What's My Line Pt. 1 Quotes

• Xander: "'Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?' Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?
• Buffy: "So, mark 'None of the above'."
• Xander: "Well, there are no boxes for 'None of the above.' And that would introduce too many variables into their mushroom-headed, number-crunching, little world."
• Willow: "I'm sensing bitterness."

• Xander: "What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark."
• Willow: "You're not gonna' be young forever."
• Xander: "Yes, but I'll always be stupid."
• Xander: "Okay, let's not all rush to disagree."
• Buffy: "You're not stupid."

• Xander: "Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a hand to the rich and pretty."
• Cordelia: "Which, lucky me, excludes you. Twice."
• Xander: "Is murder always a crime?"

• Buffy: "Do I like shrubs?"
• Xander: "That's between you and your god."

• Buffy: "Do the words 'sealed in fate' ring any bells for you, Will? Why go there?"

• Angel: "Buffy. You scared me."
• Buffy: "Now you know what it feels like, Stealth Guy."

• Buffy: "Just stopping by for some quality time with Mr. Gordo?"
• Angel: "Excuse me?"
• Buffy: "The pig."

• Buffy: "Well, you don't have a 'nothing' face. You have a 'something' face. And you don't have to whisper. Mom's in LA 'til Thursday art...buying or something."
• Angel: "Then...why'd you come in through the window?"
• Buffy: "Habit."

• Buffy: "We're having this thing at school."
• Angel: "Career week?"
• Buffy: "How did you know?"
• Angel: "I lurk."
• Buffy: "Well then, you know it's a whole week of 'What's my Line'...only, I don't get to play. Sometimes I just want..."
• Angel: "You want what?"
• Angel: "It's okay."
• Buffy: "The Cliffs Notes version? I want a normal life."

• Buffy: "No, Angel, it's not you. You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me."

• Buffy: "I wish we could be regular kids." Angel: "I'll never be a kid."
• Buffy: "Okay then, a regular kid and her cradle-robbin', creature-of-the-night boyfriend."

• Buffy: "Color me stunned."

• Buffy: "They had tools, flashlights, whole nine yards. What's that mean, anyway? Whole nine yards. Nine yards of what? Uhh, now it's gonna' bug me all day."

• Buffy: "You know, if you don't like the way I'm doing my job, why don't you find somebody else? Oh, that's right, there can only be one. As long as I'm alive, there is no one else. Well, there you go. I don't have to be the Slayer. I could be dead."
• Giles: "That wasn't terribly funny. You notice I didn't laugh."
• Buffy: "Wouldn't be much of a change."

• Giles: "You're behaving remarkably immaturely."
• Buffy: "You know why? I am immature. I'm a teen. I have yet to mature."

• Kendra: "Who are you?"
• Buffy: "Who am I? You attacked me! Who the hell are you?!"
• Kendra: "I'm Kendra...the Vampire Slayer."