiritual reality I can get with fer sure.

Dukey and Duchess De Sade, Mark Mc Graff, Morrisey, Steve Jones, Dave Grohl, Dean Karr who was uber drunken the night before he left for a shark diving You'd think he would give that up after he got an infection from swimming in chum earlier this year.fter all, he blew up like a balloon!Gawd!

I went to the art opening for Bob Greun's New york Dolls book at the Morrisey gallery.Slim Jim Phanthom from the Stary Cats, wearing a cast, Dave Stewart Vinnie and Sirius Trixin from the Motor City Rebels, Ny dear friend Babs who was married to Arthur Kane. We worked together for years before the Dolls reunited.Rodney Bingenhiemer, who was in the book.Helen Keller who dated Did Vicious at one time.

I chatted with a new friend,Sir Thomas, Edward Lozzi PR man, Photographer, Jim Stienfeldt and so many well wishers and lookey loos my head was swimming.The gallery owner ,Sam Milgrom was sweet and hospitable. The wait staff was truly fantastic and We had a great time.My galpal Elise Thompson and husband bob were there snapping away! Creem magazine was my favorite as a sweet Jung thing so I was in heaven to met him even though he was my Facebook brother.

After Cynthia and I went to the 01 Gallery opening for Mear. Anthony Kiedis dropped by so it as like old times,Then we went to the after party at the Far Bar downtown.Where I spent time with John Pochna and Jim from the gallery and danced all night till morning came.

I hung with my pals, Chris Hey from Joy Revision, the Pope, so many of my pals I can't even count... I got the new Bob Greun New York Dolls book at the Morrison Gallery, Venice Beach, and made the Zero,Killing Joke & Pygmy, UCLA and Gay pride in 48 hours Now it's time for sleep and dreaming of the quiet house and crazy husband I dream about every night.

I helped my friend Cynthia flog some Obama buttons at the Women for Obama Rally at UCLA and at the Gay pride fest at Radford NBC lot.Gabatrin was there along with my friend Rick from the night before at Morriesy Hotel art gallery.

The Dandy Warhols played the Wiltern. The stage show was that Nu Psychedelia I love. I was invited by my DJ Surfer Mike and his friends.We went to Mike's gaff and listened to all their albums. Fun Fun Fun! I hate politricks. If you ask me I'd just say i was sorry about that silly tea party. I might have even had them arrested for impersonating Indians. I am not voting for Obama because he is part of my DNA, but because I can't stand the other team.

I went to see Dave Stewart and his Rock Fabulous band at the Roxy. It took 3 girls to replace Annie Lenox.Amy was my favorite she was so nice I caught up with her at the end of the party and I hung out downstairs. We were watching the papparazi scramble every 10 minutes.

After the show I gave Amy a rose. She ssid that she had so much fun, Stephanie Mata hung out with Clem and Ellen Burke, Andy Garcia and his gal got bum rushed by the press. I got a ride home with Sirus Trixon and Vinny Stilleto. Russel and Dino were partying at the Rainbow Owner Mario and his wife were holding court.Scotty and Lemmy bellied up to the bar. It was a good night on the strip. I am sooo hungry in every way. Food Love Sex Money the lot...

I mysteriously fell off the second story of our apartment when I was 4. I broke my leg and had to wear a special shoe. Not a hit with the other kids, I also split my tongue in half, it was over here and I was over there.

I had to relearn speaking after they sewed it back in my mouth I was taught speech therapy at Catholic school for years so I did not sound like anyone else.It's a long story... My grandmother found me twisted on the ground.

Club Fluffer is having a party on the 26th of October at the Vine Bar and I really want you all to come! We are havind an art show with Pacman and friends, Roger Cornwall's velvet painted delights, K. Howell delighful drawings, and more!9pm till 2am. Belly dancers and DJ'S Kade, Roxy and Juicy Jay.

Also don't forget Miss Kimmy's karaoke at the Rainbow every Tuesday night at the Rainbow. 9pm-2am free and a blast starring you and my pals singing our favorite tunes.

Our friend Brad passed on last month but we are having a picnic in his honor at Griffith Park near the merry go round on November 3rd 3-7 pm in the afternoon. If you need more info contact me or Chuckie or go and visit him at the Kibbitz room at Canters on Tuesday or Friday. We truly loved Brad and wish him a fond farewell.

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By Tequila Mockingbird Sep 25 2008

I'm locked away in my tower and under my stained glass window's there lives a homeless man. He has been sleeping under my windows every night. He looks like an ad for a Santeria.

The man has black skin and grizzly gray beard in a pile of rags with a shopping cart. He is living on the other side of my wall and I can hear everything he says.

He mutters and curses and sings and I thought it was funny when the cps came this morning to ask him to leave and he said" You can suck my Dick" and then he said "I used to have a 45, now I have a 40,,,,"

I went to Hell , which is a club on Ivar once a month. It is the Bondage capital of Hollywood. My eyes hurt because they were working overtime. So much stimuli! I saw fire being blown up the ass of women, a number of spankings, Bondage gear,People getting their skulls pierced,Whippings ,Canings , Art werk and music. I was like living in a Bosch/Gieger painting without the windowpane acid!

I went to visit my DJ friend Surfer Mike and the took me to the bestest Tranny bar in LA. The location is the old club Fuck! on Sunset in Silverlake. They seemed happy to have a real girl dancing on the table.I feel so sfe. We had n after party and Mike and I DJ'd for the troops. I love to go to his house and watch sports. The guys are soooo funny!

Time Warner Cable is closed due to a takeover by the City.I have had a show on the air since 1982, I ws just getting the hang of it. Meanwhile I am still airing shows on channel 24 time Warner till the end of the year.My shows will start appearing on Rocknrollhollywood.com in the coming weeks so check in.

Brain Wilson as at Amoba signing his new record. A friend had him sigh Pet Sounds. His new record dounds great. Brian doees not seem to ever smile but I have feeling he is smiling on the inside! 50 people lined up an Brian signed everything with very few words to go around. He did an interview on line with Actress Zooey Desjarnelle and she has a col band called She and Him.

The Vex was reopened after 28 years and I was the MC. The Gears and The Brat played lots of our favorites. Joe Vex is doing a series of shows at Self Help till the end of the year. Sin Slley, The Wooley Bully's and more sparked music through the night.he parking lot ws full of punters. The merch was great the Vex shirts were wonderful, Lot's of old punk records and posters. Jill and I chtted with alot of old pls. Joe and I saw people we had not seen since 1982.It was a wonderful night for all how attended.We have more shows in October so look us up on myspace.com/the Vex.

I played at Echo Curious with Chris Realsy who plays a men sitar. We are writing together this week and I am singing some songs tht he wrote for a play about James Joyce that will be voiced in New York later this Fall.

my pals Barbara who I spent my Sundays with her every week at the Farmer Market.She made Beautiful Boxes. he got a clot in her leg that went to her head. . I spent time with her daughter Gabriel and the fameily and we had the wke at the Rainbow and Brad who ran Boardners for years his memorial was there, Chucky hhadbeen taking care of him since his stroke nd the whole gang got together for one last time. Peter Haskel is Dead. He was shot by Bruce Kellegg from NO magazine. It's very sad. I don't know what happened but they say it was self defence.

I'm going to see my friend Dave Stewart and his Rock Fabulous band palyed at the Roxy. Dave and Annie were in the Eurethmics and I was in thier would I lie to you video. Dave mad a TV show in England that I was in. I wish I was in his band. Lord knows I can sing...

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By Tequila Mockingbird Aug 27th 2008

I go to the 'What we do is Secret' movie at the Nuart in West LA with director actors and angels and Q and A after the film.Stella, Rebecca from Fright Wig,The Movie's Stars, tons of press,Helen Keller and Paul Rossler but not together..Stella from KXLU. Rodney and Brendan were not there,though,they were actualized in the movie.

Then I went to the Sunset Junction to see the Germs Live again.It was hot, it always is the hottest day of the year.I was standing with my 3 camera crew, Barb from Duchess De Sade and Haunted Garage front man Dukey Flyswatter, writer director Patrick,Photographer Tim Sinn's roommate. Pat Hoed, Suger Pie, Paul from the Butt Wizards,Mike from Rosemary's Billygoat and a slew of who's who.

The audience is heckling Shane West that He wasn't gay enough to be Darby,I say Thank GoD, eh says he's too Polite to be Darby, and I say Thank God, He's says is that how it is Tequila? and I say that's how it is for me old man... I thought we were gonna brawl punk rock still,I knew Darby and I know he would have loved it The duchess agrees with me that he is so hot you don't mind the temperature anymore.

The movie is a great slice of urban LA Life and the actors seemed to get our frustrated. It is the way it was, We had fun then and we have fun now. I went to the Bigfoot Lodge to pick up tickets to Sunset Junction only to get a sign up drawing.

Ed Canfield is in Town for the Criswell party. This Year far for it's original elegance at the Piano bar. It was more like the City had let a prison bus out at the door.Lot's of rough trade just like Criswell would have liked it, Then the midnight vigil to Criswell's house where Charles used to like for ghost stories.Criswell house is also famous for spawning Disgraceland where Iris Berry and Pleasant Gehman lived.

Bob Blackburn, who did the Cocktail hour radio show on Sattelite. He is Criswellian as well, quote a few heads including Charles Coulombe.Next Year the Party will be held at The Cat and Fiddle I went to the Club and hung out with motorcycle boys. Yeah!

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By Tequila Mockingbird July 6 2008

A Shot of Tequila

Bob Dylan once said, "Chaos is a friend of mine."I say Bob's your uncle. The fourth of July was spent by my friend Hope, of Pink Salt catering's pool. Pat Hoed 's band played Kiss songs while every thing around us was fireworks. Handsome Artist Anthony Ausgang, Actor Bob Moss, Tina and Robbie from the East Hollywood Silverlake BBQ Association. Mona and Tim, Real estate mogul Steve Stokes,Carlos Nunez,and others came to pitch a tent or two in Hope's Back yard. Hope was wearing a bikini a leopard caftam, a few guys were pitching tent's all by themselves thanks to our hostess.

I went their with my friend Cindy and spent the night at her gaff cause it was I closer to the party We stopped at Jack in the Box and my ex agent Janet Cunningham's the door was open but no one was home!

Akbar was happening on the Forth of July . Yes. It's gay ,No, I'm not.

I rushed to catch the train from Hollywood, walked for 6 blocks and arrived too late to see Brain Grillo in his new band , Born in Death Valley.I spoke with band members Bill Tutten and drummer David. I saw Carol Cetone who danced earlier at the Shindig.I was however on time to hear out of the blue by Roxy Music under the bluest of California skies. with the white puffy coulds floating by.

This was a serenely surreal moment for me.

I ran into Keith Berry from the Silverlake Conservatory.

I asked him about Ukekule lessons. He told me that they do on Saturdays 25 dollars for 1/2 an hour, four weeks a month and everybody pays.

Le Deux Cafe has a Rock n Roll night that I am going to book on Mondays. I used to sing their with owner creator designer Michelle Lamy. I hung out with Lisa and Billy Zane and a gaggle movies Stars. Now, Matt Sorum, Paris Hilton and the New Hollywood A list lurk looking for entertainment and I wanta show them what Real LA sound is.

Denise Zoom and husband Eli came to town and brighten up the city for a moment. First we got together at the 01 gallery for the Bollwevils with the Grand Poo Bah of the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo's Chris on Drums!I was the queen of the Order in 1989. Brendan Mullen, My sister Elise from Hellcats LA, John Pochna,Jill from Spacekitty a flipped out screenwriter who compared scars with Mandy for an hour till I ran screaming from the table.

One of my favorite songs of the year is I will Possess your heart by Death Cab for Cutie, But did you know that the name of the band comes from a song written by the Bozo Dog DooDah Band? Well now you do.

I was watching all the garbage in the top ten in the states on VHI. What the hell are they listening too out there? It's as bad or worst that pre punk america, What a bunch of crap? Bon Jovi,Brett Micheals, Triving Ivory? Natasha who? Are you all on drugs? Without Indie 103.1, KXLU and KCRW I would have to push the button.

Anyways I know YOU acan do better I know I can sooooo... Don't forget to join me at Miss Kimmy's Karaoke at the Rainbow Bar and Grill every Tuesday night from 9pm-2am.

Just have fun and things and stuff!

Zero One Prom was a delight I wore my Blue Evening Gown from the Doo Dah. I had my photo taken with JR and we ended up at the Cicada next door for cocktails with a friend who was in a movie with me and Mark Mothersbaugh in the 80's.

Meanwhile at the Cat and Fiddle, It was Otis's birthday and he was my soundman at Club Fluffer at Zen Sushi and I worked with him back at the Coconut Teazer. My pal Kim was bartending and the joint was hopping.

I have been asked to join Kollectiv with Micheal Shepard from Pygmy Love Circus and I can't wait he's been a pal for years. Congrats to Mike and Lara on baby Augustus who will be born in August.

Punk Globe Magazine having our 30th anniversary party at the Vine Bar on July 20th all are welcome and many Punk Rock Anti stars and scenesters are set to arrive. Go to www. punkglobe. com or more info.

I'm going to the Henry Fonda for The English Beat on the 24th of July at the Henry Fonda Theatre.

I was supposed to go on the 4th to the Bondage Ball but I got caught in a Hippie vortex in the Valley. It was to hot for Rubber,Leather and Vinyl and chicks singing songs like I kissed a girl.

I'm going to The Ramones party at the Hollywood Forever Cemetary on August 1st.

I went to one last year for Rock and Roll High School. Henry Rolliins spoke, It's like a Drive in picnic, at the graveyard without the car.

I've been to the Hotel Cafe twice this week. Once for my friend Ruby and again for Micheal Berg.

Ruby was great,. Chris Morris from Watusi Radio was there from Indie and some Interscope lookieloos coped out the scene

The phone rings and Christina is on the line she wants Mandy and I to com to a party at the Standard at 6am.

Downtown bound instantly for a post rave chill and a jump in the pool with my black satin bra and panties. Oh yeah and bake until noon.

I remember when Guy Oseary used to listen to my music.

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By Tequila Mockingbird June 19 2008

A Scoop by Tequila Mockingbird 2008

A Shot of Tequila

Hello 36 hour party people. Welcome to Hollywood the musical home of Rock and Roll, movie stars, gypsys,tramps and thieves. Haunted Garage played at Safari Sams and the old guard was out in force. Barb from Duchess de Sade,Debra the no. 1 piercer in Maui, Botanist Andre, who flew in from San Francisco and joined us at the Buzzbin party at the Vine Bar some days later and the gang. Their was lot's of fake Blood and Rock and Roll.

I'm going to sing with Actor Jeff Goldblum on Wednesday at Aqua in Beverly Hills. Most people don't know Jeff is not only an actor but a great Jazz piano player. He gets the gals and I know why! What a smooth guy he is. We had a night of easy listening and actor Billy Zane came to the 01 gallery to hang with we bohemians and listen to my old friend DJ Tay. People at the 01 have known each other for long time sometimes decades.

I managed to miss the Target Video Party at Moca gallery downtown ,Target Video is from San Francisco started shooting Punk shows in the 80's. I went to visit with Specimen, way back when I was starting the booking for New Wave Theater. Shane, who is the new Darby Crash replacement and Don Bolles from the Germs, Henry Rollins, Ginger Coyote from Punk Globe magazine turned 20 years old.

The Sex Pistols played in Las Vegas to a packed house. The video's are on utube. It's great to see the boys touring. I saw footage of the Isle of Wight Festival where they played with Ian Brown and Iggy Pop and the Stooges with bass player to the Gods, Mike Watt. Now they are playing Venice and Russia this weekend. they have 30 plus shows in Europe.

In sadder news...Tracie Micheaz from the Peppermint Creeps was found dead on the bus while touring Texas and I'm going to his wake at the Rainbow. Tracy was a great guy always upbeat. I saw him at my corner market a week before he passed and he said he had just returned from Europe where his tour was cut short by the promoter's screw up with work permits.

Jack Marquette who was co creator of the Anti Club in the 80's.We gave the first LA shows to the likes of Sonic Youth.He was a sweet man and I loved him e turned this town on it's ear back in the day.

Girlz of Zaetar has reunited for a tribute to Sun Ra after 20 years and played two gigs in LA and one in New York. Chaos rules the day.Check out our myspace page.myspace.com/girlzofzaetar

Mojo from Rock City News just started a new magazine called Lost Anarchy He and I write for Rock City news as well. Last night we were hanging at the Rainbow with Marvin, drinking Champagne and Scotty, Lemmy's Hollywood bodyguard in between songs upstairs where I hostess Karaoke with Miss Kimmy and the Twinny Twins. I have just been elected Queen of the Sunset Strip by the Star Radio DJ for 98.7fm.I'm going on the air on Monday!

Johnny Rotten at the Cat and Fiddle. Slash, Morrissey have been hiding out at my favorite pub as well. I'll never forget my Morrisey new years kiss! He was a fan of Harry the Dog and used to come to our shows.

I have been getting lost alot lately it happens when I fall in love, I lose my way to the living room of my apartment.This time I was sure that their was a party on the bridge in Pasadena.I was a week early so my pal Cindy and I went to Pasadena Barney's Beanery. The sister of the Beanery where Janis Joplin had her last meal before she died. We had a pitcher of Beer and watched soccer.

Victoria Beckum went strolling though my favorite Farmers Market in a Orange back less sun dress with a body guard at her side. Otherwise she looks like every other half naked women there. I wanted to ask her "tell me what you want what you really really want!" I bought 2 tye dye dresses from Belizean Gal made by my friend Deborrah Fairweather.I always ea at Kamal's Internatinal every Sunday cause I love Greek food.My friend Barbara is the duchess of decopouge.I sit at her booth and watch the stars go by.

We all go to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery for the Ramones tribute.Everyone goes to the graveyard and watches movies. We ae having this party on August 1st. I got my information from myspace via Johnny Ramones's Army. Summer also means free shows at noon in Pershing square downtown,and Tuesday nights at Hollywood and Highland for free Jazz and Wine cheese and Grapes. The new Batman is coming out with Heath Ledger and The guy who plays Batman is boring looking. I enjoyed working with Val Kilmer. He was a handsome Batman. I'm the bass player in the Nyatech psrty.

I worked on a movie called 'I love you man' and I am sunburned and peeling 2 weeks later. We shot on Venice Beach for 2 day which is mighty fun.The temperture is around 80-90 in the day time.Tomorrow will be about 104. Talk about your California Steaming!

The hula hoop just turned 50 years old.I love goofy stuff like that. I still have one and I bought some roller skates and just in time I am going to a summer solstice roller derby hoe down. That's a trip. I hope I don't skin my knees!

I saw Does it Offend You Yeah ! at Amoeba which is our local record store.I love them every though they are a baby band. They go a record deal right away and they were in shock! The record companies need young victims these days... See you next month with more Underground news.

My friend Martin Atkins has drummed with PiL, Killing Joke, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Pigface, and The Damage Manual, among others. As owner of the now 20-year old Invisible Records he has worked with artists such as Thrill Kill Kult, Einsturzende Neubauten, Chemlab, Chris Connelly, Sheep On Drugs, Murder Inc, Psychic TV, etc. He owns Mattress Factory Studios in Chicago, that has been home to Pigface, Rx (featuring Ogre from Skinny Puppy), Meg Lee Chin, The Damage Manual, Murder Inc, Jared Louche of Chemlab, H3llbent, Bile, Gravity Kills, Sheep on Drugs, and much much more.Congrats on 20 years of great music.

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By Tequila Mockingbird April 30 2008

A Scoop by Tequila Mockingbird 2008

The Rainbow was off the hook for it's 35th anniversary. Mario and Pop's was in Fine form.That nutsy Nazi, Scott,Felicity,Cindy, Curtis from Buzzbin, King Russell and the boys,Mike at the Door, lot's of big hair,

I saw X at the Fonda with Headcat with Lemmy,Danny B.Harvey, and Slim Jim Phanthom on drums. That was a great show. Lemmy sang and played his favorite tunes with vim and vigor.After party with the stars, Tim Scott, Tim Ferris, Mike from Rosemary's Billygoat,Smog Vomit, Robert Stoddart,Helen Keller,John Doe, Billy Zoom, Exene and the after glow of a great night. I saw the New York Dolls at the Henry Fonda Music Box. The Fonda became a time capsule of 1976 rock and roll! I first met the Dolls in 1974 when I was 14. I told them I was 15 years old. I saw the Dolls last year at the Sunset Junction with the Wierdo's and Candy Kane.

The show was so exciting and the fact that there is all this new energy having lost Arthur and Johnny. Sylvain is still a master showman He is funny and still sexy after all this time. The after party was Oh so Soho, on the roof of the Henry Fonda with 300 New Yorkers, Sirius Trixion, straight from the hospital. Tim Ferris, Paul Black. Kerol Reye, Smog Vomit, I was introduced to Kevin from Baus Haus and Love and Rockets and off to the Velvet Margarita we went. Uggh my head. I have to go to a Maggie Berry fashion show after party starring the chanteuse Morganne.tonight.

I am underway and the Pictures will be in Tommorrow I'll intergrate pictures taken by fans and the story and interview I'm pretty sure done by 4pm tommorrow while braiding the elements together for the story. Do you still have the sex pistols info that has to be in it as well.

I HAVE worked for Buster and Bad Manners since 1981, everything, american business, video, sales, Boils, and bandaging his ankle like a ballerina before he hits the stage. No, I had to write a articule,and videotape Lemmy from Motorhead, edit, post it start a new websight, I had to go to a wake for Jerry the Conciege at the Rainbow, He was a very nice man. Everyone paid thier respects.

Buster Bloodvessel, my friend of 26 years in from London and Simon guitarist in the band in town and at my house for 4 days Welcome to SKAVILLE UK, We had 2 gigs, the Key Club where he had me shoot the show, and then Mouseawitz aka The House of Everything but Blues in Disney Anahiem.

I was Merch Girl throw into the flurry of sales.This was thier 6 city they just left for San Dieago, Tijuana, San Francisco.Then I did Miss Kimmy and Club Fluffer's Karoake at Rainbow agian last night. I'm pretty good and I'm gonna go to the gym tommorrow. I had them staying here for 4 days and 2 gigs, They surpized me and showed up at my door I had every intention for going to Snew and the Zero One Gallery but we ended up pillaging Tiny's on Hollywood Blvd. It has lots of oil paintings of nudes from the 60's and 70's and bad clowns., I taped an Interview in Anahiem last night . I just got them out the door to San Diego.

I saw Shine a Light. It was great. I love the fact that Marty is a nut case and he makes the Stones look grounded. I'm craving sausage, that's right.

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By Tequila Mockingbird April 28 2008

Hello, Rocker Nation,
Tim Scott is back from Iceland and will play at the 01 Gallery Miss Bonnie Delight at 11pm Burlesque Queen Mickie will Bellydance Dick an Jane will sing Madame Pameta will tell musical fortunes TequilaBilly will sing Classic Rock and mORE mORE MORE!
Let's Celebrate Jane's Birthday together!!!!
Friday night April 18th 9pm at the Zero One Gallery 8th and Olive

10 bones and Booze, Art, Artists and fun!

Paul Picasso, who used to manage the Mau Mau's and I have Breakfast at Dennys across the room from Rodney from KROQ 2 days a week. We have a Grand Slam with Grits and Coffee and a carafe to Orange Juice. This week however it was beautiful so we put the top down and drove Downtown to score some art on Santee street. We bought matching Grills and then I had a hard time finding a Bag to match our faux mouthpiece.You see Doo Dah is Sunday and I have the dress and the crown now I have the Grill and the bag that match just for kicks!

I visited Hollywood Book and Poster and ended up going with Eric Caiden to see The Strawberry Alarm Clock. The show went great I saw James Trussart guitar maker to the stars,Danny and Linda from the Lonesome Spurs, My rockabilly pals, Scott Micheals from Dearly Departed Tours. Xavier my old barteder from the Cat and Fiddle and the Stars for me, The Electric Prunes who have nor played in LA in 40 years. It was like they had been in a time machine. The Lead singer was handsome like crazy and in his 60's. They had a surley Guns and Roses flavor. I had to much t dream last night was one of my favorite songs at 13 in the Phillipines at Teen Club when my dad was stationed there!

Then agian, so was Incense and Pepperments. 5 more cents in the Jukebox.Then I would Play Purple Haze and Blue Cheer and scare the scary white kids on base. I wanted to go to the CapnoNason gallery in Bergamont Station to see Ed Colvers show, Bad Otis Link and Joey Remmers with his presentation Flood, Plagues and the End f Days...

Our old friend Gary owns it and I net his lovely gal pal thel ast time I was there. Nina Hagen was out Campaigning for Dennis K. for president. I'm voting for Jimmy Page for President, my world, my way.Yeah,Music is my master.

I sang at the Baked Potato with John Z, that was cool Monday nights they go off on the jazz fusion rock trip. I like it.

Elise from www.Laist.com amd I did the rounds check out her blogs she is really funny and has a great sense of humor. We hit The Farmers Market, Dupars, Tom Bergans,Molly Malones, and the Cat and Fiddle in search of comfort food and drink. Cat and Fiddle won with Kim Gardners favorite Mulled wine. Yum Yum Yum and a bottle of rum.

I went to the movies with my friend Frank DeMarais( the producer of The Knights of the Templar) to the movies to see Run of the Arrow directed by Sam Fuller. He introduced me to Sam's widow, his daughter Samantha and the great granddaughter of Sam. Sam's daughter is an Artist and makes hand blown jewlery at the Farmers market in Studio City. Stop by and Buy something she's got a magic feel.

I was listening to my old friend Henry Rollin's in Sweden in 103.1 fm. Next week he will be in Ireland. Steve Jones is gonna do his show on the road with The Pistols a little later this year. I'm just waiting for the American tour, till I can get to Amsterdam and England agian. When I do it will be seafood at Harrods my favorite store.

This writers stike has kicked my ass. I'm about to go inactive at AFTRA AND SAG and Axium that used to pay us is bankrupt! I'm going in to producing for awhile...Still I love my music supervision jobs, they are fun too.

I gotta movie coming out called The Great Buck Howard with Tom Hanks,and Kevin Kline and John Malkevich... Beakmen's world is on Channel 11 and you can hear me sing the title song every Saturday. I sang with Mark Mothersbaugh on that. I think that's been my favorite job..I want more work Mark!!!

Tequila TV is on Time Warner on Fridays at 11pm We are on Channel 24 Public Acess, I'm showing Nina Hagen, Exene, Doo Dah's from the past , Ice Tea and Body Count and more. The Van Gogh Show will be on Fridays at 11pm with more goodies. I'm looking for bands for the OC Tavern too so get in touch, Southlanders from behind the Orange Curtain.

