Cat from "Legion": I hate to go all technical on you, but... all hands on deck, swirly thing alert!

Chris and Robert Llewellyn.

Thanks to Max for this picture.

From "Tikka To Ride"...

Cat: Chicken's good.
Lister: Yeah, really good.
Kryten: That's not chicken, sir.
Cat: Oh, what is it?
Kryten: It's that man we found.  (Lister and Cat suddenly stop chewing, their mouthfuls of meat turning to poison)  Well, it seemed such a waste to leave him lying there when he'd barbecue so beautifully.

Thanks to Max for this picture.

Kryten from "Justice": I ask the court one key question:  would the Space Corps have allowed this man ever to be in a position where he might endanger the ship?  A man so petty and small-minded he would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship-issue condoms?

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And thanks to Max for this one from Back To Reality.

"As I studied the pod's textbooks, my excitement grew.  It seemed entirely possible for me to create a fully grown female clone, using my own DNA as a template.  This of course created the most enormous moral dilemma. Technically, she would be my sister, and therefore unable to take me as her lover.  After much soul searching, I reluctantly decided, "What the hell", I just wouldn't tell her." ~ Rimmer from "Rimmerworld."

"Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic!" ~ Holly from "Queeg."

Kryten from "Tikka To Ride": My guilt chip.  No behaviour protocols... just call me 'bad ass!'

The crew are sentenced in Back In The Red.

Rimmer from "Thanks For The Memory": No, I haven't, Lister.  I haven't met the right girl and some just might say, given the fact that the human race no longer exists, coupled with the fact that I have passed on, some just might say that I'm leaving it a little bit on the late side.

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