You know, I think that the phrase "No chance in Hell" isn't that bad. I mean, some people have good chances in hell. Such as, for example, Satan. He's got to have good chances. He owns the place. All those gamblers you are burning eternally probably bet all the time. They lose, but they take chances. And Satan wins! Another good chance is of you not having a good time. That's pretty much a sure bet.
I think that if you know you're not heaven material, you should sink even lower. I mean, Satan was/is pure evil, and he probably has a great time. I think a good thing to have in hell is the ability to derive pleasure from seeing other people suffer. Most people do this occasionally, but the real successful dead bad people do it continually. And if you are the one applying the suffering, even better! More brownie points for you.
I bet Hell isn't even that bad a place. Sure it's hot, but what place isn't in the midst of summer? Especially in the cities, and a lot of people live in the cities. Therefore, a lot of people are used to it being, or even like it, hot. Of course, because I just said that, I'm probably destined for hell now.
I bet the only real bad thing about hell is the music. They have to have some, because I bet even the people screaming in agony gets pretty old to all the ungodly demons. I think they rotate between "Kung Fu Fighting" and "Stayin' Alive". Which is fine with me. I'll dance right along when thye play good ol' "Kung Fu Fighting".
Actually, I'll bet that hell is one of those places that is nice to visit, but nobody wants to live there.