I went to the Zero Opening Downtown. It was great I ran into artist Anthony Ausgang,, John Pochna who created the Gallery in 1982 when I started working with hime. The art of Bad Otis, Tomato Du Plenty, Eloy Torrez, Richard Duarto and so many more, lots of prints, Drawings, Paintings, prints, photographs and sculpture. The show is called Dysmorphic Visualization Syndrome. They have asked me to open Fluffer East there. Cool, you know it kids.I met the editor of Artillery magazine and I'm gonna write for them.

I went to a dinner for 8 function with Perry, Billy Idol's ex, Tim Scott, Gary Allen, Billy ex clothing designer and a great singer, he's like the Black Bowie, Sita, Prima Ballerina and singer, her husband Fernando, Lucian and Ann Marie, feasted on Salmon as long as your arm to celebrate the video for our new band Black Pompeii.The party was lovely and The video is Fierce. It makes Germany in 42 like Gidget stubbed her toe.

I'm gonna be a guest hostess on www.killradio.org in Silverlake on Tuesday, the 29th on Con/Sin with Humberto and Clare. Prick up your ears.Although LA is filled with pricks enough already!

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It’s been 4 days since the New York Dolls played at the Henry Fonda Music Box, and I’m stilll sore.The Fonda became a time capsule of 1976 rock and roll spirt! I first met the Dolls in 1974 when I was 14. I told them I was 15 years old. I saw the Dolls last year at the Sunset Junction with the Wiedo’s and Candy Kane.

The show was so exciting and the fact that there is all this new energy having lost Arthur and Johnny.Arthur and his Wife and I spent alot of time hanging ut on the set together.

Sylvain is still a master showman. His like a slippery panter. He looks great just the same, or at least that’s how we felt about each other/ The after party was Ohso Soho, on the roof of the Henry Fonda with 300 New Yorkers, Siruus Trixion, stae from the hospital. Patric, Robbert Stoodard. Tim.Paul Black. Kerol Reye, Smog Vomit, I was introduced to Kevin from Baus Haus and Love and Rockets and off to the Velvet Margarita we went. Uggh my head. I went to the In Magazine Party, Why do Gay people seem happier than straight people? I ran into Marshall Ohboy there. It joint was jumping,but my ride was squirming to leave so I only go to stay 10 minutes. I went to the Ghetto Gloss Gallery to see Angelo from Fishbone performing as Doctor Madvibe, it’s a nice gallery, Club Fluffer in online to do something with them.

The Ting Tings are in town. I gotta see them, they have a new young sound, They are playing South by Southwest. Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols will be brodcasting live at www.indie1031.com It all starts this weekend Friday,Saturday, and Sunday.

Where the pretty go, that’s wear I want to be! Why sit at home in the entertainment capital of the world. I was feeling a little swollen and bloated but this is Hollywood and one must rise to the occassion. I reached in my Armoire and pulled ot a Red and Black Velvet , sequined Vatican Guard outfit and a tam Off we went, my comrade and I.

The occasion was the fashion weer after party for Maggie Barry Perfume and clothing designer to the stars. The Party was held at Citizen Smith in Hollywood’s chic oasis on Caughnga Blvd. In attendance were many designers and models from the Smahbox show, where Maggie Berry had shown her New Gear and Lovely chantuse Morganne strode down the Catwalk, I meet Bernt Kuhlmann who has a shop called xubaz located on Nebraska in Santa monica. A tall dark and Handsome European designer who caught my eye for style..

Peroni beer was being served as the Official beer of Mercedes Benz Fashion Week which lasts from March 9 throught the 13th. This Catered affair was packed and a good time was had by all. Don’t forget to come to the Rainbow Bar and Grill on the Tuesday the 25th for Club Fluffer and killradio.org’s real live Rock and Roll show complete with Morganne, Ruby,Felicity, comedy from Mike Dick, Burlesque and you!
Come sign up and sing with us. Rock City News People come and rock out!

The Zero will host Club Fluffer agian in April with Madame Pameta, Miss Bonnie Delight, my band TequilaBilly, Queen Micki Bellydancer amd Sword enthusiast.

Don’t forget to check our info pages at
www.myspace.com/clubfluffer page and of course www.rocknrollhollywood.com

I went to Chris Morris's birthday party at the Echoplex. We went to see Babs from the Cheating Kind play. He chose singers to play Willie Nelson songs all night. Madame Pamita is a co promoter at the club. Director Eve was there, Josephine , Curlyhaired writer Doug, Angelina, Paul Morris, Babs and I had a ball, I wore my favorite ten gallon hat.

The Zero One had a great party for John Pochna. John, Brandon and Jim are Zero Heroes and they all looked dashing. In attendance were The Pope, Author Peter Beckman, Perry Lister( Billy Idols beautiful ex wife)Dave Damien from the Damned, Vamp Girl, Tamme.Brendan Mullen who was supposed to DJ, Bob Moss, Artist Packman,Tom Nixion and wife,The Pirates Charles, lots of movie stars, Miss Mercy from the GTO's , Claire from Con/Sin on Kill Radio and so many more of my favorite punkers.

I booked Tim Scott from Norway who is great check him out at myspace.com/timscott and the lovely French Chantuse Morganne. I sang Happy Birthday and my Funny Valentine for John along side Morganne which he seemed to enjoy, the cake was yummy and we were in good company the whole night long.

I went to Cafe 322 for Sabrina the queen of Pasadena's going away party. She and baby Lucian have moved to New Zealand to live with husband Tim. The Cafe is located at 322 Sierra Madre and is owned by local stars Flotsum Jetson. They had the band Horses on Astroturf performing. Snotty Scotty was the host and it is the home of the 2 dollar happy hour beer.Yeah! They have lot's of entertainment and delicious eats.

I saw the Peppermint Creeps fresh back from their European tour. They were thrown out of the country because the promoter did not get the proper work visa, Tracy Gunn told me they had fun in Italy and that it was fun while it lasted.

I met Tim Scott at a supper party we had for the New Black Pompeii my new band with Gary Allen and Sita. Tim played on some tracks for our new CD. He blew my mind so I went to the Cat Club on the Sunset strip to see him play. Then I invited him to play at the Zero One for John's Bday. After we all went to the Rainbow, party of 16 for dinner. A few of us went upstairs for Karoke with Miss Kitty. We ordered our pizza upstairs and I sang Rock and Roll Suicide and some Zepp. The girl's wanted me to sing some Hendrix. I was gonna, after all my ex Gary Kellgren, eneneered Hendrix at his gaff, the Record Plant and Mitch Mitchell was my drummer in Trouble for Nora which has a clip on utube now.Alas it was time to leave so I owe them a song next Tuesday.The Patio was packed with Famous rappers dressed in outragous costumes.

The Zero and Fluffer are having a reunion on Saturday, February 23rd with Clare from Kill radio's Con/Sin, Morganne the French Goddess of Song, DJ Surfer Mike from Cowboy, The Bunny,Alvin and and Lucelle, and Vicki Hill. It's ten dollars to get in and an inexpensive beer and wine bar. Hell, bring your own flask.

Tequila TV is on channel 24 Time Warner Cable on Friday at 11pm and the Van Gogh show is on Saturday at 10pm. I do have some news for my friends across the pond as well.Here is the latest confirmed Sex Pistols 2008 European Festival live dates: Isle of Wight Festival: Saturday, June 14th Fields of Rock Festival, Holland: Saturday, June 21st Peace & Love Festival, Sweden: Friday June 27th Exit Festival, Petrovaradin Fortress, Serbia: Sunday, July 13th Paredes de Coura Festival, Portugal: Thursday, July 31st Lokerse Festival, Lokeren, Belgium: Saturday, August 2nd Live at Loch Lomond Festival, Scotland: Sunday, August 3rd

I'm booking special events and I have some True Stars coming your way in the future so let me know if you want to play with us!

I had my 01 Gallery party last week. We had a ball read about it at www.Laist.com arts and eevents for the 01 Gallery and Club Fluffer.

I went to visit the Duchess of Cheer spining at the Burgendy Roon on Wednesday, Don't forget to say hello to Torrence , he is a very tall balck man with a beautiful voice,. The Duchess is is my friend Maria and she is a geood DJ, I know cause I was singing along.The bartenders are cute girls, If I was a guy i'd...

I just got a part in Hard 2 a gay serial killer movie and They chose Alvin and Lucielle and Decay of the Angel for the Wizard of Gore's bonus DVD. Yippie and more to cum...

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By Tequila Mockingbird Feb 18 2008

I went to Chris Morris's birthday party at the Echoplex. We went to see Babs from the Cheating Kind play. He chose singers to play Willie Nelson songs all night. Madame Pamita is a co promoter at the club. Director Eve was there, Josephine , Curlyhaired writer Doug, Angelina, Paul Morris, Babs and I had a ball, I wore my favorite ten gallon hat.

The Zero One had a great party for John Pochna. John, Brandon and Jim are Zero Heroes and they all looked dashing. In attendance were The Pope, Author Peter Beckman, Perry Lister( Billy Idols beautiful ex wife)Dave Damien from the Damned, Vamp Girl, Singer/Real Estate mogul,Richard Crowley,The great Norwood from Fishbone,Tamme.Brendan Mullen who was supposed to DJ, Bob Moss, Artist Packman,Tom Nixion and wife,The Pirates Charles, lots of movie stars, Miss Mercy from the GTO's , Claire from Con/Sin on Kill Radio and so many more of my favorite punters. I booked Tim Scott from Norway who is great check him out at myspace.com/timscott and the lovely French Chantuse Morganne. I sang Happy Birthday and my Funny Valentine for John along side Morganne which he seemed to enjoy, the cake was yummy and we were in good company the whole night long.

I went to Cafe 322 for Sabrina the queen of Pasadena's going away party. She and baby Lucian have moved to New Zealand to live with husband Tim. The Cafe is located at 322 Sierra Madre and is owned by local stars Flotsum Jetson. Evelyne,Gus,Danny,Doo Dah officials ,Queen Kavita, and the gang were full force.The had the band Horses on Astroturf performing. Snotty Scotty was the host and it is the home of the 2 dollar happy hour beer.Yeah! They have lot's of entertainment and delicious eats.

I saw the Peppermint Creeps fresh back from thier European tour. They were thrown out of the country because the promoter did not get the proper work visa, Tracy Gunn told me they had fun in Italy and that it was fun while it lasted.

I met Tim Scott at a supper party we had for the New Black Pompeii my new band with Gary Allen and Sita. Tim played on some tracks for our new CD. He blew my mind so I went to the Cat Club on the Sunset strip tp see him play. Then I invited him to play at the Zero One for John's Bday. After we all went to the Rainbow, party of 16 for dinner. A few of us went upstairs for Karoke with Miss Kitty. We ordered our pizza upstairs and I sang Rock and Roll Suicide and some Zepp. The girl's wanted me to sing some Hendrix. I was gonna, after all my ex Gary Kellgren, eneneered Hendrix at his gaff, the Record Plant and Mitch Mitchell was my drummer in Trouble for Nora which has a clip on utube now.Alas it was time to leave so I owe them a song next Tuesday.The Patio was packed with Famous rappers dressed in outragous costumes.

The Zero and Fluffer are having a reunion on Saturday, February 23rd with Clare from Kill radio's Con/Sin, Morganne the French Goddess of Song, DJ Surfer Mike from Cowboy, The Bunny,Alvin and and Lucelle, and Vicki Hill. It's ten dollars to get in and an inexpensive beer and wine bar. Hell, bring your own flask. Tequila TV is on channel 24 Time Warner Cable on Friday at 11pm and the Van Gogh show is on Saturday at 10pm. I do have some news for my friends across the pond as well.Here is the latest confirmed Sex Pistols 2008 European Festival live dates:
Isle of Wight Festival: Saturday, June 14th
Fields of Rock Festival, Holland: Saturday, June 21st
Peace & Love Festival, Sweden: Friday June 27th
Exit Festival, Petrovaradin Fortress, Serbia: Sunday, July 13th
Paredes de Coura Festival, Portugal: Thursday, July 31st
Lokerse Festival, Lokeren, Belgium: Saturday, August 2nd
Live at Loch Lomond Festival, Scotland: Sunday, August 3rd
I'm booking special events and I have some True Stars coming your way in the future so let me know if you want to play with us!

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Hello, Rocker Nation ,Paul Picasso, who used to manage the Mau Mau's and I have Breakfast at Dennys acrooss the room from Rodney from KROQ 2 days a week. We have a Grand Slam with Grits and Coffee and a carafe to Orange Juice. This week however it was beautiful so we put the top down and drove Downtown to score some art on Santee street. We bought matching Grills and then I had a hard time finding a Bag to match our faux mouthpiece.You see Doo Dah is Sunday and I have the dress and the crown now I have the Grill and the bag that match just for kicks!

I visited Hollywood Book ad Poster and ended up going wih Eric Caiden to see The Strawberry Alarm Clock. The show went great I saw James Trussart guitar maker to the stars,Danny and Linda , My rockabilly pals, Scott Micheals from Dearly Departed Tours. Xavier my old barteder from the Cat and Fiddle and the Stars for me, The Electric Prunes who have nor played in LA in 40 years. It was like they had been in a time machine. The Lead singer was handsome like crazy ad in his 60's. They had a surley Guns and Roses flavor. I had to much t dream last night was one of my favorite songs at 13 in the Phillipines at Teen Club! Then agian, so was Incense and Pepperments. 5 more cents in the Jukebox.Then I would Play Purple Haze and scare the white kids on base.

I wan't to go t the CapnoNason gallery in Bergamont Station to see Ed Colvers show, Bad Otis Link and Joey Remmers with his presentation Fllod, Plagues and the End f Days..

Our old friend Gary owns it and I net his lovely gal pal thel ast time I was there. Nina Hagen is out Campaigning for Dennis for president. I'm voting for Jimmy Page for President, my world, my way.

I sang at the Baked Potato with John Z, that was cool Monday nights they go off on the jazz fusion rock trip. I like it.

Elise from www.Laist.com amd I did the rounds check out her blogs she is really funny and has a great sense of humor. We hit The Farmers Market, Dupars, Tom Begins,Molly Malones, and the Cat and Fiddle in search of comfort food and drink. Cat and Fiddle won with Kim Gardners favorite Mulled wine. Yum Yum Yum and a bottle of rum.

Club Fluffer is throwing Jane Cantillion's husband Richard Ross a birthday party at Fluffer. They will play under Dick andJane and there will be cake. It will also be my filmaker pals birthday. Her Name is Eve. Happy Birthday Eve.

I went t the movies with my friend Frank DeMasmarais ( the producer of The Knights of the Templar) to the movies to see Run of the Arrow directed by Sam Fuller. He introduced me to Sam's widow, his daughter Samantha and the great granddaughter of Sam. Sam is an Artist and makes hand blown jewlery at the Farmers market in Studio City. Stop by and Buy something she's got a magic feel.

I was listening to my old friend Henry Rollin's in Sweden in 103.1 fm. Next week he will be in Ireland. Steve Jones is gonna do his show on the road with The Pistols a little later this year. I'm just waiting for the American tour, till I can get to Amsterdam and England agian.

This writers stike has kicked my ass. I'm about to inactive at AFTRA AND SAG and Axium that used to pay us is bankrupt! I'm going in to producing for awhile... I gotta movie coming out called The Great Buck Howard with Tom Hanks,and Kevin Kline and John Malkevich.. Beakmen's world is on Channel 11 and you can hear me sing the title song every Saturday.

I sang with Mark Mothersbaugh on that. I think that's been my favorite job..I want more work Mark!!! Tequilla TV is on Time Warner on Fridays at 11pm We are on Channel 24 Public Acess, I'm showing Nina Hagen, Exene, Doo Dah's from the past , Ice Tea and Body Count and more. The Van Gogh Show will be on Saturdays at 11pm with more goodies. I'm looking for bands for the OC Tavern too so get in touch, Southlanders from behind the Orange Curtain.

I went to the Zero Opening Downtown. It was great I ran into artist Anthony Ausgang,, John Pachna who created the Gallery in 1982 when I started working with hime. The art of Bad Otis, Tomato Du Plenty, Eloy Torrez, Richard Duarto and so many more, lots of prints, Drawings, Paintings, prints, photographs and sculpture. The show is called Dysmorphic Visualization Syndrome. They have asked me to open Fluffer East there. Cool, you know it kids.I met the editor of Artillery magazine and I'm gonna write for them.

I went to a dinner for 8 function with Perry, Billy Idol's ex, Tim Scott, Gary Allen, Billy ex clothing designer and a great singer, he's like the Black Bowie, Sita, Prima Ballerina and singer, Lucian and Ann Marie, feasted on Salmon along as your arm to celebrate the video for our new band Black Pompeii. the party was lovely and The video is Fierce. It makes Germany in 42 like Gidget stubbed her toe.

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Yeah Yeah, I'm supposed to be on strike but I have to write you. I got up Monday morning and my brand new Skull ring had come from www.Hellkats-LA.COM.

That's Elise's cool company and I was obsessed with that Iggy Pop song that goes" Skull, Fast Cars, Hot Chicks, Money." I made it my new Mantra. So now I got my magic skull like a proper Hindu do! Last night I went to the Magic Castle with my Fairy Godmother Cherie, Erika Larson and her mother, who are the founder's wife and Daughter. We watched Arman Ra play the Thermion and had a great time. I saw Trey from Cabinet of Curiosities there. With the Girl who runs Club Dandy. Then, without a moment to lose, we had the Surf and Turf at the Rainbow. The food there is so yummy, drool…. Big Mike was at the door, cool, cool, Mario's, the first face I see, still a charmer, and Celaine, smiling and taking orders from the Cypress Hill crew there Slash was playing the Whiskey, Lemmy's about to tour Europe, so it was rather a rather sedate evening.

Did I tell you about Halloween, I spent mine with Alex, Karen, and The Sex Pistols. We went to the Craig Ferguson shoot, which held about 50 people. John and I had a Kibitz and a toast,.We watched them play Pretty Vacant. Steve Jones had the flu. That the only time I have ever seen him speechless! John is sooooo funny in the interview he said he was fat, fifty, and I'm back. Such honesty, such integrity, He's such a crack up. He had been on the Tonight show with Jay Leno. Watch Sir Dodgy 's caustic responses!

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It must be that Puck Rock time of year, I'm going Brendan Mullen's "Masque and Punker Party" at the Echo in Silverlake. Fear is playing the same night at Safari Sam's so I'm going to be a little crazy…

I was elected Punk of the month in Punk Globe Magazine. What a Surprise. I love my titles, Queen of if the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo 1989, Queen of the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade in 1999, and now in 2007, Punk of the month. Yippee!

Doo Ah will be held in January for info go to www.pasadensdoodahparade.com/info

Tequila TV is on Friday Night's at 11:30 pm on Channel 24 Hollywood Public Access, Time Warner. I am also shooting a lot at my Club Fluffer. Come hear the music for free Thursday at 9pm 1941 Hyperion in Silverlake.Yeah and buy your very own Fluffer tee shirt!

You can find Fluffer info at www.myspacetequilaofhollywood.com.

Tonight are Dick and Jane starring Jane and Richard Ross, Ukeular Winter with Patrick Weiss and Angelina, Tequila Billy with Billy Astro and Tequila Mockingbird, Lucas Gonze as Ellery Pleasant and more? Free.

The Rock City News awards are coming so vote vote vote! The show this year is gonna be so much fun. We will see you there.

I did some audience work at Disney. The show is called Amnesia. It was very funny and one of my favorite funny men, Dennis Miller is the host. It was a really great show and I hope that the writers strike long enough for you to see it.

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I went to my first Rave this weekend. What a Freekshow, I loved it. My best friend Mandy and I went at 1 am. The DJ we wanted to see went on at 7AM. I danced for 5 hour straight. I got home at 10am. Boy, that was fun I wonder what's happening this weekend.?

I went to see Mick Jones and Tommy James at the Troubadour. Firstly I was disappointed that my friend had not put me on the list even though it was sold out but then my friend my old friend Bruce came up and said" let me be your hero" and he was. He got his two tickets at the door and took me in. I had been recording a score for a film called "Plege of Allegiance", I was quite tossed when I got there and I ran into about 100 of my friends. The music was great, totally English Ska!

I hugged Tommy goodbye, Mick was surrounded and having a great time.

Steve Jones was stuffing a bird somewhere I think. Elvis was NOT in the building…

Club Fluffer was like a 3 ring circus this week. Count Smokula 400 year old Vampire sang and played accordion, He sang the hits like oops I did it angina and Ring of Fire.

I had dinner at the Rainbow, I met Eduardo from Club Vodka, who was wearing my favorite Tee Shirt that I had seen this year and it said "I have the dick so I make the rules!"

Prince Andrew of Doo Dah played the Trombone, The Queen of Doo Dah, and Naughty Mickie belly danced with Vanessa with Swords on their heads. Madame Pameta sang Cocaine Songs, Mick Farren from the Pink Fairies caterwauled, Alvin and Lucille chirped, and TequilaBilly played some Zeppelin

Who I was going to Shepard Fairies from Obey Giant's Art show on opening night on La Brea but Troy with Brad Pitt was coming on TV and I've bee craving chocolate so I knew it was time to stay home. I could not face another mob scene this week. I hate Art galleries with doorman; I just went through that at the Hooker show with Cherie.

The Santa Parade was pedestrian at best. Our friend James Bartolet was MCing on Vine and the Derby Dolls skated by. The rest was the Parade as usual, Bob Barker was the grand marshal looking spade and neutered I was standing on the corner drinking orange Cough Medicine, cause I was chilled . A man came up and wanted to taste my concoction.

I'm going to the Jules Verne Film Festival at the Shrine . I met Buzz Aldren last time so I'll see him again tomorrow. He is very cool.

The Cult are in town, I did an Interview with Ian when he was in the Doors. He's a lovely bloke maybe I'll go tonight.

It's been a year and a half since I've taken a lover. I lost interest after my Race Car Driver man. Something new is stirring inside me. No Hurry, I got no worries. Now I'm thinking about it and dreaming about it all the time. It's crazy…. Must be that time again..

I'm putting together a New Years Eve Party for Nina Hagen, She just got her Green Card and is campaigning for Denis Kuchinich.

We are doing a Fundraiser. I will let you know when It's solid. II got quite a few irons in the fire these days. I am directing a video for the Barbaratones, formally Sex with Lurch in January and a Video for a Tattoo Parlor in Hollywood.

I got lot's pictures from the MASQUE Party taken by Cherie Gillette Just for you!

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I went to a listening and video party for Junkie XL from Holland. We had great Greek food and wine there, I met Peaches manager too! I was gonna take the girls but they seemed too busy, and besides I was hanging with John Lydon's publicist and I did not want to be distracted....

Junkie XL does lot's of video game soundtracks and the video was a hoot, I got a copy for Tequila TV. Tom and his Manager Mikeal were very nice and down to earth. We talked about Indian Cuisine mostly, and M.S. and I agree that 'a taste of India' next door to Dan Tana's and the Troubador is a very good resterant indeed!.

Lily and the Ladies were hanging out with Apollo Staar at the Burgundy room. Lil's dad is Tex Beaumont, I placed one of his songs in Linda Kandel's movie 'Mascara', when I was her music supervisor.Tex's new album is called Confidental Terance, is the door man sang at the Hotel Cafe and I went to see him with some friends recently. He is playing Ian's art gallery next door on Wedsnesday at 9pm fer free and he has a beautiful voice, thick and dark, and gospel.

Score!!! I am in the Pasadena Daily news and Pasadena weekly for the Doo Dah Parade. I have'nt read it yet but it sounds positive. We are having a Doo Dah Party at my club, Club Fluffer on the 29th of November.A number of Doo Dah people will be there, Count Smokula, Madame Pamita, Doo Dah chief Tom Costen, Tequilabilly, Alvin Pleaasant. Mick Farren, Ukeular Winter and more. I'm having Thanksgiving dinner with Dick and Jane this year, It should be fun a group of our old friends are comming. Sadly, no date for me. Maybe I will meet Mr, Right now soon...you never know! My friend Leslie is a whizz kid on the internet. She has placed me no.1 on the search engines. If you want to be no.1 in you business I'll put you in touch with her.

The folks at Interorbial held the first annual Space Fashion show! It was held near LAX as in the airport abd iy was a complete success. Randa Miller brought toghether many designers to predict the future of Fashion in Space. I am soooo gonna be wearing those clothes, fresh of the runway. Next we will conquer Japan agian.

I went to the Velvet Margarite with Teresa Crispo and Rainey and some friends from London who were here tressing Victoria Secret Models at the Kodak Theatre. I downed to Magarita's and climbed into bed, I can't drink like I used too and It's just as well. I have a hard on for moderation these days.

The Masque was a blast! Everyone was there. Brendan Mullen's book was the star of the show. Lot's of pictures of us in 1977 during our Punk Glory days. The Pope was there, Janet Cunningham from C.A.S.H., my old agent. Dick and Jane, my fairy godmother photographer, Cherie Gillette, Gaby, Jenny Lens, Bruce from Wall of Voodoo, Elise Thompson and husband Bob Lee, Kay Kay from the Screamers and the Brainiacs with wife Trudy, jounalist bellydancer Pleasant Gehman, Europa. Don Bolles from Ding a Ling, Russell, current king of the rainbow just back from the Danzig tour,Billy Zoom from X, I talked to Tito snd Charlie from the Plugs and the list goes on and on. We got there at 5pm and It was sold out.One of our friends called it Sweating to the Oldies!

There is a Benifit concert for Theatre Theatre and my friends Misty and Bill and involved. I waiting for thier call to tell you more about it. I saw them when I went to sing at Piano Bar.

The Queen of the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade is.... I'll let you know next week. The ceremonial picking is Sunday and I cannot see into the future except I can hook you up if you want too be in the Parade in January

R.I.P. Denton the Bear, you will be missed brother. Sleep well Teddy boy.

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Yeah Yeah, I'm supposed to be on strike but I have to write you. I got up Monday morning and my brand new Skull ring had come from www.Hellkats-LA.COM. That's Elise's cool company and I was obsessed with that Iggy Pop song that goes" Skull, Fast Cars, Hot Chicks, Money." I made it my new Mantra. So now I got my magic skull like a proper Hindu do!

Last night I went to the Magic Castle with my Fairy Godmother Cherie, Erika Larson and her mother, who are the founder's wife and Daughter. We watched Arman Ra play the Thermion and had a great time. I saw Trey from Cabinet of Curiosities there. With the Girl who runs Club Dandy. Then, without a moment to lose, we had the Surf and Turf at the Rainbow. The food there is so yummy, drool…. Big Mike was at the door, cool, cool, Mario's, the first face I see, still a charmer, and Celaine, smiling and taking orders from the Cypress Hill crew there Slash was playing the Whiskey, Lemmy's about to tour Europe, so it was rather a sedate post Halloween evening.

