NEVER KILL A BOY ON THE FIRST DATE Quotes
- NEVER KILL A BOY ON THE FIRST DATE
- Buffy-"We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy and You're History."
- Buffy-"Giles, Don't mention it. It was pleasure to make the world safe for humanity again."
- Buffy-"That's great. I kill them, you fence their stuff"
- Buffy-"Two points for the Slayer while the Watcher has yet to score!"
- Buffy- "See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things."
- Giles-"I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Xander-"So Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?"
- Buffy-"Xander!"
- Xander-"I mean, how'd the laying go last night? No, I don't mean that either."
- Buffy-"Boy, Cordelia's hips are wider than I thought."
- Giles-"I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
- Buffy-"Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm."
Buffy-"I won't wear my button that says,"I'm the slayer. Ask me how."
- Buffy-"Which one do you think Owen will like better; the red or the peach?"
- Xander-"Oh, you mean for kissing you and then telling all his friends how easy you are so the whole school loses respect for you and then talks behind your back? The red's fine."
- Buffy-"Thanks. I'll go with the peach."
- Cordelia-"Owen! Look at you here, all alone."
- Owen-"Cordelia, I'm here with Buffy."
- Cordelia-"Oh. Okay. You wanna' dance?"
- Owen-"No, I'm still here with Buffy."
- Cordelia-"You are so good to help the needy."
- Buffy-"Cordelia, Owen and I would like to be alone right now, and for that to happen, you would have to go somewhere that's away."
- Cordelia-"Well, when you're ready for the big leagues, let me know."
- Cordelia-"Hello, Salty Goodness."
- Owen-"So, where do you know Buffy?"
- Angel-"Work."
- Owen-"He tried to bite me. What a sissy!"
- Buffy-"You killed my DATE!!!"
- Owen-"Does anyone have an asprin...Or sixty..."
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