I just have pretty much their most popular songs on this page (except for Tiny Little Song, which I put here because it's cute)
I also added a live version that I have of "If I Had $1,000,000". This was fun to do, especially since I couldn't find the transcript anywhere. I just had to listen to it over and over again, and try to understand everything they were saying (they do a lot of random extra talking). I probably got a few things wrong, and I completely missed a few things, but whatever. I also tried to distinguish who was saying what...I know Ed was the first guy talking, but the others...who knows. I just tried to make sure you knew when it was some one else saying something and so on. See how much I love you?
If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000 (live)
Little Tiny Song
One Week
Pinch Me
If I Had $1000000 (official)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000 (live version)
Ed: Ladies and gentlemen, a Cosby Award nominated guitar lick: *plays lick*
If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000
2 (I think Ed). Folks, I really enjoyed the Dream Warriors set, I was out in the audience dancing for those guys, I want you to do something for us, just similar to what you did for them. They're promoting their neighborhood, which is great. We want to do the same for ours. We're the messengers of our land to the east of here. Now when I say something, I want you to repeat the latter half. I'm gonna say "Scar", and you guys say "borough" K ready? Here we go...
If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
Little Tiny Song
Hey I'm a cow, I'm curious
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
(Wouldn't that be fabulous)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.
Other Guy: Woo!
Ed: Thank you very much
Guy: Wow
Ed: Thank you, thank you, want to hear that again?
Guy: Sure
Ed: And the nominees are! *plays lick* Ed Robertson for hot guitar lick number one! Wanna hear another good lick?
Guy: Yeah.
Ed: Okay, you gotta be with me on this one guys, this is my favorite lick...*plays lick* Joey pulled himself to his knees! Pulled his body back up the bank! And looked back down there!... That was in Melville, *something indistinguishable*.
Guy: Album of the year of course...I got a lick.
Ed: You got one?
Guy: I got a lick...it's a..it's a preview from our, from our upcoming, debut album.
Ed: Okay.
Guy: *plays lick* (singing) You're a strange animal, that's what I know, you're a strange animal, I got to *something*.
(If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000
(If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000
(If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
1. Gawin could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
2. Not for him.
If I Had $1000000
1. Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
2. We could just go up there and hang out
1. I'll have, I'll I'll seperate I'll seperate all the foods, Kraft caramels for Ed, softie toffies for myself, and a big bone for Gawin...I'm sorry, but I, I hope, I hope Gawin's not offended if he ever finds out about this... I love him, I saw him at the forum once, he did this *plays cool guitar lick* I love that part.
(If I Had $1000000)
Well I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000
(If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yup, like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000
(If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
1. Maybe we, we, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
2. But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
1. We...we wouldn't have to eat Kraft... We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner...sorry, I kinda blanked out there for a second...We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner!! *breaks down and starts crying*
Ed: "Scar!"
Audience: (one random guy: borough!)bor..bor..ough...ough!
Ed: We'll try this, sort of in time, because...uh let me hear ya say Scar!
Audience: borough!
Ed: Scar!
Audience: borough!
Ed: Scar!
Audience: borough!
Random guy 2 seconds later: borough!
Ed: Yeah! Right on! Guit messengers unite! (it took me so long to figure that one out)...Guits! All of us!
(If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000
(If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000
(Art Garfunkle? ...hehe...art garfun- If I Had $1000000 thank you!)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.
Hey watch me now, I'm furious
Hey I'm a cow, I'm full of hate
Hey watch me now, I'm on your plate