Speaking of Halloween, I spent mine with Alex, Karen, and The Sex Pistols. We went to the Craig Ferguson shoot, which held about 50 people. John Lydon and I had a Kibitz and toast, and bit of the old memorylane. Then Dave from Incest Surfers and a bunch of my pals watched them play Pretty Vacant. Steve Jones had the flu. That the only time I have ever seen him speechless! The Indie 103.1 radio just sucks with out him in his time slot. John is sooooo funny in the interview he said he was fat, fifty, and I'm back. Such honesty, such integrity, He's such a crack up. He had been on the Tonight show with Jay Leno. Watch Sir Dodgy 's most caustic responses! Now they are in London and Glasglow, well, off to rule the world agian.

Check them out in action at www.Rottentv.com It must be that Punk Rock time of year, I'm going Brendan Mullen's "Masque and Punker Party" at the Echo in Silverlake. Fear is playing the same night at Safari Sam's so I'm going to be a little crazy… I was elected Punk of the month in Punk Globe Magazine. What a Surprise. I love my titles, Queen of if the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo 1989, Queen of the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade in 1999, and now in 2007, Punk of the month. Yippee!

Tequila TV is on Friday Night's at 11:30 pm on Channel 24 Hollywood Public Access, Time Warner. I am also shooting a lot at my Club Fluffer. Come hear the music for free Thursday at 9pm 1941 Hyperion in Silverlake.Yeah and buy your very own Fluffer tee shirt!

You can find Fluffer info at www.myspacetequilaofhollywood.com. Tonight are Dick and Jane starring Jane and Richard Ross, Ukeular Winter with Patrick Weiss and Angelina, Tequila Billy with Billy Astro and Tequila Mockingbird, Lucas Gonze as Ellery Pleasant and more? Free.

The Rock City News awards are coming so vote vote vote! The show this year is gonna be so much fun. We will see you there.

I did some audience work at Disney. The show is called Amnesia. It was very funny and one of my favorite funny men, Dennis Miller is the host. It was a really great show and I hope that the writers strike long enough for you to see it.

I'm a producer and you can be one too! The 1 secondfilm.com has returned from their long road to Oprah with tales to tell. Check out their Blog at www.1secondfilm.com

I went to my first Rave this weekend. What a Freekshow, I loved it. My best friend Mandy who was driving a Kodiak these days, and I went at 1 am. The DJ we wanted to see went on at 7AM. I danced for 5 hour straight. I got home at 10am. Boy, that was fun I wonder what's happening this weekend. Let me know. Tequila Mockingbird is now offically on a writing strike, till next week!

I've been trying to find work lately, as you know I act and my pseudo agent calls, knowing I have a nightclub to run the next day to offer me a job playing a prisoner. Don't get me wrong I need the money but when I make a promise, I have a commitment. I said " I can't I'm working and besides, you know I hate playing those parts way out in Lancaster at 6 am with no car" and he says, well ' I am trying to get you work but Central only wants cute young girls." HA, I have been watching TV for my whole life, all 204 channels and it seems they have all types of chicks on the tube.

I get on the horn and make appointments with 16 other casting companies for next week. Note to agents, I can play a black girl really well. I'm afraid this will be on of my bitchest columns I have ever written and why not. It's that time of month and I feel, as a writer, that truth is stranger that fiction. The hills aren't the only thing on fire tonight, kids.

My ex friends have been cockblocking me from getting work of late and now I'm shoving the big one back down their throats. A snide remake here and there and I'm gone. I got nothing more to say to you. I move on and you can pretend you know me. I'll probably appear polite because I am . But you know I know who you are.

Meanwhile, I have been asked to sing soundtracks for a number of films. I'm waiting for The Great Buck Howard to come out with me, Mohawk Spyke and John Malkevich, We had a nice juicy speaking role and everyone we work with acted like it didn't happen and they didn't see it. They simply were not sitting in the chairs in front of us…. I mean we saw them but they did not see us right there, on the same set, it just never happened even though it happened…. Uggh…

I don't care, I know how to keep busy, I just sang with Jeff Goldblum at ML at Hollywood and Highland and my pal Harry Dean Stanton will be at the MINT. Nina Hagen asked me to record a Gospel tune with her and I am recording with Gary Allen. I dumped the poopoo platter of chicks that were pretending to be my friends and went back to my loner girl mystique.

I sang with Harry the Dog at the 25th Anniversary of the Cat and Fiddle, which was fun. I love playing with Harry and the boys; Special guest bassiste was Eva Gardner, Kim and Paula the creators of the Cat's, daughter whom I wanted to play with since she was 15 and Randy the guitarist who is the object of every girl's affection. I saw every British bloke I've known from the last 25 years minus the ones that are dead , back home, or in A.A. there. God, it was cool. I wore my Swiss Miss mini and gave plenty of titties.

Harry is the Limiest Limey you ever heard, kinda like Ian Dury on steroids and now that he is married and settled down so it's great to hang with him and the Mrs. John X plays the synth, Jim Henson on bass etc etcetc. Morrissey kissed me on New Years the last time we played together. MMMMMmmmmm. I wonder If he thought I was a good looking boy? Na he knows me. Morrissey used to come to all the Harry the Dog gigs 3 years ago, I ran into him at Iggy Pop and he asked about Harry. I told him Harry was Great and is leading a charmed life now. Morrissey just played almost 13 nights in a row at the Palladium so I guess he was kind of knackered. Anyway the Cat was packed. Mike Savage from Pygmy Love Circus was at the door just like old times.

The center of my universe is www.myspace.com/tequilabilly, and my work with Odd job aka Alvin Pleasant, better known as Slobbery Jim. All Cunts will be taking a back seat to my work from here on out. I was not getting any work don't hanging out and drinking every day and listening to the same old crap over and over. I've been listening to Jonesy's Jukebox everyday from noon till 2pm Indie103.1 fm.

He's an alright Geezer. He seems so easy going and loves the same blasted noise I do.. I am an anglophile to say the least so it's nice to here him ramble on.

I can't go to the Sex Pistols because am already committed to my club Club Fluffer on the 25th.at 1941 Hyperion. I got the Virginia City Revival filming their video with one of the guys from Jackass directing. Ukeulear winter , Patrick Weiss, Alvin Pleasant, TequilaBilly, Madame Pamita and more. We come back with a new show on the 8th of November. Ahhhhh, Love to Fluff you Babaay,

I guess Jonesy's all the Pistols I'm going to hear cause I'm a busy girl this month! Josie Cotton is playing at the Key Club on the 28th. It's her Video and CD release party. Ginger Coyote and I are going VIP Because we are in Josie's Maneaters video. My people used to eat your people remember.

There's so much going on I cannot tell you about till next time. I know I'm going to Criss Angel and Uri Geller and The Magic Castle wit hmy Fairy Godmother Cherie Gillette from the Trimspa commercials and My Tequila TV show on Time Warner, and Club Fluffer at the Hyperion Tavern and blah blah blah till next time Bye Bye, Must get my hair done by Alex at Rehab on Sunset and Caughunga….

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By Tequila Mockingbird Sept 22 2007

Ahh the weather is beautiful now. I've been crazy from the heat for quite a while. All is quiet in Tequilaville.I went to see Flipper and the Melvins at the Henry Fonda Theatre. That pace is such a civilized venue. I ran into Mike from the art gallery Cowboy in Silverlake Smog Vomit, from Candye Cane's band, Bob Lee and his lovely wife Elise who writes for LAIST online and ton's of old schoolers. I left during Mudhoney and had a great night at Cowboy, dancing the night away... The Melvins were great! KXLU threw this bash with the help of Goldenvoice.

I am concentrating on Club Fluffer at the Hyperion Tavern every other Thursday. On the 27th we have, Mick Farren and Andy C. from the Pink Fairies, The Recovering Catholics, Slobbery Jim, Tequila and Billy's Classic, Deepak,Dic and Jane, Miss Lady Ladiva and more...I'm playing at TAIX on Wednesday with Madame Pamita and on the 30th I am playing the 1second film cabaret with my friend Slobbery Jim. I'm looking for some acts for that event so get in touch if you want to play for more info look at www.1secondfilm.com I went to Pasadena to visit the Bus that they are building for ' The Road To Oprah celebration."

The Doo Dah Parade s coming and we want to include local bands, Marijuana Nation, and artist floats get in touch with me at www.tequilatattoo@yahoo.com for more info or check it all out at www.Pasadenadoodahparade.com.

Who hates the parking situation in Hollywood? Everyone. I heard they are building 44 new clubs in the heart (If Hollywood has a Heart) of Hollywood. All of a sudden there are stabbings and robbery and all manner of crap going on here. It seem like greedy and seedy is latest trend.

Josie Cotton and I sat in with Ginger Coyote at Safari Sam's. Ginger had us sing back up for one of my favorites " If you don't want to F--- me Baby Baby--- off."

I loved the rousing rendition of " Dildo's are a girls best friend." It was a very exciting.evening. We opened for the Vibrators. The joint was packed with lots of old friends. Piss Ant opened and the Vibrators sold tons of merchandise. I went back the next night and there was a 15-dollar charge each at the door for Rockabilly night. Geez Louise, That was a 50 buck visit including drinks ouch! That will teach me to bring my Press card next time. I have not eaten there but the food looks great. Dave Anger and I did'nt even see a band we just went to talk to Scott who use to play with us in a slew of Punk bands in the 80's.

I still love Karaoke at the Rainbow on Tuesdays. Miss Kimmy is cool and I get to bone up on my Zeppelin chops.

I went to a Tee Gee in Atwater Village, now that is a great bar. Very laid back. It is owned and run by a little Italian family. The bartenders are cute and the jukebox is happening. I love that neighborhood bar feeling, we used to have that here in Hollywood. I get out of town on the weekends to collect my thoughts in the unaffected areas.

It's all to trendy in Hollywood, it resembles a Pimp and Ho ball. Mini skirts and Rappers everywhere, not to mention Scientologist, gangbangers and tourists…Now our lives are just a reality show.They must have learned it all from MTV.

I recently got rid of the DooDoo in my life. I mean the people who don't get it and think I'm a snob if I don't let them breath down my neck all the time. I tried to tell everyone I needed a little space but they took it personally and made it worse till they all became part of my Spam filter. Too bad people can't just relax. Oh Well! I still love you all!

Hell is coming on Wednesday, September 26 at The IVAR/Facade: 6356 Hollywood Blvd. Electro-Industrial Decadance for the Morally Challenged, In the Main Area: Industrial - EBM - Futurepop – Noize w/ guest DJ Courtney and Danny of BONDAGE BALL: Ethereal - Darkwave Level 2: Live performance by Suicide Holiday ex-NIN guitarist Ralf Dietel BONDAGE! & The Wicked Producer, Explico, Peter Alan Richard, Brad L Cooper, Taslimur, Lorenzo Sperlonga, Mike Bilz, Jason Dissent, Lizzy Layne, Pinkgrenade®, John Hicks, Topper Anthony from XIII Designs, Douglas Alvarez, James Groves, Emily J. Steigerwald, Mondo of NitewolF Studios, Christian Cadiz, Erebus Films & Photography, UNEQUALART, The Joker, Roger Cornwall Jr., K. Howell, Alicia, PACKMAN, Gaston, Luanie Kologi, Pictor Photography, Silventar, Jinx, 4614, SPHINX, Junky Christ, Heather Lloyd, SUSPECT ART, and Danielle Masucci Hot Tease Review by Madame Sunset & her Hollywood Kittens and Fetish/BDSM performances by: BDSM/Fetish performances by:Master Angelus & Sir SkipDog CharlyB, Fetish Jade & Syrus Mistress Melissa, Silventar Orpheus & Simon Blaise of Cirque de SadePKL Industries playing on quality lifestyle furniture courtesy of Uncensored Designs Sure sounds like fun! I'll stop over after my gig at TAIX!

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By Tequila Mockingbird Aug 30 2007

Psychic TV at the Henry Fonda was quite an event. Firstly was aware of Genesis's genesis in s/man stature nuff said s/he sounded just like Marianne Faithful and looked like her too. They always have an amazing Video show to go with the live performances His time He and Lady Jane dressed in very expensive clothes an rode the LA Transit underground while reading the ONION. There they were at Hollywood and Highland swathed like mummies after a face like a layout I loved in Italian Vogue.

I hung out with Sylvia and Carri Farber, I spied a Butt Wizard in a polka dot skirt and lots of old friends. It was a great show the multi media ness of Psychic T and Throbbing Gristle never change. They are still living Theatre. Thank you Goldenvoice for all your good taste.

Criswell the Psychic is best know for his work in Ed Wood's Plan Nine from Outer Space and his very own predictions to the general public was not quite absent at his 100 year celebration at the Piano Bar in Hollywood. He used to say," The future is where we will spend the rest of our lives!"

It was a formal affair, very gay but not in a sexual way, but in the 1930's terms. Brother Charles Coulumbe, writer, and creator of this festival of future events coined the phrase that we are forever more known as the Criswelians.

Reverence for a man's motto 'we don't think we know". Happy Birthday to Scot from Dearly Beloved toured, heck out his site at www.findadeath.com attended with friends Alex and Sue, Dr Stephen Holler the Bishop of the Gnostic church, Ed Canfield, Audio Visual expert and his crew, We had Eddie Canter music loads special guests, and Good Booze I mean we emptied the top shelf and the were out of beer the next day. I was in charge of securing the location and asking Alex to make the yummy Swedish meatball appetizers and vegetable dips. That night, 30 of us in gowns and tuxes wet down the street singing on a pilgrimage to Criswell's old home known as Disgrace land by my peers. There, Brother Roy and his evil twin told real life ghost stories, only they were true! Brother Roy lived there with his family in the 60's!

Josie Cotton's Maneaters video in out on Utube and yours truly is riding right along side the Maneaters crew. Ginger Coyote from The White Trash Debutants , Robert Musselman, and I had a lovely day of shooting with our gal pals and the simply gorgeous Josie herself! Get off the road…and check out the Video! The Hare Krishna Festival at Venice Beach was a sight to behold, The flowers spilling off the Chariots the colors of all the Sari's, the food and the feeling of good will that flowed into each being.

Rock City News had a lovely get together at the new office. The place is great. Ruben and the gang have a lovely new home.JEMM readers also attended, they were smart and savvy. Meg,John, and I did not go to Sunset Junction, we went to Cynthia's Summer of love party instead with the Insect Surfers and a bitchen light show by DAN.

Club Fluffer is at the Hyperion Tavern on Thursdays so come on down. I'm always looking for music and video so give me a shout at www.tequilatattoo@yahoo.com There is a great coffee shop next-door so look for the Barbers Pole across the street from the Casa. Special thanks to out house band The Recovering Catholics, DJ, Morganne, Lady Miss LaDiva, Angel and Jeff, Lazy Brad Lewis, my wonderful partner Oddjob and the gang for making Thursdays soooo special!

We are located at 1941 Hyperion and Tuesdays are Don Bolles from the Germs new club call Ring- a- Ling. Check it out!!!

News Flash!!!
The Rainbow Bar and Grill has Karaoke rockers! I got an email telling me that Karaoke at the rainbow is a sign of the apocalypse. Well it's here and Miss Kimmy is your Bartender. She picked some great tunes for you to warble and caterwaul. So get going every Tuesday for some red-hot rock over the Rainbow. Dirtbag Music gives away Tee shirts and hats to the most interesting singers and there is a new Guest host every week. www.dirtbagmusic.com

Lemmy is home from his world tour looking hot and it's not just the weather.

The Spotlight is Hetro friendly fun, Forrest from, Boardners, and the Piano Bar is the Manager there and JD is doing the Jukebox. I remembered the days when David Lee Roth and I would show up at 6am for a cocktail or two…

Sad news now Switters has allerted me that tattoo artist extraordinaire Lou Bone of Art to the Bone died last night, leaving this plane far too early.... Don't miss Kendra's art show at Boardners on Friday, HTTH is playing and we are gonna have a good old feast for your eys ears and lips.

Mac Africa's Hat Party is coming got to get a hat for her birthday! And of course I'll see you all at Oki Dog.

News Flash!!! They freed the slaves. That seems like old news to some people but I have to remind my friends every once in a while. I got rid of all the bad news crew and surrounded myself with supportive people. That means zero tolerance for bullshit.

Meanwhile. Bad Manners came to LA and got everybody dancing at Safari Sams. Buster and I went thrift shopping and ate at Denny’s were I introduced him to Rodney Bingehiemer. Buster was going to be on KXLU with Stella but they had to stay in Corona. That was OK I sent my Pal Elise Thompson from www.Laist.com to interview the band out there. He is coming back and we are going to put together a major festival called BADFEST like they do in London!

Bad Manners loved Tinys and we had a cool party there after the show. That band is sooo nice and down to earth. Thank you Tiny’s you rule!

I sang with Jeff Goldblum last week at AQUA. I enjoy singing Billie Holiday songs, they say I sound a lot like her, so Mac Africa told me to come down and sing. Gary Allen went with me and we hung out with Lance, who mans the Mels dinner bar in Hollywood and his handsome French Canadian pal. I’m making a record with Gary now and he sounds great! Iggy Pop’s producer in the 8o is recording it!

Come to Club Fluffer at the Hyperion Tavern at 1941 Hyperion in Silverlake. My friend Don Bolles has a great club there on Tuesdays. My club is every other Thursday, it’s free and it’s fun. Tequila TV will be back on Time Warner on Fridays at 10:30 pm.

Madame Pamita is great! I booked Pam ay Karen Black’s Birthday party At Linda Kandel’s home. 200 of the best and the brightest were in attendance and Linda is the perfect hostess. I sang with Richard Green on piano,, Karen Black sang, Ronnie Blakely from Robert Altman's Nashville sand and played piano .She is all butterflies and daffodils to me.

I was watching the movie, Easy Rider and at one point they visit a commune in the desert, Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda, eat with the family of hippie dwellers. Though there was little food but they all looked healthy and they all smoked pot and worked very hard to grow food. My old Friend Carmen Phillips dressed in an Egyptian glitter headdress, played a part of wondering actors who visit this dusty teepee oasis. She died 3 years ago but she always felt that Easy Rider ruined her career with its Western Romanticism and overt drug usage.

Too bad, she died of cancer and I dare say it would have been less painful if she had indulged herself in pot instead of people killer R.J. Reynolds witch’s brew Salem cigarettes. I have not read the Marijuana bible but I never heard of anyone getting cancer from cannabis.

I remember sacred truths, the 60’s, the American Indian way, and the Hippies. Simple food for simple taste. God’s little flower flourished till the new old boys club took over in Washington. I don’t want Eli Lilly to the only doctor in town. Physicians can heal themselves.” John Nickelson sez Most people have enough problems with the booze and all

On a hot California evening I met with one of the co founders of Hollywood Holistic on Sawtelle . The owners are genuinely interested the health and welfare of their patients and service them in a non-clinical atmosphere. Sick people should be happy and Marijuana seems to make people happy. I mean they laugh a lot. I was always taught to smile because it tricks your brain into believing you are happy. My grandfather had Glaucoma and the doctors told him it was ok to smoke marijuana to relieve the stress on his retina but he refused because he felt everything the Republican government said was true but then he loved John Wayne westerns so he bought what that America was selling him and lost his sight slowly and moderately painfully.

Dennis Hopper who is never scene in Easy Rider without a jay in his mouth. But no amount of medication can quail his hostile republican nature. His Long hair, Motorcycle, Puka necklace ad fridged jacket does not make him cool. He will never heal his longs to be somewhere else no matter where he is. . Their will always be the overindulgence

Mr. B. is more like Captain America. Savvy about the law and human rights and the Federal Government Mr. B. is extremely pleasing to the eye so my interview was a pleasure and not the chore that most assignments can be. He has a natural twinkle in his soul that overflows through his eyes. He calls the office his shop and he built it himself.

Mr. B. was a person who knew the future of human health was about to change paths. Captain America and Billy are Parading without a permit. The Feds are playing that Scissor happy beautiful America routine with your rights. You have selective rights depending on their mood. The new drug czar is trying to crack down on your rights as a California with their Federal debauchery. The old boys in Washington like whiskey or AA Pick your poison…too much or not enough.

Jack Nickelson sez you know this used to be a “hell of a good country”. And then a bunch of Rednecks snuff him, He was too intelligent, and Hillbillies like the KISS keep it simple stupid way of life. He playing a smooth talking ACLU lawyer named George Harrison. Smart people get fucked with. My old friend Tim Leary was constantly fucked with for exploring inner space, which is the opposite of outer space.

I spoke to Mr. B. about which way the wind currently blows in California. We agree with Jack’s analogies. I saw Josie Cotton at the Echoplex. She was great and so was one of my favorite girls, Abby Travis who plays with Josie. I went with my Swedish teacher Evelyn and Ron from LA'sCity Beat. Josie's Videois comming out soon so beon the lookout. Robert Musselman,Ginger from Punk Globe and I are in it. She has some fine talent backing her up!Josie is a very groovy girl and Yes, Josie, Johnny is queer.

Mike Savage’s benefit at Safari Sam’s was like a Punk Rock Reunion. He looks great. He is such a cool dude. The Wizard of Gore Premiere was amazing. The movie was very good. I took Paul Picasso as my date. I walked the red carpet and got snapped by the paparazzi. Director Jeremy Kasten is the handsomest man on earth in a Tuxedo. The party was at W in Westwood. We sat by the pool and celebrated the Los Angeles Film Festival. It was Bloody SWANK!

My old friend Chuy played at Boardners the other night. I loved sitting on the patio and feeling the summer breeze. Trisha looks so pretty and she did a great job remodeling the old hellhole. I saw Kommunity FK there and I loved seein Patrick and Sherry again. It has been years and they are well and happier than ever!

It’s Classy now and Tim Sin and Julie from Tiny’s are there to brighter up your day. Why do you have to be sick before your friends get together? EVERYONE was there, too many names, Laura Savage, Dave Travis, Gypsy, the Pope, Elise from www.HellcatsLA.com, Russell the king of the Rainbow and his brother Dino, Sheppard and Peter from Pygmy Love Circus, Mike’s Band, Speed Buggy, who were fantastic, Los Creepers, Linda Kaye, Barmistress Alex ,The Groovy Rednecks, Sonja, the Spurs, James, Johnny Pockets, Kane from the old Bar Deluxe, Mark Curry and the Dogpatch wino’s, Colin from the Lingerie and so many more of my dear dear friends. It was the Music party of the summer! We love you Michael Savage. Get well soon.

Gotta go make magic! See you on the set. Write Me.

Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com.

LA SCOOP
By Tequila Mockingbird June 8 2007

I want to thank all my friends for stopping by my Birthday party at the Piano bar. I love it when we get together and sing and dance all night.

. I just got back from San Francisco. The city is pretty, the breeze was refreshing as I sat at Rose's café. I was eating mushrooms because they have mushrooms on everything up there. I sang at the St. Francis Yacht Club. Now that's my kind of joint. Fast boats, fast cars. Fast food that's me! I stayed in Marin and worked at a 007 party.

I was May Day AKA Grace Jones and I was with Jaws and the new villain from the Daniel Crane Bond. I served Sparking Bubbley's to the masses shaken not stirred.

Elise and I went to the Getty to see the Knitters. They are a band with Exene Cervanka, John Doe, Dave Alvin, Don Bonebrake and a very hot boy named Johnny on bass.

They sang one of my favorite's "Poor little critter on the road" and a song, dedicated to Top Jimmy, called hand me down my walking cane. I loved the tram ride to the Museum.

Exene is having an art show on Saturday the 9th at 830 Main St. in Venice.

Anthony Ausgang is opening at Bergamont station the same night!

I played at the Kibbitz room last night. It is my Wednesday ritual. I go on so late I mean. 12:30 on a school night, I am surprised so many people come to see me.

I'm going to Bring Fluffier back. Club Fluffier is at The Hyperion Tavern 1941 Hyperion I Silverlake across from Campo something or another.

Miss Lady La Diva will peel, The Cheating Kind will play, The Bunny will Fluff, I will sing, I will show films and DJ and it's all free and I am shooting for my TV Show.

Bring your Demo's and short films to me or write me at Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com.

Tequila TV is airing again this month on Thursdays at 9:30 on channel 24 at 9:00 pm.

I'm showing bondage music from Sarah Bishop and the films of Norman Reedis. These are spooky cool clips so check um out! www.bigbaldhead.com and Eric Van Gogh show is on at 9:30.or visa versa….

The Wizard of Gore starring Crispin Glover, Bijoux Phillips and the Suicide Girls. Is playing at the LA Film Festival and if you like creepy films this one is for you.

I have had to clean my metaphysical house and get rid of all the back stabbing assholes in my life. Since everybody talks about every body I hear what everybody has to say from everyone else and though it is sad that people I thought were my friends are so loose lipped. It a relief to know I'm not crazy. I'd rather focus on my salad so to speak…

Sometimes you have to do a clean sweep and look at who is making your life better and who is making it worse. Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com

I heard this balding completely dull ass of a man say 'Iggy Pop that's all I ever hear about!" He had just left San Francisco and I could tell he had no style, no friends and was just a bitter nerd. Meanwhile his 30 year old out of shape body was a sight not to behold.

Lemmy just left for his European tour. He was in good sprits as he beat the poker machine for the millionth time.

Michael Savage, the lead singer of Pygmy Love Circus has Cancer in his throat. Michael is a great man so let's all gang up on God with our prayers, He's going to need us so be in touch and check on the boy. The Lion's club picnic was held at Barnsdall Park the place where Arthurfest happens. It was a BBQ with ribs and chicken and potato salad and salad and Hamburgers and Hot dogs .The organizers were Susan from the Rustic, Glen Kawahara, Andy Takakjian of Atmus, Monte, Bill, Daisy and the rest of the Lions. The Downbeats played, Randy Miesner form the Eagles, The Spenser Davis group got in to an argument over the Roller Derby date, which was April 21. We went for drinks at the Scorpion Bar on Hollywood Blvd. Johnny made us some delicious elixirs and the atmosphere is very nice.

I missed Morrissey playing on Jimmy Kimmel that was a show the popped up pretty fast and I was kind glad I did not go because I caught a cold, and it hung on so long that I even missed the Roller Derby. Josie Cotton (Johnny are you queer) sang the National Anthem this time. I was looking forward to seeing Elsa and Bruce Duff and the cool skater chicks.

Jimmy Kimmel live is featuring Iggy and the Stooges in mini concert mode in two days. I got tickets and I'm totally stoked. This next three days were totally Wicked Cool!

