School Hard Quotes

• Principal Snyder-"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner."

• Xander-"Well, Sheila's definitely intense. That guy with her -- that's the guy she can bring home to mother."
• Willow-"She was already smoking in the fifth grade. Once I was look out for her."
• Xander-"You're bad to the bone."
• Willow-"I'm a rebel."

• Spike-"I was actually at woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."

• Spike-"So, who do we have to kill for fun around?"

• Spike-"Yeah, I did a couple slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding. I LUV to brag."

• Drusilla-"Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put into the ground withers and dies."

• Joyce-"What's wrong?"
• Buffy-"I spent a good part of my allowance on this new creme rinse, and it's neither creamy nor rinsey."

• Joyce-"Wait until you get a job."
• Buffy-"I have a job."

• Willow-"I thought we were going to the bronze tonight,'cause of how you thought Angel might show."
• Xander-"If he does, he'll meet some other nice girl. Studying comes first."
• Buffy-"We're going to the bronze."

• Xander-"And while I'm whiddling I plan to whistle a jaunty tune."

• Willow-"It's Angel's missage."

• Sheila-"Did you really burn down a school building one time?"
• Buffy-"Well, not actually "one time".
• Sheila-"Cool!"

• Xander-"You've been studying for nearly twelve minutes."
• Buffy-"No wonder my brain's fried."

• Vampire-"Slayer."
• Buffy-"Slayee."

• Xamder-"So, he's thorough and goal orientated."

• Buffy-"Come on, you've been dating for what, like 200 years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?"
• Willow-"Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two dates a year that's still like 400 dates with 400 diferent...Why do they call it a mace?"

• Xander-"Okay, that's it. I'm putting a collar and bell on that guy."

• Spike-"Slayer...Here Kitty Kitty Kitty. I find one of your friends first I'm going to suck them dry and use their bones to bash your head in. Are you getting a word picture here?"

• Spike-*Singing* Some one's in the ceiling."

• Spike-"Come up against this Slayer yet?"
• Angel-"She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy dog, 'I'm all tortured' act. Keeps her off my back when I feed."
• Spike-"Ha ha! People still fall for that Anne Rice routine. What a world!"
• Xander-"I knew you were lying. Undead...liar guy."

• Spike-"You were my sire man, You were my yoda."
• Angel-"Things change."
• Spike-"Not us. Not demons. I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom."

• Spike-"Fe,fi,fo,fum. I smell the blood of a nice...ripe...girl."
• Buffy-"Do we really need weapons for this?"
• Spike-"I just like them. They make me feel all manly."

• Joyce-"You get the hell away from daughter!"
• Spike-"Women."

• Angel-"I had to see if he was buying it or not."
• Xander-"And if he bit me, what then?"
• Xander-"And what if he bit me. What then."
• Angel-"We would have known that he bought."

• Xander-"And what's with you being Spike's sire. What's a sire?"