Puppet Show Quotes

• Buffy-"Giles, unto every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You cannot escape your destiny.
• Giles-"If you had any shred of decency, you would have participated, or at least helped."
• Buffy-"Nah! I think I'll take on your traditional role, and watch."
• Xander-"And mock."
• Willow-"And laugh."

• Buffy-"Look, Mom. If you really love me. and want to show your support you'll stay away. Far away."

• Buffy-"I'm not just some crazy person...I'm the slayer."
• Xander: "The Dummy Slayer?"

• Principal Snyder-"Kids. I don't like 'em."

• Cordelia-"All I can think is, 'It could have been me!'"
• Xander-"We can dream."

• Cordelia-"I can't go out there. All those people staring at me and judging me like I'm some kind of...Buffy!"

• Buffy-"Whoevers out there. I'm going to hurt you.Badly. If you'll just give me a minute."

• Xander-"Madness...And madness..and Stabbing pain.."