Prophecy Girl Quotes

• Xander-"Would you, um, date me? Oh, that's good. 'Date me.' It's terrible, right?" Willow-"Huh? Oh, no. Well, yes, 'date me' is silly."

• Xander-"You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!"

• Buffy-"Three in one night. Giles would be so proud."

• Master-"Yes,Yes. Shake. Earth. This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time has come! Glory..Glory!...What do you think? 5.1?"

• Buffy-"I can't put it off any longer. I have to meet my terrible fate."
• Giles-"What??"
• Buffy-"Biology"

• Buffy-"Wow, that was boring."
• Xander- "I don't feel that 'boring' covers it."
• Buffy- "No, 'boring' falls short."
• Willow- "Even I was bored, and I'm a science nerd."
• Buffy-"Don't say that."
• Willow-"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?"
• Xander-"Willow, don't you have a thing?"
• Willow-"A thing? The thing...that I have...which is a thing...that I have to go to. See you later!"
• Buffy- "What on Earth is her deal?"
• Xander- "Oh, she's Willow."

• Xander- "Buffy, I want you to go to the dance with me. You and me. On a date."
• Buffy-"I don't know what to say."
• Xander- "Well, you're not laughing. That's a good start."

• Xander-"We've fought some bloodsucking fiends, and that's all been a good time. But I want more."

• Xander- "I guess a guy's gotta' be undead to make time with you."

• Xander- "I don't handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I've had, huh?"

• Xander-"She still jonesing for Angel."

• Cordelia-"Willow, I really like your outfit."
• Willow-"No, you don't."
• Cordelia- "No, I really don't, but I need a favor."

• Buffy-"So, That's it. I know the drill. One slayer dies. Next one's called. I wonder who she is. Will you train her? Or will they send someone else?Did they say how he is going to kill me? Do you think it'll hurt?"
• Angel-"Buffy..."
• Buffy-"Don't touch me!!! You weren't even gonna tell me."
• Giles-"I was hoping I wouldn't have to. That there was some way around it."
• Buffy-"I've got a way around it. I quit."
• Angel-"It's not that simple."
• Buffy-"I'm making it that simple. I quit. I resign. I'm..I'm fired. You can find someone else to stop the master."
• Giles-"I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the signs indicate that.."
• Buffy-"Signs. Read me the signs! Tell me my fortune!! You're so useful sitting here with all your books."
• Giles-"I don't suppose I am.."
• Angel-"I know this hard."
• Buffy-"What do you know about this you're never gonna die."
• Angel-"Do think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it. We just got a figure out a way.."
• Buffy-"I already did. I quit. Remember. Pay attention."
• Giles-"Buffy, If the master rises.."
• Buffy-"I don't care!!! I don't care...Giles, I'm sixteen years old....I don't want to die."

• Xander-"How can I say this clearly. I don't like you. At the end of the day I pretty much think you're a vampire."

• Buffy-"Oh, look. A bad guy."

• Buffy-"I am be dead. But I'm still pretty."

• You were destined to die. It was written."
• Buffy-"What can i say. I flunked the written."

• Buffy-"You have fruit punch mouth."

• Master-"Where are you're jibes now? Will you laugh when my hell is on Earth?"
• Buffy-"You're that amped about hell. Go there."

• Buffy-"I'm sorry. It's just been a really weird day."
• Xander-"Yeah, Buffy died and All."
• Willow-"Wow, Harsh."

• Buffy-"We saved the world. I say we party. I mean I got all pretty."

• Angel-"By the way. I like your dress."
• Buffy-"Yeah,yeah. Big hit with everyone."