The Wiltern was sold out in 3 hour for there Stooges show tonight I got last minute tickets from a friend, Morrisey was next to us so we chatted awhile I introduced him to my DierctorL.K. and he pointed out his lady manager. Morrisey asked me if I had gotten married yet! I told him I am single. We gossiped about Harry the Dog, my old bandmate.

Patrick, Elise, Raymond Pettibone, Jack Black and Scarlett Johanson were aall rocking out to the Stooges. My Ex boy toy, Philthy from Motorhead was in the first band. It;s great to watch him play..I ran into very hot love interest of mine and boy was he in luck cause I was pretty horny after the show. The night ended with lots of kisses for me! Thanks for all the kisses Baby!

I'm kinda sad that I'm gonna miss Rude Boy, I socked him once for socking a pal of mine and he asked me out! I did however see the Clash City Rockers at the Cat Club the other evening. They sound like the real thing. I miss Joe Strummer. He was a real doll. Polite handsome, intelligent, the total package. Yes, it's true the good die young and that's why we are still here. I was on the Strip to see Vial from New York. The lead singer chick was miss CBGB's and they were musical pleasing. I met Vince at Tiny's, went to the Whiskey and there was Mike Giangreco and that cut girl who runs the Whiskey.

Central Casting wants to get a look at me. They are closed till May. Suck Suck Suck I want to work a lot and right away! I love working; I am music supervisor for a Film set in Israel later this year. Linda and I went for dinner at the Yamashiro That is such a great place to eat and drink and look at our fair city. The Yamashiro was built for the emperor of Japan during World War One. I'd love to live there alone. I'd invite you all for dinner!

Heart played at the Opheum theatre downtown, Motley Sue and the gang went, and they said it was a great show. I couldn't go. My problem is, I hate sitting down for 2 hours, and I haven't scene a movie in 10 years…Alex AKA Bar mistress has a great dinner party. We had Lasagna and Meat Balls, and sausage. We drank lots of Jagermiester, and then we watched Iggy's videos. I'm in Loose cause he stage dived on my head! That guy is dead sexy fuck! Check it out www.yahoolivesets.com

Linda Kandel's dinner party was a smash. Artist, Writers, Poets, my favorite Anthony Mustang, who is dabbling in guitar now, Cuban born Rafael, inventor Dennis Lotz, actors and playboys.

I am playing at the Kibbitz room every Wednesday at midnight with the Pirates of Fairfax and Tequila TV is back on the air Friday's at 9:30 on channel 24 Time Warner. My clothing will be from the Original Cult. Drew from Lip Services newest label. Hurray! I went to La Luz gallery had a great opening for Robert William's new Hot Rod book. His work is super cool! He did the cover for Guns and Roses, Appetite for Destruction. He's put out tons of books. He's just toooooooooo happening there were artist's and newspaper people everywhere. I ran iinto Stefania, she is in love cursed and she's in Iggy's video www.yahoolivesets.com/theStooges.

His wife Susan is also a famous artist. They met in art school. Isn't that romantic? I love all the Hot Rods out in front of the Gallery. He is also the publisher of Juxtapose magazine. He's swell we go back to went I worked in Art Gallerys all the time. I had ZOMO the Zone Mockingbird Gallery, and I was curator for Grace Lozano gallery and spent years as curator of the 01 gallery with John Pochna That reminds me I'm looking for an acting agent any suggestions anyone, I can play a black chick! I'm good at that… I saw the Stooges agian at the Jimmy Kimmel show. The Tiny's crew were all there. Alex,Danelle,Susan, Tim Sinn, Patrick,Coyote, the girls he whole gang.

Linda Megan and I ran into Don Bolles from the Germs and we were off to his new club.We hung out with Jim from Teenaside and Brett from the Jewish Defence League. The club was great, it was filled with law books and film and Victorian Punk music.Who would think Don would become famous for soap!

Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com

LA SCOOP
By Tequila Mockingbird March 2007

The Barmistress calls me and says the first 200 people to respond to an Iggy Pop and the Stooges would get in free. So I wrote Yahoo and low and behold I won. So did Motley Sue, Steve and Laura for Tiny's fame. Alex aka Barmistress, Jessica from Tiny's and Lon from Neilson. Iggy is stone sexy. He was half naked and I wanted to eat him alive It was a shoot at the Fox faculty in Century City for Yahoo Live.

We all jumped on stage for No Fun, while Iggy wiggled and squired all over the stage at one point he stage dived right on top of me. The Stooges sounded as good as they did in the 70's when I saw them last. They had a question and answer period, which was boring, but Iggs was all about playing as soon as that was over. What a night!

I was going to watch Rodney get his star on Hollywood Blvd. but the night before I went to the Cat Club and ran into Lemmy He was looking might fine hitting on some 24 year old stripper type. I was drinking a lot of whiskey and I was feeling pretty fucked up so for some reason I had a little stiffy for him, some times Lemmy just turns me on. He was in uniform if you know what I mean…. I can't help it. I'm into to older men with lots of energy. The young ones are sooooo boring lately.

I worked on Mind of Mencia for Comedy Central playing a dyke in jail. Mencia played little Kim my love interest. That was interesting. My agent just loves to send me all the fucking way out of town. On top of that He called me with a part on Rob Zombie's Halloween, knowing I was working on the set he sent me too and the he cancelled because I was working and I could not call him back for an hour. I'm looking for new acting agencies to sign up with let me know if anyone knows of one or two.

Linda Kandel and I went to the launch of Maggie Barry's new perfume called Dangerous Love at the Henry Fonda Theatre. French chanteuse Morganne Picard sang the song for the commercial and she is a great singer and a very good friend. Flaunt Magazine was on the scene and so was I to write about the event. Lot's and Lot's of free champagne. And my favorite the gentleman who sat beside me and said," Do you have money, I have money…. I'm gay and I'm bored" and I said " I won't hold that against you. His boyfriend 's name was Dick. Scott Tisch who works at Hollywood Book and Poster is has been very ill, in the hospital and not working. Scott has had to deal with many major medical issues since childhood so….

Ticsh-Aid is a concert to help him out in this time of need on April 18th at diPlazza Restaurant and Lounge at 5205 E. Pacific Coast Highway in Long Beach. Their information number is 582-498-2461. The show features Gypsy Trash, The Tiki Tones, Violin K Sonata, The Pace, 13 Grade, and Loving Kindness with Sammy Seagull at the M.C.Doors open at 6pm, so be there or be square.

Quentin Tarentino gave a Special Thanks credit to Hollywood Book and Poster in his new film Grindhouse. Thanks Qman we still love you and Robert too! I am singing at the Kibbitz room at Canters every Wednesday night and it's free. I get to frolic in my love for Zep and the Stones and all my favorite Classics. Come on down yall! Robert Williams, my current favorite artist will be at La Luz De Jesus Gallery and Juxtapoz Magazine are having a special book signing and release party for " The Hot Rod World of Robert Williams on Saturday April 7th from 7-11.

Sabrina the party queen of Pasadena is having a baby and will be getting married to Tim from New Zealand very soon. We went to her tea party celebration this weekend, Pasadena Doo Dah Queens, Mary Jean, Kavita, Erica, and myself were there along with Paul Morris formally of the Trailer Park Casanova's Artist Tom Jamison and Tom Kosten of Doo Dah Ma and Pa Kaleta and more were in attendance.TequilaTV and the Van Gogh show are back on the air from 8-:30-9:30 on Fridays! Check out our shows on channel 24 Public Access.It's video party time every week!

Monday Nights at Tinys's is Movie Nights and it cool stuff from the 80's. Two dollar munchies, cheap booze and great ttimes for free so come on down! Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com

Hi there rockers,
Happy New Year and all that jazz. Come see me sing Kurt Weill at the M Bar at Fountain and Vine on Febuary 4th for Bark Victory. We are doing benifit for sick animals so It is a worthy cause. I am playing with Favorites Eva Brontasuis and Russ the Pianist and a slew of nice people.

We had a great time at the grand opening at the Piano bar on Selma and Wilcox. Tammi from Boardners was bartentending and I sang a Billy Holiday tune with co owner Alex and his partner David Brown sang beautifully as well.Bartenders , Billy, Alex, Forrest from Boardners, doorman Andy, beautiful gals and a gaggle of guys in suits and tuxedos.Some guests include lots of my ols pals and new ones too! I glad they are so talented and spunky like Jane Cantilion , who works as a producer on Tyra Banks and who just produced a Piano Bar film came so did Motley Sue from Heart,Karen from CBS, Jerry from Hollywood Book and poster, lovely Louie, who is sweet at filled with delicious Martini's,Sexy Lawyer David Lumb and Mascara Director Linda Kandel. Harry from Harry's the very cool furniture store on National.was also there with Robert from Hitman recordings in Seattle, who had a great soiree at his gaff for his going away party which Paul Picasso and I attended. Daddy Carlos who owns the Velvet Margarita turned us on to $30 shots of Tequila that were out of this world!

My condolences to Julie from Tinys on the death of her mother.I am very sad for her .You have been such a great friend to all of us. I went to Metal Skool to celebrate with my friend Christine Ann and Jason from Austen Texas. Then, after a lovely dinner at the Rainbow.My friend Mike the Doorman at the Rainbow invited us. I was looking for Lemmy but he was there three night's before and all that was left were his pacman scores at the end of the bar.

Paul of The Cheating Kind and I went to the Rustic to hang with Susan and Bill.The girls are sooo cool there and the food is great. But we had already eaten at Home across the street. We stopped at Montys club across the street first. I will be singing the National Anthem at the Derby Dolls game on March 4th so come on down and watch some girly action,

I stopped by Citizen Smith for Dale Gloria's gathering. That was nice. Mile was playing jazz. I met the owners recently and they are very nice. Brian formally of the Henry Fonda is working with them now! Oh my God the wings at California Wings on Caughunga are soooooooo good and so hot they burned going in and coming out, you gotta try them. I'm going to the Lava Lounge to see the Cheating Kind play. I love a little faux southern rock!

I worked on an awful tv show. called Standoff, It was horrible because it was shot at Cybl Brand in the middle of nowhere and it is a stinky dusty old x ladies prison filled with ghost and asbestoes. I am allergic to dust so I was misrable. If it were'nt for the the company of long time pals, Kitty Citizen,Kate, and Lizard, who have been in lots of cool movies with me over the years.

Happy Birthday to writer Kathy Tracy, we love you! The Lido is under new management and all hell is breaking loose. Rumor has it that one bed room will be 2000 dollars. No one is happy around here lately. New rules are coming out of nowhere and they seem nice enough to me but... I have lived there since 1994, How can the rules change now? I want to know what happened to the Grandfather clause? I'm working on a book so I'll keep you posted.

I flew to Sacramento with my company guys on Southwest. I love flying but I hate the crazy airport ettiquette. Whatever dude, here are my shoes. I hope you like my striped socks, I do! Anyways, I'll see you for some punk rock at Tinys, last week our special guest bartender was Jeffrey Dammit, He is the shit!

Tequila

Boy have I missed you guys...I have had a cold, or the flu, or allergys,, and it's too hot, too cold. I don't know...
Friggin California weather is out of it mind with global warming and man made crappola.Anyway, I missed the Bi Rock City News Awards and most of the holiday goodies ecause of sneazing ,weezing and coughing. Everyone called me to tell me how much fun they has at RCN this year. I was supposed to MC with Count Smokula but....
Meanwhile I won a best Jouralist plaque which I will pick up in the near future at headquarters. Thank you Rock City for thinking of me. I went to the Rainbow for surfand Turf with my lawywer Glenn Kawahara. It was packed, so we at at the bar with my favorite Rainbow bartender, and the the metal flow.Lemmy was out of town and the miss Pac Man machine looked very lonely indeed.

Francois from Motorcycle boy had a great art show. Their seem to be a lot of clowns in my life lately, Tinys,Jumbo's and noe Francois's clown have come to haunt me. My longtime galpal Jenny Lens was shwing the early 80's pix she took of the Germs, X, the Screamers and more. They act like you are old if yoou know these bands but really you don't know shit about music unless you were here from the beginning.Jenny even screened cool tee shirts for the oprning. I saw Mike Knox of Rigor Mortis, Many Motorcycle boys, Jill Guido, whom I worked with as a bartender at Zatars, Josie Roth from Fat and Fucked up,Tawny and her huband from the Pik me up,Felicity,Jerry from Hollywood Book and Poster and a ton of people I love seeing! It was my friend Johnny Tailez's Gallery called the Eastside Studios.
Sadly, The rents are skyrocketing in the great california land rape and the studio will be gone forever.

Happy Birthday to the real Mrs. English Frank! We took Robin to the Velvet Margarita for dindin and drinks, Director Linda Kandel arrived and off we went to some chi chi party in Siverlake.

Why do film people go to party;s in Gap and Amarican Apparel. The plaid lumber shirts have got to go! Kurt Cobain shot himself because he knew he was a fashion victim. Bored.... I wanted to go home right away.but we had to experience the Casa de something or other. You could smell the nerousis in the room.There was am abundance of erratic Facial hair. One whack job told us he used seman in his gross glob of chin hair to make it soft. It looked like pubic hair from hell. My TV show is back on Time Warner on Thursdays at 10pm,on channel 24/ My old partener Eric from the Van Gogh show is on at 9;30 so check us out and I you have a ideo you want us to show myspace me at http://www.myspace.com/tequilaofhollywood

Linda Kandel direced a movie called Mascara starring, Steve Jones ( Jonesy103) Amanda, Lumi ,Steve Shubb from the Fenwick and more, She also directer Naked Jane. I am her music supervisior,here I go out of my sick girl bed and on to her cocktail party in a Los Felix Mansion, I sang with Actress Karen Black all night. I love Karen she is a great singer and sctress and we had fun singing xmas tunes. Lot's of Beverly Hills types, s Fashion really such a bad word. I gave up and wore an Sweatshirt and sequined cowboy boots. My friend Tammi from Kelly,and Forrest who used to work at Boardner noew work at the Piano Bar at Wilcox and Selma. It is much hipper than a Karoke bar cause it's real guys like Alex on the baby Grand. It's a very Liberace kind of joint. i like to go there and listen to the Monkees , Shirley Bassey,and Petula Clark on the Juke Box.

Tiny's is doing Breakfast and football for the guys and now the punkrock knitting circle for us Girlys! Rumor has it the Santa is comming to Tiny's for us big kids soon so read your bulletins on myspace you all. By the way Happy Birthday to Steve, the bald one of Tinys. you have a very special place in our hearts punk rocker !

Charlie from Custom Mad Scare and Charlie Worldwide had a great 21 birthday party, Jeffery Damnit formally of Boardners was the MC. I saw Big Jamie, 9 who works the front door at Safari Sam's and was just on a very funny episode of my name is Earl), Mr. and Mrs Johnny Pockets of Tinys fame, The Pope, Zepher, Elise form Hell Kitty, Beachy, Frankie, Kane formally of Bar that sucks, Jessica and the gang , Charlie has a beautiful wife and Baby, he's batting 10,000 000 in the game of life.The bands wwere great and everyone had fun! Chuckie formally of Boardners, now works at the Little Cave in Echo Park, Brian and Spicoli and a bunch of cool chicks from his work crew and a shitload of us went to the world famous Jumbo's Clown room. Tiny's Barmistress Alex, Motley Sue, Karen from CBS, Razz and Dirty Don from Kitty Litter Disco, Jimmy from Couch Concerts, some scantly dressed girls and a very spanky Tranny made Chuckie's Birthday quite a special event. Happy Birthday Chuckie, We Love you.I'm gonna send you a picture of Britney Speers,slash,HOE HOE HOE! I'm spending Christmas Eve at the Rainbow.Xmas cookies and all!

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I took the train at Noon from Pasadena happy, after The Doo Dah Queen Picking at Zorthian's Ranch,in Pasadena. The night before.. I was sitting with Paul Picasso and and all the past Queen's , Ericka, Mary Jean Sabrina ,Kavita,,and contestants ,watching the sunset as the Duke of oodah and Tom Costen of Lifebringer brought us another year of Doodah joy! .Zorthain Nymphsand Siamese twins, Saffona and Saphira will be the new queens of the 2006 Doo Dah Parade. They are very sweet and sexy girls who look like greecian art come to life!

The Laughing Yogi, who has a show on Time Warner tried out as well as Erica Valentine, Pee Pee Poo Poo and a bevy of undercovered talent.

The Parade is Sunday the 19th of November. On my way home from Old Town, I picked up a copy of the Pasadena Star-News and the Twin explode on the first page in Living color! I was also pleased that Fred Ortega mentions Leather Daddy and I as Judges,I even got to Jam with Snotty Scotty, Who are the Grand Marshalls this year.

The Hollywood Christmas Parade is on the 26th Of November.We are going Watch the Parade form the sidelines in front of Tinys. Tiny's will have it's Lovely Bloody Mary and French toasts breakfast, Football and the Parade at sundown I went to the Magic Castle with BatPack as the guest of William and Ted Shred.It was Barmistress Alex's birthday week ,so she was my guest and I hers ant the Weekend birthday soriee!

We saw three Magic acts. Mr Chuck Jones was first Maician, He sawed girl's in half , Alex came out of another room with a purple ballon toy, I love Irma ,the psychic piano in the bar.I had her play Smells like Team Spirt , In a Goda da vita., and Angie by the stones I was quite a treat.

The next evening, I went to the Scopion bar on Hollywood Blvd with my pal, Tonie.Sowers from Mad TV. We had the Pommie Margarita and Tonie had the Cucumber. Mexican food is not my favorite, but the Califlower soup at Tiny's is!

Paul Picasso took me to the Doors 40th anniversay party at the Whiskey. We hung out with Robbie Krieger, I talked to Fuckin Tom Morello, Slash played, Perry Farrell and Chester Bennington sang Jim's parts. Ray Manzerik's haunting keyboards struck like lighting,The place was packed and the city gave a lovely decication to the Doors, Lot's of cops and ody guards, Firemarhalls on parade, no in's and out's 800 peple, it involved , the Cat Club the Whiskey, Book Soup and the tented backstage area.Perry's new band Sattelink Park backed up the 2 remaining Door's touring members. Later, it was time for dinner at the Rainbow, I had dinner with RIck Silva at the table next to Ron Jeremey.Ron is cool he's always invited to the best shows in town.

I went to the Eagles of Death Metal and Joan Jett at the John Anson Ford Theatre. I love the Eagles, they are extremely tounge in cheek. Daddy and Ava,from he Velvet Margarite invited me over for drinks and the band's after party.. I can almost taste the Tequila Bisque Soup from here!

The Beauty Bar had a beauty contest with Alexa Arquette as the M.C. I was their to Meet Juliet and Anthony, who are working on documentary about me and alot of cool local artist.

I also met with Josh Frank , in town over night from Phoniex, who wrote the oral history of a band called the Pixies. He's here working on a Peter Ivers, New Wave Theatre book. Memories...

Apollo Starr was a Judge, the room was festive with all the orange and black balllons.The 4 girls competing were cuter than cute! I did not stay to see who won, after all, they all were great to me! I can't tell you what I did for Halloween, I signed a secret pact with the company, But later I went to Tiny's, where Julie and Steve were manning the bar dressed as Frauliens too!

Felicity and I went to the Rainbow, No Lemmy ,but lot's of my punker pals like Russell and Dino and the hardcorecrowd, slipknot and all. Felicity is singing with Bang Tango this week!

The Van Gogh show is back on the air at 9;30 on Thursdays ,channel 24, Time Warner. My show, Tequila Tv will be on right after that at 10pm.Mojo will be on Internet TV and he just offered us a slot! I'll let you all know when we begin this internet experment... Don't miss the Dame Darcy reading , booksigning, and exhibition.Pure whimsy!

The Illustrated Jane Erie at La Luz de Jesus Gallery on Thursday November 16th from 9-12am

Another Glorious day in Tinseltown.,I'm walking down the Boulavard of broken dreams on my way home from the gym and there is Nina Hagen sitting in front of a brightly lit tour bus. She informs her director and producer that I am coming along to show two German Idol girls the real Hollywood. The Clubs, Tiny's, Frolic, Pantages,Star Shoes , Beauty Bar, Bar Sinister, The Rainbow,, The Roxy, The Whiskey,and of course,Starbucks! We are screaming and talking and having a ball.5 Camera's are shooting the whole experience. It was fun. Halloween in Hollywood starts early. The costumes are movie star perfect. I saw Slash costumes, Johnny Depp's and lots of those tiny outfits in the window at playmates.I went to a shebang at Arrowspace , my friend Eve's new art gallery.

The people from 944 magazine were there photographing the ballet dancers and other Masquade attendies.Eve's art gallery is really nice and big and next door to The Room. Blessed Sacrament's carnival was great this year. I went with Alex from Tiny's, Motley Sue,and Karen from CBS. We rode some rides and drank lot's of Magarita slushys. Writer Kathy Tracy and Punk Rock Lon made the tasty alixir. I was happy to be back at my old school. My friend Elise and her husband Bob Lee had a rad Halloween parrty at Mr.T's Bowl with Elegantly wasted and Backbiter and Upstart. I was supposed to open but Hollywood was held captive by cops and protesters all day.They towed all the cars pretty much without warning and no one would drive anywhere thanks to the police state atmosphere.

I worked on a movie called Big Day on the Sony lot in Culver City . It was fun to work with Bikers from Wild Bunch and Bat Pack. Biker girl parts are my favorite. I pitch a mean glare. I went with the gang to the Key Club to see Hero's of the Federation, It is fronted by our friend David and the were quite a treat. I loved Hanzel and Gretal,, who were also on the bill. They had us and the place on fire , Oh really, I heard there was a fire after we left. The music was great,the show was fantastic. They sometimes even played their instuments and sometimes not.They were Uber German and we could'nt tell if Gretal was a girl or a boy. Everyone sang along and think that is going to be the first DVD I buy this year.. Jessica and Johnny Pockets got Tatted at True Tattoo, I'm getting tatted at Kayden Creations and Josh is tatting at West Hollywood Tattoo.I missed Tattoo porn queen Madison's pary the other day. I gotta full plate. I am looking for an Agent so I can do that acting thing.

I saw my friend Elvira on NASCAR this morning. She looks great . She appeared right after the group prayer and the National Anthem.. Nina and I used to hang around with her in the earty 90's..Angleyne's birthday party was a Blast that year. She said the immortal words "Gentlemen start your Engines"!.

I'm watching Beck on Saturday Night Live and he's still a genius. I knew that when he was 9 years old. He was in a movie with Tomato de Plenty and myself. He has all of his musicians sitting at a dinner table playing the dishes and wine and water glasses with thier knives forks and spoons, while he plays acoustic and harmonica.

Hey, all you rich Rock and stars and people with money and taste. My friend Harry has a furniture studio and everything is going on sale for half price. He has antiques,20th Century Modern,Gallery prints.His shop is by appointment only 1-310-559-7863.

I'm having breakfast at Tinys every Sunday so come on down and have Alex the Barmixtress mix you up a Bloody Mary and French toast .We're all gonna watch football or baseball or something like that!

On Hallowen I am going to Tequila Tuesdays at Dragonfly and the Pumkin carving at the Cat and Fiddle. I'm going to see Abby Travis at Amoeba .It's free you guys!

It's that time agian! Bands,get a flat bed truck and be in the Doo Dah Parade. We are also picking this years queen. I was crowed queen in 1998 .

If you think you are ready for the Doo Dah Experience. If you want more information, www.Pasadenadoodahparade.com

Tiny's will have limited seating for the Hollywood Christmas Parade, It's gonna get crowed so reserve your seat with me to get on the list.! write me!

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I went to the Jules Verne Film Festival with Paul Picasso at the Shrine Auditorium. I ended up on the mailing list thanks to pals, Buzz Aldin and James Cameron, whom, I met at a party at the Arc light 3 years ago. I was there with my friends from Interorbital Rocket Corporation, Rod and Randa Milliron. They are building a rocket for space vacations in the Mojave Desert. Or maybe it was my super cute myspace friend George Lucas???

Well kids, George Lucas was there. His hair is very big! He was a cute young thing when I first saw him. He even had a yellow racecar like my last boyfriend. Jane Goodall was childlike and dressed in Chinese like me. She was carrying a toy chimp. Harrison Ford got an award and thank good he looked healthy and not all emaciated like he has been since he and Calista got together. Ray Harryhousen is older that dirt but he is still kicken! H e showed the colorized version of his favorite movies called SHE. She who must be obeyed. It looked great! I looked great, and it was fun! Bar Sinister has changed a lot! I haven’t been in since they refurbished the main bar.

I went to see Heavenly Trip to Hell one of my favorite bands; they played with Texas Death Star at the Key club and opened for Metal School. We missed the list by 10 minutes. Feeling quite unhappy, Maureen and Alex and I went to get back to Tiny’s. The Gutter Sluts were there, Deb, Red Jen, and Motley Sue celebrating their Breast cancer benefit at the bowling alley in the Hollywood Highland center.

So… I’m sitting in Tinys on a Thursday afternoon, noshing on a cheeseburger and fries. George the DJ from the Saturday Night Sleasezoids comes barreling in a says’ I brought a few of my friends’, then I look up and 200 picture perfect Zombies enter the clubhouse. Zombie with glass in their faces, self death by all kinds of methods. Midgits as corpses, decomposed and rotted looking boys and girls, Drinking, eating , and laughing like day of the dead come to life. They were celebrating the Scream movie awards. I love Hollywood. You love Hollywood , and you should …cause Zombie day was a success and in Hollywood you cane be what you want to be. Their was an accident murder suicide victim behind me and I heard him say “When the time is right , and I become a Zombie, I’ll now what to do! Join me on my my space page

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I went to The Barn Bar on Vine to see Coyote Shivers and George spin records next to the M bar on Fountain. I went with the Director of the Wizard of Gore, Jeremy Kasten.

Crispen Glover is the star; Bijoux Phillips and the Suicide Girls are the not so innocent victims of this epic remake. Jeffery was dancing when I left at 1:30pm He was leaving for Spain, to receive an award as the maker of the bloodiest vampire movie ever made! Tiny's had a video shoot with The Eagles of Death Metal. I chatted with that hot papa Josh from Queens of the New Stone Age. Josh is nice and pleasant; we talked about bikes and racing. He is having a custom bike built and we hung out by some bitchen choppers. Though my groupie days are over one of his friends said, “I’d fuck him” in a sly joking manner and I thought to myself I’d pay to watch and join in!” I was at the Whiskey for Revlon Red and LA Guns. Marky looked great and Miss Money penny and I hung out and watched the show. Rick Garcia was photographing Felicity all over the place and the place was quite festive. The Rainbow was great we had dinner and drinks with Bartender to the stars Kim.

