Me: Hey guys!
Justin: Yo JenJen, what up girl?
Me: Not much Justin, and u?
Justin: I's doin pretty good.
Me: *counting to herself, 1..2..3..4* Wait, weren't there 5 of u guys, I only see 4.
Justin: Yeah, der wuz 5, I think.
JC: Very good Justin, u can count! Lance is in the bathroom re-applying his make-up so he can look nice for u.
Me: Well, thats very nice of him, I think!
Lance: *walking in* Hiya sweetie! How are u JenJen?
Me: I'm good, and u?
Chris: *laughing to himself*
JC: Whats so funny Chris?
Justin: Probably somethin stupid, he aint never funny.
Chris: Shut up Justin! At least I wasnt on the gay freakin Mickey Mouse Club!
Justin: Chris, just shut the hell up! Man, I told u not ta mention that show in front of da ladies! It's embarassin man!
JC: Hey, I liked that show.
Chris: U would JC!
Joey: *finishing chewing the twinky he was eating* So what was so funny chris?
Chris: *hehe* Lance's mascara is smeared!
Lance: *getting ready to cry* It's not fair, why do u guys always have to make fun of me! I'm leaving, bye JenJen, I'll call u later, maybe we could exchange make-up tips!
Me: Well, um, I guess Lance, good bye!
Joey: Hey, I have to go to the snack bar, anyone want me to get them anything while I'm there?
EVERYONE: NO!
Me: So...hows the tour going?
JC: It's going great, we have a huge stage set-up and we never allow our fans to get bored, and....
Justin: Nuff of dat boring stuff JC sez, I gotz some phat news.
Me: Whats that Justin?
Justin: I met dis girl, and she was mad hot and...
JC: NOOOOO!!! Justin, u know the rules, u cant say anything about "that"
Justin: Oh no man, we aint datin, we just had this sweet one ni...ah nevermind!
Chris: Hey, I have to go now.
Me: Why chris?
Chris: Cause I have to go wash my hair, *hehe* just kidding man! Seriously though, I have to go practice my jokes. Wanna come watch JC?
JC: Um, sure I guess Chris, right after my afternoon nap. Bye JenJen, nice meeting u.
Me: U too JC, bye!
Justin: Hey, its just us 2 now, my phat Benz is parked right outside!
Me: *no comment*
THE END!
*note to the stupid people...this interview never really took place, duh!