Ay! What are you doing here?! I closed this page. You WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY! GET OUT BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!
Kick @$$!
Not bad...
You're taking your chances with this one!
You b@st@rd!
Whoever designed this was on crack!
Not even good enough for Kenny to look at! :-b
Now for the games! Please E-mail me if you have any questions (read my disclaimer first)or have a game you want to see here. Have fun!
South Park Invaders A great Invaders spoof. (Remember the Atari rip-offs I warned you about?) Offensively Hilarious sounds. 113220 Bytes
South Park Dodgeball One of the newer games, in this one you control Pip and try to beat the Cinese dodgeball team. You get some occasional American jokes from the announcers too. (Not on my server)
South Park Shoot 'Em Up Another South Park shooting game. In this one, you shoot the Kenny clones that are taking over South Park. It's pretty short, but you do get to kill Kenny... (Not on my server)
Huntin' and Killin' A sequel to SP Shoot 'Em Up, bu this one has two games - kill Mephisto's clones or hunt in the mountains. Warning: this one's a lot harder! You'd better get really good at the original first! (Not on my server)
Raiders of the Mexican Staring Frog South Park Shoot 'Em Up 3, in this one, you Ned, and Jimbo hunt down the deadly Mexican Staring Frogs in the swamps of...Louisianna? The game is hard as CRAP! I havent beaten the first level yet! Good luck! (Not on my server)
Cheesy Poofs Not a bad game, but its pretty simple. Move Cartman to catch the cheesy poofs that are falling upwards(?) from under his couch. It doesn't really end, though. (Not on my server)
Avenging Kenny's Death Another great game, this one is more like a Mario Bros. type platform game. It has great animated dialogue between levels. The premise, basically, is that Cartman killed Kenny and didn't care. You alternate between controlling Stan and Kyle, and you fight your way through the previous episodes off South Park. 1407834 Bytes (Not on my server)
South Park RPG Great gameplay, but there's a lot of bugs and it seems...unfinished. There's info on it on how to get the update, which I hear will have all the bugs out of it. Don't worry, it's completely harmless to your system. 337665 Bytes (Not on my server)
You killled Kenny Another shooting game, but in this one the object is to shoot Kenny! You can either drill a hole in him with your sniper rifle (or whatever the heck you're using!) or drop a bomb on him. It's pretty simple though, and I think there might be a bug in the fourth level. Give it a try anyways! 492896 Bytes
Poofwars In this two-player game, Stan and Cartman have a Cheesy Poofs showdown. The controls can be a pain if your not used to arrow keys, 377132 Bytes
Cartman SuP Productions' latest version of Frogger, but instead of making a little frog hop around trying to get laid with female frogs, you control Cartman as he tries to rescue the Cheesy Poofs from across the river. You didn't think I'd make this page with only one Atari rip-off, did you? 349766 Bytes
