Halloween Quotes

• Cordelia: "Well, his loss is your incredible gain!"

• Cordelia-"Buffy. Love the hair. It just screams street urchin."

• Buffy-"You know what? I need to go...Put a bag over my head."
• Angel-"Don't listen to her. You look fine."
• Buffy-"You're sweet. A terrible liar but sweet."

• Xander-"Those wacky vampires. That's why I love em. They just keep you guessing."

• Xander-"Sign up and get your own pack of sugar-high little runts for the night."
• Buffy-"Yikes, I'll stick to vampires."

• Principal Snyder-"Miss Summers. Just the juvenile delinquent I've been looking for."

• Xander-"Hey, Lar, you're lookin' cro-mag as usual. What can I do you for?"
• Larry-"You and Buffy. Just friends, right?"
• Xander-"I like to think of it less as a friendship and more as a solid foundation for future bliss."
• Larry-"So, she's not your girlfriend?"
• Xander-"Alas, no."

• Xander-"A black eye heals, Buffy, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life."

• Willow-"Angel would never fall for her act."
• Buffy-"You mean that actually showing up wearing a stunning outfit embracing personal hygiene act?"

• Buffy-"You know, there's this place you can go, right, and you sit in the dark, and there are these moving pictures, right, and the pictures tell a story."

• Giles-"I'll have you know that I have very, um, many relaxing hobbies."
• Buffy-"Such as?"
• Giles-"Well, um...I enjoy cross-referencing."
• Buffy-"Do you stuff your own shirts or do you send 'em out?"

• Buffy-"Ms. Calendar said you are a babe!"
• Giles-"She said what?"
• Buffy-"Um, she said that you are a...hunk of burning...something or other. So, whadda' you think of that?"
• Giles-"Um, I don't know. I don't, um...a burning hunk of what?"

• Giles-"'Babe'? Huh, I can live with that."

• Cordelia-"Oh, he's a vampire. Of course. But the cuddly kind like a carebear with fangs."

• Willow-"She's like a circus freak. Yuck."

• Buffy-"You're messing the whole point of Halloween."
• Willow-"Free Candy."

• Willow-"I don't go wild. Wild on me equal spaz."

• Drusilla-"Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see."
• Spike-"Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet."

• Cordelia-"Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer, I'm-so-great, I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna' be there?"
• Oz-"Yeah, you know, he's just going by 'Devon' now."
• Cordelia-"Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see you. So that's just fine."
• Oz-"So what do I tell him?"
• Cordelia-"Nothing! Jeez, get with the program."
• Oz-"Why can't I meet a nice girl like that?"

• Xander-"Okay, on sleazing extra candy, tears are key. Tears will normally get you the double bagger. You can also try the old 'You missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate. Understood? Okay, troops, let's move out."

• Willow-"She couldn't have dressed up like Xena."

• Spike-"This is just...neat!"