Dragonfly on Wedsday had Josie Cotton We shoot a TV show called Untitled directed by David Steinberg. It was a Black comedy as in Black the race and I learned that I am an Afro Saxon. There is a joke is so perfect, it fits my lifestyle.

We shot in Ontario, California at 3:30 in the morning and worked 15 hours for Eva Longloria’s new movie, “ How I met my Boyfriends dead Fiancé.” Once again, Bat pack was rocking the house with extras. I need to find and acting agent but then you can’t do extra work. Suck Suck Suck. I just like to work all the time. I missed Josie Cotton at the Dragonfly tonight. All my pals were there.

Alexis Arquette, Paul and Helen Rosseler, Gabby from Haunted Garage, Ginger Coyote, Geza X all visited the Fly for Josi Cotton and Cakecutter. I, on the other hand, kicked my own ass at the Gym and slept till 12: 30 pm! I must get back to my Fighting Irish and fucking weight.

I’m playing a benefit for a little dog with one eye that need radiation tomorrow. The project is called Bark Victory and we help animals. Happy Birthday to my pal Ginger Coyote of Punk Globe and The White Trash Debutants.

Blessed Sacrament Carnival is on the 21st and the 22nd. I love the food there. I went to Catholic School there as a child. Now, I drink with the former Priest, the one who gave me my first Holy Communion, at Tiny’s. He and I have breakfast at Tiny’s every Sunday till 3pm, Mmmmmm French toast made with Baggett! Watch Tequila TV on Time Warner Cable, Fridays at 9:30 on channel 24.

Spyke and I were cast in a Vegas nightclub scene again. For two days, Spyke and I couple up and tell each other goofy stuff, Laugh a lot, he falls asleep on the table {his gal pal kept him up all night,} then we are singled out given our own little table…. Now, we are playing a newlywed couple in Las Vegas.

We must have done a convincing job because John Malvevich calls us up the stage and asks a couple of questions and suddenly we are really in the movie with lines and contracts. The movie is called 'the Great Buck Howard' and Tom Hanks is producing it. Lot's of our friends from Batpack were there, Celeste from Underground Mine magazine online, Colin Hanks was co starring, Lunch was divine, salads, fish, chicken, ribs, num num.

I went to the tattoo convention at the Palladium. This will be the last one at that location. They sold the building to W hotel and I hear it will be making a swell parking lot. Meanwhile, The Inkslingers ball was great this year; I met Paul Tracy a mercurial tribalism tattoo artist from San Francisco. My manager Alex introduced us and I watched him tattoo dragons…on the back of a Chicanobilly girl. Rick Garcia and Ricky Junior were taking pictures of all the beautiful human art. Dirty Don Daily invited Alex, Felicity and myself at the show. Hell Kat's, Pinky Starr and the bar are to of my favorite vendors and we girls did plenty of shopping. Later, we went to Kayden Creations for the after party. Johnny Pockets and I listened to PTP. They played a spirited death metal set. , Then in Grecian splendor their amps were so big they smashed up the art gallery on the way down the stairs .We were having a good old time, The bands were good. Andy and Rob, Brock, S.F.'s Paul Tracy, Spicoli, Johnny Pockets, and the whole darned the tattoo crew were banging our heads until 3 am.

I went to the Black cat Galley in Venice. My friend Chris Masson 's paintings were on display and my friend Heather formally of Leather Hymen played with her new band. I went to Spike's birthday party at the Kibbitz room at Canters; I had a Pastrami Sandwich and strawberry cheesecake. I sang some Stones songs with the Pirates of Fairfax. I used to sing with Spike and Eric's old bad Brown Ring. Condolences to all those who loved Kathy Wood. Kathy was Ed Wood's widow. She passed away two weeks ago. She was a very nice lady. Happy Birthdays include, Paul Billy Goat, Motley Sue, Perry Farrell and the Riddler Tonight, I am going to the Vine Bar to watch George and Coyote Shivers spin records. American Hardcore is playing this week. I didn't get invited…. I guess they only want people there that weren't there and don't care. You be receiving some New Wave theatre online soon! We re back, I'm going to see the Blasters at Liquid Kitty. I'm sure that show will rock! Party with me punkers.

Tequila TV is on the air Time Warner channel 24 Friday Oct 12, at 10:30pm.The Van Gogh show is on at 8;30 pm on the same channel. Van Gogh is a good friend and very rock and roll; He plays bands like LA Guns. We shot a lot of amazing footage together. Tomorrow, I'm going to see Motorcycle Boy at the Viper room. I was there last week with Felicity who sang back up with her friend the Beautiful Creatures. It was Scream's 21st Birthday Party. Now, there's more of Dale to love. Scream is open every Sunday at the Viper room.

Come to my gig on Sunday, September 24th at Zen Sushi. Slow mo Erotic Eva Brontosurus The Chairs of Perception Human Hands Reform School Girls Tattooed ladys Burlesque the Bunny doors open at Zen Sushi at 8pm Tequila and Fluffer and more. I am the VJ on Tuesdays at Tiny's. My pal JULIE is the Bar Mistress I am a party promoter for Beauty Bar Star shoes Arrowspace and Tinys Wanna cool party, lemme help!

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Tequila Mockingbird Punk Globe punk of the Month

Alex is bartending at TINY'S from 12-7pm this week!

Knock Out Speaking of Hollywood dives, if ya like em laid back and lowbrow (in a cool way), check out Tiny's K.O. on the Boulevard between Ivar and Cahuenga. Proving that you can't go wrong with pictures of naked ladies and clowns-not to mention a little wood panelling and orange- hued accents-this intimate bar and grill was just opened by indie punk producer Steve Kravac and Ten Foot Pole guitarist Steve Carnan.

The place aims to take over where old faves such as Smalls K.O. left off; last Friday the place sported more ink than a printing press, while the jukebox blasted some hell-raising hardcore from the likes of the Misfits and Fear. Oh and the food has punk rock type names too. For example the BLT is called the T & A. Yup this one is absolutely not for the velvet rope crowd and it's about time. On a street oversaturated with swank/snobby dance clubs, it's a hole in the wall you won't want to crawl out of.

L.A. Weekly
July 14, 2006

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Temper tantrum (punk Youth Angst)
Scarlett Letter (Burlesque)
The Bunny sings
Tequilabilly classics
Almase Arabesque ( bellydancers)
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Midnight Show Special Director David Jove's New Wave Theatre

(Seen only once since in 1982)
FEAR. The Rayonics, Powertrip, Peter Ivers jUJu Hounds, and More

August 9th J-Bo. Solo Circuit Bender
Tequilabilly Classics
The Bunny Show
Scarlett Letter
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Midnight Show Special
Director Todd Tucker Presents Moldys's Madhouse
Giveaways,
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I really want to meet creative people who love doing art!

For instance, check out the world of Master Curcuit Bender J-Bo. J-Bo just opened for Wall Of Voodoo and onn August 9t at CIA he'll be here for us! The term "circuit bending" was coined by Qubais Reed Ghazala, the "Father of Circuit Bending". We don't know who the mother is. Circuit bending is the art of opening up electronic sound generating devices and intentionally short-circuiting points on their circuit boards in search of interesting and perhaps never-before-heard sounds. Such devices can range from cheap kid's toys to somewhat more sophisticated keyboard instruments. (Bending more expensive or treasured devices is not recommended because this process often results in the early death of the device being explored). Once these discoveries are documented, the circuit bender can drill holes into the shell of the device, then mount switches and other controls which will activate these "bends" at will. An audio jack can be mounted so that the device can be plugged into an amplifier for live performance or recording. Electronics expertise is not necessary, perhaps not even desired! I began circuit bending in February 2004 after reading a small article about Mr. Ghazala. My fascination was immediate and dare I say, life-changing. I find it satisfying on several levels. When I'm poking around on my workbench, I feel like a 19th-Century inventor like Edison or Bell, and I know there's a good chance of having an "AHA!" moment of discovery at any time. This is the true joy of tinkering. Then, there's the sonic/musical element. Releasing a hidden sound for the first time from a circuit instantly brings on musical or just plain noisemaking inspiration. Then, there's the satisfaction of transforming the device into a piece of visual art. I enjoy how designing functionality into the piece often results in something very satisfying visually. I like to design interfaces that are overly complicated, absurd, or even ridiculous (see The Ridiculatron 2000 on this page), like machines you might see in a 50s sci-fi flick. There are many ways to approach painting as well. Making music with circuit bent instruments is of course the final stage of the process. The instruments can be recorded, and the samples arranged into compositions. Performing live with circuit bent instruments truly is experimental music. They are not easy to control, and some are completely unpredictable. The paradox in my experience with circuit bending is that on one hand, there is the desire to create chaos and random musical sound/noise, because this often generates sounds and phrases that you could never have conceived of yourself. On the other hand, there is the desire to control and shape the chaos that's been generated into something that expresses my own musical sensibilities. This is very tricky in live performance. Then again, performances I do with Zef Renirhs are usually chaotic, unpredictable, totally improvised, and FUN! We also perform with trumpet, sax, 'cello and other "analog" instruments. Circuit bent instruments and various horns play well together. In 2004, I founded "The Highland Park Thursday Evening Gentlemen's Society Circuit Bending Marching Band and Ladies Auxilliary". We march in parades with our bent instruments and portable amps. Our first march was November 21, 2004 in the DooDah Parade in Pasadena, CA. It was an incredibly fun day that ended horribly with a devastating fire at my home. After the parade, we all ended up at the home which my new wife, Mona Jean Cedar, shares with me. We all walked down to the local theater to watch a movie, and upon our return there were about 6 fire engines on our street. All of our instruments were in the same room where the fire started, and we lost pretty much everything. I've included pictures of the now deceased instruments under the R.I.P. section below, and I will add more post-fire photos of the ones that didn't disappear altogether. We anticipate moving back in to our rebuilt home by November 2005. I will be creating a space in the attic as a dedicated studio/circuit bending/workshop/ performance space. I am very excited about this, and we plan to have meetings of The Highland Park Thursday Evening Gentlemen's Society Circuit Bending Marching Band and Ladies Auxilliary on Thursday evenings, which will be primarily circuit bending workshops. The third Thursday of each month will be a general open house for our artistically inclined friends to manifest their inspirations.

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LA SCOOP By Tequila Mockingbird September 7 2006

I did not want to go to Sunset Junction, It’s hot and it’s loud and theirs too many people. Besides, I shot an entire Junction with a 5-person crew ending with L7 and hey did not get the release forms signed and did not pay us. I was out 500 dollars and no one at headquarters gave a fuck, I wrote about it in my blog.www.myspace.com/tequilaofhollywood

My friend Candy Kane author of Masturbation Blues saw my blog and invited me to see her play and so I went. I only went for 2 hours, I saw a few minutes of Dave Alvin from the Blasters, and I stopped at the Kill Radio booth looking for Umberto from Con/Sin and then trotted over to the103.1 booth. I left for rehearsal and a really big show on the other side of town. So off to my Bark Victory gig singing Billy Holiday songs to save a pup named Chico! Chico has cancer and needed Radiation. Eva Brontosaurus, Slo Mo Erotic, Played with me at the M Bar at Vine and Fountain and it was quite a swank affair, My pianist Russ was great! Then I went to Tiny and watched the Filth and the Fury. Nina Hagen called me and asked me to be on her new German TV Show, she was very busy we gossiped and caught up on stuff and things, she told me then she emailed me the details. I took Steve from Tiny's with me to meet Nina at FuBAR. This location was super gay filled with suspicious packages. Alexis Arquette and I were on camera for the Mostly German Production. I going to throw a video party with her in October when we shoot the next episode.

I got stood up; well my friend was too busy to pick me up…. I was going to Josie Cotton at the Knitting Factory. My editor/Publisher from Punk Globe, Ginger Coyote, told me that Paul Rossler, and wife Helen Keller, Geza X, and a bunch of our old pals were there. When I knew it was hopeless to wait for my date my friend Andy Dick came by and took my to the Hotel Café to watch him sing. He sang dip your cock in Vodka. He was very entertaining. It was a 40’s Dan Hicks and his Hot licks kinda tune. Andy came to Tiny’s and he was out of his mind hitting on all the boys and girls, once he came in and proclaimed ‘ He was going to buy the bar’. Steve’s said yeah 2 million. Andy always says he wants to and it’s not even for sale. Andy is an equal opportunity sex addict!

I went to the Kibbitz room in Canters for Spike’s birthday. I sing there quite a lot. I’m back at Zen Sushi in Silverlake on Sunday night September 24th.My guests are Slo Mo Erotic, Eva Brontosaurus, The Human Hands, a band I used to book on New Wave Theatre, The Chairs of Perception, and Reform School girls. The Doors open at 8pm. Lot’s of Art shows are happening this month Black Cat. Gallery downtown on the 15th, http://Blackcatart.com and Hell’s art show curated by Kendra on Wednesday the 27th! One of my mates and I wet to LAMA. The Los Angeles Museum of Art. I loved the 2nd floor’s ancient Artwork and stone carvings. He announced the 3rd floor was the home of the one true God…. I think 100 A.D. Spain is romantic but I think The Spaniards were full of themselves then.

Sad to announce the closing of Rosemary’s Billygoat Odditorium in Silverlake. Yep, no more motorcycle rides to your door…

Happy Birthday Mac Africa! Barmixtress, Karen from CBS and I went to the Key club where Mac’s hat party usually is. On the back of the invite it said The Day After an an address. Well, we had recently had a day after party for Red Jen at Tiny’s. We thought hat was the party for the hair of the dog. Nope, the Key Club was closed and we wondered over to the Rainbow. We met up with Felicity there and hung out with Red Jenn, the boys from Fear Factory, and Slip Knot were hanging with us. We looked up, Flavor Flav’s the Flavor of Love season 2 had started on the little TV that’s usually above Lemmy’s head. He was a no show but he had lots of clones strutting about. He has a new band with Slim Jim Phantom. Felicity and I were temporarly hypnotized. A jack and Coke took care of that and suddenly it was time to go home. So zoom zoom in Barbie’s Oops! I mean Felicity’s new Corvette.

Well it’s off to the Jack Ass party, cause the Movie was scored by our pals Cakecutter. The party is at Safari Sam’s. Motorcycle Boy is playing the Viper Room on Monday the 18th.I worked on a TV show called Smith and the wardrobe guy was like Dirk Bogart in Night Porter, English with a dark side. Hey, you, you suck! So there!

‘ I worked on a Nickelodeon Kid’s show called Jordan, Already’. They were the nicest crew I ever worked for Messy Stench from Alpha Shemale worked with me. We want to thank Central casting and Batpack for such a nice booking. I love working in Film and Television!
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LA SCOOP By Tequila Mockingbird July 19 2006

Welcome to the new world… I always forget how mean people can be. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Sometimes it’s so much more…but if it can happen to Uma Thurman, Carmen Electra, and Christy Brinkley, it can happen to me. I was soooo happy in the 80’s check out this footage with Geza X and the Mommymen and Peter Ivers… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g33GfWl3TeI

The fourth of July was super festive! My friend Elise and her husband Bob Lee took me to a party hosted by Edwin Letcher of the Fleagles in Lincoln Height, right in the middle of it all. It was like downtown Beirut. We hung with Lee from Dionysus records, Janet and Dan from the Shakes, photographer Bob Cantu and Jon Wahl of Clawhammer/the Amadans., Just 2 years ago the hillside caught fire and the fire trucks blocked the road an everyone was stuck there. Our Friend Rikki Madrigal was killed in a house fire caused by fireworks this year. I loved Rikki and I’m gonna miss her. We all will.

I went to see Jack and the Weedstalk at the Key Club. My Tattoo artist Andy of Kaiden Creations created the lead character Jack, and it took on a life of it’s own when 140 dancers from dance schools like Madonna Grimes and Debbie Reynolds in Burbank chimed in. It was a stoner fairytale you can dance to and very well done. Congrats Andy! We had a Surprise birthday party for Brad Mc Allen the former general manager of Boardners at Tinys. The old crew got together and had a swell time. A lot of Boardner’s former employees attended, I heard we are called the Hoy Polloi and we are not welcome in the new improved under 30 Hollywood, according to a speech I heard about at the Nightclub association. Let me say this. They have all become money hungry posers. Hollywood has been become a big stupid disco all over again.

Well, our money is green enough at Tiny’s. The LA Weekly finally gave it’s blessing to our favorite Hollywood club. We had a Surprise birthday party for Brad Mc Allen the former general manager of Boardners at Tinys. The old crew got together and had a swell time. All Boardners former employees attended, I heard we are called the Hoi Polloi and we are no welcome according to a speech I heard about at the Nightclub association. Well, our money is green enough at Tinys. The LA Weekly finally gave its blessing to our favorite Hollywood club. I went to see HTTH and Body Count in Long Beach at the Vault.

It was nice to hang out at HTTHs store, No Regrets and explore downtown Long Beach. I talked to Ice we hung out together in the early 80s. Body Count is the only band that sound even more fucked up than Pantera! It’s been to hot to move but that did not stop me from attending a cavalcade of events and I still missed quite a few. Motley Cruefest was a hoot. The Vains of Jenna from Sweden tore it up as we celebrated their signing to a very prestigious label. Kid Ego from the UK were also tearing it up. The headline was True Crue starring Vince Neil’s son. I don’t know his name but he has a cruster punk edge to the Motley Crue’s greatest hits. It was a benefit for Skylar; Vince Neil's 3 year old. She passed away from cancer; hence the money was going toward cancer research. The price was 30 dollars a ticket, lots of cool stuff was auctioned off. I think they were very successful. Alex, Felicity and I stayed from 2pm-2: 30 am, we got the looks that kill! It was like walking into the late 80’s all over again. Lot’s of Aquanet hairspray, good thing there was no smoking, one match and we would have exploded. We had dinner at the Rainbow just like old times except Lemmy was out of town. He was sorely missed by all of us.

Hollywood wants you! Attention, Performance artists, Burlesque Dancers, Clowns, and Comedy and bands of all kinds... You should come and play one of my clubs. Club Fluffer @ Zen Sushi/ The third Thursday of every month,
My New Club is called Hump at CIA/ every Wednesday and I open on August 2nd with Owner Carl Crew’s Birthday Party!
I am also booking Star Shoes and Beauty Bar’s special events.

I was at Hollywood Forever Cemetery for the Ramone's rock n roll high school. They showed footage that has never been seen of Ramone’s and Henry Rollins spoke about how they had influenced his musical sensibilities when he was growing up. Marky Ramone who said the were the first punk rock band in the world, Linda Ramone….PJ Soles had a moment, Steve Jones kicked a football, and I went with Eric Aleto of the Van Gogh show, which is on TV show Fridays at 10:30 pm channel 24 Comcast. My show Tequila TV has moved to 9pm Fridays on the same channel.

The BBQ at Rock City News was super. I love the trains that Ruben has sent so much time arranging, Ginger Coyote of Punk Globe and the White Trash Debutants and J.D. the drummer from HTTH and I enjoyed the sun’s rays. Tracy from the Peppermint creeps was pink all over, Felicity talked about the announcement she made at the www.Cruefest.com for the Skylar Foundation There was lot’s of drama as always! Isn’t there always? Lanning Gold is having an art show tonight. I'm gonna go!!!

Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

Tequila

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LA SCOOP

By Tequila Mockingbird

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LA Scoop June 21, 2006
Tequila Mockingbird

Welcome to my world, last week it was filled with Witches, Bitches, and Snitches, but after the hoopla of 666 and all the Hillbilly evil doers finished their quest for the end of the world, it was back to normal with the truth being reveled all around me.

I went to the Art shows of Kendra at the Ivar and Robert at Forbidden City. Kendras show was wild and wooly with Juicy Jay and lots of Bondage, Art, Jewelry and my favorite the cute boy who let us step on him for shits and giggles. Robert's affair was subdued and sophisticated but sadly under attended. The Art was great in both locations but why a couple would have 2 art shows on the same night Ill never know. I liked both shows and Im waiting for the goodie bag tennis shoes I was promised.

I won 2 tickets to Hedwig and the Angry Inch at the Roxy. Free tickets are cool but the Roxy wanted 15 dollars each in advance from my guest and I to enter the building. I tossed the tickets and we went to the Rainbow to hang with Bartender Kim and Rainbow owner Mario. We noshed on Calamari and vino for half the price. Kim is a great bartender, she is smart beautiful and witty, she has a touch of Vampire chic and she is one of their longest employees She and I met 22 years ago in the bar and there she was dressed in black looking resplendent. She has scene lots of serious rocker action in that trench. Yes, its the principle of the thing for me. I dont get paid to write for this paper, Its time and money out of my pocket and its all a labor of love. We will see Hedwig next time but thanks Sunsetstrip.com you rule and I would have reviewed the show if the doormen werent so nazi.

Mojos Birthday party was fun; we got him sooooooooooo wasted by Midnight that he almost missed his Birthday song. Jamie, Brojo aka Jesse, Trainwreck, Carolyn, Pat, Rick, Ruben, Nancy and the gang celebrated.

Heart Merch queen Sue Wood and I took the metro for a little ride. We went to Sabrina the diva of Pasadenas BBQ last Sunday. I hung with Ella from Ella and the blacks, Mary Jean from the Holy Sisters of the Gaga Dada, Gus who has a club at Mr. Ts Bowl, Danny Hesse from Mercys band and more, more, more. Sabrina and her family cooked up a storm and the house was filled with laughter.

I love Tinys on Hollywood Blvd. We all listen to awesome Jukebox and hang with Steve who was in Ten Foot Pole in the day. Im shooting another installment of Moldys Madhouse for director Todd Tucker, I love playing a wacky voodoo psychic, thats my kind of part, I have a terrific Jamaican accent and I get it. Rick Garcias Gallery online has all the pictures of the Radioactive Chicken Heads, Mandown. Green Jello and Rosemarys Billygoat. In true form only the Chicken heads and R.B.S drummer said thank you for the 436 pictures that he took at Safari Sams. He is an amazing photographer and he has a wonderful family. I wish I had a family I could love. Oh yeah, you guys are my family and I love yours!

Write me!
Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

http://www.moldysmadhouse.com/

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LA Scoop May 9th 2006
Tequila Mockingbird

The Lava Lounge is doing a cool night called Anarchy in Hollywood. I saw Marie Catastrophe last week and Murderland, and the Soccer moms. All the bands I see there are great! There is a raging punk rock AA meeting upstairs so I see a lot of my friends that I haven’t seen around lately. The Lava Lounge is a lot of fun. Mohawks and Misfit hairdo’s abound. This happens every Monday so break out you leather jacket and come.

Elemenopy is playing on May17th; I loved their plane black and white flyer, which reads "DON’T BOTHER READING THIS, FLYERS DON’T WORK."

Cinco De Mayo was eventful. I went to the opening of Hollywood Bar and Grill in Gower Gulch next door to Amagi. My friend Billy’s band plays there on Fridays, I’ll be singing with them sometimes as well. Later, we went to Big Wangs and drank 100 proof Tequila and Jell-O shots from a very hot little midget girl in a Sombrero. Sue Wood and I left writer Kathy Tracy and the gang and went to the private party at the Velvet Margarita. Daddy Carlos and AVA were beautiful and the place was packed. Heart Merch Goddess, Sue Wood and I danced the night away, then we walked down the stars to our Hollywood Bungalows.

We had a BBQ at Big Daddy Brads, X manager of Boardners Apartment, We ate and watched the Kentucky Derby, ate lot’s and lots, visited with Martine and David Hadley, the former owner of Boarders, hobnobbed with lawyer David Lumb, Alex and Karen, Rehab and Chucky and friends, the beautiful Julie, bartender to the Stars at Boardners. We watched Rio Grande with John Wayne.

I went to Coach and Horses and had Naan and chicken curry and rice. The Indian food there is really good and bartenders Sue and James and I chatted about Myspace and watched a real life romance drama play out before our eyes.

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Club Fluffer is back on May 25th at Zen Sushi. Burlesque Queen Bonnie Delight will dance and so with our house favorites Miss La diva’s Burlesque Cuties, Some Special Guests and, as always, Tequila Fluffers. Every Monday we meet at the Cat and Fiddle at 2:00 for the Purple pinkie Club. We discuss projects and sit in the sunshine with our lemonades, while the birds sing on the fountain. We added more writers with Mick Farren joining our round table,writer director of Livingstoned, Shawn and his pals Steven , Who had interesting Myspace gossip, Guitar OzzieRon , from Men at Work ,Sue Wood, Jim, Alex and I all chirping away. I love my wardrobe mistress on Passions; Mistress Bethany Jane dressed me complete with a boy on a leash! The Henry Fonda theatre will be hosting a party for Stanton and Szandora’s wedding on 6-6-06 with Mary Dyan Cancer and 45 Grave, Hank Williams the 3rd Assjack , El Vez And the Elvettes, Glenn Danzig, Rudy Ray Moore aka Dolemite, Bad Acip Trip, Alkaline Trio, and Dead Girl Corp. Farmer's market has a new Flea Market at Selma and Ivar , check out the Booth and the cool trip hop D.J.'s that spine from 8am till 3pm. It's a groovy scene!

I want to thank the LA Weekly for saying such nice things in the articule by Peter Fletcher. I’ve been a fan of yours for years.

You can watch Tequila TV on Comcast Cable at 8:30 pm on Thursdays.
Let me show your video’s on the show. You’ll be glad you did!

Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

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LA Scoop April 11 2006
Tequila Mockingbird

It was the first Friday of the month that means it Rosemarys Billygoat day at the Odditorium. Carrie French and friends arrived by ambulance in White nurse latex. with many accident victims. Mona Jean was signing the scripted for the room. She and husband Jeff are circuit blenders in the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade. Mike Billygoat cut his hair and he looked ooooh so groovy. My friend Paul and I drank Perrier water with lemon, Miss MoneyPenny and I watched the performances, and it was very entertaining. All of my bright and shiny friends were there. I recorded with Gary Allen. He was Billy Idols stylist. We had a big hit in Japan called Itchy Boy. Now, We are working with Olivier, in his hillside studio. Gary was in Neighbors Voices with Hillel from the Chili Peppers in the 80s. We have known each other since 1980. I sing with him alot. Im singing Southern Fried Opera; Hes singing, this is a mans world , by James Brown. Inger Lorrie played at Zen Sushi this week; shes a cool girl. Tequila TV will show live performances at Club Fluffer April 20, at 9:30pm on channel 24, Comcast cable, we are on every Thursday at 9; 30. This show will feature. Miss La Divas Burlesque Cuties, Caring with Sweet and Low, Spacekitti, and more.

