How To Join the Jew Crew

Joining the Jew Crew is a serious commitment. Do you think you have what it takes?

If so, contact a Jew Crew member. We're a very exclusive group and have no problems turning away members of the tribe who just arent up to snuff!

Steps to Join

• Undergo ritual circumcision.
• Sign a blood oath, pledging loyalty to the Jew Crew.
• Serve as a probationary member by acting as an assitant to full Jew Crew members.
• Kvetch!
• Schtup Jew Crew members.
• Be one bad ass heeb, 24/7!