Memories of Helm's Deep

• I almost stepped in orc-poo at HELM'S DEEP!
• I got wet at HELM'S DEEP!
• I died at HELM'S DEEP!
• I survived HELM'S DEEP!
• I killed Théoden at HELM'S DEEP!
• I got Gimli a box at HELM'S DEEP!
• I killed my first orc at HELM'S DEEP!
• I sobbed and hid behind a pillar at HELM'S DEEP!
• I was heriocally saved by Legolas at HELM'S DEEP!
• I married Legolas at HELM'S DEEP!
• I was heroically saved by Aragorn at HELM'S DEEP!
• I saved Haldir's life at HELM'S DEEP!
• I DIDN'T survive at HELM'S DEEP!
• I tossed a dwarf at HELM'S DEEP!
• I was scared at HELM'S DEEP!
• I ran away from HELM'S DEEP!
• I won the lottery at HELM'S DEEP!
• I was robbed at at HELM'S DEEP!
• I tripped on my shoelaces at HELM'S DEEP!
• I drowned Gimli viciously at HELM'S DEEP!
• I got blown up at HELM'S DEEP!
• I found out I could read at HELM'S DEEP!
• I made this T-Shirt at HELM'S DEEP!
• I played pattycake at HELM'S DEEP!
• I attempted to tie my shoes at HELM'S DEEP!
• I drew a pretty picture at HELM'S DEEP!
• I killed more orcs than Frodo at HELM'S DEEP!
• ******I bought new socks at HELM'S DEEP!
• I got Christa engaged to Frodo at HELM'S DEEP!
• ******I wore a sparkley tiara at HELM'S DEEP!
• I made a pizza and ate it at HELM'S DEEP!
• I had to wear a straight jacket at HELM'S DEEP!
• I got crushed by an orc at HELM'S DEEP!
• I fell off a wall at HELM'S DEEP!
• ******I battled an evil robot-me at HELM'S DEEP!
• I got arrested at HELM'S DEEP!
• ******I made shish-ka-bobs for all the elven warriors at HELM'S DEEP!
• I arm-wrestled an uruk-hai at HELM'S DEEP!
• I won an arm wrestling tournament against Saruman's army at HELM'S DEEP!
• I started a rock band at HELM'S DEEP! (The Lollipop Swords)
• I got sick and puked on Gimli at HELM'S DEEP!
• I got really grossed out and puked on the tires of Gimli's pink van at HELM'S DEEP!
• At Helm's Deep, I did nothing, because I died first!
• I played with lil dollies at HELM'S DEEP!
• I melted a Barbie with a lighter at HELM'S DEEP!
• I ate a fly at at HELM'S DEEP!
• I killed Harry Potter at HELM'S DEEP!
• I thought Josh was at HELM'S DEEP, so I tried to kill him!
• I killed a goblin wearing flippers at HELM'S DEEP!
• At Helm's Deep I....
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