Welcome to Hellmouth Quotes
- Joyce-"Now, you have a good time. I know you'll make friends right away. Think positve. And honey...Try not to get suspended."
- Xander-"I kind of had a problem with the math."
- Willow-"Which part??"
- Xander-"The math."
- Cordelia-"John Tesh"
- Buffy-"The Devil."
- Cordelia-"That was pretty much a gimme."
- Jesse-"Is it me. Or are you turning into a babbling idiot?"
- Xander-"It's not you."
- Cordelia-Gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker.
- Buffy-Dead?
- Cordelia-Totally dead. Way dead.
- Xander-So, not just a little dead, then.
- Giles-"What do you know about this town."
- Buffy-"That it's away from Neiman Marcus."
- Buffy-I've both been there, and done that, and I'm moving on.
- Buffy-"Okay, First of all, I'm a vampire slayer. Second of all,I'm retired."
- Buffy-"Prepare me for what? For getting thrown out of school? Losing all my friends? Having to spend all my time fighting for my life and never getting to tell anyone, Because it might 'endanger' them? Go ahead. Prepare me."
- Buffy-"Hi, I'm an enormous slut! Hi, would you like a copy of Watchtower
- Joyce-"Well, there be boys there."
- Buffy-"No, mom. It's a nun's club."
- Buffy-"From now on I'm only hanging out with the living. I-I mean, Lively people."
- Angel-"I know what you're thinking, But don't worry. I don't bite."
- Buffy-What do I want?
- Angel-To kill them. To kill them all.
- Buffy-Sorry, that's incorrect, but you do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of turtle wax. What I want is to be left alone!
- Buffy-"Are you guys going out?"
- Willow-"No, we're just friends. We used to go out...But we broke up."
- Buffy-"How come?"
- Willow-"He stole my barbie....We were five."
- Buffy-"Seize the moment. Because tomorrow you might be dead."
- Willow-"Oh, that's....Nice."
- Buffy-"So, you like to party with the students.....Isn't that kind of skanky??"
- Buffy-"Dark, Gorgeous..In an annoying sort of way..."
- Willow-"Okay this is nice...and scary.."
- Buffy-"First of all what's with the outfit..Live in the now okay..You look like DeBarge!!"
- Buffy-"Now, we can do this the hard way, or...Well, actually, there's just the hard way."
- Darla-"That's fine with me."
- Buffy-"You sure? It's not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content."
- Luke-"You're wasting my time."
- Buffy-"Hey. I had other plans,too. Okay."
- The Harvest
- Willow-"Ohhh...I need to sit down."
- Buffy-"You are sitting down."
- Willow-"Oh, Good for me."
- Buffy-"God, I am so mentally challenged!!!"
- Giles-Maybe you could wrest some information from that dread machine. ...That was a bit, um, British, wasn't it?
- Buffy- Welcome to The New World.
- Xander-"I'm inadequate. That's fine. I'm less than a man."
- Xander-"I don't like vampires...I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good."
- Byffy-"So, Giles. Got anything that can make this day worse?"
- Giles-"How about the end of the world?"
- Buffy-"Knew I could count on you."
- Luke-"Master. Taste of this and be free..."
- Buffy head butts him,"How'd it taste?"
- Giles-We may, in fact, stand between the earth and it's total destruction.
- Buffy-Well, I got to look on the bright side - maybe I can still get kicked out of school.
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