Reptile Boy Quotes

• Xander-"Is she dying?"
• Buffy-"I think she's singing."
• Xander-"To a telephone in Hindi. Now that's entertainment."

• Xander-"Hmm, and we thought just because we didn't have any money or any place to go, this'd be a lackluster evening."
• Willow-"I know! We could go to the Bronze, and sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water."
• Xander-"Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail."

• Willow-"Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and.."
• Buffy-"It was surround sound."

• Buffy-"I'm brainsick. I can't have a relationship with him!"
• Willow-"Not during the day..but you could ask him for coffee some night. It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffinated bevergae. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter, like relationship that way but.."
• Xander-"What's like a relationship?"
• Buffy-"Nothing. I have. Coffee?

• Buffy: "And the little slice of life that still belongs to me from -- I don't know -- seven to seven o'five in the morning, can I do what I want then?"

• Buffy- "Right, who needs a social life when you've got your very own hellmouth?"
• Giles-"Yes! You have a duty, a purpose. You have a commitment in life. Now how many people your age can say that?"
• Buffy-"We talkin' foreign or domestic? How 'bout none?"

• Xander-"Boy, what a long day."
• Willow-"And you skipped three classes."
• Xander-"Yeah, and of course, those flew by."

• Ricky-"Hi, sweetheart. I'm Richard. And you are?"
• Buffy-"So, not interested!"

• Angel-"This isn't some fairytale. When I kiss you you don't wake up as if from a deep sleep."
• Buffy-"No, when I kiss you I wanna die."

• Cordelia-"Oh, Buffy, it's like we're sisters. With really differen't hair."

• Willow-"She's got a date with Angel. Isn't that exciting?"
• Xander-"I'm Elated." Willow-"Cordelia? Did I sound a little jealous just then. 'cause I'm not really..Cordelia?!"
• Xander-"Cordelia's much better for you than Angel."
• Willow-"What happened to Angel?"
• Buffy-"Nothing, as usual. A whole lotta nothing with Angel."
• Xnader-"Bummer."
• Willow-"I don't understand. He likes you. More than likes you."
• Buffy-"Angel barely says two words to me."
• Xander-"Don't you hate that."
• Buffy-"And when he does, he treats me like child."
• Xander-"That bastard."
• Buffy-"You know at least Tom can carry on a conversation."
• Xander-"Yeah, Tom? Who's Tom?
• Buffy-"The Frat guy."
• Xander-"Buffy. I don't think so. Frying pan, fire."

• Buffy-"Okay, you know what? Look. Seven days a week I'm busy saving the world. Once in great while I want to have some fun. And that's what I'm going to have tonight. Fun."

• Buffy-"And there's blood on it."
• Giles-"Oh? I didn't see any."
• Buffy-"Angel showed up. He could smell it."
• Xander-"The blood? There's a guy you wanna' party with."

• Buffy-"Well, say it."
• Xander-"I'm not gonna' say it."
• Willow-"You lied to Giles."
• Xander-"She will."
• Buffy-"Look, I wasn't lying. I was just protecting him from information that he wouldn't be able to digest properly."
• Xander-"Like a corn dog."
• Willow-"Like you don't have a sick mother, but you'd rather go to a frat party where there's going to be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy."
• Xander-"Whoa, whoa. Rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?"

• Willow-"I can't believe she lied to Giles. My whole world i askew."
• Xander-"Buffy lying. Buffy going to frat parties? That's not askew that's cockeyed."
• Willow-"Askew means cockeyed."

• Tom-"You're not seeing anyone?"
• Buffy-"Someone's not seeing me."

• Willow-"Why do you think she wen to that party?!? because you gave her the brush off! And you never let her do anything except work and patrol..I know she's the Chosen one but you're killing her with the pressure. I mean she's sixteen going on forty.And you. I mean, you're gonna live forever. You don't have time for a cup of coffee."

• Xander-"Angel Angel Angel. Why does every conversation have end up on that freak.*Looking up at Angel* Hey,man. How's it going?"

• Angel-"Buffy."
• Buffy-"Angel."
• Xander-"Xander."