Nightmare Quotes

• Joyce-"You want to go to school?"
• Buffy-"Sure, Why not?"
• Joyce-"Okay, this would be a good day to buy that lottery ticket."

• Willow-"It must have been harsh."
• Buffy-"Yeah, that's the word you're looking for."

• Xander-"Well, the Hellmouth The center of mystical convergence. Supernatural monsters. Been there."
• Buffy-"A little blasei there, aren't you?
• Xander-"I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party."
• Buffy-"Thanks for having confidence in me."
• Xander-"You da man, Buff."

• Buffy-"Hey, Giles. Wakey Wakey."

• Giles-"I can't read."
• Buffy-"What do you mean? You can read, like, three languages."
• Giles-"Five, actually, on a normal day."

• Xander-"I was dressed a minute ago. It's a dream. it's gotta be a dream. Ow! Wake up. Ow! Gotta wake up.AGhhhhh!"

• Willow-"I would hate to have everyone paying attention to me like that."
• Xander-"With nudity! It's a total nightmare."

• Willow-"I'm not afraid. You'd think. I'd be afraid. But I'm not."

• Willow-"I had to sing. Very bad to sing."

• Buffy-"This a dream."
• Master-"A dream is a wish your heart makes. This is real life."

• Xander-"You were a lousy clown. You're ballon animals were pathetic. *Everyone* can make a girafee."

• Giles-"Willow, do shut up."