Teacher's Pet Quotes

• Teacher's Pet

• Blayne-"A girl's really got to have something to go with me."
• Xander-"Something like a lobotomy"

• Buffy-"Destructo Girl, That's me..."

• Xander-"He's Buff. She never said anything about him being buff."

• Xander-"It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."

• Xander-"This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear, but...where did they put his head?"
• Willow-"Good point. I didn't want to hear that."

• Buffy-"What Happened?"
• Angel"I wasn't paying attenion."
• Buffy-"To someone with a big fork."

• Buffy-"I'm not saying that she craned her nech...We're talking full on exorcist."

• Xander-"What kind of a girly name is 'Angel' anyway?"

• Willow-"No,No,No, See...I like Xander's head....That's where you find his eyes and his hair and his adorable smile."

• Xander-"Just for the record, you were right. I'm an idiot, and God bless you."