| Federal Government evaluations ... These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee evaluations. How would you like to be the recipient of one of these tell it like it is evaluations.? |
Actual Government evaluations
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1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this employee to breed. 3. This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite wont be. 4. Works well when under constant supervision and corned like a rat in a trap. 5. When he opens his mouth, its usually only to change feet. 6. This individual has delusions of adequacy. 7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 9. This employee should go far, and the sooner she starts, the better. 10. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. 11. A gross ignoramus .144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. 12. He doesnt have ulcers, but hes a carrier. 13. Hes been working too much with glue. 14. She would argue with a signpost. 15. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room. 16. If her IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 17. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, hes the other one. 18. A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on. 19. A prime candidate for natural de-selection. 20. Donated her brain to science before she was done using it. 21. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isnt coming. 22. Hes got two brain cells: one is lost and the other is out looking for it. 23. If she was any more stupid, shed have to be watered twice a week. 24. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, youd get change. 25. If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean. 26. One neuron short of a synapse. 27. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. 28. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. 29. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. |