David, the very hot former Bartender from the King King is booking Zen Sushi. Hes a great pal and all my cool friends are playing there now. Fishbone and Weapon of Choice are playing Zen this week. My show is at Zen on Thursday April 27th. Club Fluffer is presenting Alpha Shemale, Deadbeat Sinatra, The heathers, Miss La Divas Burlesque Cuties, Topher the Magnificent, The Breakfast Junkies, Steve the Bunny and more fluffers than you can shake a bunny tail at. Im going to the 10th anniversary of John Zieglers Hubcap Jam, tonight at the Baked Potato. Annette, the Bartender is making garlic bread with real garlic! The guys are making pasta just in case it rains again for the 8th Monday in a row. Lanning Gold and I went to the location of his art show last week. The party was at Bobby Trendys Studio on La Cieniga. Lanning mannequins photographs looked great against the High Couture Bobbyworld Culture. Bobby is the hot boy from Vietnam who styled Anna Nicole Smiths faux fur fantasies on her TV reality show. Jody curated the party and 300 people came to the opening. Bobby changed 4 times during the show ala Blue boy in Sequins. Lanning was all over the wire services the next day. Barhopper Magazine is hosting a magic bus tour of bars all over LA. Im thinking about going with the girls. Look up www.myspace.com//BarhopperLA. They have cute information filled magazine. I read it so should you. I wish I had scene the scene at Miss Kittys, I heard it was quite a scene.

Have you seen the new improved Boardners? Its all gussyed up and reminds me of a jewelry box, Its very nice and Trisha worked very hard to make it nice for you all so, go check it out and enjoy yourself. Write me: Email: Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com

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LA Scoop March 29th 2006
Tequila Mockingbird

I just had a great day on the set shooting a Soap Opera called Passions. Some of Batpack’s finest were there, Topher, Elise, Sikend and the Batpack cast of lovelies. It’s another rainy day in LA LA only this time we are shooting in Burbank, No one seemed to know where Radford was and it was only one block away. My gal pal, Bethany Jane, former Boardner’s libations. was doing wardrobe for the Gothic club scene. Picture if you will a gothic club in Rome called Promitihesis and your half way there. We all had alpha tattoos and I me a young boy and took him around on a leash all day. They liked it, hey Mikey! I went to Knitting Factory for Theatre of the Macabre, I saw Stolen Babies but I was so late I only saw a moment. I was creeping the jungle of mayhem as quickly as possible. I saw Rosemary’s Billygoat. The place was packed like crazy. I was making out with my boyfriend while the Astro Vamps were playing! Too bad you can’t be in two places at once! The Groovy Rednecks played Jumbo’s Clown room. The Groovy ones and strippers are what Western’s all about. It’s kind of like Gun smoke with real guns. Canters had their 75th anniversary. Paul Picasso and I went around three and there wasn’t even a line. We went right in, we got a great table and had a corned beef sandwich coffee, potato salad and a cookie for $1.50 each. A visit to Attila’s hair salon on Melrose was in order. Everybody’s getting their haircut there this year! Lanning Gold is having an art show at Bobby Trendy’s on LA Cieniga. Bobby Trendy makes very cool furniture and worked hand in hand with Anna Nicole Smith for her reality show. Lanning’s work is so quirky that he almost makes mannequins come alive!

Buzzard made a guest starring LA appearance. The world’s scariest petal advocate flew in to LA to Chomp Chat with Barmixtress! HTTH played a rousing set at Bar Sinister. They are so much fun, I had to climb on stage and dance with the gang during Psalm 69... They are playing the Vault in Long Beach this month. Be sure to check them out! Jeffrey Damnit was respondent with his fear factory approach to M.C.ing. The Joint was rockin round and round. Bat pack loved working on “The Wizard of Gore” starring Crispen Glover, and Bijoux Phillips and Jeffery Combs. Late night’s aside. Bijoux is also in Hedwig and the Angry Inch. She must have been rehearsing because she told lots of bad jokes and sang. I went back to the Baked Potato for jam night. I sang lots of Zeppelin, The Lemon Song and Ramble on with Mark Towns. We had some fun listening to John Zigglers and his brother’s guitar hero antics with drummer, Bernie Galane cool jazz delivery. They said Danny from Tool play last week. That’s totally cool cause these guys can play some music! Annette was serving them up and Georgia was planting em. The last Club Fluffer was a success. Tim Sinn, Penny Arcade of Alpha She Male, Lori Lee, everybodyshowed up to celebrat Topher's Birthday. It was great. The La Diva's burlesque Show was a hit, Mondo Cult was in the house and The Poets had book signings, Doug Knott, S.A. Griffin's new book called" Harvey Keitel,Harvey Keitel, Harvey Keitel, and the new "Heretic's of Hollywood "Book by R.Dwayne,Walker.Phootographers a popping aka Lanning Gold, Paul Picasso and Dwayne Walker, and the mindbiggling work of Rick Garcia! The Upright Citzens Brigade Theatre. Get ready for Club Fluffer at Zen Sushi on Thursday April 27th with the Heathens, The Deadbeat Sinatra’s, Miss La Diva’s Burlesque Cuties.S&M&M,ALPHA SHEMALE and 5 Star Blowjob AND OF COURSE Tequila’s Fluffers.! It’s only 5 bucks and it almost the greatest show on earth! I hear we will be getting puppets and Magicians in the comming month. You can check it out on my Tequila TV Show on Apil 5th live at 5pm on Comcast cable at 9:30.

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Get ready for Club Fluffer at Zen Sushi on Thursday April 27th with the Heathens, The Deadbeat Sinatra’s, Miss La Diva’s Burlesque Cuties.S&M&M,ALPHA SHEMALE and 5 Star Blowjob AND OF COURSE Tequila’s Fluffers.! It’s only 5 bucks and it almost the greatest show on earth! I hear we will be getting puppets and Magicians and Paul Picasso Truth or Dare in the comming as well You can check it out on my Tequila TV Show on Apil 5th live at 5pm on Comcast cable at 9:30.

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Tequila's "Club Fluffer" Thurs March 23rd@9pm!

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Sex,Fluff and Rock n Roll at Tequila's new club! Miss La Diva and her Darling Burlesque Dancers 9pm Otis, the fluffer comedian! Caring with Sweet and Low@ 11 The dISappered 10pm The Fluffer 12am Tequila Fluffers1am Steven Clay as the Bunny The magnificent tOPHER/ juggler SA GRIFFIN and the wandering poets cabenet of curiositys spacekitti will play at my club fluffer on March 23rd@9pm! at ZEN SUSHI 2609 Hyperion Ave Silverlake! win tickets to the Dearly Departed Tours! buy SWAG!

Rock n Roll Hollywood

Call for directions @ 323.665.2929

Support the scene pass this bulletin to all your friends! myspace.com/zensushiclub

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Club Fluffer - Tequila Mockingbird and FelicityTaped at Club Fluffer, March 23rd. Club Fluffer - Tequila Mockingbird and Felicity

Cover Article Club Fluffer - Tequila Mockingbird and Felicity

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Since I have been filming for RCN for the past few days I have had the craziest footage. Wed I went to Glamageddon, last night I went to a psychobilly show, then the cat club, and so on. Everything will be streamed on rockcitynews.com in four days...STAY TUNED!

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The Crue and you on the cover for only 150 bux, cuz they just got a star on the walk of fame and there's gonna be a whole story on it, but you can get in on this issue that'll go fast soon.

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RCN are also celebrating the one year anniversary of the Plastics and their plugging of us on the Tyra Banks Show.

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RCN are also in the works of making a DVD and teamed up w/ HOLLYWOOD MUSIC...for more info give us a call between noon and 7pm @ 323-461-6600. Deadline is on Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 and the issue will be out on the following Friday, February, 10th, 2006.

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If you don't, yer a punk ass bitch, cuz HOLLYWOOD MUSIC is gonna be there to film and everything.

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WHICH REMINDS ME...alpha shemale you's better sign up, cuz I want PURGATORY-XXX to be packed when we invade the OC and if you sign up on their site you will get covered by the Dirty Dave Show.

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IN OTHER NEWS: mad props to Lexa Von and the Plastics for being on the Tyra Banks Show plugging RCN (whatever bad shit i said three years ago about you is all eaten away)...KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, MY DEADLY SIRENS, cuz you should make all the bands your groupies by having them pay your bills (instead of the other way around)!

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ALSO: HERBAL JUMPSTART ENERGY DRINKS are looking for models and this is a paying gig. For more info give Sunny Kumar a call at 951-232-3302

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It all started in 2003 when we all went to war...YEAR OF THE SHEEP, the year the nation follows blindly and the revolution of the mind began. The war in Iraq, the feud between All Assholes (i mean all access) and Rock City News rages on!

Then in the year of the Monkey, we suffer a great famine w/ the poor getting poor and the rich getting richer...YOU DON'T BELIEVE US, EXPLAIN THE RISE TO POWER OF SUCH DUMBASS WELL TRAINED WHORE CELEBRITIES LIKE PARIS (gonna fuck her to death w/ a knife)?...that and mojo got stabbed that year!

Then it was the year of the bird virus...A GREAT PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE for everyone...MOJO ON THE OTHER HAND SPREAD LIKE A DISEASE!

Now it is the final horseman...THE YEAR OF THE DOG, the year we take what's ours to become the great pig next year!

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Now that the RCN Awards are done w/ and the CD's are out it's XXX-Mas-time in LOST ANARCHY!

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Kettle Cadaver
Undercover Slut
Blood Star Halo
Rosemary's Billygoat
Analogdriver
Texas Death Star
Hades Inferno
Bleak
Mankind Is Obsolete
Electra-Kill
Dawn of Ashes
Revlon Red
Rebel Rebel
Dead Artist Syndrome
Automatic Head Detonator
The Braindead
Control Freak
IZEVL
Krell
Ooze

Heavenly Trip To Hell
Los Tumbados
Electra-Kill
Never Ending War vs. Control Freak
IZEVL (featuring Rebecca)
Fervent Hub
New Rising Son
Clucked
Animas
The Faded
HxP (featuring Captain Anarchy)
Lugosis Morphine
Rotten Rod
Kode 48
The Peppermint Creeps
My Demyze
Tequila and the Actual Matrix
Toxic Twist
Double Zero vs. Control Freak
Ottos Daughter
Undercover Slut
Black Vacancy vs. Control Freak
Ooze

JUST EMAIL US YOUR ADDRESS AT Email: lost_disorder@yahoo.com AND FOR 6 BUX YOU CAN PURCHASE VOLUME 1 OR 2 OR BOTH FOR 10 BUX

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LA SCOOP

By Tequila Mockingbird

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LA SCOOP By Tequila Mockingbird
March 19th 2006

I went to Rosemary’s Billygoat’s Odditoium in Silverlake. Mike’s store is so cool and once a month, they have a show. Members of WACO performed the Operetta called Lilith. Yeah, it was cold but what do you expect with the polar icecap melting? My pal Paul and I went to CIA in North Hollywood to see Miss Ladiva’s Burlesque dancers. They were great so great, just like in the 50’s with a little vignette and lot’s of Cheesecake. I begged them to play Club Fluffer on March 23rd at 9pm at Zen Sushi. The address is 2609 Hyperion in Silverlake. My bill contains lot’s of Sex,Fluff and Rock n Roll And Boobies!

Miss La Diva and her Darling Burlesque Dancers
Caring with Sweet and Low@ 10
The dISappered 11pm
The Fluffer 12am
Tequila Fluffers1am
Steven Clay as the Bunny
The magnificent tOPHER/ juggler
SA GRIFFIN and the wandering poets
cabenet of curiositys 12am and spacekitti ,
What a Night I have planned for your entertainment!

OK back to CIA.

It’s still the funnest place on earth, I saw Paul Black, Oh my God a Butt Wizard sighting! Lot’s of Swag was givin away at Fright night LA! Lot’s of Saw 1 and 2 shirts.

Carl and Bob still run the show and speaking of shows they are going to become a reality show soon! I worked on a movie called “The Wizard of Gore” starring Crispen Slater with Batpack. I was 5 days of being in rain, night and cold weather but it is a great and spooky film and I was proud to be a part of it. Texas Terri and I had a gas with Mojo, Brojo, Alpha Shemale, Topher, DJ Patrick and the wonderful gang called the crew! . The Suicide girls are in it scantly clothed and Jeffery Combs, Bijoux Phillips, Johnny’s band from Coffin Case.
That’s what I call all stars. I’m interviewing the director for Mondo Cult magazine next issue. I auditioned for Jimmy Kimmel's show. Johnny Rotten was there in the maze of rooms above me. I always known the Pistols ruled the world, well, I mean PIL ruled my world; I mean John Lydon ruled my world. I sure miss that band.

I recorded a delightful little acid washed ditty called Good Morning Starshine from Hair at Deita Klaus’s studio Crypt33.

I stopped by Kayden Creations and Andy the hemp haired boy finished my Krsna and Radha tattoo. It was painless and I love his work, and we are planning more. Tequila TV will be on the air as Thursdays in April on Comcast channel 24 at 9:30. Send me your demo’s and Video’s for the show at 6500 Yucca suite 118,Los Angeles California 90028. Is’nt the Lead Singer for the Germs cute? His name is Shayne West, go see the Germs, I have, they are awesome! Alex , Sue and I went to the Baked Potato in North Hollywood. It was jam night and John Ziggler and I jammed The Lemon Song by Zepplein and Jumpin Jack Flash. Danny from Tool jams there. Teddy Zigzag is playing on Tuesdays and everybody whose any body plays with him! Annette was bartending, and I had a Baked Potato.iT was GOOOOOOOD.
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On Loving Tommyland

By Tequila Mockingbird

My friend Johnny has one leg. He spends every day dragging himself up and down Hollywood blvd. He carefully cleans each star as if it where his own. Yesterday he told me “ he felt it was a beautiful day.” He was cleaning Motley Crue’s star! My favorite of the Motleys is Tommy Lee. He has an incredible since of humor and style.

Tommy Lee is the most photographed drummer in the world. The camera loves him, women love him, the media loves him, and he’s just a whole lotta man. Tommy is on his publicity tour. I saw him on Regis and Kelly where just a few days before when Heather Locklear evoke his name by accident, even though they have been divorced since 1993. She remarried rocker Ritchie Sambora. His book tour is taking him Coral Gables, Boston, San Francisco, New York and Los Angeles. Tommy Lee likes watermelon martinis, toe cleavage, true love and his own penis.

As a matter of fact, he has a discussion with his penis. His penis tells him in the introduction “no matter what you write in this book of yours, I promise you, people will buy it for one reason to find out how long I really am.”

He played all over the world with Motley Crue, a premiere hair band from the 80’s. He quit school and hit the road to rock the nation two months before he would have graduated. For Tommy, rock stardom came naturally; I was totally insane, seventeen year old maniac drummer an I was not going to be stopped”. The band went on to become one of the most successful heavy metal bands in history, selling millions of albums while also becoming the poster boys of rock star decadence.

He wooed and wed Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson, not bad for a crazy rock guy. He and Pamela have two children and he is a responsible dad. Tommy says” Rock and roll when its great is a complex monster. It’s dynamic, a unit full of parts, like all amazing music. There’s a singer, there the singer, there’s a guitar player, and a lot of people only pay attention to them. But you know what? I don’t care what anyone says-those guys aren’t the ones moving the house. The drums and beats do that, people. Tommy is half Greek and all romantic. You can tell he is filled with love and passion. The way is explains himself, is as a serious man when it comes to his private life.

I went to the book signing for Tommy Lee at Tower records on the Sunset Strip. Tommy arrived to a barrage of Photographers including Lanning Gold and myself. The fans were lined up for two blocks around the corner. Heavy Metal cheerleaders, of all ages flanked the tower walls to have a signed glimpse of their hero. He seems happy in the new land of apple martinis. His eyes were beamed with glee and contentment. Tommy, sez “Hey Man, what’s happening?” Doc Mc Gee underground rock hero is getting his book signed he is having such a good time. The crowd is screaming at the video camera. Outside of the record store Tommy’s making a DVD of his fan's and friends.

Doc McGee takes his briefcase to his black Mercedes. Doc’s videographers hyped the crowd to a fever pitch in Tommy’s name. “Who’s she? “ asked the video men?” She’s a chick with a camera “ The good Doc said. My name is Tequila Mockingbird. Doc’s friends said are you a Tommy lee fan? I said yes!

I smiled my silly Punk rock smile content to see Tommy surrounded by friends and fans Nostalgia clouds me, bringing to life pictures in my head of the early days of big hair and Hollywood glam. Now the whole world knows about our scene, and thanks to the bit of the devilment called Rock and roll Motley Crue got their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Don’t worry Tommy , I know Johnny will shine it Till it gleams.

Tequila

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LA SCOOP 2/7/2006 By Tequila Mockingbird

I went to the wake for Shelly Winters at the Silver Spoon. Style master, Mr. Blackwell actress Sally Kirkland, The creator of the Dearly Departed Tours, Artist Paul Picasso, Baron Von Frankenstein, Author, Charles Coulombe. Mr. Blackwell could not make a speech, but he had tears rolling down his cheeks, I think that spoke volumes about his love for Shelly. She was one of my favorite actresses.

The wake included Shelly’s favorite meal, a yummy omelet with lot’s of cheese. I saw Shelly the last time she was there; I had admired her there for years... I’m sure she would have loved candles and flowers and all her friends together just for her. Vera and the Actors studio gave her a beautiful farewell.

I was so excited to see Jah Wobble at Amoeba, Alas it was not to be. The gig was cancelled I did go to see Texas Death Star and Mankind is Obsolete at Bar Cine. Rubin and Mojo and Heather were there. My new favorite boy wonder is Shane West from ER who is playing Darby Crash in the new Germs movie and playing in the new improved Germs was there too! That was a hard night to navigate with Krell playing at the Joint, Nashville Pussy at the Knitting Factory, Anthony Ausgang and David Lynch at Bergamot Station, the Silver Spoon and Chinese New Year at Hop Louie’s with Tonie from Mad TV. I missed Rosemary Billygoat’s odditorium. They have a big party the first Friday of every month. March 3rd is the next party so put it on your calendar now!

I’m going to write for this super cool magazine called Mondo Cult. Ray Bradbury and Forrest Ackerman and Jessie Lilley write about film, {they have Fay Ray’s final interview}, music and book reviews. Look um up at myspace.com/mondocult.

So I get an email saying I got a reality show. I’m still waiting to see if it CW is going to pick it up? Lucha VA Voom is back at the Mayan for 3 glorious nights. Burlesque and wrestling rule! It’s the perfect Valentines present. Go see the 13,14, and 15th. I am so hot for Tuesday nights. Acting class comes to the Silver Spoon and I need a little excitement. No, I don’t take acting class; I just live vicariously through Dolph Lungren's Beer glass.

I went to the Super Bowl party at Alex’s with Heather in fishnets, Carolyn Pringle, Karen, author, Kathy Tracy, Sue, the band Hearts, merch manager,Videographer Jillian ,Lon and Richard. I don’t know about football but the gals and I are betting the Hoopz wins Flavor Flav’s heart on the Flavor of love on VHI.

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see dino poop art, it's older than mankind!Movie Stars love it and so do I! Watch Tequila TV Show on Comcast Thursdays at 9:30pm.

Tequila

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LA SCOOP 1/10/2006 By Tequila Mockingbird

Happy New Years to all my friends! This has been a long holiday season. Most of us fought off the pre bird flu and nobody can tell what’s going on with the weather. It started with Thanksgiving but we are getting a break until Valentines Day. I loved the Boardners Company Christmas party, giving by Trish and Kelly at Cobra’s and Matadors. The entire handsome doorman eats at our table. Julie, Tim Sinn, Natalie, Regina, the GoGo dancers and Bar crew all toasted the Holiday Season. Let’s get this party started right! The streets of Hollywood were alive for New Years Eve LAX, ROK BAR, Geisha, Star Shoes, Beauty Bar, Miss Kitty’s, Velvet Margarita, Burgundy, The Room, Teddy’s in the Roosevelt, Cat and Fiddle, Pig and Whistle and Bar Sinister were a buzz. I was at Sinister with my manager Alex, Rock City New’s own Rubin Blue , warm and fuzzy Mojo, Red Heather and the cast of Perversion. We had the Midnight countdown; Drank Champagne Then off the gang went to The Bondage Ball at the Henry Fonda Theatre and the Old Cathey De Grande AKA the China Club on Argyle for an after party. I stumbled home before 2am for the first time this year. Go to www.barsinister.com and look under souls to see the Pictures. I didn’t really get a New Year’s Kiss I liked until the 8th.

I saw Eva O Perform last Saturday at Sinister. She is a first generation Death rock girl. Eva was in a gothic cape then took it off and revealed a sexy 1900’s corset. She was in the Speed Queens back in the day of Christian Death and 45 Grave. She sang a dark delicious melody… Speaking of 45 Grave, Mary Dyan Cancer and Rodger Midnight formally of Confession are engaged to be married. Congrats to my spooky cool pals. It could not happen to two nicer people. I’m single and bored again thank you for asking… Dennis Quaid is playing at the Cinespace a lot lately. He plays with Jaime James and Tom Slick. Jaime James was in the King Bees and Tom was in Texas Terri’s band. HTTH just play to a packed house at the Vault in Long Beach. I can’t wait till the 18th when they play the Whiskey. I’m planning to have dinner with my manager before the show. We really want to see the Peppermint Creeps with Capitan Marky and hang around with Miss Moneypenny. Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth where hanging at Boardners, So were 100 or More bad Santa’s, who showed up, Drank up, and put Anal sex and Menstruation stickers all over the bar. Then, to top the day off, Gene Simmons walked in whom bartender Forrest called the guy with the tongue. I almost went to Elvis’s Birthday party at the Henry Fonda. Art Fein was celebrating his 25th anniversary of this event; The Blasters played live, Marci and Carlos, lots of special guests. Alas, It wasn’t to be because the pre bird flew returned and all I could do was watch celebrity assholes and the Flavor of Love on VH1.What ever happened to Rock? I did not see any,

Corporate Rock still sucks... Ah, for the days of New Wave Theatre when Punk Rock and Death rock were young back then, bands like Texas Death Star could get ahead, because they were good. Watch Tequila TV on Comcast channel 24 and see Mary Dyan Cancer, Pygmy Love Circus, Exene and many Hollywood Underground stars every Week. Hey you guys, I am on my space and my online address is: www.myspace/Tequilahollywood and I’m Looking for a few good friends. Does anybody read my column? I need video’s for my TV Show,

Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com
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LA SCOOP 11/16/2005 By Tequila Mockingbird

We were celebrating Alex’s birthday party. We had a dinner party at the Velvet Margarita and we surprised her at the Silver Spoon twice. Alex and Karen went on the a slew of eclectic events.

Dearly Departed tour to all the Tragically Hollywood Landmarks.

The Rolling Stones caused a stir at the Hollywood Bowl. The after math blew into Boardners and my old pal Quentin Tarentino had a not so little party at our bar.

Tammie was bartending so everyone was having a good tome. Quentin told John from Hollywood Book and Poster how he used to travel to the store on the bus not so very long ago.

The Pasadena Doo Dah queen picking ceremony was outrageous. There were lots of drag queens and older contestants singing dancing and joking their way through the tryouts.

There were more TV cameras than in the previous years inspecting the minions. I was more than a little nervous. We finally picked a queen, She played with fire. She is very young and her mom was with her. Her Majesty Queen Firegirl can be seen on our website at: www.pasadenadoodahparade.com

The Duke of Doo Dah was loud. So loud he pissed off the TV crew from the Travel Channel, who were there to shoot the festivities. Fred Willard from best in show interviewed me because I was MC and a former Doo Dah queen. Queen Sabrina is having the Doo Dah rev up this Friday night. She makes the best Gumbo you have ever had. You can see video of the last parades on my TV show Tequila TV which airs on Comcast channel 24 at 6:00pm.

The parade is Sunday the 20th at 10am on Colorado in Pasadena so get there early. It’s going to be fun.

Roxy is still in the hospital. Roxy was in Happening Harry and the Haptones and Texas Terri and the Stiff Ones. He woke up from his coma but he still can’t speak and he’s on a dialysis machine. He was not doing drugs he had walking pneumonia and a staff infection. His mother won’t let him have visitors because he can’t really respond, but we can still email him at myspace.com/roxymicheals and Maureen will read you comments to him. He can nod. And he’s getting stronger and with him in your thoughts he will get will soon.

Rob Zabrecy has written a musical about the murder of my old pal Peter Ivers from New Wave Theatre. Rob was in a band I used to book called Possum Dixon in the 80’s.

The Erotic Museum and The Tom of Finland Foundation present this solo exhibition of illustrator Michael Kirwan. This exhibition was made possible by the generous contributions of Michael john Horne and Design and Decor Framers of Santa Ana. The Museum party is November 17 at 7pm on Hollywood Blvd.

Kirwan's work falls into two categories: that work which he does to make a living and that which he does for his own personal satisfaction as an artist. Being a gay man who is often called upon to represent heterosexual scenes in his professional life give his commercial work a unique perspective. He identifies as much with the male figures (the subject of his work) as with the female (the object) and as such objectifies neither. His characters seem to express a measure of empathy with the intended audience: they are the viewer in a way, or the person he fantasizes himself to be. It is this connection with the subject that makes Kirwan's illustrations special. They are not empty shells filled with sexuality; they seem more like real growing creatures expressing a sexuality of their own. The work on display in the exhibition is from Kirwan's professional life. The work he does in private and often shows, as part of the Tom of Finland Foundations exhibitions is a direct link to the visual heritage of that organizations namesake but with a different geographic origin. If the ghost of Tom's heroic sailors and lumberjacks still stride the Scandinavian countryside, the same spirit lives in Kirwan's unemployed salesmen and short-order cooks of the Bronx and the Waterfront. It is a common and confident male form, indulgent in it's sexuality, not apologetic. The exhibition includes over 30 works by the prolific artist and a selection of original works by Tom of Finland. Serious collectors are invited to schedule a private viewing. Kirwan will be donating the proceeds of all artwork sold during the exhibition to the Tom of Finland Foundation's Marcello Lupetti Artists Fund. Michael will be on hand to sign prints and talk about his work.

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LA SCOOP 11/05/2005 By Tequila Mockingbird

I saw the Black Crows at the Henry Fonda Theatre. They were fantastic and so was the venue. I love going up to the rooftop bar. I was amazed that they had played 5 nights practically in a row. Chris’s voice was outstanding and there simple staging of light and candelabras. I was with Silver Spoon Barmixtress, Alex, Karen from CBS, Diamond Dave, my drummer James and His Girlfriend and the Henry Fonda’s general manager Brian. Alex and I really wanted to see the Black Crows. You really could not see them in a better place!

