When She Was Bad Quotes

• Xander-"Oh, okay, I got one. 'It's a mad house! A mad--'"
• Willow-"Planet of the Apes!"
• Xander-"Can I finish, please?"
• Willow-"Oh, sorry, go ahead."
• Xander- "'...house!'"

• Xander-"I'm a man. I have certain desires, certain needs."
• Willow-"Agh, I don't want to know."

• Buffy-"Hi guys. Miss me."

• Xander-"Man, your timing doesn't suck."

• Buffy- "So how did you guys fare? Did you have any fun without me?"
• Willow- "Yes." Xander-"No."
• Xander- "Well, our summer was kinda' yawnworthy. Our biggest excitement was burying the Master."

• Xander-"Yo, G-Man. what's up."
• Giles-"Nice to see you. And don't ever call me that again."

• Willow-"Buffy killed a vampire last night."
• Buffy-"Uh, I think you can get a little more volume if you speak from the diaphragm."
• Willow- "Sorry."

• Buffy-"You're the Watcher, I just work here."
• Giles- "Yes. I must consult my books."
• Xander- "Oh, 8 minutes and 33 seconds, pay up. I called 10 minutes before you'd consult your books about something. Thank you."

• Xander-"We're your bosom friends. Friends of your bosom."

• Buffy-"So, is this a social call? It is kinda' late...or, well, it is for me, anyway. What is it for you, lunch hour?"
• Angel-"It's not a social call." Buffy: "Ah, so let me guess. That means grave danger. Gosh, it's good to be home."
• Angel-"I'm sorry, I wish I had better news."
• Buffy-"So, some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and we're all on the menu. Gosh it's good to be home."

• Willow-"Angel stopped by. Wow.. Was there...Well, I mean..Was it having to do with kissing?"
• Buffy-"Willow, Grow up. Not everything has to do with kissing."
• Xander-"Yeah, some stuff is about groping. It wasn't about groping?"
• Buffy-"Okay, Hormones on parade. It was pure shop talk. Remember vampires, pointy teeth, walk by night. Am I ringing a bell."

• Willow-"Cibo Matto are playing."
• Xander-"No,Willow. They're clog dancing."
• Willow-"Cibo Matto can clog dance. Oh, sarcasm, right."

• Cordelia-"Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers."
• Buffy-"Was that an insult?"
• Xander-"It kinda' lacked punch."
• Willow-"The Three Musketeers were cool."
• Cordelia-"I see your point."
• Xander-"I would've gone with Stooges."
• Cordelia-"Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together. So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?"
• Willow-"Uh, yes, our own personal demons."
• Xander-"Uh, such as--as--as lust and, um, thrift."
• Buffy-"I would have to go with Stooges also."
• Cordelia-"What are you guys talking about? I'm talking about big, squiggly demons that come from the ground. Remember? Prom Night? With all the vampires?"
• Buffy-"Cordelia, Your mouth is open. Sound is coming out. This is never good."

• Buffy-"Well, this works out great. You won't tell anyone I'm the slayer. And I won't tell anyone you're a moron."

• Angel-"What are you afraid of...Me...Us?"
• Buffy-"Could you contemplate getting over yourself for one second. There is no us. Look, Angel I'm sorry if I was suppose to spend the summer mooning over you. But I didn't. I moved on. To the living."

• Buffy-"Xnader...Did I ever thank you...For saving my life."
• Xander-"No."
• Buffy-"Don't you wish I would?"

• Cordelia-"Buffy? You're really campaigning for Bitch of the year,aren't you?"
• Buffy-"As defending champion. You nervous."

• Cordelia-"Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude. Deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner mpet. But get over it."

• Willow-"That's gotta be it. I mean why else would she be acting like such a *B*I*T*C*H*?"
• Giles-"Willow, I think we're a little old to be spelling things out."
• Xander-"A Bitcha?"

• Buffy-"We killed each other. It promotes togetherness."

• Buffy-"*Reading the note* Come to Bronze or we Make her a meal."
• Xander-"They're going to cook her dinner. Oh, forget I said that."

• Willow-"Well, what about the rest of the note."
• Buffy-"The rest of the note?"
• Willow-"The part that says. P.S. this is a trap."

• Buffy-"You know being stalked isn't exactly a turn on for girls."

• Buffy-"You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Is that an offensive term? Should I say 'Undead American'?"

• Angel-"I'm not gonna' fight you."
• Buffy-"Come on. Kick my ass."

• Xander-"Buffy's about to blow. i think we should be trying to reach a minimum safe distance."

• Angel-"We need you to distract the vampires."
• Buffy-"Right."
• Angel-"What are you gonna' do?"
• Buffy-"I'm gonna' kill them all. That ought to distract them."

• Giles-"Where's Buffy?"
• Xander-"She's working out her issues."

• Absalom-"Your day is done, girl. I'll grind you into a sticky paste, and hear you beg before I smash in your face."
• Buffy-"So are you gonna' kill me, or are we just making small talk?"

• Xander-"Well, we could always grind our enemies into talcum powder but gosh we did that last night."