I received a ticket to Johnny Cash’s tribute at the Pantages; I didn’t go, because it was raining. Oh I wanted to but it was too short notice.

I did go to Lucha VA Voom/ Sugar pie AKA Tim Ferris from the Celebrity Skin was a Matador dancing with Summer Peaches, lots of wrestling, what a show. I sat with Reggie and his pals from Nickelodeon. I sat next to my friend Diane. She and I were in Class of Nuke um High Part 2, classic Troma film back in the day. I had lunch at Mad TV with my friends, Tonie and her assistant, comedian Tracey. They came to Boardners for Halloween and we all had drinkies. I saw some amazing costumes this year. The girls came as a gaggle of witches. There were lots of Devils and winged things milled about the club... I love watching Mad TV my friends there are nice and I’m glad they are back in production. I know 45 Grave had a wonderful party at the Sound Arena but I was at the Hollywood Cemetery with Alex, who was playing Dead Marilyn Monroe on top of the Dearly Departed tour bus. They are touring on November 13th Buy your ticket and take the tour. It’s the Hollywood you don’t know about…

I was planning to go to Malediction but I had a cold. I had to slow down for a couple of days. Allergy pills make me woozy. Batpack had a Halloween party at our Guru’s Randy’s house,

Same story, I was trying not to infect my movie pals!

I went to the Echo and saw secret Germs and Adolescents show. I must say thanks to Charlie at Empty Booking for inviting me. I saw some pretty impressive flesh wounds. People were chucking Budweiser bottles at the Germs. Shane West had some nasty little cuts, I saw head bandages and busted lips, and I lifted Shane off the floor when he fell in the pit. I was worried he might get swooshed. The Gothic Ball at Bar Sinister was great, the place was packed, then Seraphim Shock rocked my world last weekend.Check out the action at http://www.barsinister.net

The Pasadena Doo Dah Parade is looking for a new Queen. The queen picking ceremony is on the 9th at 4pm in Altadena. You can reach them at http://www.pasadenadoodahparade.com

If you think you is queen material. Please call 626-440-7379 and ask for Patty. The Parade is on November 20th on Colorado Blvd at 10am. If you have a band and you want to be in the Doo Dah Parade call Tom or Patty at the came number. Don’t forget to bring your Generator. Dread Zeppelin, Snotty Scotty, Miss Mercy, Marvin The Monkey. My band the Royal Pasadena Doo Dah Orchestra better known as DYNO all play the parade every year.

Look on the website for even more information.

My TV show Tequila TV will be on the channel 24 Comcast cable on Thursdays for the next 2 weeks live at 5pm, then from the 17th on it will appear at 6:30pm.

Rosemary’s Billygoat and Revlon Red will play at Rosemary Billygoats store on Friday the 4th at 10pm at 4519 Sunset Blvd. Roxie Michaels, who is the bass player in Texas Terri and Happening Harry’s band and one of the sexiest men in Rock n roll, is in a coma. Those who want to leave him a get-well message may do so at Myspace.com/RoxyMicheals.

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LA Scoop Oct 20 2005 By Tequila Mockingbird

I worked on Korn’s video with Batpack. We shot at the Knitting Factory and Downtown LA. Snoop Dog, Little John, Exhibit, and David Banner played the part of Korn. Jonathon from Korn was very excited and the Song is killer. I don’t want to share the plot but it will be on MTV in a couple of days. I worked on Domino playing a bounty hunter. I saw my big fat head in the previews. I was playing a bounty hunter in bounty hunter school with the Wild Bunch, who are one of the other casting companies that I work with. They are all Bikers and pals I’ve worked with in the club scene over the years.

I love working for Tony Scott, he’s a great director he works very hard at his art.

Mickey Rourke just doesn’t look the same as when we all hung out at Giovani's in Beverly Hills at thier little nightclub. Domino Harvey was so cool; but sadly,she died a couple of weeks ago of an overdose before the release of the movie.

In other news...Saturdays, My manager Alex, JD from HTTH and myself started our weekly gatherings.

Rock starlet Carol Rey, meet with bluester Mark Coumo, CBS’s big Karen, author Cathy Tracy, New Orleans Red Cross heroine Cristy and a score of other came to hang and bang their heads. The party is from 2-6 every Saturday at the Silver Spoon, Alex is your bartender drinks are cheap, and the jukebox is awesome. We'll be watching the world series this Saturday at 4:30.

The 7th annual Gothic Butterfly Ball is happening at Bar Sinister on Saturday the 22nd. You must be there it’s the coolest event. We all wear wings for the evening and we girls all love our delicious Bar sinister goodies I love champagne at the door and the Sinister panties that fit it so snug.

The handsomest man in Gothic rock is playing on the 29th at Bar Sinister his name is Charles and his band is called Seraphim Shock. He doesn’t live here girls so come check out his band. Sinister is always fun, Hell every night, Touching bass, Blue, Club London, Club Moscow, is fun at Boardners!

Sadly, I not work at Dragonfly anymore kids…. After much hinting ,They wanted to strong arm me into working in Westwood. I live in Hollywood, that means 1 and one half hours both ways to go to work in rush hour on the bus and the answer is no. I am now working for Camel promoting Bucket of Weenies Featuring Chester Bennington from multiplatinum, Grammy-winning Linkin Park, Lead guitarist Ryan Shuck (alternative metal hero of Orgy), guitarist Mike Rouse (of the Bleeders, The Johns. bassist Mike "Cheez"Brown (hardcore legend TSOL) and drummer Sean Dowdell (Grey daze) are playing at Hollywood Avalon Theater with opening bands Lyra and The Daylights (www.thedaylights.net).

The band was originally formed this past spring in preparation for a May 21st Tempe, Arizona show celebrating the 10th anniversary of Club Tattoo, a flagship of a chain of tattoo parlors Dowell created with Bennington who were band mates in the now defunct Grey Daze. The band has an eclectic rock repertoire of Tributes and originals. This is the first major city debut for Bucket of Weenies. The show starts at 7pm.The Avalon is located at 1735 Vine street next to the World Famous Spider club Juicy Jay, Kabal, Colonel Clique, Thermal Detonator are having a party on October 30th. This will be a Disco Boodbath! Special guest include James St. James, Rocky Raccoon, Alexis Arquette and more. The party is located XES 1716 Cahuenga Blvd. Read my Blogs at:

 

 

and meet me at my space http://www.myspace.com/tequilaofhollywood

I love the you threw your bottle in the trash commercial, with Dougie Sexx and some big hair boys, www.cans and bottles.com and the Geico commercial with the cave men one who had wild duck with mango sauce and the other who lost his appetite.I’m looking forward to seeing you at the Rock City News Awards at BB Kings.My future ex boyfriend is now my ex and I'll be single and looking that night!

Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com Tequila

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LA Scoop Sept 23 2005 By Tequila Mockingbird

The Tattoo convention came to town, which is Christmas for most of my friends. I went to a tattoo after party at Kayden Creations on Hollywood Blvd. They had awesome bands and a titillating sexual bondage display by Sal who flogged, spanked, hung and hugged willing vixens into an ecstatic haze.

I played a Neo Marxist in Southland Tales, a new movie that will come out this year. I was dressed to kill in my Dragonfly Mau girl coat. I working there so come by and say hi on Saturdays and I’ll give you 30%off!

I shot on Venice beach with bat packers Patrick, Elisabeth, Sikend, Napalm and Sven. We watched this bald headed horny extra boy try to pick up gaggles of Oriental girls during the shooting for hours and hours. {“Oriental is a food, Asian is a race” he said}. Anyways, he was a male chauvinist pig and we all hated him.

I worked on Accepted. But I didn’t really work. It sucks I was booked as an over sight in the 18-23 range and they thought I was too young to play a parent. I was too young to be old and too old to be young, I hope my agent gets more films that are friendly to people that aren’t society clones. Directors and casting companies should check us out at www.batpack.net. We are the coolest casting company in Los Angeles… ask for Randy.

Bar Sinister was packed this weekend. We played a game of pass the girl with Heathyr in fishnets passing her from Goth to Goth until the loser put her down. It was fun! He did not touch the ground for 5 minutes one time. Mojo was their ranting and raving, as usual but he can because he put out a fabulous CD called Lost Anarchy. You can order it here at Rock City News. My favorite cut has the haunting refrain {Worship me the way I worship you.}I saw Trish and her husband having a good time, Leta, the goddess girl was bartending and Tommy was spinning on the roof.

In the quest for entertainment, I told my guy pal that I would take him for a massage.

I took my boyfriend for a massage at the Brookstone store. We had to wait in line for ten minutes. We sat in the chairs and shook away our cares for free. I think my boyfriend thinks I’m funny, we always have these crazy field trips, like Mexico day… my new monthly tradition, Mexican television, western music and Velvet Margarita for dinner and cocktails for the whole day!

I also love Dinner and a Porn night at Alex’s with Karen from CBS and our very special guests.

I went shopping at Hot Topic at Hollywood and Highland, The assistant Manager,Jackie helped me pick out a bitchen skirt and a shirt from their 50% off rack. I also got a 15% off card!

I went to the premiere of HTTH’s {Heavenly Trip To Hell} DVD and the Peppermint Creeps movie at the Egyptian theatre. We had a lively Audience and their we were yelling at the our 20 foot rock and roll pals. HTTH are opening for static x at the Vault very soon. We had drinks at the Pig and Whistle and Boardners with Tammie serving and all had a good time.

It’s football season, kind of like rabbit season only no one mates during the game. I here the boys screaming for their teams everywhere I go, They hang out with Brad at Boardners, Bartender Alex at the Silver Spoon, Big Wang’s is packed . Boy, they love the big screen TV’s in these joints. One thing I know for sure, the birth rate goes down during football season. I gotta go there are 164 Martha Stewarts on TV and I getting vertigo.

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Tequila

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LA SCOOP Sep 13 2005
By Tequila Mockingbird

Hello there, from the home of Chuckie’s Angels at Boardners in Hollywood. We had a punk rock get- together the other day at Barnsdall Park. I saw Pleasant Gehman, Iris Berry, Keith Joe Dick, Billy Sheets, Jennifer from L7, The Poobah of the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo, first generation Punk Rock Carrie, Realtor Steve Stokes, Confession innovator Rodger Midnight, some Adolescents, John Roecker Keith Morris of the Circle Jerks and More, They were getting ready for the Arthurfest and wanted us to leave after Gary Leonard took our picture. We gave them the big Fuck you as well we should. I wanted to see Yoko Ono and Sonic Youth but two days in the sun would ruin my tan.

Happy Birthday Mac! Happy Birthday Spike, Happy Birthday Denise, Happy Birthday Kendra and a Happy Birthday to all the rest of you talented kids.

I went to Mac Africa’s Birthday Party; it was packed with people sweating to the 80’s.

As usual it was a hat party and I saw tons of cool toppers, I wore a Mexican hat with dingle balls. I saw penis heads and Devo hats galore. I saw DK one of the best promoters in LA and silent partner in the Cat club. I went to the Cat club for Happening Harry and a chance to gaze at Roxy, but I think I had a cold coming so I left. I had to fight my way past the drunken guy harassing me on the bus. We don’t drive when we drink ya know.

Tammie Tuesdays from Boardners and I went to the Rainbow and I hung with Lemmy for a minute. He is so sexy, wow. I can home and watched www.Motorhead.com and listened to Whorehouse Blues

Online. I wore my Mustang Ranch Shirt from Dragonfly Tammie Tuesdays and I played toss the Porn star with Heathyr and She is light and easy to throw and catch, we also played with Mojo all Night, Boy, did we have a good time.

By the way I am helping chose music for a film called Gene Generation so stop by Dragonfly on Hollywood blvd, where I work and give me your tape or CD for consideration for the film. Bar Sinister was great last week. We had the Circus as conceived by Nathan Mum. They are playing at the Magic Castle this week. You should go it’s fantastical! My TV show Tequila TV is on Comcast Thursdays at 6:30pm on channel 24. Send me video’s of you band or drop um off at Dragonfly in Hollywood!

I went to the Baked Potato in Burbank and saw Jackshit. They are a great Country bellyband. They are all studio guys who get together and stomp out some fun music. My friend Denise won the Crazy challenge all the other girls did their best Patsy Cline vocal but Denise won while playing her blues harp! My red headed pal Annette was bartending and I had not been there since I sang with Slash and Gilby Clarke. The room is cozy; I’ll be back for sure. I am a real live cowgirl these days, no, its not the words I utter it’s the fact that I have been in love with my Sin City Social club CD. I can’t take it off my box. I only have Number two of four but I even make love to "Headed for the hills". Check um out at www.Sincitysocialclub.com .Now I put the cunt back in country!

My manager Alex and I went to the Velvet Margarita for drinks, we had a great night, and it was my second time this week. I had dinner there with my future ex boyfriend the other night and he ate a burrito almost as big as his head. I love the Tequila Bisque Soup and Chicken Dishes. I love their Room and the Black Velvet paintings, I love Big Daddy Carlos and his beautiful wife Ava and the Staff of handsome people. The food was so delicious. And I feel like I’m in Mexico! Go get my horse…

Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

Tequila

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LA SCOOP August 24 2005

By Tequila Mockingbird

I’m excited that the New York Dolls are playing the Sunset Junction this year. I did my groupie thing with Sylvain Sylvain when I was 13 outside of Boston. They were the first Glam band I ever saw. Mario Jr. from the Rainbow and Madame Wong died this week. This is very sad, very sad. Our condolences to the family’s of both. Madame Wong was the first person to allow Punk Rock in her club. She was called a dragon lady but she was cool to me…Esther Wong, who booked a who's who of punk rock and new wave bands at her popular Madame Wong's clubs in the 1970s and '80s, has died. She was 88. She died Sunday at her Los Angeles home, her daughter, Melinda Braun, said Wednesday. She had suffered from emphysema and cancer. Wong, who earned the nickname the "godmother of punk," showcased such popular groups as the Police, X, the Go-Gos, Oingo Boingo, the Motels, the Knack, the Textones and Plane English early in their careers, giving many groups their first major break. The native of China originally booked Polynesian bands to play at her restaurant, but when hardly anyone showed up to hear them she decided to take a chance on rock acts. Almost overnight in 1978, hundreds of people began showing up at her Chinatown restaurant to hear the new sounds, and she opened a Madame Wong's West in Santa Monica that same year. "Before, I didn't think I'd ever like rock music," she told the Los Angeles Times in 1979. "Now I can turn it on, and it doesn't bother me." As her clubs flourished, Wong quickly became known as a no-nonsense proprietor. She once halted a performance by the Ramones until the band members left the stage and cleaned up the graffiti they had put on a bathroom wall. She rarely booked female singers, calling them "no good, always trouble," and she was known to go into the audience to try to sniff out marijuana smokers. "She would always take any problem or situation head-on, she was not afraid of anyone," her daughter told The Associated Press. Long auditioned performers by listening to their tapes, often while driving in her car, until she said her habit of flinging bad music out the window nearly got her in trouble. "One day I almost hit the highway patrol car that was right next to me," she told the Times in 1980. Born and educated in Shanghai, Wong traveled the world as a child with her father, who was an importer.

She moved to Los Angeles in 1949 when the Chinese government fell to the communists, working for two decades at a shipping company before opening her restaurant. She closed the original Madame Wong's in 1985 and Madame Wong's West in 1991. I went to the Gen Art show at the Music Box. It was a great art show, my friend Morganne, The international chanteuse played under feathered chandeliers on the big stage. Cosmo card gave us discounts on all the best restaurants in town. They had moves on the roof and Fancy clothes on display. For more info contact www.Genart.orgThe Peppermint Creeps are playing tonight at the Key Club I’m looking forward to seeing all that hair spray. I was on the strip at the Cat club and eating surf and turf at the Rainbow. Undercover Slut from France was at the Cat Club, They are Goth Glam and played the night before at Bar Sinister the night before they are managed by one of the guys from Rebel Rebel.Hey gang I am working at Dragonfly Clothing on Hollywood Blvd. near Cherokee come in and let me sell you some cool clothes at 20percent off!David Williams can make you some bitchen Goth clothes from scratch. He makes mine; he does great repairs and alterations. He is located at Highland and Selma across from Hollywood High School. Check him out his number is 323-898-7135; tell him Tequila told you to call.

Club London was popping on Sunday for their first anniversary party. The bands were great! Everyone danced all night AS WELL THEY SHOULD!

Tamaras is coming to town from up north, She will be playing Molly Malone’s on September 3rd at 8:00pm.

I spent an evening at the world famous Silver Spoon on Santa Monica. Where Tina Stevens, Shelly Winters, Quentin Tarantino hang out. They had quite a frat party that night. They have great food in their Restaurant, Andy and his wife own it. They have a very sexy waiter named Rex, Red Headed Maureen formally of the Cat and Fiddle is Bartending along with my very hot manager Alex. It’s the place to be and be scene.

Tequila

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LA SCOOP August 12, 2005
By Tequila Mockingbird

Here we are one nation under Chicken fries, or was it kingdom, they changes the words because some on got offended. Don’t you think things like CSI and House should offend them, I hate spinal tap scenes unless it’s the band.

I just came from seeing Joe Wood at Boardners. He’s doing some really cool stoner rap.

The visuals are hot; they have images of The Wizard of Oz, dancing down the Yellow brick road, Vietnam, Where the boys are smoking hashish from guns. Very cool images Steve Mc Queen in his fast cars, while Joe and Mario rapped. They have a bitchen CD and they will play at Boardners again on a Tuesday night soon. I suggest you check them out.

The Germs movie recreated the Starwood at SIR studio’s I hung out with Don Adey who works at the studio, but I just can’t resist a slam pit so I through myself in. I saw Don Bolles, Paul and Helen Rossler who looked great, Helen is a drug counselor now, Kira, some guy named Rick who had my ‘ Make the music go bang’ book, left his trailer, which had pictures of all of us in the 80’s. The jury’s out whether I will ever see my book again Still the same old punks…. Pat Smear and Kira signed it and I was so looking forward to my book being in my collection, My cool friend Charlie from Custom made Scare and Scrotum and Jive Ass, was rocking the room. As we all know it’s not a real party till the cops show up so we did Darby proud with a mini riot. When Darby was alive (Darby was played by Sean West very well) he asked me if I would keep Punk Rock alive, of course I said yes, but something worried me about his tone. He was dead a few days later from a Heroin overdose. I heard the reformed Germs played at Dragonfly, the club last week and well they should. Darby would have loved that too! www.myspace.com/Germsmovie

DEVO played at the House of Blues. My friends, Author Kathy Tracy, Karen, Alex and Lon said were the same as they where in the 80’s. They said they were rocking the packed house to hysteria. I called Mark Mothersbaugh, whom I sang the title song for. Which he won an Emmy, but he doesn’t do messages, He’s just so busy sometimes, I missed him and I went to Dragonfly clothing and got at DEVO tee shirt instead. Lon wore his Atila sextee and people went wile you can see them too at www.Sextees.net. The hot House of Blues crew asked to buy them. I thought that was cool. The next night I was at the 7th anniversary of Bar Sinister with HTTH (Heavenly Trip to Hell). The Camel people had an amazing party. They are sponsoring El Vez and Puddle of Mudd at the El Rey this week. That’s going to be a blast.

The Velvet Margarita has a two for one night on Mondays and that is a great place to hang out. Daddy Carlos and Ritchie Rich are spinning records. Ritchie is also spinning at the Beauty Bar.

The Sunset Junction is going to be cool, Weapon of Choice, the New York Dolls and more. Don’t miss it!

Happy Birthday to Happening Harry and his amazing bass player Roxy, who is the sexiest man in rock and roll. www.myspace.com/Happeningharryandthehaptones

They just returned from a successful trip to Chicago. Happy Birthday Tina Stevens of the Kibbitz room, Congrats to M.lynn Wienhern and Steven Dougherty of Boardners on their Marriage. Check out Gene Generation Radio. Director Peary is playing mainly Wumpscut and Skinny Puppy for now. Check it out and submit you music ! Go to www.genegeneration.com Gene Generation is is a new movie filled with Batpackers and we had a ball making it. We all love the Director, He is really great to work with. I went to the Festival of the Chariots at Venice Beach. It was a beautiful day and George Harrison’s music filled the air. Paul Picasso from Youth Party and Brenda Starlight and I bought memento’s from the day’s festivities. It was a Krishna temple shopping spree and it was great to eat the free food and sing along. What a way to rock!

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LA Scoop July 12, 2005
By Tequila Mockingbird

I spent the fourth of July with my manager Alex at the Yamoshiro Restaurant in the Hollywood Hills. It was an over cast night and it wasn’t as personal as the Hollywood Bowl fireworks display but you could see though the murky sky and it kind of looked like Baghdad on TV during the first days of the war.

It wasn’t packed like we thought it would be and you could see the fireworks all over the city from the restaurant and the garden. I saw John Nixon there who told me he is opening a Star Shoes bar and restaurant in Las Vegas in addition to his LA location. Tori Spelling was party planning in the booth next to us. She looked like Lambchops from the Sherry Lewis show with her bushy eyelashes. The service was horrible, it took 40 minutes for our drinks, 1 hour for two of the three appetizers, and the last one straggles 30 minutes later. The food wasn’t as good as I remembered but perhaps if was an off night for the chef.

Firstly let me say, I love Wrestling, I like to see it and I like to do it. My grandfather rest his soul made us watch it on TV every week. I once wrestled Ninochka from Glow {gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling), she won and I put on Rock and wrestling shows with Goth Queen, Eva O and the Speed Queens (www.evao.com) and legendary rock gals, L7 in the 80’s.

I went to Lucha Va Voom at the Mayan for two nights of sexo y violencia in two different shows I went both nights. The show is producer by two very cool, very smart women, Rita D’Albert and Liz Fairbairn. On the first night I assisted Eric Caiden the owner of Hollywood Book and Poster selling wrestling mask, posters, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill tee shirts and wrestling DVD's. Eric also puts on the best events in LA all the time. He’s been going to see these shows all his life. We are devotees of the Sport.

Senor Amor was the DJ and the music was fantastic. Tim Ferris formally of Celebrity Skin was videotaping the action up close and personal. My first customer was David Arquette in his wrestling mask and black and white winged suit. The first night David was a guest host the second night actor Jack Black joked with the hosts and made us all laugh out loud.

He was in the champion of the WWF for two week going down in wrestling history. Did I tell you about the Burlesque queens that danced and the cat fighting cuties? The Poubelle twins each other over the Midget Que Monto’s love.

The gay wrestler Cassadro , The Durango Kid, Los Gallinero’s, and Super Porky, The fattest twister I ever did see challenger the ropes Macarita Sagrada, Angel The Human Tornato and the almighty Mik Mascara’s tossed the likes of mini tough guys Tsuki and Que Monito beat up the big guys. The very funny Blaine Capatch and Tom Kenny hosted it. They have a great banter and their timing was perfect, the very yummy el Jimador Tequila sponsored all of this. Hey send me a case! That stuff is good!

The Luchadores were fun but the Buxoticas were out of this world. Erochica, Ming Dynatease in all here peeling oriental glory for all to see, Michelle Lamour, My new gal pal Summer Peaches, Karis, Roxy Roulette, Urslina, Frida Kulo, who kissed the girls and made them cry after painting their imaginary portraits and my personal fave rave Kitten De Ville who looks like Marilyn Monroe and shakes like a EARTHQUAKE.

The After parties were hosted at the Velvet Margarita Mexican Resterant and ultra Lounge and the next night at the Golden Gopher and the Broadway Bar, Downtown, my friend Monica and Rick designed both Bars and they are Gorgeous. The next Lucha Va Voom show is the Halloween Show October 27th at thee Mayan Theater. Check it out at www.luchavavoom.com

Be there or miss out!!!

Don’t forget the Fetish Ball returns in all it’s decadent splendor with a double dose of hedonistic hijinx on July 22 and 23 at the Key C with Courtney Cruz, Spanking Machine, Powder and Amanda Lepore .go and then come to Sinister and play!

I went to the signing party for The Devills Rejects at Hollywod Book and Poster. My friends from LA Tattoo waited in line from 10am till 3pm when they opened there doors.We went in at 4:30 and we were given posters and passes to the movie at Manns Chinese. In line I kabitzed with Lee from LA Tattoo, Beth Death and Marvin the monkey, My pal Ron Jeremy showed up twice (he was great in Faster Pussy Cat Fuck Fuck where he kept his clothes ON!) Everyone was there except Rob and Sherry Zombie, who got some private time, Rob had just done a very sucessful Ramones Rock n Roll High School movie viewing at the Hollywood Graveyard where Joey Ramone is Buried. Did you know there is a Joey Ramone Place in New York?

Watch Tequila TV on Thursdays on Comcast and see my new shows. Contact me if you want to be featured. Send me your DVD.

We are on at July 14 at 7:30 pm and all Thursdays there after.

Write Me

Tequila Mockingbird
6500 Yucca suite 118
Hollywood Califfornia
90028

Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

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LA Scoop June 28 2005
By Tequila Mockingbird


LA SCOOP 16 I went to the 35th Loyola high school reunion with Lion Glen, my friend and a darned good lawyer. It was the class of 1970. The year I was worried that Rock and Roll might die, with the deaths of Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison it was pretty close..

Everyone was very nice it was uber formal. We ate Prime rib and shrimp and chocolate pudding. We sat with Charlotte Caffery’s brother Michael. One of Michael’s sister's was in the GO GO'S. He was a very nice person, everyone likes him now. In 1970's He was a liberal. God knows that didn’t go over well in the uptight Catholic school surroundings. Glenn is more conservative but he's a lot of fun and that the coolest thing.

We got on well and the next day I invited Micheal and his sister Joan to join Glenn and I in the spanking room at Bar Sinister for a drink. I was busy taking pictures of the unusual suspects in the club. I did not get to spend much time with the gang, but the pictures I took are available for your perusal at www.boardners.net Alex and I did the walking liquid lunch tour of Hollywood. We met at the Velvet Margarita. They have a handsome Latin bartender named Alahandro. Yum Yum, Oh yeah, the food. I had Tequila bisque soup. On to the Cat and Fiddle happy hour but it starts at 4pm we where there at 3:56. You can’t eat at the bar, and you can’t take your Happy hour drinks outside. I saw Kim’s daughter Ashley, whom I love but I don’t like.

Too many rules make me crazy, so we had happy hour lunch at Boardners with Forrest as our host. We had the Cobb Salad, which was to die for, and pleasant company to boot!

I went to the signing party for Faster Pussycat Fuck Fuck. A new race hard, fast cars, party hard movie for the professional breast man in you. I saw my girlfriend Kitten Natividad and we talked about old times. Kitten was in the original Russ Meyer Faster Pussycat Kill Kill. I met her friends Producer Elizabeth Starr, Summer Cummings and Tiffany Towers. These girls are like 64 triple F and very hot. Check out the film at www.starrproductions.biz.

The Rock City News BBQ was quite a success! We ate and partied and listened to the new Cleopatra release of Hollywood Rocks. The music and the book are spectacular.

Starring all you favorite 80’s bands, Motley Crue, WASP, Red Hot Chili Peppers, London and much much more. It has lots of groovy ticket stubs and flyers. Pictures of all the Hair that got air, very big and filled with lots of spray. Tammie Tuesdays and I went to the 1980’s EXTRAVAGANZA starring the Zero’s, Odin, Spiders and Snakes, Blackboard Jungle, Jetboy and the Fizzybangers gig at the Key club. Look at all the cool stuff www.Cleorecs.com.

contact me if you want to see Cleopatra's super cool book.

The very sexy Douggie Sex invited me. Tim from Cleopatra knows how to throw a real Wingding! We got home at 6am after watching 80’s videos all night long.

Congrats to my writing partner, The Actual Matrix on the birth of his second child, a boy born last month and our inclusion in the movie Hard soundtrack. It’s a Gay serial killer movie, very scary and very cult.

www.hardthemovie.com

Send your videos to Tequila TV, just email me at Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com


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LA Scoop June 21 2005
By Tequila Mockingbird


ExVoto played at Bar Sinister. They were really great. I knew them in the 80's. I danced all night at Club London. and lunch is bbeing served at Boardners now every day and the food is yummy.

I spent a very uncomfortable Sunday fending off two drunken trollops who happen to be related in stupidity and by their parents. They were more than a little jealous that Pyrotecnics expert Jeff and I were slow dancing to invisible music? Sorry girls I’m the only trollop he was doing that day.

I left the Cat for more enjoyable surroundings. The Rainbow was buzzing like a hive, Dez and the gang, President Lion Glenn, Anthony Burlesque and myself, sipping on Sky Vodka and Cranberry juice and escargot. Doc told me Lemmy was in London opening for Velvet Revolver. That’s got to be a great gig I’ve known Slash and Jammed with him for years .He was 7 years old living down the hall from me and I worked for his father at his store ‘Dirty White Girl on the Blvd. Slash saw me sing with Idol Worship, he said I made his nipples hard when he heard me sing the Lava Pussy opera. We stayed till closing and then went to Boardners for an after hour hotdog from the meat man. Lion President Glenn and Lion Vice President Andy made a swap in titles at Le Petit Château. The Downbeat Duo plays the music. Keyboard and woodwinds. Very jazzy, very Beat Generation ala Miles Davis. Lion Susan Wood hosted the after party at her establishment, the Rustic.

The White Trash Debutantes played with Debbie Harry, Julie Brown, and Zena aka Lucy Lawless played at Gay Pride, I saw it on TV but it was also the Erotic weekend at the staples center. I went to my very own Hetero Pride party with Alex and Karen. We were all dressed up and hanging out at Bar Sinister. Alex and I are manufacturing Atila’s artwork some vintage 1981 stuff and his current works www.sextees.net.

http://www.atilaworld.com

This weeks Tattoo News is about Todd from OZ on Hollywood blvd. Crazy Amir gave him the boot and now you can reach him at his web address: www.tattoosbytodd.com

Madison is still tatting at Devil dolls in Studio City, Rob and Kira are tatting and piercing at The Crush on Melrose and Atila is cutting hair two blocks away.

I sang with Tina Stevens at the Kibbutz room in Canters. Tina’s jazz night on Wednesday nights are an institution. I sang My Funny Valentine, Gosh, I love that song and Tina sang Cabaret with gusto! Afterwards, Dick Fadelkey played their brand of 60’s “cyberdellia”. The band is named for the lead singers deceased uncle, who was a really great guy I’m told.

Eric Thatcher ended the evening with classic rock and some Brown Ring songs.

We all sang Wild Horses. I ended the evening with corned beef on rye, Celery soda and cheesecake.

I went to Dragonfly and got some bitchin treads. All my favorite clothes with my favorite bands logo’s all over them You should see the red and black English cowboy Moorhead shirts. What about my Sex Pistol surfer shorts? Pretty Vacant ah? They have 3 stores one in Westwood, one on Melrose and one on Hollywood Blvd. check um.

I go to the Hollywood Farmers Market every Sunday. The food is great and everything is fresh and delicious. I hang out with Allan Crying Bear at his American Indian booth. He is a real live Sun dancer. I want your videos for Tequila TV. We are making new shows and I want you to be included so contact me.
Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

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LA Scoop May 18 2005
By Tequila Mockingbird

Sith, sith, in my last column Snake lady Rose and I were posing for a post card for Lemmy. Snake lady Rose is coming to my Birthday party and as usual I’ll give the spankings!

I hear Lemmy just played in Canada. I believe he is still on tour; he’s still out there rocking the universe. Did you see him on World Wrestling Federation? Go get you some Motorhead.

I’m so excited. I’m going to see David Lee Roth! He is playing at the Highlands. That’s cool. David put me in his book Crazy from the Heat. We all hung out at the Zero One gallery formally above Playmates on Hollywood Blvd. We used to sing all night long. There’s a new bookstore on Hollywood Blvd called Boulevard books. I picked up a yummy Marlene Dietrich book. The price is right. They opened the Red Buddha nightclub where Goldfingers used to be. Concorde is around the corner from the White Lotus and they are all spitting distance form Star Shoes, and the Beauty Bar.

Texas Terri played her last LA gig at CIA AKA The California Institute of Abnormal Art. She is leaving for Europe next week for a hell of tour. She played with Prima Donna as her back up band, and she had sax, and keyboards in her line up. She will be back in 6 months kids so wish her well. Now CIA has a Liquor license and a restaurant.

I went to the 14th annual Music Video Production Awards (MVPA) downtown at the Orphiuem theatre. I went with John from Hollywood Book and Poster, Kelly from Boardners and Lion girl, her sister and a gal pal. I used to work as a receptionist at Limelight after I did the booking for New Wave Theatre, which was before MTV existed. I was in ‘would I lie to you” by the Eurethmics and Appolonia, Prince’s protégé, Dancing with myself and a ton of movies.

My friend Scotty Lazarus is dead. He was one of my favorite casting agents. He always gave me great parts. He was such a cool guy. I want in on his casting after death list. I’m sure he’s very popular wherever he landed, even now.

I saw big bad David, King of DNA. Director Howard Wolffington, the always-exciting Jeff Ayeoff, who won the Kratz award, cause he is was and always has been cool. A true visual revolutionary.Zac Mathews was up for best art director for Gwenny's "What you waiting for" and Sum 41's "Pieces". You go art dog!

Francis Lawrence from DNA was up for two awards in the best direction of a female artist with Gwen Stefani’s “ What you waiting for” and Janet Jackson’s All Nite (Don’t Stop)

DNA Inc won lots of awards for Gwen Stefani video. Black-eyed Peas, The Killers, Green Day, Kanye West, Jay Z and Fatboy Slim’s video’s were all winners. Will Ferrell’s video won best cross-promotional video of the year.

I worked Simon at Limelight video in the 80’s while we did Madonna’s like a virgin, at one time I had an invite to her first wedding, Teenage Ninja Turtles and Dire Straits, MTV song “That aint working that’s the way we do it. Money for nothing and the chicks for free.”

My natal birthday is Thursday, May 26 Lanning Gold is showing his art at Masquers on 3rd street near La Cienega. I will be singing Blues with the Voodoo Girls and Spikes other blues band, Big Sur will be playing. I’m trying to rally my favorite bands, the Downbeats or the Atomic Sherpas for the bill, we will see… They are playing at the Downbeat café and Taix. Anyway come on down and I'll sing real pretty for you and you'll see some really great art too!.

The wonder that is the Brewery Art Walk happened again last weekend. Terri King, Miropolsky, Nate Scoble, and hundreds of artists, opened their lofts for public perusal.

Carson Daily spent many an evening at Boardners while he was in town making his show. He seemed fond of Tammi 2 for Tuesdays. Carson shot at the Palladium on Sunset and is not as homely as I thought he was on TV. One thing that pisses me off about New York Corporate Rock late night TV production is…

Why didn’t they use LA Bands like Texas Terri, 45 Grave or HTTH? I should have been their consultant. Maybe you’ll next time Carson.

I stopped at the Velvet Margarita to have a cocktail and listen to Skatemaster Tate spin some tunes. The joint is filled with movie stars. The food is so yummy! Owners Ava and Carlos truly are the Beautiful people.

Tequila Tv will be on the air 6:30 on Saturdays channel 24 public access. If you want to submit your video for airplay email me.

Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

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LA Scoop
May 2005
By Tequila Mockingbird


The telephone rings and it’s Ms. Terry King, fashion designer to the stars, is on the line. Do you want to go to Steve Vai and Billy Sheehan concert at the Wiltern Theatre? Of course we met at the theatre and opted not to sit in the nosebleed section but to watch in the lobby. My pal Philthy , the original drummer from Motorhead, hung with us and took us to the cocktail tables on the ground floor near the stage. Terry made Billy these Red hot red rubber pants that coddled his cock and made his legs go on forever.

Steve Vai was theatrical and diddled for hours. Dweezil Zappa played with the boys on his daddy Frank’s tune ”My guitar wants to kill your mama.” I enjoyed the show very much thank you.

We had our after show passes and I can tell you for sure that the green room is green. Terri hung out and went to Sinister and then drank Herradura Tequila till sunrise.

Sunday, I was going to work at our store, Hollywood Hi on Selma and Highland, we have a very cool designer working with us named David and he makes the one of a kind clothes. He is amazing. I was so busy I missed a ton of events. You cannot be everywhere but I try.

I missed video director Erin’s Lincoln Place benefit in Venice. Lincoln Place is a historical landmark and the developers are trying to tear them down. It looked like it would be very cool and community action based. Instead, I went to the Lions club benefit BBQ at Holly house in Barnsdall Park. Frank Lloyd Wright built the house on the property. There in the shadow of the quirky auditorium, The Down Beats played in the open air overlooking LA. The Lion’s club BBQ was a smash, Jazz, food, and friends made it a perfect day. Lion Susan Wood, owner of the Rustic inn, Lion Kelly from Boardners. Lion Andy T, vice president, is brilliant graphic artist created this event. He did a great job. Lion President Glen K. oversaw 200 patrons and gave away prizes at the silent auction with Lion Brian and the gang. We all met at the Rustic and celebrated Bartender Jaime’s birthday.

I was smooching up a storm lately. Mmm.

I never knew my lips could feel like this puffy.

Sometimes it’s really fun being an electric banana head.

Pigface and Sheep on Drugs are here this weekend. They are Chicago’s finest. They will have a party in the VIP room Saturday May 7th at Bar Sinister and play the following day at the Key Club Sunday May 8th. Get a free ticket visit www.undergroundinc.com Martin Atkins my drummer friend from PIL will be there. He has been consistent since punk rock in the creation and production of good music. I salute you Martin! It’s people like you who rock my universe. Happy Birthday Elizabeth! Sorry I missed your party at Jumbo’s you are truly a beautiful dancer.

Happy Birthday Gerardo! He is the singer in HTTH. I missed his Birthday BBQ in Long Beach, but I won’t miss their show on the 20th. They will be on my Tequila TV on Saturday the 21st at 6:30.

And Sunday the 22nd is my Birthday party at Boardners on Sunday afternoon from 2-6 and you are all invited. Then on to Les Vouyous for Open Mike to play with the Voodoo girls.

Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

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LA Scoop April 2005

By Tequila Mockingbird

Its another day in rock n roll paradise. Palm trees are swaying, Motorhead is playing and all is right with my little world. Batpack worked on the season finale of ER this week

It was a long but happy shoot. Thats because Batpackers are professional party extras that makes acting fun. We shoot at the Warner Lot where security is so tight an ant cant get in! I cannot tell you the plot but what a hoot, being paid to hang out with your favorite people!

Make up reopened at the El Rey theatre. People tell me that was the place to be, maybe next time. Designer to the Stars, Terri King, Photographer Paul Picasso, Trisha and husband Kelly were in attendance, I heard so much more but alas I want to thank Ace Trump of Siren management for getting us the picture of Motorhead for our cover. You Rule. I love breakfast with Lemmy, it consists of Makers Mark and history lessons.

Hey yawl, I highly suggest you check out the Motorhead official website. Get some music gear and information. Uh Huh.

Come play at my Open Mike on Sundays at Les Voyous. Its Swank and it really is.

After all, Its time to love the French again. Actress turned tattoo artist, Madison of Oz Tattoo has moved to Devil Doll in the Valley. Grey is still at Oz and singing with They Died Laughing, Dirk is back from touring next week and he is available to Ink you. Crazy Amir and Ray are preparing to take the entire Tattoo staffs and me to Las Vegas too blow off some steam. I am working on a little Tattoo TV special so watch my show Saturdays at 7:30 on Comcast 24.

Miss Kitty is having an anniversary party on Friday be there, they really know how to throw a party!

Coyote Shivers played an acoustic show at the Three of Clubs. He is so New York, I mean the good part of New York CBGBs like. His Wife Polly is the Punk Goth on CSI or something like that. She is a doll.

Bar Sinister has a new Cabaret crew upstairs and plenty of fresh talent downstairs. Go dancers galore gyrate all around you. Pigface is coming to town and my pal Martin Atkins, whom I met in when he was in PIL and now owns a bitchin record company and handles bands like Sheep on Drugs will be in tow. They are having a party upstairs at Sinister. I hope Steve Jones, Sex Pistol, Actor, and Radio personality stops by to hang with us. It would be a Britfest and I always love a Brifest, Blyme. Steve starred in a movie called Mascara,with Ione Sky and I was the music supervisior. He is a talented actor don't you know.

I love Club London on Sundays, the dress code allows more creativity and music is more 80s cool. I've seen plenty of great bands there.

If you have an event you would like covered write me at Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

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LA SCOOP

By Tequila Mockingbird

Tattoo tattoo, Hollywood is the land of Tattoo’s. Todd is back tattooing at Hollywood and Las Palmas. You may have seen Todd and the Menace on Tequila TV, they where my rough and tumble spokes models my product Tequila Tattoo Balm. The Menace is bartending at the Joint now. Screen Queen Madison is tattooing at OZ, David is manning the store next door to Jane’s House, and Andy is tatting at Kayden Creations. You can get pierced by the very exotic Rob and like it, and Wild Bill is floating around. Summers coming and it’s all about flesh so come and meet the latest stars of the Hollywood scene.

Brassiere les Voyeurs is on Hollywood Blvd at Hudson. It is a beautiful upscale restaurant with delicious French food. I am starting an open mic from 8-12 on Sundays. I will be your hostess. The art inside is gorgeous; Luther Gerlach is an Ambrotypist so you are in for a treat. His photographs are made with 1850’s cameras; it is quite an involved process. Sign up is at 7:30. I will be shooting for Tequila TV. This is a really nice place.

Please bring your classiest music or I’ll give you the boot!

I went to the Velvet Margarita the other night to meet actor Norman Reedus. We had just completed a Movie short about Miles Davis, shot at the Roosevelt Hotel. The place was packed with promoters from all over town. They had a great Xmas party Bruce Perdew, [Blue] Solomon [Alcohol Salad], Big Daddy and Ava [owners of the Velvet Margarita], and Sergio all chatting up a storm. Skate master Tate was spinning the latest Mexican pop above us all in the VIP area.

I went to Molly Malone’s to see the Fenwick’s in from New York. Steve Shubb is an actor/musician friend of mine who starred in The Fisherman’s wife and Naked Jane.

Molly’s is a great venue to play and I thought it was funny being in an Irish club watching a Jewish ska band at an Irish club on Fairfax and then going down the street to Canters on Fairfax for Irish food. What a clever juxtapose!

Have you ever walked into Out of the Closet in Hollywood and run into the Bitchy Spanish queen or two? After years of bargain shopping in Hollywood, I have joined the anti Bitchy queen club. I want to push your sorry ass back in the closet.

Tammi, Tara, Fernando and I wanted to go dancing so…we went to Rage on Santa Monica Blvd. Yes, it’s a gay club, No, we aren’t gay, but we wanted to dance and we did all night long. The Go Go boys were too die for, not really, but I love the way they shake it. Who needs the gym, I lost 3 pounds in one night.

Happy Birthday to Sabrina the Diva of Pasadena. I went to her Party at the Buccaneer in Sierra Madre. It was great to see her and the other Doo Dah Queens in one place.

I’m starting a new fashion rag with Tony from Hollywood Hi. My column will be called Fashionista and I will tell you all about the cool clothing action I run into. Stop into Hollywood Hi and check out my Tequilaworld Tye dyes, hats and Antonio’s new line of Jeans.

I went to see Atila at his shop called Royal on Melrose. He just recorded a great dance CD and He used my vocals from 1984 on the tracks .He is still as savant guard as he was then, the more things change the more things stay the same.

Motorhead is playing on April 1st at the Wiltern theatre. Lemmy is the radest guy I know. He has the best sense of humor. He’s wild at strip clubs and the ladies love him and so do I.

He is mega cool and his band rips. Be there. I went to a couple of fashion shows and Sample sales. One was at the Kodak theatre and the other was on Cole at area101. At the Kodak we goodie bags with Tony and Tina’s cosmetics inside, I love their products they totally rule. We got Starbucks cards for free coffee and passes to the Pasadena Playhouse.

They had lots of great products the faux fur hammocks at the 101 sales. www.Chacabraka.com and Rosemary’s Billygoat has some great gear.

Junker’s worn fashion, Tiffany James makes some great designs www.DARKWEAR.COM. There’s lot’s of good stuff out their buy it.

You can meet Moby at 189 Grove Drive at Barnes and Noble on April 1st.

Let’s see what he’s up too.

I write music for film so does Moby, So I want to go and hear him speak.

The Queen of England is a ditz; She was introduced to Brian May of Queen, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page and Jeff Beck. Upon meeting them she asked “And what do you do??Those wacky royals, Robert Brown suspects he is the illegitimate son of Princess Margaret and Group Captain Peter Townsend. It could happen. Does anybody want to buy my Charles and Diana wedding dolls? They become obsolete next week.

Maureen called me to talk about a unique seminar for all you Musicians out there. Michael Dolan has been running Music Connection magazine for 30 years, needless to say he knows a thing or two about music. Well Michael is conducting April 10th and 19th. It should be educational and help you get a leg up on your career. It is only 99 dollars, you could learn a lot. Please call the Music connection for more info.

Write me Tequila M. 6500 Yucca street suite 118 Hollywood Ca.90028

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I’M HAVING A PINT at the Cat and Fiddle pub when Philthy Phil the former drummer from Motorhead bustles in.

“Hi Tequila Lemmy’s recording over at Paramount I’m going to call him right now?

I TELL Phil to ask Lemmy if I can come along.

The answer is yes.

Lemmy is playing bass and in the mist of writing a new tune.

He writes a melody, plays a track and writes a lyric with military execution. He shows me the words. "I’m working on my new album."

Tequila: What’s it going to be called?

Lemmy: I have'nt decided yet.

I'm sitting a Paramount om Santa Monica between Lemmy and Philty.

They are talking about old times. You can tell they are good friends tough they have'nt hung together in years.

I say my goodbyes and make arrangements to meet him the next day.

Lemmy is ordering a Makers mark at the Rainbow. It’s time for more Miss PAC Man , his favorite game. I used to date Philty and he had the same predelection Pac man and Court TV.

The lemon circle-eating dot after dot follows it’s never ending trail. Lemmy’s eyes driving his fingers quickly down the screen.

His voice is gruff, English and sometimes unintelligible, thick as molasses and rich as a king’s ransom.

I love spending time with the Ace of Spades.

Tequila: I hear you like strip clubs why is that?

Lemmy: It’s obvious. The girls take their clothes off.

Tequila: Where is your favorite strip club in the world?

Lemmy: My favorite is Crazy Girls, the name says it all.

Tequila: Where did you come up with the name Motorhead?

Lemmy: It came from the Mothers of Invention 1967. James Motorhead Sherwood

It’s the English word for speed freak, motor head, motor mouth.

Tequila: Where were you born?

Lemmy: Southern Kent in England I went to school in Anglesey in Ireland. I can’t remember what it was like. Wet and damp mostly it was so long ago.

Tequila: Who were your early musical influences?

Lemmy: Bill Haley and Elvis made an impression.

Tequila: I heard you were a roadie in the late 60’s who did you work with?

Lemmy: Jimi Hendrix, he was a gentleman.

Tequila: When you are writing a song what comes first the music or the Lyrics?

Lemmy: The music of course.

Tequila: Any thoughts on religion?

Lemmy: No

Tequila: Any drummer jokes?

Lemmy: What has three legs and an asshole?

A DRUMMER.

Lemmy is playing with Motorhead on April fool's day at the Wiltern Theatre

Tequila

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MARCH 1 2005

LA SCOOP 5

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I’m recovering from the Academy Awards today. I was invited by a friend director, Michael Bloom and hung out with old friends who hung up their MTV bondage pants for the night. I wore a vintage Alexander Julian dress from 1981, high couture, black Satin with Mardi gras sequins. It was backless so all my Tattoo bodywork was showing. My stylist was Teri King, her seamstress was Luu, my hair colour was Electric Banana from Retail Slut, I missed having my hair cut by Attila by 10 minutes, and I did my own nails and my make up. We added straps because I have big boobs, (the strap broke about an hour into the cocktail party and caused a panic for security at one point, the hunt for a safety pin meant I required four security men for first aid.) I walked the red carpet with punk rock elegance in tact.

Smoking on the patio I met lot’s of artist and writers all dressed to the nines. The people on staff were fantastic, attentive and very pretty...

The metal detector was a treat, my purse was made of metal, I heard people calling my name, and Leo and Gisele were arriving at the same time as I was. Cool.

I spoke with Johnny Depp; he was in his game face. The food was by Wolfgang Puck, canap? and delicious appetizers. Champagne, a plenty, flowed over our lips. Charlie crumpled in her big blue ruffled dress beside me; she and her boyfriend spoke in hushed tones. The show felt 20 minutes long from my busy Kodak lifestyle.

The monitors told the story in the lobby because the lobby was the place to be... The Champagne kept on flowing. All and all I had a ball in my ball gown.

The Oscar goes to?

HTTH’s DVD release party is Saturday March 5th at Bar Sinister, so be there. This band is hot and Democratically oriented. They treat the red states like communist in the Nixon era. Mojo, Johnny and I just did the Johnny Gunne show on Adelphia cable, Public Access with them and they are on Tequila TV too. My show is on Saturday Nights at 7:30pm on Comcast channel 24

I’m casting a scene in a new movie and I am looking for a 1950’s Miles Davis style band members to act in the movie, I need 2 fat chicks and an old man to complete the scene. The year is 1957, and Max Perlich, Myself, and Norman Reedus are already attached. Norman was invited to a REM concert in Berlin, He left the show in one of REM’s cars .The driver drove him out into traffic and got nailed by a semi, we are working on the movie from his hospital bed in Berlin. Email me for casting at: www.rocknrollhollywood.com and send me your picture if you think you got what it Takes.

Boardner's, B52 Club is seeking a Promoter(s) for a weekend night that can fulfill a weekend night, every week with clientele to fill capacity, and meet Boarders bar minimums and guarantees maintain a good crowd; you must have good references and a good track record. They always have great shows check them out at www.Boardners.com.

I want to remind you that Retail Slut is leaving Melrose and everything is on sale. Their online business is still full throttle

For more info contact www.retailslut.com

Hollywood Hi is the store I’m working with on Highland and Selma. It is the Home of Antonio fashion, come by and say hi to Big Tony!

Congrats to the Velvet Margarita, they deserve an award for one of the best dining experience in Hollywood.

Tequila

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L.A. Scoop

2005 is beginning with a bang. Bang Sugar Bang, HTTH, played at the Whiskey to a packed house, Texas Terry opened for my old friend Nina Hagen at the Key Club, 

Actor Billy Zane was drinking at Boardners on Tammie’s Bustier Tuesday. The place was teaming with movie stars. Keanu Reeves was hanging in Hollywood getting his star at Hollywood and Highland Complex.

Erin Grayson and I shot it for Tequila TV. He was talking about sleeping in his car and how his wild and wooly adventures in LA. I booked Dogstar’s first gig at the Whiskey with Mike Giangreco.

I’m still waiting for my 10 percent commission.

Erin and I worked with Dante Hill and a crew of artist and filmmakers at the Gig. We showed a movie where I star as a voodoo priestess and I MC’d while Erin shot Cakecutter and more.

  I was out of it after Batpack, our casting company worked on Billy Idol’s new little queen video. Lot’s of jumping up and down, I found a really hot guy and set up camp around him. I hung out with my punk rock pals?

We danced with ourselves for 10 hours; stroking Billy member was an added plus. Be Cool will be coming to a theatre near you. It’s great, the director is a handsome guy named Gray Grey he also directed the Italian Job.

Batpack also worked on a Verizon commercial. Kid Rock will be playing a 9-inch prick. Now that’s original.

I went to see Scrotum and Jiveass at the Cat Club. That is a Jed and Homer noncover band?I mean it was Charlie from Custom Made Scare.

Johnny Indovina looks and sounds delicious. Human Drama played their last gig down the street and then had a beautiful after party in VIP at Sinister. Faith and the Muse opened the show with their own brand of madness. The audience was entranced the dressing rooms where filled with roses. It was spooky cool.

I went to Miss Kitty’s at Dragonfly. I think that club is great. Miss Kitty is super hot and sexy.

Gus is having a Mardi gras party at Mr.T’s Bowl on February 8^th. This event should be festive.

Kayden Creations is my favorite tattoo shop. Andy is my Tattoo artist. Andy’s shop and Boardners were featured in Cold Case. It aired last week.

Tequila TV is on Comcast on Saturdays at 7:30pm on February 25^th with my interview with Exene from X and footage from last year’s Sunset Junction. Eton was DJ and they were swinging from the rafters at the Burgundy room. The music was mighty fine and I hung out with Angelo from Fishbone, who just got back from an extra long tour.

I went to the Dresden Room with a friend. He wanted to by 2 of Marty and Elaine’s CD. My friend Morganne sang in French. Oui Oui!

Bruce Perdew is doing his club BLUE at Boardners on Mondays. I’ll be throwing some parties there soon to.

I’m looking for cool clothing and Jewelry for my friend Tony’s new store called Hollywood Hi, which is across the street from Hollywood High School on Highland.

The very best Mexican food in Hollywood is at the Velvet Margarita on Caughunga

Tell big Daddy, Tequila sent you!

Write me
Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com

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